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"What night watchman? You've got the wrong person, I'm from the neighborhood committee."

He turned around and walked behind.

Zhao Zhengbin: "..."

You can't lie so falsely, can you?Now in the whole Great Xia, who doesn't know about the Night Watchman? ?

Just as Zhao Zhengbin was about to say something, the hand that was holding the corner of the man's clothes was pulled by the force of turning around, and a straight knife caught in the belt of his trousers fell to the ground with a bang.

Zhao Zhengbin and the man looked at each other, and the air suddenly fell into dead silence.

"Sorry, I lost my crutch."

The young man was silent for a moment, bent down to pick up the straight knife from the ground, and used it as a crutch to explore the way. However, the blade was not long enough, so he could only stab it in midair. The strange scene was inexplicably funny.

"...Is the brain circuit of you night watchmen as strange as yours?" Zhao Zhengbin couldn't help complaining.

"No, I'm in the minority."

The young man realized that he had said something wrong when he was halfway through speaking. He looked around and found that no one was paying attention to him, so he was slightly relieved.

Zhao Zhengbin stared blankly at this rather interesting peer in front of him, the corners of his mouth couldn't help but rise, and the mysterious filter of the night watchman in his heart dissipated a lot...

"The night watchman's appearance in the refuge will definitely attract people's attention, and then the order will be messed up... Don't worry, I won't tell others." After a moment of stalemate between the two, Zhao Zhengbin took the initiative to extend his hand,

"My name is Zhao Zhengbin."

"...Su Zhe." Su Zhe sized him up for a long time, sighed helplessly, and held the palm of his hand, "Sorry, I'm not very good at controlling my mouth... Sometimes it's easy to do bad things."

"You look about my age."

"I'm 21."

"Then I'm younger, I'm twenty." Zhao Zhengbin looked curiously at the red cuffs on his shoulders, "So, the night watchmen have mixed with ordinary people and started to maintain public order?"

"That's not true, most of them are just in plain clothes and are on call at the shelter...I'm an exception."

Zhao Zhengbin was about to ask the reason, but after thinking for a while, he still closed his mouth.

A night watchman suddenly withdrew from the front line and returned to the rear to maintain public order... Obviously he was demoted, and it would be impolite to ask further questions.

Su Zhe stared at him for a long time, then asked, "Aren't you wondering why I am an exception?"

"……what?"

"If it were me, I would definitely not be able to help but continue to ask...'Have you become a deserter', 'You are still too weak', 'Otherwise, why can we only maintain order here', etc... " Su Zhe said quietly.

"...If you ask me this way, will you really not be beaten?"

Su Zhe thought for a while, "Yes."

Zhao Zhengbin: ...

"You are a night watchman, so you should know what's going on outside right now?" Zhao Zhengbin lowered his voice and asked the question he wanted to know the most right now, "Is there a fight outside?"

"This, I can't say." Su Zhe replied seriously.

"You reveal a little bit to me, I won't say it, really."

"Sorry, this really doesn't work."

Zhao Zhengbin sighed, "Then can you tell me how to become a night watchman?"

Hearing this question, Su Zhe's expression was a bit subtle. He looked Zhao Zhengbin up and down again, and asked in doubt,

"Why...why do you want to be a night watchman?"

"How handsome the night watchman is! He's powerful, and he can fight those monsters and gods, defending his home and country." Zhao Zhengbin's eyes shimmered.

"..." Su Zhe sighed, and said earnestly,

"Brother Zhao Zhengbin...you are also in your 20s. You should have passed the age of youthful fantasies. It is true that the night watchman is very powerful, but this power is not something everyone can bear...

The night watchman is hard and tiring, just turning into a formal night watchman training can kill half of a person, if you are unlucky, you may not survive the training and graduate...

After graduating and becoming a regular, I have to fight with those scary things every day. It’s blood, stumps, etc., and maybe I will meet long, disgusting, terrifying monsters, or gods who are absolutely crushed , in front of them, people are really like ants... Maybe the brother who eats and drinks with you today will become a bag of soil on the grave the next day.

Not only that, there are almost no holidays for night watchmen, and they have to be on standby at all times. Can you imagine that you are comfortably soaking in a hot bath at home, and then there is a phone call from there, and you rush out before you have time to put on your clothes and put on a towel?It is precisely because of this that night watchmen can hardly get married and have children, and everything that you ordinary people can get at your fingertips is out of reach for us..."

Zhao Zhengbin's words directly made Su Zhe open his heart, and poured out a bunch of words like breaking a basket, which made Zhao Zhengbin a little confused.

This guy... is really a night watchman?

Zhao Zhengbin thought that Su Zhe might persuade him to quit, but he didn't expect that he persuaded him to quit so sincerely... It felt like he was about to persuade himself to quit.

Su Zhe finished speaking in one breath, without any pause in the middle. Zhao Zhengbin was stunned for a while, trying to refute something, but he couldn't refute...

"But I think..."

Before Zhao Zhengbin could finish his sentence, there was a commotion in the nearby restaurant. It seemed that someone had a dispute over the division of food.

Su Zhe glanced in that direction, immediately inserted the straight knife back into his trouser belt, covered it with his jacket, and put on the bright red cuffs on his arms seriously.

"Nice to meet you, Brother Zhao Zhengbin." Su Zhe patted him on the shoulder. I don't know if it was Zhao Zhengbin's illusion. After Su Zhe said that, he seemed to be much more cheerful.

"Although saying this is a bit like a line from a novel that is not easy to pass the review and has an inexplicable style, I hope you can keep our secret. See you next time."

After speaking, he turned his head and ran to the restaurant!

"The security manager of the shelter is here! Don't push! Don't make trouble! Let me go..."

A faint voice came from a distance, and Zhao Zhengbin stood there in a daze. After a long time, he let out a long sigh, turned his head and walked towards the dormitory.