Douluo mainland prequel

Chapter 99: Hello, Mr. Shoehorn (1)

Two years later... Soto City.

Hundred Flowers Festival, also known as Valentine's Day.

Every year on the seventh day of the seventh lunar month, Douluo Continent holds the long-standing Hundred Flowers Festival. According to legend, the Sparrow God, the god who represents love and happiness, descends on Douluo Continent on this day to ensure a happy and healthy life for lovers.Over time, this special festival has become an excellent day for young men and women to express their love for each other. Rumor has it that as long as a man and a woman make a lifelong commitment to each other on this day, they can be blessed by the Sparrow God.

Before the festival comes, the woman will prepare exquisitely crafted purses and handkerchiefs, and give them to the man after confessing her love. If the man responds to the woman's confession, he will hand them over and give the woman his own bamboo fan as a return gift. If you refuse, the purse will be collected and the handkerchief will be returned.

In the same way, if the man confesses first, he will face the front of the bamboo fan to the woman. If the woman accepts, she will accept the bamboo fan. If she refuses, she will give her handkerchief to the man as a "good guy card"...

Therefore, the number of handkerchiefs and purses in a man's hand often reflects how attractive he is...

In fact, Hanabi has also been worried about this problem recently...

"Let me tell you, you can either refuse or accept. What's the use of wallowing here?" Ayin threw the pillow at hand directly into Hanabi's face, and injected some soul power with bad intentions.

"It hurts!" Hua Huo, who was covering her injured face and rolling on the bed several times, had tears in her eyes. "Aren't I here to discuss countermeasures with you? Ah Yin's attitude makes me so sad..."

"Don't make such an action, I will vomit..." A Yin made a vomiting motion, and she didn't want to give Hanabi face.It would be a pleasure if a really sick beauty did such a heart-pleasing gesture, but as for Hanabi... that's naked murder!

"I hate it. Be careful. I'll go find my eldest brother and tell you that you bullied me..."

"It's useless to find someone to complain to, and it's even more useless to go to him!" A Yin took a bite of the banana leisurely and said, "Besides, it's better for you to go to the second brother than to him."

"Hmph!!" After humming a few times, Hua Huo rolled directly to A Yin, and then kissed her flatteringly, "That's it, who told our cold-faced and soft-hearted eldest brother? He has tracheitis. He was eaten by someone. I have to fight to the death, and I guess I won’t be able to turn around in the future... Ah... Ah Yin, you made a sneak attack..."

"I'm just a sneak attack, what's wrong?" He turned over and pressed her down, and pinched someone's plump chest with both hands, "Tsk, tsk, tsk, it feels really good... Suddenly I understand why a certain person has been hurt these days. People always... steal jade and beauty?"

"Abnormal!" With a blushing face, Hanabi was really speechless at Ginya's rogue temperament. "Brother, if you know about it, will you dislike someone?"

"If he wants to dislike it, then just dislike it. Three-legged toads are hard to find, and two-legged men are everywhere..."

There was another round of fun until both of them were out of breath.

"Speaking of which, Hanabi, you have taken good care of your body over the years. If you don't be more frugal, you might end up killing someone..." Gin lay weakly on Hanabi's chest, rubbed it, and said jokingly, "Yeah , it seems that someone has really enjoyed all the blessings in the past two years..."

"Ah Yin, it's not as exaggerated as you said..." She didn't bother to correct Ah Yin's thoughts. Anyway, she had been thinking this way for more than a day or two. As the saying goes, the darker the description, the more she explained, the less she believed it. As time went by, Hanabi was used to it too.

"Honestly, since the first time, have you often let someone succeed?" Ah Yin suddenly seemed to be in high spirits.

Hanabi: "..."

"to be frank."

Almost blinded by the light in Ayin's eyes, Hanabi could only move to the bedside with a twitching corner of her mouth, and then said, "Not often... only five times in total?"

"Does this five times include yesterday?" He glanced at Hanabi's underwear, and could vaguely see some purple hickeys.

Hanabi: "..." Did she ever say that A Yin like this is really wretched...

"That is to say, it's actually more than that a few times?" Ah Yin came forward gossiping and looked condescendingly at Hanabi, who looked embarrassed. "Well, let me guess, someone won't threaten you, right?"

"What did he threaten me with..." Hanabi's eyes dodge, but someone's whisper in her ear last night couldn't help but come to mind.

"Tomorrow is the Hundred Flowers Festival, which happens every hundred years, but it is the most important one in these 100 years... I don't believe that someone won't do anything..."

"E.g?"

"For example, he asked you to make some pocket handkerchiefs for him. However, you have been deliberately vague in the past two years...so I think he will try his best to make you agree this year no matter what..."

"so?"

"So, when he stole jade and fragrance last night, did he force you to sign some unequal treaty? Otherwise, why would you be so entangled today?"

Hua Huo: "..." Ah Yin, are you sure you didn't eavesdrop in the corner shamefully yesterday?

"What, did I really get it right?"

"No, he just said... If he doesn't receive my purse and handkerchief this year, he will..." Hanabi pulled her hair tangledly.

"Well, what?"

"He just..." His face turned red, and there was smoke coming out of his head.

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"Hanabi..." A panting male voice sounded in her ears. Her body was soft and confused, and she struggled to open her eyes, just in time to meet his eyes.

"What's the matter..." Her voice was hoarse, and she felt a little embarrassed by the sight of the man on top of her. She couldn't help but turn her face away from him.

"The day after tomorrow is the Hundred Flowers Festival..." The warm breath blew into his ears, making his already hot body even hotter.

"I know……"

"Remember, don't forget it again...otherwise, we can just stay in the same room..."

Hanabi: "..."

Does this uncle think that such a "flower picker" life is not enough, so he just skips the proposal and goes straight to the honeymoon?

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"Tsk, tsk, tsk..." Ah Yin circled around the fireworks a few times, looking up and down at someone with hair all over his body, "Sure enough, the second brother's threat this time is very powerful..."

"Ah Yin, can you be normal and stop being so weird?" She secretly stuffed the purse around her waist into her sleeves, and Hanabi was so embarrassed that she wanted to get into the cracks in the ground.

"What's the point, just joking and not getting pregnant?" A-yin flicked the non-existent dust on her sleeves, put her arm around her shoulders, and said grandly, "Let's go with my sister to eat and drink on the street, and let the two This stinky man is going to drink from the northwest wind..."

Hanabi: "..." In the past few years, Ayin has grown more and more crooked...

"It's just that you're going out like this?" A certain stingy man would be more cautious, right?

"Is there any?" I looked at my outfit carefully. There was no trace of ambiguity, and the clothes were very beautiful. What's wrong?

Ah Yin: "..." Does this woman understand what she is talking about?

The tender pink undershirt with chest-length and wide sleeves has a big problem...

Let's not talk about someone's appearance. Just her white neck and exposed white skin are enough to blind a lot of perverts... Coupled with her harmless appearance... She is simply a weirdo. ’s favorite?

"Forget it... It's okay to make him jealous..." She helplessly held her forehead and sighed, speechless and choked.

When they got to the street, these two beauties naturally attracted the attention of many male creatures.

"Let me just say...the looks in these men's eyes are really annoying!" Ah Yin frowned in disgust, but such delicate movements made the male creatures who paid attention to them even more fascinated.

"Just think of them as carrots, why worry about the stares from some carrots?" Hanabi answered while eating and took a bite of the tender and juicy grilled squid nonchalantly, with a happy look on her face, "It's so delicious... "

Ah Yin: "..." This girl is just a foodie, isn't she?

"Besides, no matter how dissatisfied you are, you can't gouge out their eyes, right? Eyes grow on other people's bodies, how can we care so much?"

"You have such a broad mind." I just wonder if a certain man is so open-minded?

"Both each other." Not hearing the teasing in A Yin's words, Hua Huo accepted her "praise" generously.

Ah Yin: "..." She was wrong, really.She shouldn't have any illusions about a brain like Hanabi's!

The two were chatting and laughing while shopping, occasionally teasing each other, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.There are gradually more and more large and small objects on hand.

"Oh, I really regret it." A Yin suddenly sighed after fanning himself a few times with the fan on his waist.

"Regret?" Someone with his mouth full of oil blinked his innocent eyes, which made Ah Yin instantly feel like he was kidnapping a child.

"If we had brought those two men with us when we came out, we wouldn't have to carry these things ourselves..." Ah Yin shook a life-size pillow about 1.5 meters in his hand with a sad face.

"What's the point? Just ask someone to carry it, even if it means death, he will be willing to carry it." This sentence is especially useful for those perverts whose eyes are higher than their heads.

"You want to sacrifice yourself to seduce?"

"How is that possible? Of course our most beautiful and youthful Ah Yin will appear in person."

"It's not that you're here to seduce, so there's no need to discuss anything." Tang Hao is a petty person, and Tang Xiao, a sultry coward, is not very broad-minded...

"Ahao will be angry." Hua Huo said with a bitter look on her face, feeling very happy.

"Big brother won't let it go, so it's better for you to go..."

"Focus on color and friends!"

"Each each other."

Unintentionally choked by Gin's words, Hanabi turned around and muttered to herself, "I really don't know what you went through in the Ten Realms Sulfur Abyss, but the relationship was confirmed as soon as you came out..."

Two years ago, Hanabi's body had almost recovered, so she opened the Ten Realms Sulfur Abyss and asked A Yin and Tang Xiao to go in to find suitable soul bones for them. The strange thing was that after they came out, A Yin actually told them coquettishly Said that she temporarily agreed to Tang Xiao's pursuit.

I really don’t know how these two people fell in love?

"Who told you that my relationship with him was confirmed?" Ah Yin's ears were very pointed, so naturally he didn't listen to Hua Huo's words.

"Then how did you get together?"

"When did we get together?" Ah Yin played with the life-size pillow in her arms, "He and I have just been ambiguous like this all the time. At most, we are the same as you were before. But, I have always been hanging on to Tang Xiao. Let him see that he can't eat, how can he be like someone who doesn't know how to resist even after being eaten dry..."

"Brother will cry when he hears you say this." Hua Huo suddenly began to sympathize with Tang Xiao.

"Then let him burst into tears."

Hanabi: "..."

In the wine shop about ten meters behind them, the two men they talked about were looking at each other and smiling bitterly.

Tang Hao patted his brother's shoulder comfortingly, and Tang Xiao gave him a sympathetic look in return.

Half an hour later, the two of them were still drinking wine calmly. Just when they were about to pay and go to find the two women who were having a great time shopping, a noise next to them attracted Tang Hao's attention. .

"Young lady, let's drink...with this uncle...it won't hurt if we take a few sips..." Her cheeks were stained with an abnormal blush, and the pungent smell of wine made people frown.

"Brother, please show some respect to my companion!" He waved away his dishonest hand angrily, and a young man with an ordinary appearance but a weak temperament stood in front of his companion.

"MB, I'm willing to invite her to have a drink. It's an honor...an honor...you kid, why...are you in the way!" Taking advantage of his drunkenness, the man who looked like Zhou Zheng stammered with a lustful look on his face. , "Haha... Is it possible... is it possible that... this little brother also wants to have two drinks?"

As he said that, he wanted to tease this man, "Although...although it's not as good as a girl, but...it definitely tastes good..."

Yes, he failed to save people, but he was taken aback by others.

There was a burst of laughter all around, and those lewd glances made the man's eyes flash with fierceness.

"Hey, it seems that this young couple is in trouble..."

"Oh, what should I say? Brother, I have just arrived here, and there are some things I still don't quite understand..."

"You don't know, this drunken man's name is Zhou Cangyun, he is a famous man and woman, and he fell in love with him... Oh, that's amazing..."

The small talk around him made Tang Hao understand a little bit.

"What's the matter, Brother Hao? Do you know that couple?" Seeing Tang Hao standing there and not moving away, he looked around and saw such a farce.

"Well, he's probably an 'old friend'..." A strange smile appeared on the corner of Tang Hao's mouth, which made Tang Xiao feel a little hairy.

Just as everyone was speculating whether the two young lovers would fall into the clutches of the devil, the girl who had been silent slapped Zhou Cangyun on the face, and everyone was immediately blinded.

"Get lost! Do you even dare to covet my wife's man?" The girl's strong movements and words stunned Zhou Cangyun for a moment. Before he could react, the girl had already thrown him to the ground.

"The man who makes you covet my mother..." Without martial arts, the strength of his body alone has beaten Zhou Cangyun into confusion, "Mother, go to hell!!!!"

The mouth corners of the onlookers twitched as they watched the girl straddle Zhou Cangyun's chest, and her thin fists hit him, making a dull sound, and occasionally the sound of bones breaking could be heard...

this girl...

Everyone took a step back.I thought it was a harmless narcissus, but I didn't expect it to be a king flower with sharp teeth... The gap in between... I glanced at the girl's companion sympathetically. It is difficult for such a woman to bear...

To predict what will happen next, please read the next chapter: Hello, Mr. Shoehorn ([-])!

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