Being in Konoha, starting with an immortal body

"Buy flowers? Haha~ I'm kidding!"

Gao Ming sneered and kicked the fat man to the ground, grabbed the flower basket and said, "Bring it to you!"

"You, what are you going to do? Today is the funeral of the Third Generation. How dare you make trouble here."

The fat man was in pain, and the fat on his face was twisted together like maggots. He was already a little panicked at this moment.

Although Gao Ming was wearing clothes with the Uchiha clan emblem, he did not wear a ninja forehead protector, so the fat man thought he was just a child, but after taking a kick, he immediately knew that he had hit an iron plate.

With such powerful strength, if his buffer layer hadn't been thick enough, he might not have been able to stand up.

"You're joking, who are you talking about? You're playing tricks on me. I'm the village tyrant. When will I have to pay for things?"

Gao Ming tilted his lips and took out all the white chrysanthemums and banknotes in the basket. Then he threw the basket at the fat man's face, then took out the guard's certificate and said: "Damn fat man, maliciously raising the price, it's less than one hundred taels." If you dare to sell something for 10,000 taels, I think you don't take the Konoha Guards seriously at all. The things will be confiscated, fined 100,000 taels, and fifteen days of hard labor."

After Gao Ming finished speaking, he kicked the fat man, but he didn't use much force because he was afraid that he would be kicked to death.

The villagers who were watching the show with white chrysanthemums around them suddenly felt relieved, and their eyes on Gao Ming suddenly changed.

[Evil people still need to be punished by evil people. 】

This is what they think.

Because of what happened before, most people in the village had some impressions of Gao Ming. Although it wasn't a good impression, seeing that this Uchiha who liked to bully them when they had nothing to do actually helped them vent his anger, they immediately felt a lot more comfortable. .

Ten thousand taels is just pocket money for some people, but for most villagers, it is a month, or even two or three months of living expenses. At this moment, they are actually getting a white chrysanthemum of little value. It is simply a lie. Too many people.

But everyone around them was holding such a bouquet of flowers, and it was for the Third Hokage, so no one dared to question or protest.

The clever kick not only avenged them, but also gave them some spiritual release.

"Why move? I haven't finished speaking yet. I've turned against you!"

Seeing that the fat man was still struggling, Gao Ming stepped on him firmly and continued: "For personal gain, I blocked the road and delayed the villagers from worshiping the third generation of adults. I will be fined another hundred thousand and sentenced to thirty days of hard labor.

Also, on this day, everyone has to worship the Third Generation. You have so many necessities but don’t donate. It shows that you are selfish and have no light and fire in your heart. You don’t even have the will to fire. Even the light of fire cannot illuminate you. Your ideological consciousness is too low and you are no longer worthy of living in Konoha. This crime is difficult to punish, so all your property will be confiscated and you will be forced to do a forced labor camp for thirty years.

Fourth, Mad, you dare to go out when you are so ugly on this day, you are simply insulting the beautiful world created by the third generation of adults, the beautiful Konoha, fifty years of labor reform! "

Gao Ming looked disgusted and kicked him again. The people around him were stunned when they saw the punishment given by Gao Ming.

Have you passed?

but!

You said there is no such provision?

Then you may not know that Uchiha holds not only law enforcement power, but also legislative power. It's just that everyone is playing ninja games and no one cares about these.

As long as they want, add it.

You can even be fined 100,000 taels for stepping out with your left foot.

"you you you..."

The fat man panicked, his trotters pointed at Gao Ming and kept trembling.

Gao Ming was about to summon the black shadow ninja to take him away when three ninjas suddenly came from behind. They were members of the Sarutobi clan. They came in a hurry, glanced at Fatty and Gao Ming, then passed Gao Ming and carried Fatty away.

Gao Ming raised his eyebrows. He might have hidden some money on the fat man's body. He hadn't collected enough fines yet, so how could he let people take it away?

"A Ming, why did you suddenly start a fight?"

Kai stood beside him, scratching his head with questions in his mind.

He suddenly spoke out, not wanting Gao Ming to get into trouble. Although he was not very smart, he still noticed a trace of disharmony and did not want Gao Ming to conflict with the three ninjas.

"Harm, it's okay, because, emmm, because he insulted the third generation and used the reputation of the third generation to make money. He is a black-hearted businessman and needs to be punished. You also know that I am a member of the guard. This is my duty."

Gao Ming rolled up the money in his hand and put it away. As for Kai's share, he should keep it to avoid being deceived again.

"Whoa~ Hey? Nani? How could there be such a person? Damn it!"

Kai clapped his hands, suddenly realizing, and then looked angry and a little angry.

After the fat man made trouble, Gao Ming lost interest in sending flowers to the third generation. However, Kai insisted on paying homage to the third generation to show his gratitude. Gao Ming could not persuade him and had no position to persuade him, so he had no choice but to continue lining up.

The line was long, and the two waited in line for nearly half an hour before it was their turn.

Standing in front of the portrait of the third generation, he carefully counted the crowds coming and going. There was not a single person with twenty or thirty white chrysanthemums who could make a move like him.

[Sandaime-sama, do you see the flowers on my hand? Hundreds of thousands! From this look, it seems that I am the only one who sincerely comes to worship you. My heart is the most sincere, so if you are fine in the stomach of the God of Death, don’t curse me. If you want to curse, just curse Orochimaru. I just want to be honest. people. 】

After putting down the flowers and worshiping the three generations, the whole morning passed like this.

At 11:50, Gao Ming took Kai to a barbecue restaurant. Xiao Yi cooked the food at home, so it didn't matter whether he went back or not.

"I haven't seen you and Mr. Dai for a long time. I happen to be free today. Let's have a barbecue together. I'll treat you."

When they heard that they were having barbecue together, Kai was about to talk about his pocket when he was interrupted by Gao Ming. Then he was asked: "By the way, where is Mr. Dai now? I have something to ask him for help."

Gao Ming is ready to learn the Eight-door Dunjia. The immortal body and the Eight-door Dunjia are actually a perfect match, but the Eight-door Dunjia cannot be learned only if you want to, and you can become good at it once you learn it.

Although he has the help of the system, he will definitely be able to push the Eight Gate Dunjia to the highest level with day after day hard work, but that requires perseverance.

Eight Gate Dunjia is not a meditation method that can be practiced just by sitting there. It is a physical skill, and the process must be difficult and even very painful.

but...

As we all know, Gao Ming is the saltiest fish in the village. There is no need to waste so much time just for the sake of a little strength.

If he had that kind of time, he might as well go to the capital of Fire Country with the Golden Fire and go to the capital of the Fire Country without conscience to find some rich people to talk to, let them contribute to world peace, help him draw a lottery, and let him increase his strength just by lying down, why? What about enjoying it but not doing it?

But things are different now. Times have changed. Among the things drawn, there are upgrade cards that can directly increase the skill level. It is necessary to learn the Eight Gate Dunjia.

"Dad went to a Jonin meeting. It was called urgently by the Fourth Generation. It should be for the Third Generation's sake."

Matt Dai became a Jonin because he killed four of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen. With his status as a Jonin, he naturally has certain political rights in the village.

"Amin, what's the matter with my father? I can tell him!"

As he ate the meat, Kai's mood gradually recovered and he was no longer as sad as before.

"I would like to learn the Eight Gate Dunjia from Mr. Dai. If he is not free, it would be fine if he could pass on the training method to me."