My Reclusive Life in Douluo
Chapter 35: My mood is a little out of control tonight
Happy home.
After Ye Wuchen left, Biji turned into a human body.Wearing a green dress, she sat by the lotus pond, her jade feet gently stirring the water.
This was originally a beautiful picture.But Brigitte's pretty face was full of sorrow.
"Bigi, what's wrong with you? I see you've been feeling depressed these past few days?"
The little loach transformed from the azure bull python floated in the air, looking at the sad-faced Brigitte with some confusion.
As for why Daming is not among them, it’s because he doesn’t dare.
"Alas. There is another member of the opposite sex beside you. I feel like my chances are getting slimmer and slimmer." Brigitte sighed and said with some bitterness.
"Bigi, there is nothing to sigh about. Isn't it nice to have someone to accompany the young master? You came to Xiaoyaoju before Daming and I. You also know the young master's situation better than we do. Although the young master is invincible, he is too lonely. We have been alone for so many years. Although we accompany the young master, we are usually just dumb pets in his eyes."
Erming, a mini version of the Titan ape, suddenly appeared in the yard.
"Of course I know, but when I see two human girls suddenly appearing next to the young master, and they often hang around him, I always feel a little uncomfortable."
Bi Ji rolled her eyes at Er Ming and said speechlessly.
Erming, a naive monkey, obviously didn't understand what Brigitte meant. He scratched his head and said, "What's wrong with you? Although he is a boss, he is still a human being after all. It's very difficult to find two female humans." That’s normal. You should be happy for the young master. Besides, you’re such a stupid goose, why do you think about all this?”
Daming's eyes widened in an instant, and he looked at Er Ming with the look of a beast.
Why didn't it realize that its horse boy actually had this ability to attract hatred?
really.After Bi Ji heard Er Ming's words, her original bad mood became worse.His face darkened.
"What do you mean, why do I think about these things? Also, what do you mean by a stupid goose? Please explain it clearly to me. Doesn't a goose deserve to have love?"
Bi Ji stood up with a dark face, a jade ruler appeared in her hand, and looked at Er Ming with gritted teeth.
"Gudu." Er Ming looked at the jade ruler in Biji's hand and swallowed.Even though it was being silly, it realized at this moment that it had just said the wrong thing.
"Haha. Brigitte, if you have something to say, please say it and don't use force. I'm not racist. I didn't mean to say that."
Bi Ji heard this and showed a warm smile: "Oh? It's not intentional? Then it is intentional?"
Er Ming looked at Bi Ji's smile, his scalp was numb, and he nodded subconsciously.
"Oh. This idiot." [-]
Daming on the side covered his head with his tail speechlessly.
Bi Ji looked at Er Ming who nodded, and her smile became brighter: "Wow. It turns out it was really intentional."
It was obviously a gentle tone, but Er Ming seemed to hear the devil's whisper.
Er Ming's monkey head shook like a rattle, and he said in horror: "No, no. I..."
Er Ming didn't finish what he said because he didn't have a chance to say it.Biji had already waved the jade ruler in her hand.
"Ahem, excuse me. Brigitte, I think you should fight Er Ming later. The guy you have been wanting to beat for a while is back."
Brigitte stopped when she heard this, a little confused.
Er Ming looked at Bi Ji who stopped and breathed a sigh of relief.
"King of Ten Thousand Demons, I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. I will help you catch insects honestly from now on."
"Get out of here. You are trying to catch a bug with a hammer. Are bugs born with my strength? You are afraid that you were burned by the fire when you were practicing the Iron Bone. And you know what you are doing in the orchard every day."
The speechless voice of the Ten Thousand Demon King echoed in the courtyard.
"King of Ten Thousand Demons, please ignore this idiot. Who do you think is back?"
Bi Ji glared at Er Ming and realized that it would shut up.
"The Red King is back."
The Ten Thousand Demon King's simple words instantly plunged the small courtyard into deathly silence.
Da Ming and Er Ming quickly shrank aside, trying to reduce their presence.They knew something big was going to happen.
Brigitte took a deep breath and said: "Red King? I thought that guy was struck by lightning again. It actually dared to come back!"
Living happily, Dahei walked out of any door.
"This arbitrary door is still useful. Forget about it for now, go back and see if the master is there. If not, ask the King of Ten Thousand Demons to help him create a big formation."
Dahei got in through the dog hole at the door and looked at Bi Ji, who had transformed into a human form, and Da Ming and Er Ming, who were trembling and huddled aside.Guessed that Ye Wuchen was not in Xiaoyaoju.
"Good morning, Brigitte. King of Ten Thousand Demons, please help me get a big formation that can isolate all strange phenomena."
Dahei said hello to Brigitte, and then asked the King of Ten Thousand Demons to prepare a large formation for it to refine the restrictions of the Xuanhuojian.
"Ahem, Red King. You'd better get over what's going on before you talk."
Dahei asked doubtfully: "What else are you doing?"
"Of course, the little girl has something to ask Lord Chi King for help."
Brigitte smiled.Said gently.
"Oh. Brigitte, you are out of touch now. Just say what you have to say, why don't you call me "sir". This is too out of touch."
Dahei patted his chest and grinned.
"It's not a big deal, it's just that the little girl wants to beat you up."
"what?"
Dahei was stunned after hearing Brigitte's words, and then was knocked away by a huge force.
"Bigi, you are crazy! Why did you hit me! I provoked you!"
Dahei got up from the ground and looked at Brigitte holding a jade ruler with some annoyance.Before it could figure out what was going on, Brigitte knocked it away.No one would feel comfortable.
Brigitte said coldly: "Why did I hit you? Because of you, I am already facing a relationship crisis."
The angry Dahei was stunned when he heard this.
"What kind of emotional crisis? Did Di Tian cheat on him? Or does Di Tian have a new love? But these things have nothing to do with me!"
Daming, who had always been a transparent beast, spoke at this time.
"Um. Scarlet King, it's not about Di Tian, but about the Young Master."
Dahei said: "Young master? But what does this have to do with Brigitte's emotional crisis? She is just a goose."
"Bang." Dahei, who didn't understand what happened, was knocked out by Brigitte again.
"Damn it. Brigitte, have you reached menopause? I didn't provoke you, so why did you hit me? And even if you hit me, you hit me with the Hongmeng Sky Ruler! That's too much!"
Brigitte laughed angrily: "Am I going too far? Who is going too far? You actually sent two humans to the young master at once, so much so that I almost have no chance now!"
Dahei looked at Brigitte strangely.
"You're not jealous, are you?"
"What do you say?"
Brigitte asked rhetorically.
After Biji finished speaking, she walked towards Dahei with the jade ruler in her hand.
ah!ah!ah!Dahei's screams came from the small courtyard.
Da Ming and Er Ming looked at Da Hei being beaten violently by Bi Ji, and the corners of their mouths twitched.They all turned around and said they didn't see it.
……
After Ye Wuchen left, Biji turned into a human body.Wearing a green dress, she sat by the lotus pond, her jade feet gently stirring the water.
This was originally a beautiful picture.But Brigitte's pretty face was full of sorrow.
"Bigi, what's wrong with you? I see you've been feeling depressed these past few days?"
The little loach transformed from the azure bull python floated in the air, looking at the sad-faced Brigitte with some confusion.
As for why Daming is not among them, it’s because he doesn’t dare.
"Alas. There is another member of the opposite sex beside you. I feel like my chances are getting slimmer and slimmer." Brigitte sighed and said with some bitterness.
"Bigi, there is nothing to sigh about. Isn't it nice to have someone to accompany the young master? You came to Xiaoyaoju before Daming and I. You also know the young master's situation better than we do. Although the young master is invincible, he is too lonely. We have been alone for so many years. Although we accompany the young master, we are usually just dumb pets in his eyes."
Erming, a mini version of the Titan ape, suddenly appeared in the yard.
"Of course I know, but when I see two human girls suddenly appearing next to the young master, and they often hang around him, I always feel a little uncomfortable."
Bi Ji rolled her eyes at Er Ming and said speechlessly.
Erming, a naive monkey, obviously didn't understand what Brigitte meant. He scratched his head and said, "What's wrong with you? Although he is a boss, he is still a human being after all. It's very difficult to find two female humans." That’s normal. You should be happy for the young master. Besides, you’re such a stupid goose, why do you think about all this?”
Daming's eyes widened in an instant, and he looked at Er Ming with the look of a beast.
Why didn't it realize that its horse boy actually had this ability to attract hatred?
really.After Bi Ji heard Er Ming's words, her original bad mood became worse.His face darkened.
"What do you mean, why do I think about these things? Also, what do you mean by a stupid goose? Please explain it clearly to me. Doesn't a goose deserve to have love?"
Bi Ji stood up with a dark face, a jade ruler appeared in her hand, and looked at Er Ming with gritted teeth.
"Gudu." Er Ming looked at the jade ruler in Biji's hand and swallowed.Even though it was being silly, it realized at this moment that it had just said the wrong thing.
"Haha. Brigitte, if you have something to say, please say it and don't use force. I'm not racist. I didn't mean to say that."
Bi Ji heard this and showed a warm smile: "Oh? It's not intentional? Then it is intentional?"
Er Ming looked at Bi Ji's smile, his scalp was numb, and he nodded subconsciously.
"Oh. This idiot." [-]
Daming on the side covered his head with his tail speechlessly.
Bi Ji looked at Er Ming who nodded, and her smile became brighter: "Wow. It turns out it was really intentional."
It was obviously a gentle tone, but Er Ming seemed to hear the devil's whisper.
Er Ming's monkey head shook like a rattle, and he said in horror: "No, no. I..."
Er Ming didn't finish what he said because he didn't have a chance to say it.Biji had already waved the jade ruler in her hand.
"Ahem, excuse me. Brigitte, I think you should fight Er Ming later. The guy you have been wanting to beat for a while is back."
Brigitte stopped when she heard this, a little confused.
Er Ming looked at Bi Ji who stopped and breathed a sigh of relief.
"King of Ten Thousand Demons, I cannot thank you enough for your kindness. I will help you catch insects honestly from now on."
"Get out of here. You are trying to catch a bug with a hammer. Are bugs born with my strength? You are afraid that you were burned by the fire when you were practicing the Iron Bone. And you know what you are doing in the orchard every day."
The speechless voice of the Ten Thousand Demon King echoed in the courtyard.
"King of Ten Thousand Demons, please ignore this idiot. Who do you think is back?"
Bi Ji glared at Er Ming and realized that it would shut up.
"The Red King is back."
The Ten Thousand Demon King's simple words instantly plunged the small courtyard into deathly silence.
Da Ming and Er Ming quickly shrank aside, trying to reduce their presence.They knew something big was going to happen.
Brigitte took a deep breath and said: "Red King? I thought that guy was struck by lightning again. It actually dared to come back!"
Living happily, Dahei walked out of any door.
"This arbitrary door is still useful. Forget about it for now, go back and see if the master is there. If not, ask the King of Ten Thousand Demons to help him create a big formation."
Dahei got in through the dog hole at the door and looked at Bi Ji, who had transformed into a human form, and Da Ming and Er Ming, who were trembling and huddled aside.Guessed that Ye Wuchen was not in Xiaoyaoju.
"Good morning, Brigitte. King of Ten Thousand Demons, please help me get a big formation that can isolate all strange phenomena."
Dahei said hello to Brigitte, and then asked the King of Ten Thousand Demons to prepare a large formation for it to refine the restrictions of the Xuanhuojian.
"Ahem, Red King. You'd better get over what's going on before you talk."
Dahei asked doubtfully: "What else are you doing?"
"Of course, the little girl has something to ask Lord Chi King for help."
Brigitte smiled.Said gently.
"Oh. Brigitte, you are out of touch now. Just say what you have to say, why don't you call me "sir". This is too out of touch."
Dahei patted his chest and grinned.
"It's not a big deal, it's just that the little girl wants to beat you up."
"what?"
Dahei was stunned after hearing Brigitte's words, and then was knocked away by a huge force.
"Bigi, you are crazy! Why did you hit me! I provoked you!"
Dahei got up from the ground and looked at Brigitte holding a jade ruler with some annoyance.Before it could figure out what was going on, Brigitte knocked it away.No one would feel comfortable.
Brigitte said coldly: "Why did I hit you? Because of you, I am already facing a relationship crisis."
The angry Dahei was stunned when he heard this.
"What kind of emotional crisis? Did Di Tian cheat on him? Or does Di Tian have a new love? But these things have nothing to do with me!"
Daming, who had always been a transparent beast, spoke at this time.
"Um. Scarlet King, it's not about Di Tian, but about the Young Master."
Dahei said: "Young master? But what does this have to do with Brigitte's emotional crisis? She is just a goose."
"Bang." Dahei, who didn't understand what happened, was knocked out by Brigitte again.
"Damn it. Brigitte, have you reached menopause? I didn't provoke you, so why did you hit me? And even if you hit me, you hit me with the Hongmeng Sky Ruler! That's too much!"
Brigitte laughed angrily: "Am I going too far? Who is going too far? You actually sent two humans to the young master at once, so much so that I almost have no chance now!"
Dahei looked at Brigitte strangely.
"You're not jealous, are you?"
"What do you say?"
Brigitte asked rhetorically.
After Biji finished speaking, she walked towards Dahei with the jade ruler in her hand.
ah!ah!ah!Dahei's screams came from the small courtyard.
Da Ming and Er Ming looked at Da Hei being beaten violently by Bi Ji, and the corners of their mouths twitched.They all turned around and said they didn't see it.
……
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