I studied beheading in a mental institution

At this moment, the halls of all the refuges in Daxia fell into a dead silence...

It took an unknown amount of time before they looked at each other with a blank look in their eyes.

what's going on? ?

At the same time, massive barrages flooded the live broadcast room!

【Well, I want to ask seriously... Is he cursing? 】

【No, it doesn't sound like it from this tone? 】

[I don't think so either, how could anyone scold someone like that?Don't you bring a single dirty word?As soon as he opened his mouth, I felt like I was already sitting in a western restaurant and eating steak elegantly]

[No...he said 'your mother is gone'!Isn't this considered insulting? ! 】

[By the way, what the hell is a smiling black mangy dog ​​walking on two legs?Shouldn't it be human? 】

【Certainly not, how can humans use this description... Is the puppy lost with its mother? 】

[But what did he say later...'Mr. Chaos'?Is the dog owner? 】

[I'm really convinced, what dog owner!Fu Xingzhi [Chaos] is one of the three pillar gods in the mythology of the restraint system!According to the legend, he is a black man. That mangy dog ​​in front must be scolding him! 】

【real or fake?Isn't that a big boss? 】

【But he is a night watchman!As a member of the special team, can he also curse? 】

[What's going on upstairs, it's not against the law for the night watchman to swear at people... What's more, what he swears at is not human at all! 】

[I will argue with you later... I couldn't help but pick my ears*]

[Not sure... I'll take a look]

【…】

Just when the entire Internet was ignited by Su Zhe's short words, a black figure suddenly stopped on the surface of the vast sea!

[Chaos] While shaking his head, he picked up the mobile phone in the live broadcast in doubt, with a strange expression...

what happened?

Seems like an auditory hallucination?

How do you hear someone calling a smiling black mangy dog ​​that walks on two legs?What did you say that my mother is gone... The point is, I seem to have heard my own name... Illusion, it must be an illusion.

[Chaos]'s gaze fell on the screen, and he saw one or two figures in purple cloaks standing on the sea, and one of the figures covered in blood was Lu Baoyou, whom he let go just now!

From the corner of his eye, he caught sight of the bullet screen full of screens, and suddenly froze in place.

At this moment, Su Zhe on the screen spoke again unhurriedly:

"Yes, there is no doubt, I am talking about you, Lord Nyarlathotep from the ancient vineyard... To be honest, your full name is really a mouthful, if you can, it is 'that black slave' or' That funny, mangy humanoid dog' would suit you better."

Listening to Su Zhe's calm narration, [Chaos]'s eyes slowly widened, and an unbelievable look appeared in them...

This human... is mocking him?

In front of billions of ants, open a live broadcast and mock him? ?

At this moment, [Chaos] even forgot to be angry. Looking at the calm face in the picture and the fluttering barrage all over the screen, he suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of absurdity...

This is the first time [Chaos] has felt this way since it came to this world. Even when Lin Qiye made a comeback in the hospital four years ago, he was never so shocked!

"If my title offends you, then I'm here to say sorry in advance... I've always been a human being, and I've never been very good at talking."

Su Zhe snapped his fingers and counted seriously:

"Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry..."

"...?" [Chaos] froze again.

The audience in front of the screen also froze for a moment.

The night watchman on the live broadcast... what is he doing?

"Then, Mr. Mangy." Su Zhe took a deep breath, "You ridiculous, ugly, uneducated, motherless poor man, I am here to express my sincere condolences and deep sympathy for the disappearance of your mother...

In fact, your mother also accompanied me for several days. As her owner, I would use my fingers to communicate with her in a friendly and cordial way every morning...but unfortunately, my communication is a bit too strong today. "

Su Zhe rubbed the remaining wisp of yellow solid on his fingertips, and soon floated into the sea with the breeze, his expression was full of regret,

"If possible, Mr. Mangy Dog, I hope you can come to see your mother for the last time... For the sake of your mother who just lost, I, as your mother's former owner, can reluctantly give you a precious opportunity... An opportunity for a son to inherit his mother's business.

Because I am not at home all year round, I need you to guard the door of the house for me every day. When you see someone walking past the door, just call twice. Don’t worry about someone snatching you away, because I will tie you with a strong rope. If you are idle and bored, you can also go to do some work in the cotton field in my backyard...you should be very good at this.

Of course, I will also give you some rewards from time to time..."

Under everyone's eyes, Su Zhe raised his palm again and pointed to his buttocks,

He smiled happily:

"Just reward you with a fresh lump of mother every day, Mr. Mangy Dog, what do you think?"

Everyone in front of the screen was completely dumbfounded.

[Now I'm sure...he's swearing]

[I've learned a lot, it's the first time I've seen someone who swears like this when I'm so old, and the key point is that I don't even use a single word of swearing, I'm really convinced! 】

[No, there are too many elements in these few sentences... I can't react, can someone explain it? 】

[Keywords: no mother, earwax, watchdog, and black... well, I won’t talk about the last one, everyone who understands understands]

[It's so sweet, you don't use any dirty words when swearing, so many people watch the live broadcast, even if there are children who listen to it, they still can't understand, he really...I'm crying to death! 】

[How dare he scold [Chaos] like that?Isn't that the enemy's big boss?This is too brave! 】

[The number one warrior of the night watchman? 】

[Is it really all right if he scolds like that? 】

[Hahahaha, to be honest, I substituted it, if I were that [Chaos], my lungs would explode! 】

【…】

As the mass of barrages swept across the screen, [Chaos]'s chest began to heave violently!

He stared at Su Zhe, who was pointing at his butt in the screen, with a bright smile, and an unprecedented sense of shame and anger welled up in his heart! !

Unfortunately, the smart He understood every element in Su Zhe's words. At this moment, He was like a powder keg that was about to explode, and a wisp of breath drifted out of his anger, directly rolling out a stream of water from the sea below. A vortex of tens of kilometers!

Just an ant... how dare he? ?

"In short, I will always keep this live broadcast on. I and all the people in Daxia will be here waiting for your arrival," Su Zhe narrowed his eyes slightly, and said quietly,

"You won't be afraid to come...Mr. Mangy Dog?"