Douluo became a snow emperor
Chapter 92 The most humble and invincible Xu Sanshi
"Tsk~ Is this Xu Sanshi here to make a joke? I also want to see Huo Yuhao's true strength~." Xiao Hongchen said in the audience of the Sun and Moon Royal Soul Engineer Academy.
"Brother, you have been talking about Huo Yuhao and Di Xue since you came back yesterday. I know Huo Yuhao is just a little more talented than you, but isn't this Di Xue just prettier? You're not as good-looking as me! How did I get your soul away!" Meng Hongchen, who was sitting next to him, pouted at Xiao Hongchen and said angrily.
"Haha, sister, this Di Xue is not ordinary~ If she were not at Shrek but with us, then I might pursue her." Xiao Hongchen touched Meng Hongchen's head and said with a smile.
Meng Hongchen shook his head helplessly, and said to himself: "Brother, are you sure? You smiled happily when you talked about Di Xue, and what's with the saliva on your lips!"
…………
Xu Sanshi said that it is useless for these viewers to scold me. In my opinion, they are just praising me!
"Thank you for your applause! Hey! Don't throw away the thing over there. I can't get it. I'm here to thank this stranger for the gift! Thank you everyone!" After that, he went to the next step. Bowed and laughed.
Then he changed his face in an instant, casually took out a large cigar made from cabbage, lit it, put it in his mouth pretentiously, took a deep breath, puffed out the smoke and said: "Next one."
Di Xue: Damn it!I'll give you 82 points for this pretense!I will give the remaining 18 points to you in the form of 666!
Huo Yuhao's mind went blank, "Damn it, you win now? So easy??? It only takes 3 minutes in total, right? If you remove those countless words of dialogue, it should only last three seconds, right? Damn it!! !”
Even the honest He Caitou was stunned and said: "Brother Sanshi is really a bitch!"
"Yeah!" Jiang Nannan nodded in agreement with the hero.
Beibei took a look and said, "What the hell? My good gay friend is actually being called a bitch? Although it is... ahem, but he is still my gay friend no matter what! I can only speak for it! I have to defend myself quickly. !”
So Beibei immediately expressed embarrassment to everyone: "No, it's a defense. Listen to me. Is it a defense? This bitch... Xu Sanshi's fourth soul skill is Xuan Ming Displacement. Within a certain range, through this skill, , he can instantly switch the position between himself and his opponent. This is originally a very powerful skill, and it can be regarded as one of the magical skills among defensive weapon soul masters. However, when used from this guy, it turned out to be so It’s wretched. He actually used Xuan Ming Displacement like this, I can only choke in silence.”
Xu Sanshi took a puff of his cigar, approached the fat man named Ma Yingjun, helped him up, and asked handsomely: "Brother, are you okay?"
Ma Yingjun subconsciously said: "It hurts a lot. I, why did I get down?"
Xu Sanshi said with a serious face: "Didn't I promise you to be gentle just now? So I will use the gentlest way to send you off the stage. No thanks, go ahead." As he said this, he waved to Ma Yingjun. .It's just that he has a cigar in his mouth and a serious look on his face. How does this look incongruous...
Ma Yingjun also subconsciously waved his hand, and walked towards his own waiting area.
What else can the referee say?
"Personal knockout, the first match, Shrek Academy, win."
Ma Yingjun didn't think about it until he walked back to the waiting area.He also asked his captain suspiciously: "Boss, have I been fooled?"
"You just realized it now! You know what if it wasn't a game but! Yes! Oh, what do you want me to say about you? Handsome, you should be so jealous!" The captain's face was livid, and he slapped with black lines all over his head. Pat Ma Yingjun on the head.
"Moon-viewing, come on!" The extremely angry captain shouted directly to a female student next to him.
"Yes." The female team member from Yunluo Academy jumped up and quickly entered the competition stage.
The moon-appreciating girl on the opposite side is 1.7 meters tall and looks about eighteen or nine years old. Although her appearance is not perfect, her figure is extremely fit and slender, especially her long legs, which are very characteristic.
Xu Sanshi's eyes suddenly stood up like wolves, his eyes swept over Shang Yue's body from bottom to top, and he whistled lustfully, "Beauty~"
Xu Sanshi, a bitch, looks at girls from the bottom up, so the first thing he sees is her slender, round thighs.Then, as he slowly moved up, when he saw the swollen breasts, his pupils tended to dilate for an instant.His mouth was slightly open, looking like he was about to drool.
Fortunately, Xu Sanshi also knew that Jiang Nannan was watching below, so he restrained himself somewhat.He reluctantly swallowed the saliva that reached his mouth.
Shangyue is much older than Xu Sanshi, and has a boyfriend.Seeing Xu Sanshi's performance very clearly, his brows immediately turned upside down, "What are you looking at?"
Xu Sanshi replied almost subconsciously: "Steamed buns."
"You..." Shangyue was furious, and rushed towards him directly.
Not only was Shang Yue furious, but Jiang Nannan's eyes widened and she glared at Xu Sanshi angrily.
Shang Yue directly attacked Xu Sanshi with a big sword.Appreciating the Moon: My sword is already thirsty! ! ! !Ahhhhh!Die for the lewd thief! ! !
Moreover, a martial spirit appeared. Her martial spirit was a kind of dog. This martial spirit itself was quite good, with a considerable increase in strength. Coupled with the ability of the moon-appreciating melee soul mentor, it complemented each other perfectly.The only shortcoming is that after using this martial spirit, it will greatly damage the beauty of the moon appreciation itself.
So, while Xu Sanshi used his shield to block Appreciating the Moon's attack, he also yelled cheaply, "Ghost——"
When he shouted, he was so angry that his eyes were filled with smoke. He swung a pair of long knives and slashed at Xu Sanshi like a violent storm.Although Xu Sanshi was mean-mouthed, he was like a doormat at this moment. He just kept fine-tuning his Xuanming Tortoise Shield and huddled back, as if he had no intention of fighting back.
It's just that his hands are always dishonest, and he makes sudden attacks whenever he gets the chance. He either touches his bra or butt, and touches those long legs all over. His mouth is also dishonest, and he keeps complaining about the moon.
"Hey~ These breasts are a bit small."
"This butt is not plump and not suitable for giving birth to a son."
"But I can play with these legs for a year!"
Shangyue's face turned red with embarrassment after being attacked, and she thought to herself, "I must cut this little lewd thief into pieces to vent my anger! My breasts are not big! What the hell!"
Jiang Nannan was looking at Xu Sanshi with a livid face, not knowing what she was thinking.
Shang Yue beat Xu Sanshi's turtle shell crazily, but couldn't break the defense.But he kept beating Xu Sanshi back.
The soul power was consumed too much, and the two knives in Shangyue's hands couldn't help but slow down.
At this moment, Xu Sanshi spoke again, "Ah, ah..., I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore. Quick, harder, harder."
"Bastard—" Shangyue Xing's eyes widened, he took a deep breath, forcibly gathered his own soul power, and the offensive of the two knives in his hands intensified again.Xu Sanshi, who was persecuted again, retreated steadily.
Ten meters, nine meters, eight meters... five meters, three meters, one meter... Finally, with Yue Shang's unremitting efforts, Xu Sanshi had been forced to the edge of the competition stage by her.It looked like he would fall if he took any further step.
The four spirit rings on Shangyue's body were constantly lighting up alternately during the previous attack, but she didn't see what spirit power she was using from the surface.This is the characteristic of a soul engineer.When choosing to add a spirit ring, all Shangyue chose was the ability to increase her own strength and speed to make up for the lack of her spirit itself.In this way, coupled with the close-combat soul guide, her combat effectiveness can be much stronger than being a soul master herself.
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At this time, seeing that she was about to succeed, the last two soul rings on her body shone at the same time, and the incandescent light emitted by the two knives had already turned slightly blue.The strong fluctuation of soul power even distorted the surrounding air.Slashing with both sabers, he slashed towards Xu Sanshi with all his strength.
Won!
Just like that, Xu Sanshi made another Xuanming replacement, and Shrek Academy won again! ! ! (Moon Appreciation: You, you! You!! Young people don’t respect martial ethics!! Wow! Woohoo!!)
And before the end, Xu Sanshi slapped Shangyue's buttocks again, making a crisp "pop!" sound.
This is the second consecutive game that has seen dramatic changes.Being beaten passively from beginning to end, and when it looked like he might collapse at any time, Xu Sanshi suddenly turned defeat into victory.This makes most people gush.
"Fuck! *********" an audience member uttered a bunch of undisplayable language.
"************************!!" Another audience member also said the same thing.
Falling off the stage, Shangyue's face was ashen, but at this time she was a little exhausted because of the previous all-out effort.
On the stage, Xu Sanshi was looking at her with an innocent face, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You can't blame me. It was you who was too flexible and pushed yourself down. A mistake, this is definitely a mistake." While saying As he looked, his eyes also glanced at Shangyue's buttocks.What's even more obscene is that after he glanced at the moon, his eyes drifted to Jiang Nannan in the rest area.
Jiang Nannan's face was still filled with frost. She took out a pair of scissors from somewhere, and then took a long piece of fruit on the table in front of her, "Click——"
Xu Sanshi only felt a tightness somewhere, turned around instantly, his face had become righteous and awe-inspiring, and said to the referee: "I won. Let's go to the next round."
Referee: I am! !You don’t treat me as a human being! !Am I the kind of person you can call whenever you want? !Really want to.
"In the second round of the individual elimination round, Shrek Academy wins!"
Referee: I am not doing it for money, but for professional ethics!You can't be unreasonable!
"Okay, both sides retreat! Start fighting!"
…………
After a ping-pong-pong duel, no surprise, Xu Sanshi won again.
"In the individual elimination round, Shrek Academy wins!" the referee announced loudly.
Xu Sanshi happily jumped back and ran back.
"Sanshi, you..." Di Xue walked towards Xu Sanshi. Although she knew Xu Sanshi's funny personality, she had to admire him. He was so big-hearted!
Di Xue gave Xu Sanshi a thumbs up and said with emotion: "If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are mean, they will be invincible!"
After hearing this, Xu Sanshi not only did not feel ashamed, but beat his chest and said: "Hey! If the tree doesn't want the bark, it will definitely die! If a person has no shame, he is invincible in the world!"
"Haha, what a bitch~" Di Xue admired her.
"Hehe, if people don't do bad things, I won't do bad things. If people do bad things, I will be even more mean. I love you when you are a bitch!" Xu Sanshi said with a smile to Di Xue.
"Where does this nonsense come from!" Jiang Nannan came over directly and kicked Xu Sanshi in the crotch.said coldly.
"Uh~oh~!!" Xu Sanshi made a voice that can only be understood but cannot be expressed. Anyone who understands understands, and those who don't understand can't help it.
He endured the pain and explained to Jiang Nannan: "Nannan..."
"I won't listen, I won't listen!" Jiang Nannan acted rogue.
"Oh~" Xu Sanshi could only say weakly.
"Why don't you explain! Didn't you say that the one you care about most is me!?" Jiang Nannan challenged Xu Sanshi again.
"Then listen to my explanation..." Before Xu Sanshi could finish speaking, Jiang Nannan blocked her ears and shouted:
"I don't listen I don't listen!"
…………
In this way, we fell into an endless loop.
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed heartlessly.
"Brother, you have been talking about Huo Yuhao and Di Xue since you came back yesterday. I know Huo Yuhao is just a little more talented than you, but isn't this Di Xue just prettier? You're not as good-looking as me! How did I get your soul away!" Meng Hongchen, who was sitting next to him, pouted at Xiao Hongchen and said angrily.
"Haha, sister, this Di Xue is not ordinary~ If she were not at Shrek but with us, then I might pursue her." Xiao Hongchen touched Meng Hongchen's head and said with a smile.
Meng Hongchen shook his head helplessly, and said to himself: "Brother, are you sure? You smiled happily when you talked about Di Xue, and what's with the saliva on your lips!"
…………
Xu Sanshi said that it is useless for these viewers to scold me. In my opinion, they are just praising me!
"Thank you for your applause! Hey! Don't throw away the thing over there. I can't get it. I'm here to thank this stranger for the gift! Thank you everyone!" After that, he went to the next step. Bowed and laughed.
Then he changed his face in an instant, casually took out a large cigar made from cabbage, lit it, put it in his mouth pretentiously, took a deep breath, puffed out the smoke and said: "Next one."
Di Xue: Damn it!I'll give you 82 points for this pretense!I will give the remaining 18 points to you in the form of 666!
Huo Yuhao's mind went blank, "Damn it, you win now? So easy??? It only takes 3 minutes in total, right? If you remove those countless words of dialogue, it should only last three seconds, right? Damn it!! !”
Even the honest He Caitou was stunned and said: "Brother Sanshi is really a bitch!"
"Yeah!" Jiang Nannan nodded in agreement with the hero.
Beibei took a look and said, "What the hell? My good gay friend is actually being called a bitch? Although it is... ahem, but he is still my gay friend no matter what! I can only speak for it! I have to defend myself quickly. !”
So Beibei immediately expressed embarrassment to everyone: "No, it's a defense. Listen to me. Is it a defense? This bitch... Xu Sanshi's fourth soul skill is Xuan Ming Displacement. Within a certain range, through this skill, , he can instantly switch the position between himself and his opponent. This is originally a very powerful skill, and it can be regarded as one of the magical skills among defensive weapon soul masters. However, when used from this guy, it turned out to be so It’s wretched. He actually used Xuan Ming Displacement like this, I can only choke in silence.”
Xu Sanshi took a puff of his cigar, approached the fat man named Ma Yingjun, helped him up, and asked handsomely: "Brother, are you okay?"
Ma Yingjun subconsciously said: "It hurts a lot. I, why did I get down?"
Xu Sanshi said with a serious face: "Didn't I promise you to be gentle just now? So I will use the gentlest way to send you off the stage. No thanks, go ahead." As he said this, he waved to Ma Yingjun. .It's just that he has a cigar in his mouth and a serious look on his face. How does this look incongruous...
Ma Yingjun also subconsciously waved his hand, and walked towards his own waiting area.
What else can the referee say?
"Personal knockout, the first match, Shrek Academy, win."
Ma Yingjun didn't think about it until he walked back to the waiting area.He also asked his captain suspiciously: "Boss, have I been fooled?"
"You just realized it now! You know what if it wasn't a game but! Yes! Oh, what do you want me to say about you? Handsome, you should be so jealous!" The captain's face was livid, and he slapped with black lines all over his head. Pat Ma Yingjun on the head.
"Moon-viewing, come on!" The extremely angry captain shouted directly to a female student next to him.
"Yes." The female team member from Yunluo Academy jumped up and quickly entered the competition stage.
The moon-appreciating girl on the opposite side is 1.7 meters tall and looks about eighteen or nine years old. Although her appearance is not perfect, her figure is extremely fit and slender, especially her long legs, which are very characteristic.
Xu Sanshi's eyes suddenly stood up like wolves, his eyes swept over Shang Yue's body from bottom to top, and he whistled lustfully, "Beauty~"
Xu Sanshi, a bitch, looks at girls from the bottom up, so the first thing he sees is her slender, round thighs.Then, as he slowly moved up, when he saw the swollen breasts, his pupils tended to dilate for an instant.His mouth was slightly open, looking like he was about to drool.
Fortunately, Xu Sanshi also knew that Jiang Nannan was watching below, so he restrained himself somewhat.He reluctantly swallowed the saliva that reached his mouth.
Shangyue is much older than Xu Sanshi, and has a boyfriend.Seeing Xu Sanshi's performance very clearly, his brows immediately turned upside down, "What are you looking at?"
Xu Sanshi replied almost subconsciously: "Steamed buns."
"You..." Shangyue was furious, and rushed towards him directly.
Not only was Shang Yue furious, but Jiang Nannan's eyes widened and she glared at Xu Sanshi angrily.
Shang Yue directly attacked Xu Sanshi with a big sword.Appreciating the Moon: My sword is already thirsty! ! ! !Ahhhhh!Die for the lewd thief! ! !
Moreover, a martial spirit appeared. Her martial spirit was a kind of dog. This martial spirit itself was quite good, with a considerable increase in strength. Coupled with the ability of the moon-appreciating melee soul mentor, it complemented each other perfectly.The only shortcoming is that after using this martial spirit, it will greatly damage the beauty of the moon appreciation itself.
So, while Xu Sanshi used his shield to block Appreciating the Moon's attack, he also yelled cheaply, "Ghost——"
When he shouted, he was so angry that his eyes were filled with smoke. He swung a pair of long knives and slashed at Xu Sanshi like a violent storm.Although Xu Sanshi was mean-mouthed, he was like a doormat at this moment. He just kept fine-tuning his Xuanming Tortoise Shield and huddled back, as if he had no intention of fighting back.
It's just that his hands are always dishonest, and he makes sudden attacks whenever he gets the chance. He either touches his bra or butt, and touches those long legs all over. His mouth is also dishonest, and he keeps complaining about the moon.
"Hey~ These breasts are a bit small."
"This butt is not plump and not suitable for giving birth to a son."
"But I can play with these legs for a year!"
Shangyue's face turned red with embarrassment after being attacked, and she thought to herself, "I must cut this little lewd thief into pieces to vent my anger! My breasts are not big! What the hell!"
Jiang Nannan was looking at Xu Sanshi with a livid face, not knowing what she was thinking.
Shang Yue beat Xu Sanshi's turtle shell crazily, but couldn't break the defense.But he kept beating Xu Sanshi back.
The soul power was consumed too much, and the two knives in Shangyue's hands couldn't help but slow down.
At this moment, Xu Sanshi spoke again, "Ah, ah..., I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore. Quick, harder, harder."
"Bastard—" Shangyue Xing's eyes widened, he took a deep breath, forcibly gathered his own soul power, and the offensive of the two knives in his hands intensified again.Xu Sanshi, who was persecuted again, retreated steadily.
Ten meters, nine meters, eight meters... five meters, three meters, one meter... Finally, with Yue Shang's unremitting efforts, Xu Sanshi had been forced to the edge of the competition stage by her.It looked like he would fall if he took any further step.
The four spirit rings on Shangyue's body were constantly lighting up alternately during the previous attack, but she didn't see what spirit power she was using from the surface.This is the characteristic of a soul engineer.When choosing to add a spirit ring, all Shangyue chose was the ability to increase her own strength and speed to make up for the lack of her spirit itself.In this way, coupled with the close-combat soul guide, her combat effectiveness can be much stronger than being a soul master herself.
[Send red envelopes] Reading benefits are here!You have up to 888 cash red envelopes to be drawn!Pay attention to the Weixin official account [Book Friends Base Camp] to draw red envelopes!
At this time, seeing that she was about to succeed, the last two soul rings on her body shone at the same time, and the incandescent light emitted by the two knives had already turned slightly blue.The strong fluctuation of soul power even distorted the surrounding air.Slashing with both sabers, he slashed towards Xu Sanshi with all his strength.
Won!
Just like that, Xu Sanshi made another Xuanming replacement, and Shrek Academy won again! ! ! (Moon Appreciation: You, you! You!! Young people don’t respect martial ethics!! Wow! Woohoo!!)
And before the end, Xu Sanshi slapped Shangyue's buttocks again, making a crisp "pop!" sound.
This is the second consecutive game that has seen dramatic changes.Being beaten passively from beginning to end, and when it looked like he might collapse at any time, Xu Sanshi suddenly turned defeat into victory.This makes most people gush.
"Fuck! *********" an audience member uttered a bunch of undisplayable language.
"************************!!" Another audience member also said the same thing.
Falling off the stage, Shangyue's face was ashen, but at this time she was a little exhausted because of the previous all-out effort.
On the stage, Xu Sanshi was looking at her with an innocent face, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You can't blame me. It was you who was too flexible and pushed yourself down. A mistake, this is definitely a mistake." While saying As he looked, his eyes also glanced at Shangyue's buttocks.What's even more obscene is that after he glanced at the moon, his eyes drifted to Jiang Nannan in the rest area.
Jiang Nannan's face was still filled with frost. She took out a pair of scissors from somewhere, and then took a long piece of fruit on the table in front of her, "Click——"
Xu Sanshi only felt a tightness somewhere, turned around instantly, his face had become righteous and awe-inspiring, and said to the referee: "I won. Let's go to the next round."
Referee: I am! !You don’t treat me as a human being! !Am I the kind of person you can call whenever you want? !Really want to.
"In the second round of the individual elimination round, Shrek Academy wins!"
Referee: I am not doing it for money, but for professional ethics!You can't be unreasonable!
"Okay, both sides retreat! Start fighting!"
…………
After a ping-pong-pong duel, no surprise, Xu Sanshi won again.
"In the individual elimination round, Shrek Academy wins!" the referee announced loudly.
Xu Sanshi happily jumped back and ran back.
"Sanshi, you..." Di Xue walked towards Xu Sanshi. Although she knew Xu Sanshi's funny personality, she had to admire him. He was so big-hearted!
Di Xue gave Xu Sanshi a thumbs up and said with emotion: "If the water is clear, there will be no fish, and if the people are mean, they will be invincible!"
After hearing this, Xu Sanshi not only did not feel ashamed, but beat his chest and said: "Hey! If the tree doesn't want the bark, it will definitely die! If a person has no shame, he is invincible in the world!"
"Haha, what a bitch~" Di Xue admired her.
"Hehe, if people don't do bad things, I won't do bad things. If people do bad things, I will be even more mean. I love you when you are a bitch!" Xu Sanshi said with a smile to Di Xue.
"Where does this nonsense come from!" Jiang Nannan came over directly and kicked Xu Sanshi in the crotch.said coldly.
"Uh~oh~!!" Xu Sanshi made a voice that can only be understood but cannot be expressed. Anyone who understands understands, and those who don't understand can't help it.
He endured the pain and explained to Jiang Nannan: "Nannan..."
"I won't listen, I won't listen!" Jiang Nannan acted rogue.
"Oh~" Xu Sanshi could only say weakly.
"Why don't you explain! Didn't you say that the one you care about most is me!?" Jiang Nannan challenged Xu Sanshi again.
"Then listen to my explanation..." Before Xu Sanshi could finish speaking, Jiang Nannan blocked her ears and shouted:
"I don't listen I don't listen!"
…………
In this way, we fell into an endless loop.
"Hahahahaha!" Everyone laughed heartlessly.
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