Being in Konoha, starting with an immortal body

"Discussion?"

Jin Huo couldn't speak clearly as he took the food into his mouth.

"Well, brother Ming's ninja number has been restored, and he is a genin again from today on."

Shisui explained while enjoying the food.

Gao Ming was picking up food for Zhishui. He had eaten two bowls of rice and drank a bowl of soup and was full. Now only Zhishui, Jinhuo and the others were eating.

"Nani?"

Jin Huo was stunned, put down his bowl and chopsticks, frowned, and asked hurriedly: "Why? Brother Ming hasn't exercised for a long time, why did he suddenly call you back again? Isn't the front line stable? Also, hasn't the third generation abdicated? ?"

This issue is quite sensitive, and Shisui can't say much.

"Don't panic, go and say hello to the clan leader tomorrow morning and get me to the guard so that I can go out and play on the street."

Bullying men and dominating women, running rampant in the countryside.

This is one of the wise wishes, and now I finally have a chance.

As for whether it would smear Uchiha, he was not worried at all. This world cannot be muddied by Uchiha, nor can it be corrected by Naruda.

Zhisui was a little worried, "But the reputation of the Guard is not good in the village. If Brother Ming, you..."

"Tsk, what are you talking about! Don't you know what Brother Ming is like? Look at the people who just came to save me. Do you know what the people's wishes mean?"

......

Shisui lowered his head and ate the potatoes in the bowl in silence.

Gao Ming still followed the habit of his previous life. The dishes were all on one plate and not divided into plates. Shisui was a little uncomfortable with it.

So Gao Ming could only give him more food.

"Hmm~ That's right, Brother Ming is so nice, and the food he cooks is so delicious. He won't smear the clan members. Besides, does the reputation of a guard still need to be smeared? Impossible!"

The speaker has no intention, but the listener has the intention. Shisui has always been eager to change the village's view of Uchiha, but even Jinhuo can see that the current contradiction is still not taken seriously by the tribe.

slap~

Seeing Shisui starting to think deeply, Gao Ming raised his hand and slapped him on the head.

"generation!"

Zhishui was in pain and looked up at Gao Ming innocently.

"Children, don't think so much. If you think too much, you will become ugly easily. If you become ugly, I won't have to masturbate."

Shisui: "..."

The three of them chatted for a long time while eating. It was already nine o'clock when Jin Huo swallowed the last drop of vegetable oil with rice.

"It's getting late. Shisui drinks the medicine and goes back. Jin Huo will give him a ride."

Gao Ming gave the instructions clearly like an old mother, then put on an apron and took the pots and pans back to the kitchen to start cleaning.

"A city full of mist and rain, a terrace on the first floor, eh~ eh~ eh~ eh?"

【Fuck! its not right! How did I become a nanny? 】

Gao Ming, who was humming a song and washing the dishes happily, suddenly paused.

"I'm only thirteen years old!"

Gao Ming slapped the table with his palm, put down the bowl and chopsticks, looked at the dark night outside the window and murmured: "No, no, no, no, I want to bully men and dominate women, I want to run rampant in the countryside, I want to marry, I want to marry many, I How can you be a nanny at home!"

"This Jin Huo! I'm going to find a nanny tomorrow, and I'm also going to find a beautiful nanny. Am I supposed to do the cooking, washing the dishes, etc.? I really can't tell the difference between the big one and the big one!"

Pulling off his apron, Gao Ming returned to sit under the eaves with a serious look.

Shisui and Jinhui had already left, leaving only the tabletop that had not been cleared in the corridor.

Leaning against the wooden wall, Gao Ming waited for Jin Huo to come back for a long time.

Out of boredom, I opened the system to check.

Name: Akira Uchiha

Age: Thirteen

Yin attribute: LV9 (43251/90000)

Positive attribute: LV3 (11254/30000)

Fire attribute: LV3 (9957/30000)

Thunder attribute: LV1 (5928/10000)

Points: 1372

Money: 3750 million taels

Items: Anti-tank mine x4, large potion x27, explosive paper x48, Emperor Armor (experience card), Ultraman Tiga (summoning card), light props, basic meditation method, small potion x17, rapid growth potion x1, Transformation into a beast king...

Ability: Immortality

1372 points, this is the result of his continuous hard work in the past two months.

About seventy percent of it was exchanged for chakra extracted from himself. After all, chakra is a fusion of spiritual power and physical power. When his Yin attribute was improved, it also affected chakra.

amount of synthesis.

That's why Gao Ming didn't deliberately extract chakra, otherwise it would definitely be more than this.

"Hey, I originally wanted to come to ten companies twice when I saved up to two thousand."

But something will probably happen tomorrow. Although he won't die, he is afraid of death!

[System, give me ten rounds! 】

The cutscene went by quickly, and Gao Ming instructed before the light ball appeared: "Full open!"

[Congratulations to the host for obtaining the reward: True Sight Guard x3, Demon-Burning Blade x1, Teleportation Stone x1, Blue Fire-breathing Bicycle x1, Calming Body Fluid x1, Large Potion x12, Magic Talisman x1, Thermos Cup x1, Loudspeaker x1, Golden Light Spell*True]

[True Vision Guard: After placement, the scene with the guard as the center of the sphere and the radius of one kilometer will appear in the mind of the eye-piercing person in the form of a picture (note: the guard can illuminate invisible targets, but he cannot hide himself and may be exposed. Risk, please pay attention to hide when pressing and inserting.)]

[Demon Burning Blade: Every time you use this blade to slash, you can burn a certain amount of chakra in the enemy's body and cause this damage. (Note: This function cannot be circumvented. Even if it only hits the enemy's shield, it will trigger the effect. Please use it with caution.)]

[Teleportation Stone: Using this object, you can teleport to a location marked in advance ten seconds later, regardless of distance, but it can only be used once. 】

[Calcined body fluid: It can be used internally or externally. It contains magical power and can enhance physical energy. The effect of taking a bath after practicing is more effective when applied externally. Please be careful when taking it internally! 】

[Magic Talisman: Increases movement speed after use, lasts for fifteen minutes, and can only be used once. 】

[Golden Light Mantra*True: One of the eight great Taoist mantras. Practitioners can strengthen their bodies and avoid evil spirits. The formula is: Xuanzong of Heaven and Earth, Wan Qi’s root. After cultivating for hundreds of millions of kalpas, I have proven my supernatural power...the wisdom of the cave is so clear that my five energies are soaring. The golden light appears quickly and covers my body. 】

"Hey hey hey, hey hey hey~ It's posted!"

Except for the thermos cup, there are some things that can be used.

Gao Ming was overjoyed and began to figure out how to use these things.

[This guard is great, a ball with a radius of one thousand meters. How big is the Uchiha land? Three of them should be able to cover most places, but it is useless in the Uchiha land. If I put this thing in the Hokage Tower, If it's near Gen's base and the bathhouse, whether it's the movements of the third generation, Danzo's little moves, or the bathhouse in the village, bah bah bah. 】

"Cough cough."

Gao Ming raised his head, the serious expression on his face had disappeared at some point, and the corners of his mouth could not help but curl up, unable to control himself.

[No, no, no, I am a serious person, how can I spy on you! This is unethical. 】

......

emmm...

[No, no, no, I did it for the sake of the village, I had no choice but to do it, and it came to my mind on its own. Besides, at worst, I just don’t see it! 】

[Besides, no one knows anyway, hehehe~]

"This thermos cup seems to be something I will use frequently in the future."