I studied beheading in a mental institution

Lin Qiye: ...

Braised spider hand?With your two thin sticks, how many pieces of meat can there be?

Lin Qiye shook his head helplessly. Facing such a harmless little boy, he really couldn't get his soul broken.

Seeing Lin Qiye shaking his head, the little boy's face turned even paler.

He gritted his teeth and said sadly: "Then, tell me! I have to give you a few to let me go! Can't I give it to you..."

"I don't want your spider hand." Lin Qiye said calmly, "I want your people."

"I... I'm still a kid!"

"...I mean, let you come to my hospital as a nurse."

"Nurse?" The little boy blinked. "What's that for?"

Lin Qiye pondered for a moment, "Accompany the old man to read a book, make the old lady happy, sometimes cook a meal, wash clothes, and run a marathon. It's actually quite easy."

The little boy's eyes were full of doubts. Although he didn't know what a marathon was, it sounded like...it wasn't a bad thing?

Huh...as long as he doesn't sell his organs!

"Being a nurse, will you really not kill me?"

"certainly."

"No problem!!" The little boy nodded desperately, for fear that Lin Qiye would go back on his word.

Lin Qiye stretched out his hand to grab it in nothingness, and a labor contract appeared in his hand in an instant. It was the same as the one signed with Li Yifei at that time. The column of Spider Boy was full of obligations, but the obligations he needed to perform were not. empty...

The only difference is that its contract does not have additional clauses like the snake demon not being allowed to occupy Li Yifei's body.

Lin Qiye handed the contract to the little boy, "Sign it."

The little boy took the contract without saying a word, read it carefully, nodded, and then picked up the pen to sign...

"Um...how do I write my name?"

"You can't read?"

"Yup."

"You can't read for so long." Lin Qiye was speechless, "What's your name?"

"Ah Zhu."

Lin Qiye nodded, and wrote these two words stroke by stroke on the palm of his hand with a pen. Seeing the little man seriously tracing his name, he suddenly felt a sense of guilt...

This shouldn't be considered child labor, right?

"How old are you?" Lin Qiye couldn't help asking.

"I, I seem to be over 130 years old, what's wrong?"

"It's okay, it's okay, you continue to sign..."

A'Zhu carefully signed her name, although crooked, but still valid, after the contract dissipated automatically, the door of the cell opened slowly.

At the same time, a blue nurse uniform of the same style as Li Yifei was put on A Zhu's body, and a number, 002, was written on the name tag on his chest.

He is the second nurse in this mental hospital.

"What do I need to do now?" A'Zhu asked, tilting his head.

"Wait, there is one more." Lin Qiye walked to the cell next door, looked at the Rubik's Cube suspended in the air, narrowed his eyes slightly, "You should have heard what I said to him just now, right?"

Lin Qiye was very kind when facing the child A'Zhu, but he didn't have to be pleasant when facing Rubik's Cube.

"heard it."

A weak voice came from inside the Rubik's Cube, like electronically synthesized voice without emotional fluctuations, and the words were a little unclear, like an old radio.

Lin Qiye glanced at the panel behind it.

"

Sinner: Chaos Cube

Choice: As a mythical creature killed by your own hands, you have the right to decide the fate of its soul:

Choice 1: directly obliterate its soul, making it completely annihilated in the world.

Option 2: Let it reach 60 for your 'IQ Recognition Degree', and you can hire it as a hospital nurse. While taking care of patients, it can protect you to a certain extent.

Current IQ recognition: 85

"

Seeing this panel, Lin Qiye had a look of surprise in his eyes. It was the first time he had seen "IQ recognition" as the employment criterion. It is related to the character of the mystery itself.

For example, Li Yifei, the judging criterion is "loyalty value", because for him, loyalty is a prerequisite for not betraying; and for A Zhu, "fear" is the best way to control it.

As for the chaotic Rubik's Cube in front of me...it itself is not a creature in the traditional sense, and does not have emotional factors such as loyalty and fear. If you want to control it better, you must convince it from the perspective of IQ.

Lin Qiye has gradually figured out the mechanism of this hospital.

"Show your value." Lin Qiye said lightly, "My mental hospital does not support idlers."

A Zhu and Li Yifei, two human figures who came to be nurses mysteriously, are naturally competent, but hiring a Rubik's Cube... He really can't think of it, besides letting Merlin play with it, it can be useful.

Rubik's Cube was silent for a moment, and said something to Lin Qiye with a mechanical voice, and the latter's eyes gradually lit up.

"Hmm... If that's the case, it's kind of useful." Lin Qiye rubbed his chin with his hands, feeling a little moved.

Afterwards, he took out the contract and signed an employment agreement with Rubik's Cube. As the contract dissipated, the door of the cell opened slowly.

The Rubik's Cube floated out of it, because it didn't have a body, so naturally it didn't wear protective clothing, but a name tag was embedded on a certain cube of the Rubik's Cube, which said "003".

Lin Qiye looked at the two new nurses in front of him, nodded with satisfaction, and led them back to the mental hospital.

Li Yifei, who was wearing an apron and a chef's hat, was carrying dishes, hurried through the corridor, and saw two people walking towards him, a Rubik's Cube, and froze in place.

"Principal?" Li Yifei looked suspiciously over Lin Qiye, and landed on A Zhu who was also wearing a nurse's uniform behind him. He was stunned for a moment, "This is..."

"New nurse." Lin Qiye briefly introduced, "This one is called A Zhu, and that one is Rubik's Cube."

Li Yifei's eye circles were red at that time, he tremblingly put the food in his hand on the table, then hugged Lin Qiye, crying bitterly,

"Qiye, you still love me! I'm almost exhausted!"

Li Yifei looked at A'Zhu and Rubik's Cube excitedly, but A'Zhu was fine, he was stunned when he saw the Rubik's Cube floating in the air.

"What... what can this thing be used for?"

Lin Qiye turned sideways and gave Rubik's Cube a look.

The Rubik's Cube shook slightly and spun rapidly. The next moment, the dirty clothes in the laundry basket moved directly to its surroundings, flipped around quickly, and at the same time, a ball of clear water and a piece of soap also appeared in it, perfectly removing the dirty clothes. Submerged in the water polo, not a single drop spilled two meters around it, mixed in mid-air and stirred together quickly...

Li Yifei's eyes widened, and his whole body trembled with excitement!

"This... this is..."

The voice of machinery came from Rubik's Cube, "Mofang brand automatic washing machine, dryer, dishwasher, mahjong machine, we will serve you wholeheartedly!"