Konoha's Happy Naruto

"This... what's the situation?!"

Kakashi feels that his head hurts a little. Wait a while, he may need to go to the pharmacy. I heard that there are often discounts on painkillers there?

Shizune: "The mission hall is much deserted now, because more than [-]% of the Konoha genin are only completing their mission share for the month, and the remaining time is basically delivering things part-time. Tsunade-sama is angry because of this matter. "

"If that's the case, wouldn't it be better to just ban genin from sending things?" Sakura asked.

"It's not that simple. How should I put it? Tsunade-sama is angry not because the genin gave us something, but because no one accepted the D-class mission."

Shizune explained vaguely, because it was not easy to tell these genin about this matter.

At first, the food delivery platform only delivered food, but now that every village has been connected to the Internet, the platform has been expanded and revised, and was renamed the 'Buy Something' logistics platform, which can now deliver almost anything.

The scope of responsibility mainly includes Konoha and surrounding villages and towns.

The lack of pictures was also solved by the imagination of Wuhe Noichi and others.

Inspired by the LOGO of their own platform, they created a graphic text similar to emojis to replace pictures and express the appearance of objects vividly. Although it is not as good as real pictures, it is much better than nothing.

Hieroglyphics were created in the ninja world because the Internet speed was too slow.

When Naruto found out, he was speechless.

If the logistics platform becomes bigger, Konoha will be able to obtain higher taxes, the happiness index of the villagers will increase, and the village will have the funds to develop and grow faster.

This is a win-win-win situation.

And according to the calculations of Shikaku and others, even if the genin do not take on D-level missions now, the village's income will be [-] to [-]% higher than before.

However, the efficiency of completing tasks has decreased, which has damaged the village's reputation in this regard. Although there are only fewer people doing D-level tasks, the amount of C-level, B-level, and even A-level tasks will also increase over time. and was implicated.

But the most ridiculous point is here. After a lot of calculations, the conclusion is that even if the task volume is reduced due to the involvement, the village's income is still higher than before.

Shikaku was shocked because he saw the hope of being able to feed the village without the need for missions or funds from daimyo.

But this also raises a problem, that is, the role of the 'Daimyo' has been reduced.

Because the daimyo's main constraint on the Ninja Village is the annual funding, and now this constraint is loosened.

Shikaku could already vaguely see that as Naruto continued to cause trouble, the name of the Daimyo would gradually decline or even disappear.

But he didn't mention it to anyone because he didn't like the daimyo either.

Part of the factor in the Great Ninja World War was caused by the funding of the Daimyo Ka Ninja Village.

A certain country of wind is named here.

Therefore, Tsunade's headache is how to complete the D-class mission as efficiently as before without moving the logistics.

Otherwise, this mere platform would have been hammered into slag long ago under the iron fist of the Hokage's dictatorship.

Seeing that Shizune didn't want to talk, Kakashi took the initiative to change the topic.

"Then why do they all wear this kind of clothes? I remember Naruto's platform, there seems to be no clothing regulations, right?"

"This dress..."

Shizune pressed her temples and said with a headache:

"The efficiency of delivering things is related to taijutsu. The best taijutsu in the village is Kai. In order to make more money, these genin went to ask Kai for his taijutsu skills. At the beginning, only a small number of them went. Kai didn’t refuse, he just gave them these tights after teaching.”

"Later on, more and more guys came to Kai to ask for advice on physical skills, and they would also consciously prepare a tight suit like this... That's how Konoha became. Moreover, that guy Kai also used the Eight Gate Dungeon His training methods were handed over to some ninjas he recognized, and those who shouted about youth were basically ninjas who were practicing the Eight Gate Dunjia."

"But according to Kai, there is only a little guy named Uchiha Tokuma who can barely open the door."

At the end of the sentence, Shizune had a strange look on her face.

Everything else was easy to say, but the Uchiha in Konoha now was completely different from the Uchiha she knew.

The Uchiha in his memory, his elegant dancing in battle, his terrifying shuriken micro-manipulation skills, and his frightening pupil technique.

In the real Uchiha, the armored humanoid Gundam, powerful and violent physical techniques, gradually reduced to the auxiliary Sharingan eye technique.

I always feel that Uchiha is getting weirder and weirder, and so does the village.

After hearing this, Jiraiya let out a long sigh, then turned around and left with his hands behind his back, an uncontrollable sad... smile on his lips.

Shizune: "Jiraiya-sama, where are you going?"

Jiraiya: "I'm going to buy some beef jerky and nuts, and then go to the hospital to see Naruto."

Mute: "..."

I read a lot, you can't fool me.

I heard you humming a tune just now!

Jiraiya: Today is a good day~

In the evening, Konoha Hospital.

Familiar ward, familiar smell.

Naruto was tied up like a mummy again. He stretched out his hand tremblingly and wrote with difficulty in a small notebook.

"We must hit Tsunade's dog head!"

I have already written down a lot in my little notebook, and Naruto wants to beat the guy with a bad head.

The first one on the list is Jiuwei, winner of nearly [-] times in the Ming Fox Competition.

The second place is Raikage, because he once sent someone to snatch his wife, so he needs to be beaten hard!

The third one was Kakashi. Naruto also forgot the reason, but he wrote it down in his notebook anyway.

The fourth place was originally Orochimaru, but he passed it during the Chunin Examination.

So it was Tsunade, the old woman who ended up in the hospital twice.

Putting away the small notebook, Naruto lay on the bed: "Just wait, I, Uzumaki Naruto, will one day rise!"

At this time, Jiraiya walked in carrying a bunch of things.

"Hey, isn't this my 'Three Good Disciples who are considerate'? How did you get injured like this? Did you accidentally fall while walking?"

Naruto: "...Nizuokai!"

(╬￣dish￣)convex

……

Naruto Office.

Tsunade was reading the mission report submitted by Kakashi.

After seeing this mission report, she felt a headache.

When she saw Tsurugi Fubuki, who was frozen into ice, she realized that Naruto might be capable of causing trouble, but she didn't expect that he could cause trouble so well.

Go out on a mission and kill a king by the way?

Fortunately, these guys still know how to find a reason to get themselves out of it.

"But the current leader of the Snow Kingdom is Fenghua Xiaoxue? The ice and snow park plan... will send someone to contact it at that time, and we can provide appropriate material support."

Tsunade knocked on the table, and an ANBU appeared, taking away the outline of the plan she had just written and giving it to Shikaku.

"As for the brat Naruto..."

Pressing her eyebrows, Tsunade didn't know where to throw Naruto.

Stay in the village, you'll get a headache, throw it out, are you killing a king?

Do you want Konoha's reputation anymore?

Does anyone dare to send the mission to Konoha?

"Hey, let's stay in the village and observe for a while."