Ninja live broadcast, the beginning is a famous scene

"With the countdown of many scientists, Long March [-] was sent to Lao Tie's live broadcast room!" At this moment, Karui did not hesitate and said immediately.

After all, it hasn’t been long since it started, so it’s okay to make up a few random dares.

"I'll keep coming!" Wen Ya said with a smile: "Xiao Zhang, who was soaked in formalin after his death, can be said to be in a state of bliss and not knowing how lucky he is!"

"Are you giving me a tongue twister here?" Chojuro raised a middle finger, but soon he continued to speak.

"'I swear I will make you suffer!' Faced with the siege of the cannibals, Old Man Wang hit his head on the bitter melon and died." Chojuro's answer was quite accurate. After a few operations, everyone was speechless. .

"That's okay." Darui complained.

"'Why do you appear every time we crack down on pornography?', Xiao Ming, who was curled up in the corner, raised his head and looked at the anti-pornography captain with doubtful eyes." This time, Darui's answer was equally frequent, even causing a stir. The others cheered.

"I buried my neighbor in the backyard in the winter. After spring, the yard was full of police officers." Karui still held his waist with his hands, full of confidence.

"Oh?" Wen Ya smiled faintly: "One day, a fire broke out in the backyard. A large number of dry firewood gathered together and burned crazily. Faced with the unstoppable fire, the clever Xiao Ming decided to throw Boruto into it."

"Beautiful." Chojuro applauded slowly: "If gay men are composed of 1 and 0, then can computer programming binary be replaced by gay men?"

"?", upon hearing this, Darui couldn't help but frown, and a question mark came to his mind.

"Forget it, stop complaining, let me continue talking," Darui sighed and continued: "Why can Shinichi become a detective after he was knocked unconscious and became smaller? Because this child has been smart since he was a child. "

Facing Darui's wonderful speech, Karui naturally wanted to use his acting skills at this time: "Pleasant Goat has been filmed for 16 years, and the life span of a sheep is only 15 years, so has the actor of Pleasant Goat been changed? .”

"You can't go beyond the outline." Wen Ya reminded, but in the face of such pressure, he still turned his head and slowly said: "During the college entrance examination, everyone should pay attention to remembering your name. This is a must. In the exam, if you make a mistake, you will get no points."

Of course, Chojuro was also very confident next: "Since the prison is full of prisoners, why can't the police go to the prison to arrest people?"

Faced with such pressure, Darui rubbed his hair.The faster and faster answers and the time left him a little out of breath. Coupled with everyone's continuous talk, he already seemed a little confused in his mind.

"Pull it out quickly. This is a prayer for shit." Darui hugged his shoulders and said calmly.

"Performing a drama, Xiao Ming will play the triangle and Xiao Bai will play the oval." Faced with such difficulty, Karui naturally didn't take it seriously.

"Classmate Li Waimai was expelled for violating the school's rule that ordering takeaways is not allowed." Wen Ya was still calm and expressed his cold jokes. It seemed that these people together would be far from being at a loss for words. when.

"'What is the butterfly effect?' 'It refers to a South American butterfly flapping its wings.' In the end, you wasted 10 seconds on these two meaningless conversations." Chojuro was naturally far away He was not at a loss for words, and faced the ridicule at this moment, he was not in a hurry.

Facing Chojuro's perfect performance, Darui did not panic at this time: "Once a teacher, always a father, Xiao Ming knelt in front of the soul of an elementary school teacher who died of illness, and fought with the teacher's children for the inheritance. "

"Look at me." Karui raised his chest and raised his head, and answered in just a moment: "In order to promote positive energy, the bad weather in the "Weather Forecast" will no longer be broadcast in the future. Please take care of yourself."

"I heard that God is a girl, what is going on? I believe everyone is confused. To find out, I will take you to see God together." Wen Ya's reaction became faster and faster, and he also used The extremely fast reply speed left everyone with no time to breathe.

"Huh..." Chojuro breathed a sigh of relief, and his face became a little nervous. However, this pressure alone was not enough to defeat him: "'Don't salvage me, I have the right to remain sunk.' Said Wreck.”

"'Thank you for quelling the war.' Shuiqiguoguo: It's nothing, it's just a little effort." Although Darui was a little nervous, he quickly responded.

Of course, Karui will never suffer any loss. Although the nervous look is already written on his face, he still spends the last time to reach: "Where is the most negative place? The piano and the mailbox. Why? Because the piano has lived there for a few years. There are several demons living in a demon mailbox.”

"While picking his teeth, the White Bone Demon defended himself to Sun Wukong: 'No way, no way, it's my fault too? Aren't all the things enclosed in a circle going to be roasted?'" Wen Ya still didn't hesitate and immediately started to fight back.

"Damn it, I'm chasing you too hard." Changjuro exhaled a breath and said calmly: "My wife confessed that she is pregnant with my best brother's child. Me: The two chefs are ecstatic!"

Even though what Changjuro said was just a cold joke, everyone present unconsciously turned their sympathetic eyes to Changjuro.

"'It's terrible, the suspect is between us,' a bailiff said to another bailiff in the dock." Darui also reacted quickly.

However, facing Chojuro's answer just now, Karui didn't know what to do at this time.Now she just feels like her head is buzzing, and as time ends, Karui is also eliminated.

"It's my turn." Wen Ya swallowed nervously, with an awkward expression on his face.

Due to everyone's infighting just now, there are fewer and fewer cold jokes that can be told, and there are not even many that can be used.If it continues like this, I'm afraid I won't be able to hold it any longer.

"There was a power outage. I finished my homework by constantly discovering the bright spots in my body." Despite this, Wen Ya still used his last strength to answer.

"Xiaohong: Please make a sentence using "go their separate ways". Xiaoming: You stupid thing." At this time, Changjuro was still reacting quickly and was still at his peak.

Darui was naturally not to be outdone. Although he thought for a moment, he quickly answered the question: "Why didn't Yugong Yishan find Jingwei to work? Why didn't Jingwei fill the sea and let Kuafu drink some first? Kuafu Why didn’t Father Zhui Ri come to Hou Yi to ask for it ready-made?”

However, Karui on the other side finally had no trump card. As five seconds passed in a daze, her chance was completely lost, and she was eventually eliminated. ?

(A book of the same type has been cut, and all the unused funny material in it will be used. It has been quite chaotic in the past two days, so there is no fresh work. You can read all the comments and criticisms you mentioned. I will look forward to the follow-up. Touch it, touch it)