Roar of the Pirate Fire Dragon
Chapter 75 Wuhahahaha
"Hey, my good son, do you miss your father?"
Like a piece of dog-skin plaster, the man always appeared in front of Vlad with a bright smile on his face. Every time he appeared, he was like a ghost without any warning, always scaring Vlad. Enough.
"If you have anything to say, just say it quickly, otherwise,"
Vlad was lying on the ground doing push-ups without even looking at the man. "Otherwise Katakuri-san will come in and beat you up again later."
"Uhahahaha"
“It’s so touching, so touching”
"Vlad, Vlad is caring about me."
As the man said this, tears suddenly burst into tears and flowed down.
"Hey, there's no need to cry like this."
Vlad's eyes widened, "And who cares about you?"
I don’t understand, I really don’t understand the psychology of people in this world, Vlad thought, the brain circuit is completely different from the people in the previous life, why can he cry so hard just by saying a word?
"Uhahahaha"
The man opened his arms and hugged Vlad. It was really weird to cry and laugh at the same time: "Dad is so touched and really happy. Vlad actually cares about dad so much."
"Hey, let me go"
Vlad struggled hard, but it was useless. This man's strength was far greater than that of the little boy.
"Let me go, bastard, let go"
Vlad's face turned red.
"It's okay, it's okay, Vlad, you can act like a baby to daddy as much as you like."
The man was still immersed in his own world, completely unaware of the increasingly red face of the child in his arms.
"Out of breath"
""
"what"
"Vlad"
"Daddy, let me tell you a story today."
Looking at Vlad, who was sitting far away and looking at him with lingering fear on his face, the man scratched his head in annoyance and said, "A story about a great navy."
"navy"
Vlad was a little surprised. Where is Torante of All Nations? The headquarters of the big thieves. You want to tell the story of the navy.
"Yes, dad, I am a marine."
The man said a little strangely.
"You are a Marine"
Vlad was shocked, what does it mean for a navy to hang out in a pirate den all year round?
"Didn't I say that?"
The man asked in surprise.
"When did you say that? I've never heard of it at all."
Vlad shouted.
"Uhahahahaha, that's because dad remembered it wrong, but it doesn't matter, it's okay now that I know,"
The man said so.
"It's weird that it doesn't matter. It has a lot to do with it."
Vlad complained.
"Uhahahaha, this can't be done, Vlad."
The man suddenly said seriously: "No girl likes a boy who is too serious."
"I want you to take care"
Vlad was furious.
"Okay, okay, now let's start daddy's story time"
The man laughed and said, "This time I am going to talk about a navy, a hero, a true naval legend."
"Legend of Heroes"
Vlad looked like he had seen through everything: "I know, it's the naval hero, Iron Fist Garp, right?"
Vlad raised his chin slightly, looking very proud.
"Beep, no"
The man crossed his arms and shook his head in denial.
"How could it be possible to talk about a naval hero? Isn't that Iron Fist Garp?"
Vlad looked like you are kidding me.
"It's not Mr. Karp,"
The man's face was filled with reverence: "That man's name is Zefa, he is dad's teacher."
"Zefa"
Is that a shame for a general? Vlad did not say this, for fear of being beaten.
“Oh no, my mother is suffering from Sirexia again.”
Screams that were almost frightened filled the night sky, and rumbling sounds began to echo in the palace.
"Hmm, what's up"
A somewhat confused Vlad sat up from the bed, looking very confused.
"Meet this"
Vlad casually looked out the window and was shocked. The fire was spreading and the buildings were collapsing one after another. This was a rare doomsday scene.
"What's going on here"
Vlad muttered to himself. He really wanted to find someone to ask what happened, but unfortunately, all the capable people went to stop the rampaging aunt, or else they went to prepare sweets urgently. , no one had time to answer his questions.
Vlad wanted to go out and see what was going on, but as the old saying goes, if you don't seek death, you won't die, so Vlad decided to go back to bed and sleep, or not go out and wander around. What should I do if I get dropped by an unknown AOE in seconds?
However, there is another saying that goes well, when people are sitting at home, the pot comes from the sky, when Vlad is getting ready to go to bed.
"boom"
The wall suddenly shattered, and a tall figure appeared outside the wall.
“Cake where’s my cake”
The penetrating deep female voice seemed extremely scary at night.
"mother"
The name that was usually difficult to shout out was particularly smooth tonight. Fear, unprecedented fear, seized Vlad's little heart.
I can't speak, I can't move, let alone resist when facing that huge figure. In fact, I can't even take action. How frightening it is.
"呲la"
The saliva dripped on the ground like acid, instantly burning a hole in the floor. His red eyes stared at the little figure in front of him, "Where is my cake?"
"Hahaha"
The almost roaring cry made the little body fall to the ground in an instant, with tears on his face. The grand ambitions of the past had gradually faded away. For the first time, Vlad realized that he was nothing more than that, facing the dilemma between life and death. In such a huge crisis, I can only cry helplessly. It’s really ugly.
"Did you eat my cake?"
The huge palms were waved high.
“Is that it?”
Vlad was very unwilling and ended his voyage here before he even started.
“Your cake is here so”
"Just stay away from my precious son."
"boom"
A powerful and heavy kick hit the aunt's body so hard that even with Charlotte Lingling's monster-level strength, she couldn't help but stumble.
"What are you wearing?"
Vlad was stunned.
Standing in front of him was a man wearing a cupcake suit and looking stupid as hell.
"Uhahahahaha, my son, Vlad, is everything okay?"
The man didn't look back, he still laughed as usual.
"Why are you here?"
Vlad murmured.
"Say something stupid, silly son. Isn't it normal for a father to feel his son's crisis?"
The man said so.
"Where is that dad?"
Vlad complained.
"Listen up, Vlad,"
The man's voice suddenly became low, which startled Vlad. "The sea is extremely vast. One day you will go to sea. When the time comes, don't be as scared as you are today. Men, don't shed tears easily."
"Eh"
Vlad was confused.
"Vlad, I'm so sorry. Even though you're so old, your father hasn't been with you properly. I'm really sorry."
The man walked up to Vlad and smiled.
"What are you talking about?"
Vlad yelled.
Louder than his shout was Charlotte Lingling's roar: "My cake"
"Sorry, Vlad,"
The man pushed Vlad gently, and instantly pushed Vlad to the corner. He turned around and looked directly at the aunt's huge body: "Charlotte Lingling, I have the cake you want."
The man jumped out of the window.
"cake"
Following behind her, Charlotte Lingling's fat body showed no signs of slowness at all.
"Vlad,"
The man's body stayed in mid-air, his feet were stepping on the air, and he looked at Vlad through a window, "Remember, daddy loves you."
""
"cake"
The huge body jumped up and grabbed the man's body.
"Kara"
The heart-wrenching sound spread through the night.
"uh"
The man made a sound of pain.
"Hey"
Vlad's originally stiff body suddenly regained its flexibility, and he ran to the window in an instant, staring at the man without blinking: "What are you doing? What are you doing?"
"Is Dad, Vlad, handsome?"
Blood flowed from the corner of the man's mouth, but there was still a smile on his face.
"So cool ass"
Vlad's face was filled with tears again, and he couldn't stop the snot and tears. They were the same tears of fear as before, but they were more frightening tears than before.
"It's so cool over there. Wouldn't it be a shame to stop here?"
Vlad roared: "How could you stop right here? It's not handsome at all. Did you hear that?"
"Is this so true that you are actually disliked by your son?"
The man smiled reluctantly: "But there is nothing I can do. My voyage ends here."
"cake"
"Vlad, live well and remember, daddy loves you."
"Woo ha ha"
"My life is full of satisfaction"
Like a piece of dog-skin plaster, the man always appeared in front of Vlad with a bright smile on his face. Every time he appeared, he was like a ghost without any warning, always scaring Vlad. Enough.
"If you have anything to say, just say it quickly, otherwise,"
Vlad was lying on the ground doing push-ups without even looking at the man. "Otherwise Katakuri-san will come in and beat you up again later."
"Uhahahaha"
“It’s so touching, so touching”
"Vlad, Vlad is caring about me."
As the man said this, tears suddenly burst into tears and flowed down.
"Hey, there's no need to cry like this."
Vlad's eyes widened, "And who cares about you?"
I don’t understand, I really don’t understand the psychology of people in this world, Vlad thought, the brain circuit is completely different from the people in the previous life, why can he cry so hard just by saying a word?
"Uhahahaha"
The man opened his arms and hugged Vlad. It was really weird to cry and laugh at the same time: "Dad is so touched and really happy. Vlad actually cares about dad so much."
"Hey, let me go"
Vlad struggled hard, but it was useless. This man's strength was far greater than that of the little boy.
"Let me go, bastard, let go"
Vlad's face turned red.
"It's okay, it's okay, Vlad, you can act like a baby to daddy as much as you like."
The man was still immersed in his own world, completely unaware of the increasingly red face of the child in his arms.
"Out of breath"
""
"what"
"Vlad"
"Daddy, let me tell you a story today."
Looking at Vlad, who was sitting far away and looking at him with lingering fear on his face, the man scratched his head in annoyance and said, "A story about a great navy."
"navy"
Vlad was a little surprised. Where is Torante of All Nations? The headquarters of the big thieves. You want to tell the story of the navy.
"Yes, dad, I am a marine."
The man said a little strangely.
"You are a Marine"
Vlad was shocked, what does it mean for a navy to hang out in a pirate den all year round?
"Didn't I say that?"
The man asked in surprise.
"When did you say that? I've never heard of it at all."
Vlad shouted.
"Uhahahahaha, that's because dad remembered it wrong, but it doesn't matter, it's okay now that I know,"
The man said so.
"It's weird that it doesn't matter. It has a lot to do with it."
Vlad complained.
"Uhahahaha, this can't be done, Vlad."
The man suddenly said seriously: "No girl likes a boy who is too serious."
"I want you to take care"
Vlad was furious.
"Okay, okay, now let's start daddy's story time"
The man laughed and said, "This time I am going to talk about a navy, a hero, a true naval legend."
"Legend of Heroes"
Vlad looked like he had seen through everything: "I know, it's the naval hero, Iron Fist Garp, right?"
Vlad raised his chin slightly, looking very proud.
"Beep, no"
The man crossed his arms and shook his head in denial.
"How could it be possible to talk about a naval hero? Isn't that Iron Fist Garp?"
Vlad looked like you are kidding me.
"It's not Mr. Karp,"
The man's face was filled with reverence: "That man's name is Zefa, he is dad's teacher."
"Zefa"
Is that a shame for a general? Vlad did not say this, for fear of being beaten.
“Oh no, my mother is suffering from Sirexia again.”
Screams that were almost frightened filled the night sky, and rumbling sounds began to echo in the palace.
"Hmm, what's up"
A somewhat confused Vlad sat up from the bed, looking very confused.
"Meet this"
Vlad casually looked out the window and was shocked. The fire was spreading and the buildings were collapsing one after another. This was a rare doomsday scene.
"What's going on here"
Vlad muttered to himself. He really wanted to find someone to ask what happened, but unfortunately, all the capable people went to stop the rampaging aunt, or else they went to prepare sweets urgently. , no one had time to answer his questions.
Vlad wanted to go out and see what was going on, but as the old saying goes, if you don't seek death, you won't die, so Vlad decided to go back to bed and sleep, or not go out and wander around. What should I do if I get dropped by an unknown AOE in seconds?
However, there is another saying that goes well, when people are sitting at home, the pot comes from the sky, when Vlad is getting ready to go to bed.
"boom"
The wall suddenly shattered, and a tall figure appeared outside the wall.
“Cake where’s my cake”
The penetrating deep female voice seemed extremely scary at night.
"mother"
The name that was usually difficult to shout out was particularly smooth tonight. Fear, unprecedented fear, seized Vlad's little heart.
I can't speak, I can't move, let alone resist when facing that huge figure. In fact, I can't even take action. How frightening it is.
"呲la"
The saliva dripped on the ground like acid, instantly burning a hole in the floor. His red eyes stared at the little figure in front of him, "Where is my cake?"
"Hahaha"
The almost roaring cry made the little body fall to the ground in an instant, with tears on his face. The grand ambitions of the past had gradually faded away. For the first time, Vlad realized that he was nothing more than that, facing the dilemma between life and death. In such a huge crisis, I can only cry helplessly. It’s really ugly.
"Did you eat my cake?"
The huge palms were waved high.
“Is that it?”
Vlad was very unwilling and ended his voyage here before he even started.
“Your cake is here so”
"Just stay away from my precious son."
"boom"
A powerful and heavy kick hit the aunt's body so hard that even with Charlotte Lingling's monster-level strength, she couldn't help but stumble.
"What are you wearing?"
Vlad was stunned.
Standing in front of him was a man wearing a cupcake suit and looking stupid as hell.
"Uhahahahaha, my son, Vlad, is everything okay?"
The man didn't look back, he still laughed as usual.
"Why are you here?"
Vlad murmured.
"Say something stupid, silly son. Isn't it normal for a father to feel his son's crisis?"
The man said so.
"Where is that dad?"
Vlad complained.
"Listen up, Vlad,"
The man's voice suddenly became low, which startled Vlad. "The sea is extremely vast. One day you will go to sea. When the time comes, don't be as scared as you are today. Men, don't shed tears easily."
"Eh"
Vlad was confused.
"Vlad, I'm so sorry. Even though you're so old, your father hasn't been with you properly. I'm really sorry."
The man walked up to Vlad and smiled.
"What are you talking about?"
Vlad yelled.
Louder than his shout was Charlotte Lingling's roar: "My cake"
"Sorry, Vlad,"
The man pushed Vlad gently, and instantly pushed Vlad to the corner. He turned around and looked directly at the aunt's huge body: "Charlotte Lingling, I have the cake you want."
The man jumped out of the window.
"cake"
Following behind her, Charlotte Lingling's fat body showed no signs of slowness at all.
"Vlad,"
The man's body stayed in mid-air, his feet were stepping on the air, and he looked at Vlad through a window, "Remember, daddy loves you."
""
"cake"
The huge body jumped up and grabbed the man's body.
"Kara"
The heart-wrenching sound spread through the night.
"uh"
The man made a sound of pain.
"Hey"
Vlad's originally stiff body suddenly regained its flexibility, and he ran to the window in an instant, staring at the man without blinking: "What are you doing? What are you doing?"
"Is Dad, Vlad, handsome?"
Blood flowed from the corner of the man's mouth, but there was still a smile on his face.
"So cool ass"
Vlad's face was filled with tears again, and he couldn't stop the snot and tears. They were the same tears of fear as before, but they were more frightening tears than before.
"It's so cool over there. Wouldn't it be a shame to stop here?"
Vlad roared: "How could you stop right here? It's not handsome at all. Did you hear that?"
"Is this so true that you are actually disliked by your son?"
The man smiled reluctantly: "But there is nothing I can do. My voyage ends here."
"cake"
"Vlad, live well and remember, daddy loves you."
"Woo ha ha"
"My life is full of satisfaction"
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