I studied beheading in a mental institution

"From now on, you will be the new nurse." Lin Qiye patted Pug on the head, "Get along well with Lord Baylor, don't swallow it in your stomach."

After finishing speaking, Lin Qiye stood up contentedly and walked towards the second floor.

[Bell Crand] Looking at the pug in a tuxedo with a wicked smile on his mouth, he fell silent...

"Boss ruffian." Pug smiled slightly, "Shall we catch jellyfish?"

After finishing speaking, it didn't wait for [Bell Clander] to refuse, it took it in its mouth, and then ran towards the toilet...

……

Lin Qiye stood in front of the fourth ward with a jug of rice wine.

After hesitating for a long time, he knocked lightly on the door, then pushed the door open and walked in.

In the middle of the empty ward, the ancient ape in cassock was still sitting there quietly like a stone statue, his eyes were lowered, and there was a faint light of Buddha, as if he didn't notice Lin Qiye coming in. not moving at all.

Lin Qiye walked across to him and sat down cross-legged.

He put two small bowls on the ground with his left hand, opened the cap of the rice wine bottle, and began to pour wine into it.

"The conditions in the hospital are limited, so we can only brew this kind of ordinary rice wine, but the taste is not bad."

Lin Qiye handed a wine bowl in front of Sun Wukong, who still folded his hands like a stone sculpture, without any intention of taking the wine bowl.

Lin Qiye was not surprised by this, he naturally put the wine bowl on the ground in front of the ancient ape, picked up his own, and took a sip.

"You won't let me call you Great Sage, so what should I call you?"

Lin Qiye said to himself:

"Fight against the Holy Buddha?"

"Sun Walker?"

"Sun Wukong?"

"Bima...um...forget it."

"Brother Monkey?"

Hearing the last two words, the rock-steady figure trembled undetectably, and the Buddha's light around him rippled for a while.

A gleam flashed in Lin Qiye's eyes.

"Well, let's call you Brother Monkey." Lin Qiye slowly put down the wine bowl,

"Brother Monkey, do you know how popular you are in our big summer?

Walking on the street, there is basically no one who does not know you, even children who have not yet read all the characters, will use pinyin to read your stories little by little...

You are a true national icon. "

Lin Qiye picked up the wine bowl, took a big sip by himself, and continued:

"I didn't expect that one day, I would have the opportunity to sit in front of you and drink with you...

Although it's just a one-man show.

Since you don't want to talk to me, I can only say a little more.

How about this, let me tell you the story you circulated in our Great Xia, if there is anything different from the truth, you can interrupt me, or you can give a signal. "

Lin Qiye looked at the ancient ape, but still didn't intend to answer, so he continued talking to himself:

"By the way, a long, long time ago, on the Huaguo Mountain in the Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou, there was a huge boulder..."

Telling his story in front of the Great Sage was not a temporary idea, but Lin Qiye's best plan after careful consideration.

From the sentence "Don't call me a great sage", Lin Qiye can preliminarily speculate that his illness is related to these two words, and it is definitely unrealistic to rely on the great sage himself to find out which link the problem lies in. , so Lin Qiye could only cast a wide net, recite the entire Journey to the West, and deduce the problem through his reaction.

To put it simply, Lin Qiye was using this method to find the "pain point" of the Great Sage.

Before coming to meet the Great Sage for a drink and chat, Lin Qiye found time to review "Journey to the West" countless times, breaking down the relevant details and remembering them in his mind.

It's bound to be a long and tedious process, but in a sense, it's the most efficient solution.

The rice wine in the pot gradually bottomed out.

Lin Qiye drank the last sip, licked his chapped lips, his voice was a little hoarse.

He has been telling the story for nearly two hours. He was drinking all the rice wine in the jug by himself. During this period, the Great Sage did not move at all, as if he had really turned into a Buddha statue, detached from the world. .

Lin Qiye looked at the time and slowly stood up from the ground.

Holding two wine bowls and an empty jug, he let out a long sigh.

"Brother Monkey, it's almost time today, I'll come to drink with you tomorrow."

He waved his hand and stepped out of the ward. He didn't forget to close the door after he went out, and the sound of footsteps gradually faded away in the corridor.

I do not know how long it has been,

In the ward, the ancient ape's lowered eyelids slowly opened...

……

"Six."

"Four barrels."

"bump!"

"Bullshit."

Shen Qingzhu played a card, pushed down the mahjong in front of him, and glanced at Baili Pangpang, Cao Yuan, and Jia Lan who were beside the table, with a playful look in his eyes.

That expression seemed to say, "That's all you guys do?"

The corner of Baili's chubby mouth twitched slightly.

"Don't play, don't play anymore, you guys are fooling around!" Baili Pangpang said angrily, "It's been a whole morning, I haven't won a game, even Sister Jialan has won a game..."

"..." Jia Lan's expression was a bit unkind, "What did you say?"

"Uh...it's nothing." Baili Pangpang quickly admitted, "Let Qiye or Xiao Yu'er play with you, I've lost enough."

Cao Yuan glanced at Lin Qiye who was dozing off on the chair, and An Qingyu who was sitting on the coffin looking out the porthole in a daze, and said quietly:

"Holding is forbidden to participate."

"What about sister Jiang'er?" Baili Pangpang turned his head to look at Jiang'er who was sitting with a small bench and watching cards.

"I can't draw the cards." Jiang Er's helpless voice came from the plane broadcast.

Baili Pangpang sighed helplessly, sat back at the mahjong table and continued to shuffle the cards.

"Two more, we're going to Huaihai." Cao Yuan looked at the flight route and said.

"Huaihai...I didn't expect that we will be back so soon."

Baili's chubby gaze swept across the cabin, and he said with emotion, "When we left, there were still five people, but when we came back, there were seven of them."

"You forgot, senior Juggernaut," Jia Lan reminded.

"He is the teacher leading the team." Baili Pangpang paused, "However, since the senior Juggernaut is not here, I always feel that something is missing..."

"It's missing his kidnapper speech." Cao Yuan added, "It's actually quite interesting."

"Yeah... I don't know, if we go to the 007 team, they will admit it."

"..."

While the few people were chatting, the plane landed slowly on the tarmac.

Six people in one coffin got off the plane, got into the car arranged by Baili Pangpang, and drove straight to the 007 night watch team stationed in Huaihai City.

"Squad 007 has a total of eight members, the captain is 'Klein' Jing, the vice-captain is 'Wuliang' Jing, and the other team members are all 'Sea' Jing. "Lin Qiye compared the documents and analyzed the situation of this challenge.

"In the most ideal situation, the captain of the 'Klein' realm should not make a move, and the others will fight with us in a seven-on-seven battle...

If that captain joins the fight, our chances of winning are slim. "