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"It still doesn't work..." Kabuto Yakushi looked at Orochimaru who still didn't wake up, with a confused look on his face.

Ling Bai pointed at the bridge of Orochimaru's nose and said with a wry smile: "How about pinching Renchu?"

"No..." Kabuto Yakushi shook his head after hearing this plan, and pointed at Orochimaru's face: "Orochimaru-sama is half human and half snake. There is no human being...only snake."

"How about finding a veterinarian?" Everyone looked at each other and couldn't help discussing.

Hatake Sakumo was the first to raise his hand and speak: "I'm familiar with this. I used to know an old veterinarian who specialized in delivering babies to old sows for 20 years. Do you want me to introduce him?"

"Hey..." Kirabi couldn't help but complain: "That shouldn't be called a veterinarian~ Then~ it should be a professional midwife called a sow, Oye, Bagayalu, Kunayalu! "

Jiraiya scratched his head and smiled bitterly: "It's almost the same! Hurry up. If you can't finish it after a while, there will be no reward."

"Don't worry, I have a trick that will definitely bring Orochimaru back to life." Suddenly, a faint smile appeared on Ling Bai's face, and he snapped his fingers: "You can just watch me. "

"What do you mean?" The ninjas who saw this scene were somewhat puzzled.

'We can do that with stimulation therapy. "Ling Bai pointed at Orochimaru in front of him and continued to give examples: "For example, some words that can make Orochimaru feel severely traumatized. As long as this method is used, no matter how serious his coma is, there is still a chance. "

Upon hearing this plan, Namikaze Minato nodded quickly. "Good idea! This is a good idea."

Ling Bai waved his hand with a smile and started to command with a smile: "However, I still suggest Kabuto Yakushi to monitor the induction at all times, so that I can see if Orochimaru can react to what I say."

"Okay, please start." Yakushi Kabuto pushed up his glasses and nodded slowly.

"Then...I'm going to start talking." Ling Bai warned everyone while staring at the chakra in Orochimaru's heart.

Everyone nodded, and no one spoke, just waiting for Ling Bai's whisper and feeling the incoming chakra.

"Huh..." Ling Bai took a deep breath. Although what he said just now sounded nice, he was still a little nervous in the face of the situation that was about to be implemented.

"The child your girlfriend gave birth to is not yours. You wanted a divorce, but they said you were a scumbag, that you discriminated against gender, and then insulted you in various ways. In this way, you were stabbed and finally sentenced I'll pay you two thousand yen, do you think you're miserable or not?" As Ling Bai's voice fell, as expected, Orochimaru's breathing began to slow down and become rapid, and his heartbeat also accelerated.

"Hey, hey, it's useful, it's useful!!!".Pharmacist shouted in surprise: "Hurry up, don't stop, don't stop!"

"You finally took a break and wanted to watch football, but you didn't expect that the men's football team that represented you abroad would lose to the monkeys. It's normal to lose every year. But this year, even the monkeys lost, and next year We should lose to the penguins. If we lose any more, we will lose to polar bears and garbage dumps." There was another sound, and Orochimaru's breathing began to become rapid, and the reaction of the machine on the other side also began to twitch, watching the improvement getting bigger and bigger. , everyone was a little excited.

"Keep going, keep pushing, keep pushing!" Kirabi hurriedly urged as he watched the person's breathing become more and more stable.

"I know." Ling Bai snapped his fingers, and then continued expressionlessly: "You were obviously the only one in C when you played the game, but your teammates scolded you and said there was something wrong with you. You didn't help him. Start showing off, young master, don’t even win. I’m disgusting you in every way. Even your teammates are still as gentle to you as always. You’re so happy~"

Hearing this sentence, the heart rate fluctuations on the machine began to accelerate continuously, and the waves began to get bigger and bigger, which seemed to have really improved.It seems that Orochimaru was really irritated by these words.

"One more time, one more time should be enough!" Yao Shidou looked at the beating heart and shouted excitedly.

"Okay then." Ling Bai took a deep breath, approached Orochimaru's ear, and whispered softly: "Uchiha Itachi came to kill you, saying that you abducted his younger brother. Now he has brought the Mangekyo Sharingan and Ten Three little gifts from Fist, Sword, Eight Tatar, and Mirror came knocking on the door."

"Huh..." Although Orochimaru did not wake up, Ling Bai could clearly hear the guy's strong breathing.

"Drip drip drip!!!"

For a while, Orochimaru's heart rate had gradually returned to normal, and there was even a little fluctuation beyond the normal range.However, it seemed that it was too exciting, and after a sudden ups and downs, it fell back.Seeing this scene, Yao Shidou hurriedly urged: "There is only one last bit left, work harder! It should be enough, don't give up."

"Oh, let me add one more thing." Ling Bai sighed and added from his ear again: "After we leave, they will build schools and hospitals for you and improve your treatment. This is not because Their conscience is clear, not because they have become good people, but because we have been here.”

"!!!"

Hearing this, Orochimaru seemed to be ecstatic, and he sat up in an instant, with a slight blush on his face.My energy and spirit have improved a lot.

However, he would only raise one arm and make the same gesture. Only Yakushi Kabuto showed a trace of confusion on his face: "What did you say? It seems like you used too much force?"

"By the way, I wish you a happy Lantern Festival~"

Ling Bai whispered again.

Orochimaru groaned and began to breathe slowly.

"Awesome!" Seeing Kabuto Yakushi's heartbeat returning to normal, he couldn't help but turn around and gave Ling Bai a thumbs up.

"Real...fake..." Orochimaru asked while subconsciously touching his red and swollen cheeks with his own hands, and then he noticed something strange.

"Pharmacist Kabuto, what's going on? Why is my face cheek so swollen?" Orochimaru said at this time She was struggling to raise her head and looked at him with puzzled eyes.In addition to confusion, there was also a slight murderous intent in his eyes.

"..." Kabuto Yakushi didn't say anything, but scratched his head in embarrassment.Didn't explain much.

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