Douluo's opening confession to Bibi Dong
Chapter 113 Uncle Sausage Oscar (please vote for recommendation)
"Boss Dai, do you want one too?"
"Fuck you!!" Dai Mubai rolled his eyes immediately and glared at Oscar.
"Oscar!! What are you doing? How many times have I told you not to sell sausages in the academy? Have you turned a deaf ear to my words?"
Dai Mubai hates that iron is not as strong as steel, so he will go up to fight Oscar.
"Hey!! This is Boss Dai, right?! How can you do anything to this uncle? After all, he is also an elder, right?"
Tang San saw that Dai Mubai was about to attack Oscar,
He couldn't help but stood up immediately,
He ate Oscar's sausages very well,
If Oaks stopped selling it, where would he want to eat it?
"What? What did you say I was?"
But Dai Mubai hasn't spoken yet,
Oscar on the side screamed in surprise,
Looking at Tang San in disbelief,
"Uncle? What's wrong?"
Tang San looked at Oscar with a confused expression.
"It's okay!! It's okay!! Very good!! I'm very optimistic about you, I'll give you more sausages in the future!!"
Oscar's eyelids twitched and his face was speechless! !
"Okay! Stop being so naughty!! This little brother Tang San!! This is Oscar!! He's not an uncle, he's only 14 years old this year, but maybe it's because his martial spirit is sausage, So this beard grows fast and thickly!!"
Dai Mubai said immediately,
"What? 14 years old? Just him?"
Suddenly, Tang San and Xiao Wu were shocked.
"Yes!! It's just me!!!"
Oscar looked helpless.
"By the way!! Why did you just say that the sausage is inedible?"
Tang San reacted immediately,
After hearing Tang San's words,
Oscar's face suddenly stiffened and he begged Dai Mubai: "Boss Dai!! We have been classmates for several years after all. Please save some face for me!! Don't let the new junior have any resentment towards me!!"
Seeing Oscar with a mean look on his face,
Dai Mubai couldn't help rolling his eyes and said: "Let me tell you, Yang Fan is my eldest brother, and Tang San is Yang Fan's eldest brother's companion. I will not let them be fooled by you. Hurry up, don't force me to do anything, otherwise. .......................................
After hearing Dai Mubai's words,
Oscar immediately shrank his neck,
In desperation, he could only stretch out his hand, and then shouted in a very vulgar manner: "I have a big sausage!"
As soon as he finished speaking, two yellow soul rings suddenly appeared and rose from his feet, slowly rotating around Oscar.
In Oscar's hands,
The soul of a sausage moves gently,
This is exactly the same as what was baked for Tang San just now.
When I heard Oscar's curse and saw the big sausage in Oscar's hand,
Tang San's eyes suddenly widened,
His face was full of disbelief, and his body froze suddenly.
"vomit!!"
Tang San couldn't help but retched, and suddenly felt his stomach churn, and his face looked extremely ugly!
But the big sausage is the condensed spirit of martial arts. Once it is eaten in the stomach, it turns into spirit power.
So I retched for a while, but nothing came out.
After vomiting for several minutes, Tang San turned to look at Oscar with a pale face.
"I said, brother, is it necessary to have such a big reaction? Didn't you eat very deliciously just now? And you ate five big sausages in one meal! I thought I had met a close friend, and from now on my sausages would be specially for you to eat. Unexpectedly, alas , it’s Luo Hua who deliberately flows without mercy again!”
Oscar had a look of resentment on his face,
"Oscar!!"
The next moment, Tang San's angry voice,
"Ah!! Help!!"
Seeing Tang San's eyes spitting fire, Oscar immediately let out a stern roar, then raised his legs and ran away quickly, not even leaving his own car behind.
Xiao Wu, who heard the conversation between the three of them, couldn't help but blush.
"You boys are so annoying! Why do you still have such a strange martial spirit!! It's really a show off, and there's that embarrassing spell!!!"
"Hahaha!! Xiao Wu, you just need to get used to it!! Our academy is called Shrek Academy. There is no normal person who can come here. It is normal for martial arts to be weird, but Oscar is also weird!! In the academy As long as they know him, no one is willing to eat his sausage.
He can only deceive you freshmen and sell it outside. However, after one thing, he doesn't have any bad intentions. His soul beast is the best in the food system, and the meat he provides has an excellent auxiliary effect. !
It's just that every sausage spell this guy makes is so chilling! !So no one likes to eat it! !
Everyone in the college calls him Uncle Big Sausage, but here he calls himself a sausage franchise! ! "
Dai Mubai smiled and explained,
"Hahaha!! Uncle Big Sausage!! This is too funny!!"
Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing immediately,
But when she thought of the scene where she met Yang Fan at the Rose Hotel that day,
My face couldn't help but turn red!
That’s sausage too!
Ah!
Still big! !
At this time, Tang San and Oscar ran back panting. Oscar was in a mess, with grass clippings on his clothes. He had obviously been beaten by Fatty Tang San.
As a food soul master,
He has no resistance at all! !
"Let's go!! I helped you pass the exam!! Your soul power level has been reached!!"
When Dai Mubai saw Tang San coming back, he immediately called Yang Fan and others to walk forward.
Dai Mubai stepped forward and whispered in the ear of the admissions teacher,
The teacher was suddenly a little surprised again.
I didn’t expect there to be a lot of monsters this year! !
"Okay!! You can take them directly to the fourth level! You passed!"
The admissions teacher nodded directly.
He didn't think Dai Mubai would lie to him! !
Dai Mubai immediately smiled and nodded, and then he led Yang Fan and others towards the inside.
But at this time,
There are people here who are unwilling to do so.
They didn't see the scene just at the entrance of the village.
They've all been queuing here for so long,
Now seeing that Yang Fan and the others passed the assessment directly,
Their hearts are directly out of balance! !
"Teacher!! Why did they pass the assessment directly? Isn't this too unfair?"
Some people were immediately indignant,
"If your soul power exceeds level 25, you can pass directly!!"
The admissions teacher suddenly said coldly,
He is only polite to monsters,
For ordinary people, the dignity of being a teacher still needs to be maintained.
"How is it possible? We are all the best kids in our own school or village or town!! We are only 13st grade at the age of 21! They are obviously about the same age as us, how can they be better than us!!"
"Yeah!! Why!! I don't believe they are stronger than us!"
Suddenly everyone spoke out. They were all famous in their place or college back then, but now someone was taking advantage of them in front of them, so they felt a little unhappy! !
"Fuck you!!" Dai Mubai rolled his eyes immediately and glared at Oscar.
"Oscar!! What are you doing? How many times have I told you not to sell sausages in the academy? Have you turned a deaf ear to my words?"
Dai Mubai hates that iron is not as strong as steel, so he will go up to fight Oscar.
"Hey!! This is Boss Dai, right?! How can you do anything to this uncle? After all, he is also an elder, right?"
Tang San saw that Dai Mubai was about to attack Oscar,
He couldn't help but stood up immediately,
He ate Oscar's sausages very well,
If Oaks stopped selling it, where would he want to eat it?
"What? What did you say I was?"
But Dai Mubai hasn't spoken yet,
Oscar on the side screamed in surprise,
Looking at Tang San in disbelief,
"Uncle? What's wrong?"
Tang San looked at Oscar with a confused expression.
"It's okay!! It's okay!! Very good!! I'm very optimistic about you, I'll give you more sausages in the future!!"
Oscar's eyelids twitched and his face was speechless! !
"Okay! Stop being so naughty!! This little brother Tang San!! This is Oscar!! He's not an uncle, he's only 14 years old this year, but maybe it's because his martial spirit is sausage, So this beard grows fast and thickly!!"
Dai Mubai said immediately,
"What? 14 years old? Just him?"
Suddenly, Tang San and Xiao Wu were shocked.
"Yes!! It's just me!!!"
Oscar looked helpless.
"By the way!! Why did you just say that the sausage is inedible?"
Tang San reacted immediately,
After hearing Tang San's words,
Oscar's face suddenly stiffened and he begged Dai Mubai: "Boss Dai!! We have been classmates for several years after all. Please save some face for me!! Don't let the new junior have any resentment towards me!!"
Seeing Oscar with a mean look on his face,
Dai Mubai couldn't help rolling his eyes and said: "Let me tell you, Yang Fan is my eldest brother, and Tang San is Yang Fan's eldest brother's companion. I will not let them be fooled by you. Hurry up, don't force me to do anything, otherwise. .......................................
After hearing Dai Mubai's words,
Oscar immediately shrank his neck,
In desperation, he could only stretch out his hand, and then shouted in a very vulgar manner: "I have a big sausage!"
As soon as he finished speaking, two yellow soul rings suddenly appeared and rose from his feet, slowly rotating around Oscar.
In Oscar's hands,
The soul of a sausage moves gently,
This is exactly the same as what was baked for Tang San just now.
When I heard Oscar's curse and saw the big sausage in Oscar's hand,
Tang San's eyes suddenly widened,
His face was full of disbelief, and his body froze suddenly.
"vomit!!"
Tang San couldn't help but retched, and suddenly felt his stomach churn, and his face looked extremely ugly!
But the big sausage is the condensed spirit of martial arts. Once it is eaten in the stomach, it turns into spirit power.
So I retched for a while, but nothing came out.
After vomiting for several minutes, Tang San turned to look at Oscar with a pale face.
"I said, brother, is it necessary to have such a big reaction? Didn't you eat very deliciously just now? And you ate five big sausages in one meal! I thought I had met a close friend, and from now on my sausages would be specially for you to eat. Unexpectedly, alas , it’s Luo Hua who deliberately flows without mercy again!”
Oscar had a look of resentment on his face,
"Oscar!!"
The next moment, Tang San's angry voice,
"Ah!! Help!!"
Seeing Tang San's eyes spitting fire, Oscar immediately let out a stern roar, then raised his legs and ran away quickly, not even leaving his own car behind.
Xiao Wu, who heard the conversation between the three of them, couldn't help but blush.
"You boys are so annoying! Why do you still have such a strange martial spirit!! It's really a show off, and there's that embarrassing spell!!!"
"Hahaha!! Xiao Wu, you just need to get used to it!! Our academy is called Shrek Academy. There is no normal person who can come here. It is normal for martial arts to be weird, but Oscar is also weird!! In the academy As long as they know him, no one is willing to eat his sausage.
He can only deceive you freshmen and sell it outside. However, after one thing, he doesn't have any bad intentions. His soul beast is the best in the food system, and the meat he provides has an excellent auxiliary effect. !
It's just that every sausage spell this guy makes is so chilling! !So no one likes to eat it! !
Everyone in the college calls him Uncle Big Sausage, but here he calls himself a sausage franchise! ! "
Dai Mubai smiled and explained,
"Hahaha!! Uncle Big Sausage!! This is too funny!!"
Xiao Wu couldn't help laughing immediately,
But when she thought of the scene where she met Yang Fan at the Rose Hotel that day,
My face couldn't help but turn red!
That’s sausage too!
Ah!
Still big! !
At this time, Tang San and Oscar ran back panting. Oscar was in a mess, with grass clippings on his clothes. He had obviously been beaten by Fatty Tang San.
As a food soul master,
He has no resistance at all! !
"Let's go!! I helped you pass the exam!! Your soul power level has been reached!!"
When Dai Mubai saw Tang San coming back, he immediately called Yang Fan and others to walk forward.
Dai Mubai stepped forward and whispered in the ear of the admissions teacher,
The teacher was suddenly a little surprised again.
I didn’t expect there to be a lot of monsters this year! !
"Okay!! You can take them directly to the fourth level! You passed!"
The admissions teacher nodded directly.
He didn't think Dai Mubai would lie to him! !
Dai Mubai immediately smiled and nodded, and then he led Yang Fan and others towards the inside.
But at this time,
There are people here who are unwilling to do so.
They didn't see the scene just at the entrance of the village.
They've all been queuing here for so long,
Now seeing that Yang Fan and the others passed the assessment directly,
Their hearts are directly out of balance! !
"Teacher!! Why did they pass the assessment directly? Isn't this too unfair?"
Some people were immediately indignant,
"If your soul power exceeds level 25, you can pass directly!!"
The admissions teacher suddenly said coldly,
He is only polite to monsters,
For ordinary people, the dignity of being a teacher still needs to be maintained.
"How is it possible? We are all the best kids in our own school or village or town!! We are only 13st grade at the age of 21! They are obviously about the same age as us, how can they be better than us!!"
"Yeah!! Why!! I don't believe they are stronger than us!"
Suddenly everyone spoke out. They were all famous in their place or college back then, but now someone was taking advantage of them in front of them, so they felt a little unhappy! !
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