Swapping bodies from the seventh year of Konoha

When dialing the interdimensional call, Li Yi suddenly realized that it was already late at night and close to early morning. Uchiha Madara was probably asleep at this point...

After all, modern society is different from the Naruto world. There is not much for Uchiha Madara to worry about. Going to bed early and getting up early has probably become the norm for Uchiha Madara.

In fact, Li Yi still thought wrong. How could Uchiha Madara go to bed so early?

The unique peaceful atmosphere of flower gardeners in modern society can be said to cover all aspects. During the day, there is a way of experiencing it during the day, and at night, naturally, there are also characteristics of night.

For example, the food court in the night market, the square dance team at night, or the various nightclubs for people to relax...

Like Li Yi, Uchiha Madara has also been in modern society for three days. Unlike Li Yi, who is busy, Uchiha Madara is extremely relaxed and has nothing else to do except shopping.

Of course, Uchiha Madara's behavior was to use the transformation technique to become his own appearance, which did not cause any trouble to Li Yi.

But Uchiha Madara's appearance is there after all. His handsome appearance, extremely cold temperament, and his dangerous eyes that can't be hidden, undoubtedly make Uchiha Madara the brightest kid in the room no matter what the occasion. .

"Beep...beep...beep..."

The prompt in his mind made Uchiha Madara slightly startled. What on earth did Li Yi want to see him for so late?

Is there an unexpected situation in Konoha, or do you want to discuss again to end the process of exchanging bodies early?

These are some unknowns until the interdimensional phone call is connected...

"Have a glass of sake..."

Uchiha Madara did not rush to connect the interdimensional call, but sat on the high chair and told the bartender his request.

The colorful flashlights above his head echoed each other, and when they shone on Madara Uchiha's face, he added a sense of mystery. The young ladies looking for him could not help but be stunned.

The indifferent, cold, and uninviting breath went straight through their noses and into their brains, making them feel briefly dizzy. This kind of domineering male god is really rare in this kind of place...

"I'm sorry, guest, we don't have sake here. If you like low-alcohol alcohol, I recommend you try it..."

The bartender was an older male compatriot. As he spoke, he pointed to the wine cabinet behind him and took a bottle of low-alcohol wine that Uchiha Madara didn't recognize in his hand, not forgetting to use the bottle in his left hand. Wiped with white cloth.

"It's all right, just watch and do it."

Uchiha Madara didn't express any further opinions. After finishing speaking, he connected the interdimensional call. The moment the call was connected, Li Yi's familiar voice came from his mind.

"Madara, I have something to discuss with you."

"Say!"

It was still simple and concise questions and answers. Both of them were used to this way of communication, and there was no distinction between who was superior and who was inferior.

"How much life do you have left in the system to reward you?"

"Not much, it's less than a hundred years old..."

Uchiha Madara answered truthfully, he had been doing his duty these days, except hanging out, and today he even went to the bar...

"I summoned the outsider demon, and discovered something very interesting, which will be very helpful for you to break through the Sixth Path!"

"Oh?" Uchiha Madara didn't have much reaction. He had watched the Naruto anime and although he had no actual contact with the outsiders' golems, there was too much information revealed in the anime. "It was the feedback from the outsiders' golems." Yang escape chakra?"

Li Yi, who was in the abandoned Uchiha ancestral hall, sighed slightly. It was easier to communicate with Uchiha Madara, but this insightful wisdom still made Li Yi couldn't help but feel ashamed.

"Yes, but the Heretic Golem is hungry now. I have fed it all your chakra, but it's still not enough!"

"Need to feed with life force?"

"If you want to be faster, feeding with life force is undoubtedly the best choice, but feeding with chakra is also possible, but I don't know how long it will take for the heretic golem to be temporarily full..."

Uchiha Madara also frowned, causing the women around him to secretly observe him to tremble.

This frowning action is so pretty!

No, it must be taken!

"Handsome guy, low-alcohol wine is not suitable for you. How about I buy you a drink?"

Not far from Uchiha Madara, she was wearing a hip-hugging skirt and permed her hair. She looked like a relatively successful working woman. She moved her hips slightly on the high stool, and her long eyelashes alternated up and down. , the flaming red lips parted slightly, and the voice was soft and waxy.

Uchiha Madara's frown deepened. It was not that he had never been approached before, but it was just when he was thinking about a problem that he was disturbed and was not in a good mood.

"Just do what you want. Don't worry about lifespan. Wait for me for two days and I will give you an answer then!"

Madara Uchiha did not immediately respond to the conversation with the working woman who had an appearance of 85 or above and a figure of 95 or above. After replying to Li Yi and hanging up the interdimensional call, he had time to use the corner of his eyes. Guang looked her up and down.

In Uchiha Madara's world, there is no distinction between men and women. During the Warring States Period, although there were not as many female ninjas as male ninjas died at his hands, there were still a lot of them.

It's just a pink skull, Uchiha Madara doesn't care at all.

And with the quality of women in the Naruto world, although women in modern society are not incomparable, in this situation, the possibility of encountering them will definitely be reduced without limit.

"No trouble, thank you!"

Uchiha Madara decisively refused. This was his original temperament. He was a macho man who truly achieved equality between men and women. After all, both men and women had the same vital points on their bodies, and they would not survive if their necks were broken.

However, this working woman who came to relieve her boredom or relax did not give up. Those who could come to the bar could not be beaten to death with a stick. The reason why she came to such a place was simply to relieve her boredom and relax.

Except Uchiha Madara...

He is really pure, Uchiha Madara just wants to experience the various aspects of humanities in the flower garden.

"Handsome, you are so polite. Let me introduce myself. My name is Shirley Liu."

Looking at the white palms in front of him, Uchiha Madara still didn't make any movement. He withdrew his eyes from the corner of his eyes and focused his attention on the bartender's wine shaker flying up and down again.

Just when Shirley Liu was about to retract her palm in embarrassment, the bartender spoke at the right time, wanting to help Shirley Liu.

Shirley Liu is a regular visitor here. Although the bartender has had thoughts about her, Shirley Liu really only comes here to relax. She usually leaves after listening to a few songs with a cocktail in her glass.

Almost all the men who came to chat with Liu Shirley were undoubtedly rejected. The bartenders all saw this and naturally gave up their thoughts.

Shirley Liu is good at everything, but she is too difficult to deal with, and there is also a "big tiger" watching next to her, which makes the bartender dare not have other ideas...

It's just that today's situation seems to be the other way around. The difficult Liu Shirley met a handsome handsome guy who is even more difficult to deal with.

"Although Shirley is a frequent visitor here, she is famous for keeping herself clean. She didn't even take a look at those crooked people who tried to talk to her in the past!"

While the bartender was talking, the wine he was shaking was almost ready. After tossing it up and down a few times, he took the shaker in his hand and took out a clean, upside-down wine glass from the side and placed it in front of Uchiha Madara.

"Although I don't know what the guests are called, as a male compatriot, I still have to behave like a gentleman. What do you think?"

Uchiha Madara didn't have the gentlemanly demeanor, but Uchiha Madara didn't lack the ninja demeanor at all.

Although he wanted to integrate into the unique peaceful atmosphere of the flower gardening family as much as possible, it was obviously impossible for Uchiha Madara, who had spent half his life crawling around in the mountains of corpses and blood, to integrate so quickly.

Still sitting on the high stool without moving, Uchiha Madara looked at the colorful liquid poured into the wine glass with a complex light in his eyes.

Although it was Uchiha Madara's first time to come to the music bar, this kind of place is not uncommon in the world of Naruto. Uchiha Madara had already been to the izakaya.

This is why Uchiha Madara immediately ordered a glass of sake.

However, there are many differences between music bars and izakayas in Naruto World. This light and relaxing atmosphere cannot be found in Naruto World.

Wine is a kind of culture and a mirror. The various behaviors of living beings revealed in drinking places are undoubtedly the most real.

Although the drunkenness and drunkenness accounted for a part of the culture, Uchiha Madara could not help but yearn for this kind of culture that only became popular in peaceful times.

It is a blatant derogatory connotation to indulge in extravagance and extravagance that only belongs to the powerful people, but when this situation extends to everyone, it is no longer the same thing.

This is a unique scenery in peacetime. All kinds of wine culture, soft culture, and entertainment culture are popular, and this is a concrete manifestation of peace.

After there is no survival crisis, human beings will pay more attention to the development of culture and entertainment. Although this is not static, it can be regarded as a law.

Gold in troubled times and antiques in prosperous times are not just words...

Of course, this is not without its drawbacks, but in a peaceful environment, these drawbacks are undoubtedly covered up.

Flaws do not hide the advantages, this is the situation.

"Uchiha Madara."

Holding the wine glass in his hand, Uchiha Madara took a sip and drank it all in one gulp. After putting down the wine glass, he said his name and completed the self-introduction.

Liu Shirley's eyes lit up. She didn't notice anything wrong with the handsome guy in front of her at first glance, but upon closer inspection, she discovered something was different. This guy's dress really looked like Madara Uchiha in the Naruto anime!

She seems to have found a way to open up the topic...

"Are you a fan of Uchiha Madara? Your name sounds fake!" Liu Shirley pointed at Uchiha Madara's long hair, "Your hair style looks very similar, and your clothing and temperament are also very consistent. It's just that but……"

"Just what?"

Uchiha Madara suddenly became interested in hearing how others evaluate him. This kind of thing is not uncommon, but it is still relatively new to hear the evaluation of another world.

Of course, this was not the first time Uchiha Madara heard people in this world comment on him, but he just wanted to hear more.

"It's just that his long, spiky hair looks so pleasing to the eye on you!"

This is a clear expression of his feelings. Uchiha Madara just doesn't value the relationship between men and women, and he is not to the point where he can't understand the meaning of his words.

Ninjas are all human spirits. In addition to violence, brains are also very important, otherwise they will never survive to adulthood.

"I think so." Uchiha Madara couldn't help but smile slightly, "Uchiha Madara in the anime is really ugly, especially the long hair and the ending. I don't like it very much!"

It's over, I'm dying!

This was Shirley Liu's first reaction when she saw Madara Uchiha smiling. Her beautiful peach blossom eyes were blurred. She stared at Madara Uchiha's slightly raised corners of his mouth and couldn't help but swallow...

"Can't say that either."

Liu Xueli reacted quickly. After covering up her gaffe, she hurriedly answered.

Appearance is not necessarily justice, but in the eyes of Shirley Liu, appearance is really important.

Although she was quite realistic, after seeing Uchiha Madara's chuckle, Liu Shirley suddenly had the illusion that she would support him for the rest of her life.

Just lock him up at home. Only when you open the door after get off work can you appreciate this smile that makes people unable to suppress the ancient power in their bodies!

Liu Shirley couldn't help but think of the above scene in her mind. She even thought about how many children she would have in the future, whether the child would be a boy or a girl, and the name of the child...

After calming down, Liu Shirley continued, but her reddish cheeks were still clearly visible to Uchiha Madara.

"Uchiha Madara in the anime is quite handsome, much more handsome than Sasuke. The most important thing is that Uchiha Madara is the Dance King of Konoha and the King of Six Paths! He is more transparent and natural than Sasuke pretends to be!"

The smile at the corner of Uchiha Madara's mouth disappeared instantly, he resisted the urge to punch this woman, and ordered another glass of the same drink from the bartender to cover up his impulse.

"because……?"

Uchiha Madara deliberately prolonged the ending sound to express his dangerous thoughts, but Shirley Liu, who was carried away by the fantasy of love, did not notice at all.

In the past, Shirley Liu scorned the term love at first sight. Relationships that have not passed the test of time are false and unrealistic.

But now...

No matter whether it was a mistake or not, Shirley Liu wanted to give it a try, just to take advantage of the beauty of the smile of the handsome guy in front of her!

Yes, it is beautiful!

It is the beauty that satisfies all of Liu Shirley’s fantasies!

"Because Uchiha Madara is very powerful!" Liu Shirley answered decisively, "And he has a lot of famous quotes about cupping. Although when I first heard it, I felt that it was quite embarrassing and quite middle-class, but after studying it carefully, I felt that Very cute!”

"Cute...?!" Uchiha Madara's calm tone suddenly increased twice, "His heartfelt contempt and domineering declaration of unconscious people. Do you have any misunderstandings about this?"

This is the most words Uchiha Madara has said today. In the past, he always used two or three words, but this time he was directly thrown off his guard by Liu Shirley's word "cute"...

"Hey, let me learn from you and listen." Liu Shirley still didn't think there was any problem. Although fans were very diligent in maintaining their idol's image, Uchiha Madara fans were very proud of themselves. Those Uchiha Madara quotes were almost forgotten. They had fun!

"Ahem!" Shirley Liu cleared her throat and pointed at Madara Uchiha with a green finger, "Have you seen me in my heyday?!"

Uchiha Madara was stunned. The arrogant man knew the meaning of this sentence very well. It was a self-affirmation and a roar at the gradual decline of his strength as he got older.

Shirley Liu paused. She really enjoyed Uchiha Madara's look. Although there were slight differences in the topic, she still felt a lot of inner satisfaction in being able to turn an aloof handsome guy into a dull look.

"Feel the despair, Madara Uchiha, the power of God!"

"No one can stand in front of me and Hashirama!"

Two sentences in a row that were imitated by Shirley Liu reached Madara Uchiha's ears. Although he was a little touched, he still had more questions.

"This has nothing to do with the cuteness you are talking about, right?" Uchiha Madara still couldn't forget Liu Shirley's comment, "This is exactly what Uchiha Madara truly thinks deep down in his heart. He just said it truthfully."

"Handsome, don't worry!" Liu Shirley smiled happily. She found that the handsome guy in front of her who called himself "Uchiha Madara" was talking more and more. This was definitely a good start.

"Listen to these words~" He winked playfully at Madara Uchiha with his right eye. Coupled with Shirley Liu's good looks and hot figure, the lethality was almost full.

But the damage to Uchiha Madara is not as high as a wooden kunai. This is very realistic!

"It's just gravel, not half as good as me!"

Liu Shirley crossed her arms across her chest, making her heaviness even more eye-catching, and the expression on her face also changed. When she spoke, a strong expression of contempt spread to her entire beautiful face.

"This world is too small to expand its territory, and it's barely enough for me to do it alone!"

"The only one who can stop me is Hashirama! But he is no longer here. You should feel lucky, because if I am the only one, the map may be rewritten slower!"

"It's not red steam. Am I being kidnapped?!"

"Do you want to dance too?!" As she said this, Shirley Liu stretched out her hand and gently placed it on Uchiha Madara's neck, with a crazy look on her face.

It has to be said that women are all drama queens. This kind of performance, which is comparable to that of a movie queen, made Madara Uchiha stunned for a moment. Even when Shirley Liu's tender hands went up to his neck, in addition to the tightness of his muscles, , surprisingly there wasn’t much of an overreaction.

Shirley Liu's performance was still going on, but she couldn't let go of the hand that climbed up to Madara Uchiha's neck, and even gently rubbed it with her fingertips a few times...

To be honest, it was normal for Uchiha Madara to say these words, but when he saw his declaration being imitated so realistically by others, Uchiha Madara was stunned!

Does this feeling of being uncomfortable, wanting to laugh, and getting excited at the same time mean chuuni and "cute"...?

so awkward!

Uchiha Madara's expression was very unnatural, he gently took off Shirley Liu's hand on his neck, raised his left hand and put his index finger on the tip of Shirley Liu's round and smooth chin.

With a gentle exertion of her fingers, Liu Shirley's red lips, which were constantly opening and closing, were forced to close, causing her to almost bite her tongue.

"Ugh..." Liu Shirley let out a muffled groan, with mist rising from her brows.

"Handsome guy, do you know you are committing a crime?"

Madara Uchiha moved very quickly, just to stop Shirley Liu from continuing to speak. He had no other thoughts at all. After doing all this, he naturally withdrew his hand.

"I don't know." Uchiha Madara turned his head and looked straight ahead, "Check out!"

"Your total consumption..."

While reporting the bill, the bartender pointed at the payment code next to him thoughtfully, looking at Uchiha Madara with a little envy and a little worry in his eyes.

The bartender brother saw what Uchiha Madara had just done. This kind of slightly frivolous dominance was really beyond the control of ordinary people. The appearance of the man in front of him made the bartender brother himself a little jealous...

"wait!"

Uchiha Madara paid the bill quickly and left without looking back, with no intention of saying goodbye to Liu Shirley. This was just a small episode for Uchiha Madara, and there was no need to take it to heart at all.

But Shirley Liu's imitation just now still made Uchiha Madara feel an inexplicable impulse. There was a reason for walking so fast.

"Da da da……"

The high heels made a crisp sound when they stepped on the ground. The sound reached Madara Uchiha's ears from far to near, making him frown again.

No matter which world a woman is in, she is a particularly troublesome creature. Can't she see that Uchiha Madara is not in good condition now?

Liu Shirley didn't care about this. Uchiha Madara's slightly frivolous and domineering behavior just now really attracted him. Although she admitted that Uchiha Madara's unique temperament and appearance were in it, her heart was beating violently in her chest. You can’t fake it…

"You haven't told me your real name yet!" Shirley Liu panted and stood in front of Madara Uchiha, blocking his way. "I've already told you my name. It's unfair for you to do this!"

Uchiha Madara clenched his fists, maybe he was angry due to breaking his defense, or maybe he really felt that this woman was too difficult to deal with. In short, Uchiha Madara was very confused now.

It's easy to avoid this woman by directly using the teleportation technique. But looking around, there are all kinds of electronic eyes and high-definition cameras everywhere. Being too shocking is not what Uchiha Madara wants.

Even if he plans to make a big fuss in this world, Uchiha Madara has promised Li Yi that he will never do anything in the flower garden.

Therefore, many ninja methods cannot be used, and in a peaceful and stable environment, Uchiha Madara obeys the rules better than anyone else, provided that others do not provoke him...

In fact, in the music bar, when Shirley Liu imitated his tone of voice, Uchiha Madara had the urge to take action, but he still tolerated it.

But bringing it to your door yourself isn’t asking for trouble? !

"There is no real fairness in this world. Only with the same strength can there be some tacit fairness. You and I are not the same people!" Madara Uchiha raised his hand and pulled, almost pulling Shirley Liu to stagger, " Step aside!"

"you……!"

Liu Shirley pointed at Uchiha Madara and her voice trembled. This was the first time she had lowered her face and chased a member of the opposite sex, but the ending was not happy. How could this make her feel better?

There were no obstacles on the way forward. Uchiha Madara ignored Liu Shirley, who was sobbing quietly and felt sorry for her. After saying this, he strode forward without even pausing.

"Hey!" A loud shout came from behind Uchiha Madara, "Boy, have you ever asked me for my opinion on this? And you are a bit too ungraceful!"

Uchiha Madara kept walking. He knew that women represented trouble in any world, but he didn't expect that trouble would come so quickly.

He glanced back and confirmed with his eyes that Zhan Wuzha was right. In this case, there was no need to pay any attention to it!

But the person behind Uchiha Madara was not happy...

"You are still not a man, stop!"

"Men don't show themselves in jealousy, and it's not something an ant like you can judge at will!"

Uchiha Madara didn't want to cause trouble. Although he urgently needed the life span rewarded by the system, it was obviously not worth getting angry with such a person.

In fact, Shirley Liu had forgotten something that Madara Uchiha once said in the original novel: "How can an adult get angry with a child casually?!"

The definition of this "child" is not only in terms of age, but also in terms of strength. Uchiha Madara is indeed not a murderer. When it is not necessary, his usual style of dealing with things is to smile indifferently and ignore him.

Especially when it comes to people like "children", Uchiha Madara's tolerance is relatively strong.

But Uchiha Madara didn't know that among the places where fights are most likely to occur in modern society, bars are not considered high-incidence areas, but they are not bad either.

Under the stimulation of alcohol and lust, men's possessiveness towards women will rise in a straight line, especially for women like Liu Shirley who have a high level of equality.

Although Liu Shirley may not appreciate it, in a man's world, it doesn't matter whether you appreciate it or not. The key is whether you do it or not!

Moreover, Uchiha Madara's disdainful words irritated the man even more, causing his aggression to directly take over the control of rationality over his body, and he rushed towards Uchiha Madara without even thinking.

Seeing that something was not going well, Liu Shirley wanted to stop this farce from happening. Although her reaction was slow, she couldn't bear to get closer to Uchiha Madara!

However, Madara Uchiha didn't appreciate it. Looking at Shirley Liu who wanted to come over to protect him, he still pushed her away again with a cold face.

"I said, we are not from the same world! Besides, since when did I, Uchiha Madara, need a woman to protect me?!"

The cold words reached Liu Shirley's ears again. After being pushed away for the second time, she lost her good luck last time. Instead, she sat down on the ground, covering her right foot wearing high heels, and there were beads of sweat on her forehead. Unable to stop falling.

Shirley Liu's foot was sprained...

The scene in front of him undoubtedly stimulated the man who was quite the protector of flowers. He really couldn't bear it when Liu Xueli, who he had been pursuing so hard, was treated like this.

However, this man had not completely lost his mind. Instead of rushing to settle the score with Madara Uchiha, he trotted up to Liu Shirley and squatted down, intending to check on Liu Shirley's sprained right foot.

"Go away, you don't have to worry about my affairs!" Liu Shirley said in a bad tone, and opened the hand that the man extended, "Hao Shenfeng, how can you be so childish?!"

It's just that he didn't get Liu Xueli's favor, but he got a wave of disgust, which made Hao Shenfeng blush directly, "I just want to..."

"I said, you don't have to worry about my affairs!" Liu Shirley looked at Uchiha Madara, who was about to disappear from her sight, and her tone became colder, "We are not the same people, your tricks are just to fool the young girl. There’s no need to use “big brother’s” methods on me!”

"you……!"

Hao Shenfeng has a fiery temper. He has been in various night entertainment venues all year round. Naturally, he has some support. In this area, he can also be called "big brother".

"Snapped!"

A loud slap hit Shirley Liu on the face. Hao Shenfeng's eyes were fierce, his chest was heaving up and down, and he was panting like an ox, "I only tolerate you in every way because I see you as pleasing to my eyes. You really think you are a goddess!"

Hao Shenfeng directly grabbed Liu Shirley's wrist and tried to force her up from the ground, but Liu Shirley resisted fiercely.

"Would you believe me if I accuse you of intentionally hurting someone?"

But how could a woman's strength be stronger than Hao Shenfeng? After struggling for a few moments, Hao Shenfeng forcibly dragged her up from the ground.

"I'll show you later how the pretty face you like is crying on the ground!" Hao Shenfeng forcibly took Liu Shirley into his arms. At this time, Hao Shenfeng stopped pretending and his temper was clearly revealed.

"Don't accuse me of intentionally hurting someone. Even if you accuse me of other crimes, I won't be afraid!" He hugged Shirley Liu with one hand, took out his cell phone with his free hand, and turned on his shake mode.

Liu Xueli was also panicking at this time. She knew that Hao Shenfeng had been staring at her for a long time. Liu Xueli didn't want to provoke someone like him, but there was no other way except hanging him or trying not to come here.

No matter where you are, there are always places where sunlight cannot be found, and where sunlight cannot be found in darkness, a force that relies on darkness to survive has naturally emerged.

Otherwise, why are there so many reports about the arrest of a certain "gang boss" among flower growers after a certain period of time?

"Uchiha Madara! You..."

Liu Shirley wanted to warn Uchiha Madara who was leaving, but was still covered by the quick-eyed Hao Shenfeng, "Is this the nickname of that pretty boy?" Hao Shenfeng laughed, "Return to Uchiha Madara... I'm still Whitebeard Woolen cloth!"

It’s just anime, who hasn’t seen it yet?

"Let go of her!"

Madara Uchiha didn't know when he turned back and appeared quietly behind Hao Shenfeng. His cold voice was devoid of any emotion and sent chills down the spine.

Hao Shenfeng smiled coldly, let go of Shirley Liu, turned around and looked at Madara Uchiha, "Hey, you're back?!"

After being let go, Shirley Liu limped to Uchiha Madara, reached out and grabbed his shoulder, and wanted to take Uchiha Madara away.

"Let's go!" The voice was low and decisive, even a little trembling.

Uchiha Madara did not push Shirley Liu away this time. Now that things have happened, Uchiha Madara also wants to see what the subsequent development will be like. He is currently lacking the life span of the system reward!