Swapping bodies from the seventh year of Konoha

Compared with Li Yi's foreseeable busyness, Uchiha Madara, who seems unhurried in modern society, is very leisurely.

It's not that Uchiha Madara doesn't do anything serious in modern society, but various restrictions allow Uchiha Madara to use more peaceful means to obtain much-needed system rewards.

At this moment, Madara Uchiha, who had led Shirley Liu around half a circle around the city, almost gave up on looking for those people with real kung fu that the museum owner said.

There was no other reason. As long as Uchiha Madara came to visit, except that the owner was not at home, he would just say thank you behind closed doors.

Even if Uchiha Madara knocked on their door, when his intention was revealed, the answers he got would undoubtedly be: this is a health-preserving boxing technique, this is a showmanship, and he has not obtained the true inheritance.

This made Uchiha Madara very depressed. He knew that the current atmosphere of the flower gardening family was not suitable for these people to survive, but for some unknown reason, even if he had the inheritance of martial arts, he did not want to show it in front of others.

In fact, the atmosphere of the flower garden is only part of the reason, but the bigger reason is that in recent years, traditional Chinese martial arts have been severely criticized on the Internet.

There are also personal reasons for Uchiha Madara, because he must first learn virtues when practicing martial arts, and none of these people with martial arts skills is a human spirit. Even though Uchiha Madara uses Li Yi's body, the addiction shown from the inside out Blood madness is still as clear as a bright light in the dark night.

Of course, this also depends on the person. A woman like Liu Shirley, who fell in love unilaterally, does not have this awareness.

She just thinks that Uchiha Madara is very handsome, very temperamental, very cold, and very boyfriend-friendly, but she doesn't feel anything else...

In fact, I have to admire Liu Xueli, dragging her injured foot and following Madara Uchiha around half of the city, but she didn't complain about being tired, but was full of energy and energy.

But Shirley Liu's limping way of walking still makes people feel particularly funny.

"Honey, where should we go next?"

Liu Shirley's sweet voice sounded in Uchiha Madara's ears. The latter's brows furrowed vaguely, with a hint of helplessness on his face.

Since the afternoon, Shirley Liu's name for Uchiha Madara has changed. Uchiha Madara has also corrected this title many times, but Shirley Liu only agreed verbally. Afterwards, she still went her own way, without any reserve that a woman should have. .

In this regard, Madara Uchiha was too lazy to say anything more. He took a breath and opened the door of the Continental GT. He didn't respond to Shirley Liu and just sat in the main cab.

Liu Shirley, who had been with Uchiha Madara for a day and a night, understood the meaning of Uchiha Madara's actions very well, and a smile appeared on her eyebrows. Finally, she no longer had to travel all over the city and could enjoy a date in name only.

"Are you going to honor the dinner you promised me?"

After getting in the car, Shirley Liu put on her seat belt. The tight seat belt outlined a wonderful picture on her chest. Shirley Liu's figure with a score of 95 or above can be said to be quite domineering.

It's just that all this is in vain. No matter how beautiful the scenery is, for Uchiha Madara, it is undoubtedly a **** for the blind to see, so don't mention it...

"You decide."

Madara Uchiha's answer was still concise. Although Shirley Liu's intentions for him were obvious, the remuneration that should be paid still needs to be paid. This has nothing to do with anything else, it is just the professional ethics of ninjas.

People like ninjas are actually very simple. They don't have many noble pursuits, they just accept tasks, complete tasks, and receive rewards.

The reason why ninjas exist is for missions, and the reason why they die is mostly for missions. Only ninjas at the level of Uchiha Madara are qualified to consider other things.

The reason for this is also very simple. It's just that Uchiha Madara is stronger. He has got rid of the shackles of ninja and has begun to have his own pursuit.

This kind of pursuit is reflected in all aspects, but there is no pursuit of the opposite sex. Even if there is, it is deliberately frozen by Uchiha Madara. Therefore, Liu Shirley is destined to do useless work.

But even so, Shirley Liu never thought of giving up.

There is a saying that "good girls are afraid of stalking men" when men chase women, and the converse is also used when women chase men. Moreover, Shirley Liu is quite confident and always feels that she can win over Madara Uchiha.

"How about we go to a Western restaurant?"

"Western restaurant?"

Uchiha Madara doesn't have much pursuit of food, but in the past few days of living in the flower garden, he has tasted not many delicacies, but not many. Uchiha Madara is still curious about the "Western food" Liu Shirley said. of.

"Ang, just a piece of steak, a bottle of red wine, and candles on the table. How romantic!"

"Guide the way."

Madara Uchiha had never been in contact with him before, so naturally he would not express his opinions easily. After starting the car, he highlighted two words, which was regarded as agreeing to the dining method set by Shirley Liu.

He eats whatever he eats. Although Uchiha Madara also pursues delicious food, it is not absolute. Eating steamed buns in the detention center will make him cool down, but Uchiha Madara does not eat with gusto.

There is nothing wrong with this saying that the environment determines a person's character. Madara Uchiha, who has been struggling in the ninja world for nearly half his life, although he has requirements for delicious food, more can still fill his stomach and maintain the energy of the ninja. Just consume it.

The streamlined body of the Continental GT breaks through the air obstruction in front. The surging power and huge sound brought by the self-priming engine resound around the body, causing vehicles along the road to avoid it.

However, Uchiha Madara, who was sitting in the cab, still felt that although this kind of transportation was convenient and saved more energy, it seemed a bit excessive in terms of making noise...

Uchiha Madara still likes the fast and quiet way of traveling, such as the teleportation technique or the flying thunder god.

The sound of the Continental GT is too arrogant. Although it is not as loud as many sports cars, it is not quiet. Especially when Madara Uchiha is at full firepower, the sound of the Continental GT is even more high-pitched.

This street-shattering driving style not only attracted passersby to stop and watch and listen, but the traffic police on duty also naturally noticed this situation.

Although the Continental GT driven by Uchiha Madara was not speeding, this kind of unscrupulous "street bombing" still made the traffic police want to go for questioning.

Now these young people are drifting a little seriously, so the traffic police decided to give them some deterrence.

The traffic policeman made a gesture of pulling over. Although Uchiha Madara didn't know him very well, he understood the meaning.

"Hello, show me your driver's license!"

Uchiha Madara pulled over, rolled down the glass on the driver's door, and looked at the traffic policeman who saluted him and then reached out for his driver's license, his face calm.

It's just driving without a license. This trivial matter is not worth worrying about at all, but the law enforcement recorder on the traffic police's chest is a bigger trouble.

"No."

The moment Madara Uchiha opened his mouth, he flicked his right hand with a vague finger. The chakra that popped out destroyed the law enforcement recorder, and then he spoke unusually boldly.

"Then you are suspected of driving without a license, please get out of the car and get checked!"

Naturally, the traffic police would not indulge Uchiha Madara. Although there was nothing wrong with his approach, Uchiha Madara did not want to waste his time on these things anymore.

Blinking his dark eyes, Uchiha Madara activated a genjutsu, and the spiritual energy manifested through chakra invaded the traffic policeman's brain, causing him to have some hallucinations.

After the traffic policeman finished speaking, he was stunned for a while. After his pupils regained focus, the traffic policeman saluted again, which was considered to have let Uchiha Madara go.

"how did you do that?"

When Uchiha Madara drove away, Liu Shirley, who was sitting quietly in the passenger seat, looked like a curious baby and tilted her head.

"You want to know too much and it won't do you any good."

"Don't you know that women are all cats? Curiosity is the beginning of a woman's attraction to the opposite sex, what do you think?"

Anyway, no matter what Uchiha Madara said, Liu Shirley always got around to emotional issues, which made Uchiha Madara extremely annoyed.

Uchiha Madara, who didn't want to talk to Shirley Liu, simply shut up and stopped talking. He held the steering wheel with one hand and focused on driving.

"You look good when you are serious, you know?"

Shirley Liu leaned down and supported her chin with one hand, looking sideways at Uchiha Madara, her colorful eyes staring straight at Uchiha Madara's side face.

"boring!"

Uchiha Madara's only counterattack was this. He couldn't say more. How to deal with Liu Shirley was indeed the most serious problem he had faced since he came to the flower garden.

Fortunately, the Western restaurant chosen by Shirley Liu was not too far away, so Uchiha Madara did not have to be harassed by Shirley Liu for too long. After enduring for nearly 10 minutes, Uchiha Madara finally arrived at his destination.

"Peng!"

After parking the car in the VIP parking space, Uchiha Madara got out of the car decisively and quickly closed the door.

"Welcome, how many of you are there? Do you have any reservations? If so, please tell me your table number."

The waiter standing at the door bent down and his tone was full of professional compliments. He looked at the Continental GT behind Uchiha Madara and Liu Shirley who got out of the car right after him, with a little envy in his eyes.

Before Uchiha Madara could speak, Liu Shirley, who was a little emotional, puffed out her face, limped to Uchiha Madara's side, stretched out her hand and pinched Uchiha Madara.

"I don't have a reservation. Do you still have any free seats here?"

Uchiha Madara was already on the verge of breaking out, but being angry with a woman was not his style. Taking his anger out on others, his pride did not allow him to do so.

There was no other way. Apart from putting distance between himself and Shirley Liu and snorting coldly, Madara Uchiha had no other expression...

Now that Shirley Liu had gained the right to negotiate, Uchiha Madara didn't care anymore and stood aside with his hands folded in his spare time, quietly waiting for the next step.

"There are still available seats, but the two guests don't want to come back to dine after wearing formal attire?"

There are various rules in Western restaurants, some of which are even unnecessary. They are just for a meal, and there are dress requirements. This must be said to be a bit too pretentious.

But no matter what the reason is, with this rule in place, the waiters at the door must act in accordance with the rules. It's no wonder they are.

As a worker, since you have to eat a bowl of rice, you have to follow other people's requirements. Liu Shirley is not the kind to be coquettish towards everyone, so naturally she didn't say much.

Shirley Liu turned her head and looked at Uchiha Madara eagerly. The meaning seemed so straightforward in the eyes of many men. Shirley Liu just wanted to drag Uchiha Madara to go shopping for clothes with her.

But the reason why Uchiha Madara is called Uchiha Madara is that sometimes he is very shrewd, but sometimes he is a bit naive.

Uchiha Madara didn't know what formal attire he was wearing, but it was easy to see from Liu Shirley's actions that the two of them did not comply with the rules for entering.

In order to save time, and to get rid of the annoying Liu Shirley earlier, Uchiha Madara once again used the power belonging to the Naruto world, without even thinking about it, and just threw the illusion out.

The waiter at the door was obviously stunned for a moment, and then turned sideways and made an inviting gesture, indicating that the two of them could go in.

"This...I...you..."

This weird situation appeared before her twice in half an hour. Liu Shirley's little head turned into a ball of mush. Looking at Madara Uchiha who walked in first, he was speechless and had no chance to ask questions again.

After entering the door, Uchiha Madara discovered that the men and women dining inside were all dressed more uniformly, and he had a general understanding of what the waiter called "formal attire."

But to be honest, Uchiha Madara didn't care about this at all. He just wanted to pay the "reward" he promised to Shirley Liu as soon as possible.

The strange looks in the western restaurant made Liu Shirley very uncomfortable, so she could only walk quickly to Uchiha Madara, as if doing so could reduce her "firepower" a little.

Uchiha Madara was quite straightforward, he just didn't stop doing anything, and directly used a large-scale illusion to make all the strange eyes disappear.

However, the result of this is that the chakra in Li Yi's body is severely depleted, which makes Uchiha Madara, who is used to "Chatara", very uncomfortable.

However, the benefits of doing so are not without. It not only saves time wasted on saliva, but also avoids some ridiculous troubles.

After the two chose a seat, they sat down. Madara Uchiha was also very bachelor, so he just sat on the chair without saying a word, waiting for Shirley Liu to order.

It's just a Western meal. As a person who has been in the workplace for many years, Liu Shirley is no stranger to ordering food. She is proficient and quick in ordering food.

Moreover, Shirley Liu did not deliberately save money for Uchiha Madara when ordering. Judging from the car, the man in front of her was undoubtedly a man who was not short of money.

Anyway, he just picked the more expensive ones and drank the more expensive wines, showing a sinister face like a big-time butcher.

In fact, Liu Shirley's idea was very simple. If Madara Uchiha had no money, she would never come to a place like this. She could go to a roadside stall or a small shop.

but……

If the man driving the Continental GT didn't kill him severely at this time, would she have suffered all the sins of this night and day in vain?

"Guests please use it slowly!"

Uchiha Madara looked at the steak placed on the table and couldn't help but frown. Can such a small piece of meat be eaten?

And what about chopsticks?

Uchiha Madara was very unhappy. He didn't know why, but he couldn't control his temper today. He would get angry over many small things for no reason.

If he didn't understand, he stopped thinking. Uchiha Madara picked up the fork placed on the white napkin, without cutting it with a knife, he just inserted the whole steak and swallowed it in two or three bites...

"Ding dong..."

The knife and fork in Liu Shirley's hand fell on the dinner plate. What did she see just now?

Such a big piece of steak was just gone...