Glory of the Sun God (Marvel Sun God)

"Mr. Wilson, do you like to eat large intestine sashimi? Since you like it, I will arrange the logistics department in the future to change all your meals to large intestine sashimi. I guarantee you can eat it every day." Until you feel like vomiting!”

Of course, Maria Hill, who has been known for being cold-faced and ruthless since the days of SHIELD, could not tolerate this level of provocation from Deadpool.

For her, what an unruly guy like Deadpool needs is training.If you want him to obey your orders honestly, then at the very least, you should make him respect you.She originally planned to plan this matter carefully in the next few days.But now that Deadpool has bumped into him, of course she can't be polite to him.

Large intestine sashimi, right? You like shit, right?I'll let you eat as much as you like and see who of us is crying and who is laughing in the end!

The woman who started to attack was not something ordinary people could withstand, and Deadpool didn't expect that his bad words for a while would lead to this outcome.

Although many people have said that his mouth stinks as if he has eaten shit, this does not mean that he has really eaten shit.He has no hobbies in this area and has no intention of cultivating any hobbies in this area.So when faced with a threat of this level from Maria Hill, he immediately gave in.

"Spare your life, sir. I couldn't control what I said just now, and I don't know what I said. This is a mental illness. The doctor said that my illness is called mental retardation. Sir, even if I am In line with the principle of sympathizing with the disadvantaged, you cannot abuse me just because I am mentally retarded."

Deadpool was not only subdued in words, he was also very thorough in his actions.Without even showing any shame, he threw himself in front of Maria Hill, hugged her calf tightly, and begged her.

Of course, it was a plea, but in Maria's eyes, it might have been more of an element of harassment.Who the hell would rub his face against her thigh so desperately when she was begging?This is why Deadpool still has some use value, so that she can't just turn against him and blow a hole in his head with a gun.But even so, she was fed up with this shameless behavior.

"Get off my lap, Wade Wilson, or don't blame me for being rude to you."

"You agree to my conditions first. Besides, sir, I have to say, you have a really good figure."

Maria Hill was furious, but Deadpool was enjoying it.And in the midst of such a special interaction, a cold voice suddenly blew through like a cold Siberian wind, causing Deadpool, who was originally cheerful and enthusiastic like a little wolfdog, to freeze instantly.

"Honey, what are you doing? Are you teasing other women behind my back?"

As if his neck was rusty, Deadpool used a lot of force to twist his neck.And when he saw Xia Kela standing in the corridor, looking at him expressionlessly, his fingers began to tremble.

"Dear, you are back!"

Almost swallowing with all his strength, Deadpool tremblingly greeted Shakola who was holding a lot of ingredients.Seeing his performance like this, Xia Kela's expression became even more gloomy.

"Yes, I'm back. But I never thought that I would see such a scene when I got home. Wade, I have been too good to you recently, so you have some misconceptions that you shouldn't have." . Or is there something wrong with your brain again, and have you forgotten the warning I gave you before? "

"No, I don't. My dear, my heart is always sincere to you. Except for you, any other woman is almost the same as a man in my eyes. Long legs, 36d, are actually the same as long hair. The legs and big pecs are not much different. Except for you, my dear. You are the only one in my eyes!"

Deadpool let go of Maria's thigh and ran towards his wife like a little wolfdog in heat.In his mind, this should be a very romantic scene.There should be flowers, applause, and even pink lights.Xia Kela will be moved to tears by herself, and she might forget the things she saw before.

This is a very beautiful idea, but it is just an idea.Just because he thinks so, it doesn't mean that Xia Kela also thinks so.

Deadpool is mentally ill, it's true.There are still cancer cells running rampant in his brain.But Shakela doesn't have such a problem. As a vampire, she is also one of the original vampires.Her health was so good that it was almost impossible for her to develop any pathology.It is basically impossible to expect her brain to have the same problem as Deadpool.

Therefore, her expression at the moment was just one of disgust.It was even said that when Deadpool ran towards her, she rudely stretched out a hand to hold down Deadpool's head to prevent him from getting closer.

"My dear, don't think I'm a fool. I'm not fooled that easily."

"That's right, someone just hugged my thigh and told me that I have a good figure!"

Maria Hill, who was watching the show, suddenly said such a sentence. When she heard this sentence, Xia Kela's eyes flashed coldly, and her subordinates immediately showed no mercy.

The original vampire was the earliest being created by Lilith with divine power, capable of competing with God's angels.In terms of strength alone, it would be easy for one Shakela to defeat a hundred people of Deadpool's level without any problems at all.

The only thing Deadpool can rely on is his miraculous immortality. At present, in this family environment, the most that this ability can do is allow him to persist for a while longer despite being subjected to domestic violence.

Just like now, with a bang, his whole body was pressed on the head by Xia Kela and smashed into the floor.As if he still felt a little uncomfortable, Xia Kela kicked him hard on the chest again.

The huge force directly crushed the chest, and the bones and internal organs mixed with minced meat flew everywhere like a squeezed water balloon.

Under such heavy injuries, although Deadpool will not die, it is inevitable to go into shock for a while and lie down for a while.Looking at this violent scene of domestic violence, even Maria Hill, who was the instigator, couldn't help but feel dumbfounded.

She has seen domestic violence, but she has never seen domestic violence of this level.If this was placed in an ordinary person's home, it could be directly characterized as murder and crimes against humanity, but in this special family, this seems to be the norm?

Muttering in her heart, Maria Hill gave Xia Kela a dangerous label.And just when she was about to reveal her identity and formally negotiate with Xia Kela.But Xia Kela took the lead and questioned her.

"Who are you? I haven't seen you around here. Whore? No, this bastard Wade is not so bold as to call a prostitute at home. That is, when he hangs out with some of his bastard friends. , he has such courage. Say, who are you? If you don’t tell me clearly, don’t blame me for being rude to you! "

After witnessing Shakola's previous violent methods, Maria Hill certainly couldn't conceal her identity at this time.She doesn't have the ability of Deadpool. If she is beaten by Shakela, she will die.

He died before leaving the army.She didn't want this kind of thing to happen to herself.So immediately, she explained her identity to Xia Kela.

"I am Maria Hill, the Vice President of this country. I came to Mr. Wade Wilson with a confidential mission for him!"

Although it is a bit shameful to use the name of vice president to protect myself.But compared to being beaten to death here like a prostitute and mistress, it was still an outcome she could accept.

When she heard Maria Hill announcing her family status like this, Xia Kela, who was originally clenching her fists and wanting to give her a good look, immediately gave up her plan.

No matter what, their family still has to rely on Wade's salary to support them.Although it is not that Xia Kela does not have her own ways to get more money, she who just wants to be a quiet housewife has no intention of destroying her peaceful little life.Therefore, even though she was angry, she gave up the idea of ​​using violence to solve the problem.

"Vice President? Well, madam, your background is so great that I dare not do it easily. But I think I need an explanation. Even if you are the Vice President, you can't just hook up with other people's husbands. Although My bastard looks like an egg burned by a cigarette butt, but no matter what, he belongs to me. What I hate most is when others touch my things casually, so you'd better give me an explanation. Otherwise, even if it's I can’t touch you, but I can guarantee that your tidbits will definitely appear in the next day’s newspaper!”

Public opinion offensive?Okay, this may work, but it may not be as effective as Xia Kela thought.One advantage of centralization is that they no longer have to compromise for the so-called democratic voice.It can be said that as long as Maria does not care about her reputation, she can use any means to do whatever she wants.

But the problem is that as a woman, she must be concerned about her reputation.So at that moment, she explained to Xia Kela.

"You misunderstood, Ms. Wilson. I came to Deadpool because I have a confidential mission that I need him to complete. And the reason why he behaved like that, I think, is entirely because of his personal reasons, and has nothing to do with me. relationship. I will not have any interest in a guy who is smooth-talking, talks bad words, and is completely out of tune. So as long as you can take good care of this gentleman in your family, I don’t think there will be any problems between us. Misunderstand!"

"Wade, is this what it looks like?"

He glanced at Deadpool behind him who had woken up and was trying to put the broken internal organs into his stomach.Xia Kela knocked his head with her heel and then questioned Deadpool.

"Yes, what she said is not wrong at all, my dear. My love for you can be seen day by day, and I will never betray you!"

It is estimated that this kind of domestic violence happened so often that Wade could give a complete set of answers without even stopping his hands.

Of course, a woman's jealousy cannot be dismissed so easily.So Xia Kela was still asking.

"Then why did you hold her thigh and praise her for having a great figure? I've never heard you say such a thing to me!"

"Please, dear, look at what you wear all day long, and then look at others. They are standard uniforms, the kind that show off your figure. What about you? You wear T-shirts and trousers all day long, and you don't even take care of your hair when you're too lazy. I can’t praise you enough. To be honest, you should really contact Little Spider’s wife more. You know, Little Spider’s fiancée always wears sexy lingerie when he comes home!”

Deadpool complained, not knowing what kind of powder keg he had lit.And just when he finished saying this, Xia Kela had already exploded.

"Sexy underwear? How dare you say such things to me in such a tone, you human-shaped wether, you want me to dress like this!"

There was a magical light flashing, and then with a bang, Shakola's image suddenly changed from a housewife in a singlet and trousers to a sexy and alluring beauty in lingerie with her graceful curves vaguely visible.This appearance immediately made Deadpool's wolfish nature explode. Before he could even correct his broken spine, he suddenly turned over and nodded repeatedly.

"That's right, baby, you're so sexy!"

"Maybe this is more to your liking!"

There was another bang, and Xia Kela's image changed into a violent queen wearing leather clothes and holding a long whip.In response to this, Deadpool let out a long howl, and then shouted loudly without caring about anyone nearby.

"Whip me, my queen. I will be trampled to death by your high heels!"

"Maybe I can satisfy you better like this!"

With a sneer, Shakela did not fulfill Deadpool's wish, but directly transformed into a huge purple dragon.The huge body almost filled the entire living room, so much so that she had to bend down just to keep from squeezing through the ceiling.

This is Shakola's true form and one of the special abilities of the original vampire.Each original vampire has its own unique form, and Shakela is such a dragon body.

With just one opening of her mouth, she could swallow most of Deadpool's body.And when she roared at Deadpool like this, Deadpool was trembling all over.

"I know that my true demon form cannot please you, my husband. But I think you should consider my feelings to some extent!"

"Actually, the one in the middle is better, honey. Besides, I actually like you the way you are now, as long as she doesn't appear in front of me often. Okay, honey. I was wrong, I swear, I will never be right again You are being picky! Spare me!"

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