Being in Konoha, starting with an immortal body

Gao Ming arrived at Kushina's house early that morning. The door was open and Obito and several people were also in the house.

"Hey hey hey, Brother Ming!"

As soon as Obito saw Gao Ming come in, he immediately came up to him with a slutty face.

"Are you asking for something from me?"

Obito curled his lips, looked back at Kushina and the others carefully, and whispered: "That, that's that..."

Ok?

Gao Ming was thinking hello, "If you have anything to say, just say it. You already call me Brother Ming. If you can help me, I will help you."

"Really!"

With a look of joy on his face, Obito pulled Gao Ming and said, "It was the recipe you borrowed from me last time. I learned to make some and gave it to Lin to taste. Lin liked it very much and wanted me to teach her, but, but..."

"Oh~"

Gao Ming remembered that before he died last time, he lent the recipe to Obito and told him not to pass it on to others, but Obito knew everything.

"You're quite fast. You learned it before I even buried my coffin. If you had been this fast, you wouldn't have been almost buried alive. Oh, that's all. You can teach me if you want. It's rare for us Uchiha clan to do it. Two people interested in women.”

Although there was some sarcasm in his words, Obito didn't mind at all. On the contrary, he was very happy. He hugged Lian Gaoming and rubbed his face hard.

"Thank you, Brother Ming! I love you the most!"

......

After giving Obito a slap in the face and asking Lin to apply medicine, Gao Ming was pulled by Kushina to sit on the sofa.

"I have perfected the sealing technique. You only need to inject chakra. However, the power in this mask is very evil. You must be careful when using it, otherwise it may contaminate your chakra."

Kushina frowned. She was a little wary of this mask, especially the power it contained to pollute the soul.

"It's okay, it's a small problem. I have a magic weapon left by the Immortal of Six Paths at home that can ward off evil spirits. It won't be a problem."

"Brother Ming, you have so many six-path magic weapons!"

Obito smiled foolishly and asked Lin to apply the medicine, while not forgetting to complain. Only Kakashi sat quietly reading a novel.

The one I read was "The Legend of Strong Perseverance" written by Jiraiya, which was probably recommended by Minato, otherwise no serious person would read this stuff.

"Uh hehe... maybe it's because my ancestor was closer to the Six Paths Sage."

Gao Ming couldn't help but laugh. He didn't know how Liu Dao felt in the underworld knowing that he had pulled out all his body.

"Thank you, teacher. I have brought the things back and will use them with caution. Teacher, take this. If you have nothing to do, you can drink some water and replenish it. The little one in your belly will be healthier."

Gao Ming didn't have anything suitable for pregnant women, so he simply took two large bottles of potion. Now everyone knows that this thing is a real miracle medicine, which is hard to buy for a lot of money. It is the best choice to give gifts door-to-door.

"This!"

The things were a little expensive, and even Kushina couldn't accept them. She opened her mouth to refuse, but Gao Ming held her down in advance.

"Take it, I still have some potions. One bottle is for the child. As for the other bottle, I didn't give it a apprenticeship gift before, so I just treated it as a refill. I won't need it anyway."

This is true. Gao Ming wanders around every day after practicing, and spends a lot of money. He takes the children in the village to play with him and buys them snacks and toys. He is the famous decadent child king in the village, but I don’t know what’s going on recently. , children are rarely seen on the road.

But overall, he is surprisingly likable, after all, he is handsome and rich.

"The teacher just accepted it for the child. Please thank Brother Xiao Ming quickly."

Kushina stroked her belly with a gentle expression.

"Hmm? The child hasn't been named yet?"

"No, Minato has been very troubled recently. We have been discussing it for a long time. Did Xiao Ming pay attention to it?"

"Hahaha, that might as well be called Spiral Flash Super Dance Roar..."

bang~

"No!"

Kushina clenched her fists and stared at Gao Ming.

Gao Ming chuckled, but had no intention of saying the word "Naruto", "Don't worry, it's still several months away."

Sasuke may be about to be born, but Naruto is still far away, so let them worry about the name.

"Xiao Ming, please stay for lunch today. I haven't seen you for ten days in a row. If you have nothing to do, you won't come to chat with the teacher. They have to do tasks but you don't do them. You really don't know how to come and accompany the teacher."

【Accompany you? Come on, if I had come here a few years earlier, I wouldn't have pushed you to the ground and beaten you until you called me daddy. 】

Although Gao Ming felt disgusted in his heart, his face was full of shyness.

"Recently, everyone is talking about me coming back from the dead. So many people are watching. I am embarrassed to go out. I am so shy."

.......

As soon as these words came out, the four of them were shocked.

Gao Ming was confused and asked: "What, what's wrong?"

[Just kidding, isn’t it? 】

"Amin, don't you know?" Kakashi put down the book and looked at Gao Ming with his dead fish eyes.

【...Guess if I know. 】

"Recently, people in the village are not only talking about your resurrection, but also many people are saying behind your back that you are the most shameless person in the Uchiha family once in a thousand years. You sold ancestral potions to bribe three generations, and you disowned your younger brother. He likes to tease and bully seventy-year-old old ladies, and he even joined the guard for this purpose. In addition..."

Hard, fist hard!

"Teasing? Go on, I can still handle it!"

Gao Ming gritted his teeth. It seemed that someone was doing something behind his back. It was really unreasonable.

"Besides, they say you are a pedophile and you idle around children every day to coax them, just to..."

bang~

Gao Ming suddenly became furious and smashed the table in front of him with his palm, his eyes fierce, "For what?"

The terrifying aura startled several people, and Kakashi glanced at Kushina for help.

"Hehehe, Xiao Ming, calm down first and listen slowly, hahahaha~"

Gao Ming sat down, crossed his legs and shook them.

"Well, it's okay. I'm very calm. Kakashi, please continue!"

"Well, you said you were close to the child just to satisfy some of your own desires..."

【These mice! 】

"Damn it, these lousy guys, they usually talk about Uchiha, but now they dare to mention my name directly. This is intolerable!"

Gao Ming clenched his fists. He hated people saying bad things about him behind his back. Is there anything that couldn't be solved face to face?

How could he, a good citizen like him, kill people on the street?

"Hmph, I won't eat, that's unreasonable. You really don't take my status as a guard seriously. Now let's go and let them understand why the people don't fight against the officials!"

After saying that, Gao Ming stood up and left.

Kushina quickly stopped her and persuaded her: "These are all...well, Danzo, yes, they are all Danzo. He must have felt uncomfortable when he saw you giving the third generation old man the potion but not giving him the potion, so he deliberately spread rumors and slanders. you,"

It doesn't matter if Danzo is not Danzo, Gao Ming just wants to take the opportunity to leave. If he stays, he will definitely be dragged to cook.