Konoha's Happy Naruto
Chapter 105 1 When I entered the door, I saw Tsunade beating Jiraiya (3000)
Entering the Hokage Building, as soon as he arrived outside the Hokage's office, Naruto heard the sound of banging things coming from inside, as well as the noise of Tsunade and Jiraiya.
The movement is not small.
It's so intense, what are these two doing in the office so early in the morning?
crunch.
The door of the office was opened, and Naruto poked his head to check: "What...do you want from me?!"
Because it was so unexpected, the tone of my voice changed slightly at the end.
Naruto's hands were faster than his brain, and he immediately took out his camera and took a picture.
In the photo, Jiraiya was clearly being pinned down on the table, struggling to avoid Tsunade with both hands. Dou Dou was frightened and ran away in panic under the table.
Nice!
I collected such interesting photos early in the morning.
Shock!The Fifth Hokage failed in his pursuit of Jiraiya and actually used force to persuade him!
Naruto felt that this title was good and the people of the ninja world would like it very much.
If a newspaper were opened, this would be the headlines in the ninja world, the kind that would be sold out of stock.
You should keep this photo carefully, and take it out as a gift when Jiraiya and Tsunade get married.
However, Naruto felt that there was a high possibility that this photo would be smashed into his hands.
It always feels like Jiraiya and Tsunade's wedding date is far away.
Putting away the camera, Naruto wanted to exit: "I didn't see anything, you two continue."
"What are you going to do? Come in quickly. I'll be waiting for you."
Jiraiya dragged Naruto in, closed the door, and pretended as if nothing happened just now, patting Naruto as if brushing off the dust.
Suddenly, Kyuubi's voice sounded in Naruto's heart: "Naruto, Jiraiya wants to do something bad."
Naruto subconsciously touched the camera, but it was still there.
But looking at the hand getting closer and closer to the camera, one knew Jiraiya's purpose.
The lecherous old man actually wants to steal the photos I took so hard?
Do you know how difficult it is to capture these moments?
You don't know, you only know to chase Tsunade.
Naruto pouted, calmly took out the film from the camera, and then inserted a mini potato mine into it.
If you want to take it, then take it.
As a considerate and considerate disciple, how can I not give it to you?
Not only did I give it to you, I also added some extra gifts, I hope you will like it when the time comes.
Because he was in the Hokage's office, Jiraiya didn't use his perception ability, so he didn't know that the camera had been dropped.
"Naruto, why are you covered with so much dirt?"
His palms slapped on Naruto's body, and when he passed somewhere, he brought out the afterimage and grabbed it quickly.
When he took his hand back, he already had the camera in his hand.
Naruto pretended not to know: "Ah, maybe it was from digging potatoes. I just dug a small one, and it got so much soil on it."
Jiraiya didn't know what was wrong with Naruto, but he still said: "Stop playing tricks, I'll wait for you."
"Wait for me? What is it that so many of you can't solve?" Naruto found a seat and sat down.
There are three other people in the office, Kakashi, Nara Shikaku and Shizune.
Shizune looked at Tsunade with a sad expression as usual.
It may be calculating how much money is left after paying off the debt this month.
After Tsunade is unable to escape her debts like before, part of her salary will be directly used to pay off her debts.
There was only a little bit of salary left, and Tsunade would secretly gamble with it.
If they hadn't been in charge of food and housing in the village after becoming Hokage, the two of them might have ended up living on the streets.
Shizune was so worried that her hair was about to fall out. She had already begun to think about a side job of raising pigs.
Kakashi seemed more capable, but he was still listless.
Because in the past two days, he was dragged by Kai to the green kappa training camp to experience youth.
Now he felt that in front of him, there were still a large group of green-skinned kappas shouting about youth wandering around. Moreover, after looking at the group of green-skinned kappas for a long time, he actually felt that the clothes were not that ugly.
Kakashi felt that he had been brainwashed and needed to swim in the ocean of knowledge to wake up.
But Jiraiya's new book is far away, and it may take a long time for Kakashi's ocean of knowledge to be infused with new vitality.
Shikaku looked at Naruto curiously. This was his first time observing the 'most unexpected' ninja in the village at such a close range.
The scars on his face gave him a different aura than Shikamaru.
"Naruto, do you have any solution to the backlog of D-level tasks?" Tsunade sat casually on her seat. Everyone here was acquaintances, so there was no need to act like Hokage.
Naruto said tentatively: "Increase the task amount?"
Tsunade and Jiraiya said nothing, still staring at Naruto.
They have eliminated the plan to increase the amount. If only Konoha's mission rewards are increased, it will only cause a decline in the number of commissions.
Moreover, ninjas can run fast, climb over walls and take shortcuts, and earn a lot of money delivering food.
If you want to be attractive to genin who deliver food, the D-level task remuneration may have to be increased to a level close to C-level, which the employer will never accept.
It was Kakashi who broke the silence: "Naruto, the main purpose of coming to you this time is to use your extraordinary thinking to come up with an appropriate solution. If it is solved, the village will count you as completing a B-level mission."
I feel like you're not praising me... Naruto looked at Kakashi, then looked at Tsunade: "What's the reward? Let me tell you first, I'm not interested in money."
What Naruto said was true. He had already achieved this goal. The daily net profit of his store was enough to pay for an S-level mission, so it didn't matter whether it was money or not.
"What do you want?" Tsunade asked.
"what do you want?"
Naruto repeated, he really hadn't thought about this problem.
But he doesn't want much. The first thing on the list is to marry Hinata.The second one is to attack the guys who were recorded in notebooks, and the third one is to use the Internet.
But none of these three Tsunade could complete.
You can't tell Tsunade, 'Don't move, stick your head over and let me pound it?' '
Even honest people know this is impossible.
At least Tsunade must be tied up with a rope first.
After thinking about it, Naruto thought of the Flying Thunder God that he had always coveted.
"How about showing me the sealed book?"
"Naruto, don't be ridiculous. The ninjutsu in the book of seals are all forbidden techniques, and the reward from just one B-level mission is not enough to redeem the ninjutsu in the book of seals."
Jiraiya reminded Naruto not to seek death.
Because Tsunade was angry, the first person to be beaten was Jiraiya, who was sitting next to Tsunade.
However, Jiraiya seemed to enjoy this matter a little bit, always testing on the edge of danger. If this were not the case, Tsunade would not have hit him before.
Naruto quickly covered his eyes, feeling that Jiraiya was becoming more and more immoral in front of Tsunade.
"The B-level tasks are not enough, but the total contribution I have made to the village should be enough. Look at the passionate delivery people outside. I am responsible for all this."
Tsunade's eyes widened: "Are you still embarrassed to mention this?"
Naruto glared back confidently.
"Why can't I mention that although a lot of green-skinned kappas have been created, is this something I can control? This is an accident!"
"...You are only allowed to choose one ninjutsu from the Book of Sealings."
Tsunade directly drew the bottom line, because this matter really gave her a headache. There were still a lot of problems to be solved in the village, and she couldn't delay on one thing for too long.
"Okay, I reluctantly agreed."
One by one, anyway, the only one Naruto wanted to learn was the Flying Thunder God. After agreeing, he quickly thought about situations similar to the current situation in his mind.
The tasks are simple, but there are too many to complete. There are not enough manpower in the organization and the budget cannot be increased...
Naruto's eyes lit up.
Isn’t this what happens when tutors assign topics to graduate students!
But now there are no free graduate students, so... students from Ninja School!
Naruto spoke his thoughts.
Tsunade and the others looked at each other, feeling that it was feasible, and started discussing quickly.
Naruto was bored, so he summoned a frozen lettuce to nibble on. The office was too hot.
But this time I won’t make iced juice, otherwise I will have to take it away from Tsunade again.
"It's not too difficult to execute. The tasks performed by a genin team can be done by two or three ninja school student teams. The scope is limited to the village, and safety is no problem."
"But if students make money, won't it have a bad impact? I'm afraid those parents will object. After all, this is a delay in learning."
When Shikaku spoke, he looked at Naruto.
"This problem is easy to solve." Naruto took two bites of frozen lettuce and said, "It's not good for students to make money, so don't give them money."
"Let them do it in vain? Then the parents will object even more."
"Won't you try another way? Convert the money you get from completing tasks into credits according to a certain ratio, and then the village will build a ninjutsu reading room in the ninja school, put some low-level ninjutsu or training experience in it, and borrow it The ninjutsu and experience need to be exchanged for credits."
"Ninjutsu can be reused, and the village can also use the rewards for completing tasks to expand the school, or do other things. I don't need to say more about how to spend the money. Of course, if you feel that you can't spend all the money, You can give it to me.”
Regarding the Ninja School, Naruto had long wanted to complain.
Graduated civilian ninjas know nothing except the Three Body Techniques, which is okay in peacetime, but in wartime, there is no other way except cannon fodder.
Build a ninjutsu reading room and give them a way to survive.
"This...can be considered."
Tsunade nodded, agreeing. This plan may be blocked by the ninja family, but now that the top management has been purged, she feels that she can withstand it.
"Draw up a plan and prepare to try..."
Before he could finish speaking, there was a commotion outside.
The five people in the office looked around and saw a huge creature appearing inside Konoha Village.
"Huge psychic beast, enemy invasion? That location is Satomi Hill Villa!"
"Roar!!!"
A huge roar came out.
Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Kakashi rushed over with the teleportation technique at the same time, and Shikaku and Shizune quickly left to mobilize manpower.
Naruto stood by the window with an incredulous look on his face. The frozen lettuce in his hand fell to the ground and was taken away by the dolphin.
"This is... Tyrannosaurus rex?!"
The movement is not small.
It's so intense, what are these two doing in the office so early in the morning?
crunch.
The door of the office was opened, and Naruto poked his head to check: "What...do you want from me?!"
Because it was so unexpected, the tone of my voice changed slightly at the end.
Naruto's hands were faster than his brain, and he immediately took out his camera and took a picture.
In the photo, Jiraiya was clearly being pinned down on the table, struggling to avoid Tsunade with both hands. Dou Dou was frightened and ran away in panic under the table.
Nice!
I collected such interesting photos early in the morning.
Shock!The Fifth Hokage failed in his pursuit of Jiraiya and actually used force to persuade him!
Naruto felt that this title was good and the people of the ninja world would like it very much.
If a newspaper were opened, this would be the headlines in the ninja world, the kind that would be sold out of stock.
You should keep this photo carefully, and take it out as a gift when Jiraiya and Tsunade get married.
However, Naruto felt that there was a high possibility that this photo would be smashed into his hands.
It always feels like Jiraiya and Tsunade's wedding date is far away.
Putting away the camera, Naruto wanted to exit: "I didn't see anything, you two continue."
"What are you going to do? Come in quickly. I'll be waiting for you."
Jiraiya dragged Naruto in, closed the door, and pretended as if nothing happened just now, patting Naruto as if brushing off the dust.
Suddenly, Kyuubi's voice sounded in Naruto's heart: "Naruto, Jiraiya wants to do something bad."
Naruto subconsciously touched the camera, but it was still there.
But looking at the hand getting closer and closer to the camera, one knew Jiraiya's purpose.
The lecherous old man actually wants to steal the photos I took so hard?
Do you know how difficult it is to capture these moments?
You don't know, you only know to chase Tsunade.
Naruto pouted, calmly took out the film from the camera, and then inserted a mini potato mine into it.
If you want to take it, then take it.
As a considerate and considerate disciple, how can I not give it to you?
Not only did I give it to you, I also added some extra gifts, I hope you will like it when the time comes.
Because he was in the Hokage's office, Jiraiya didn't use his perception ability, so he didn't know that the camera had been dropped.
"Naruto, why are you covered with so much dirt?"
His palms slapped on Naruto's body, and when he passed somewhere, he brought out the afterimage and grabbed it quickly.
When he took his hand back, he already had the camera in his hand.
Naruto pretended not to know: "Ah, maybe it was from digging potatoes. I just dug a small one, and it got so much soil on it."
Jiraiya didn't know what was wrong with Naruto, but he still said: "Stop playing tricks, I'll wait for you."
"Wait for me? What is it that so many of you can't solve?" Naruto found a seat and sat down.
There are three other people in the office, Kakashi, Nara Shikaku and Shizune.
Shizune looked at Tsunade with a sad expression as usual.
It may be calculating how much money is left after paying off the debt this month.
After Tsunade is unable to escape her debts like before, part of her salary will be directly used to pay off her debts.
There was only a little bit of salary left, and Tsunade would secretly gamble with it.
If they hadn't been in charge of food and housing in the village after becoming Hokage, the two of them might have ended up living on the streets.
Shizune was so worried that her hair was about to fall out. She had already begun to think about a side job of raising pigs.
Kakashi seemed more capable, but he was still listless.
Because in the past two days, he was dragged by Kai to the green kappa training camp to experience youth.
Now he felt that in front of him, there were still a large group of green-skinned kappas shouting about youth wandering around. Moreover, after looking at the group of green-skinned kappas for a long time, he actually felt that the clothes were not that ugly.
Kakashi felt that he had been brainwashed and needed to swim in the ocean of knowledge to wake up.
But Jiraiya's new book is far away, and it may take a long time for Kakashi's ocean of knowledge to be infused with new vitality.
Shikaku looked at Naruto curiously. This was his first time observing the 'most unexpected' ninja in the village at such a close range.
The scars on his face gave him a different aura than Shikamaru.
"Naruto, do you have any solution to the backlog of D-level tasks?" Tsunade sat casually on her seat. Everyone here was acquaintances, so there was no need to act like Hokage.
Naruto said tentatively: "Increase the task amount?"
Tsunade and Jiraiya said nothing, still staring at Naruto.
They have eliminated the plan to increase the amount. If only Konoha's mission rewards are increased, it will only cause a decline in the number of commissions.
Moreover, ninjas can run fast, climb over walls and take shortcuts, and earn a lot of money delivering food.
If you want to be attractive to genin who deliver food, the D-level task remuneration may have to be increased to a level close to C-level, which the employer will never accept.
It was Kakashi who broke the silence: "Naruto, the main purpose of coming to you this time is to use your extraordinary thinking to come up with an appropriate solution. If it is solved, the village will count you as completing a B-level mission."
I feel like you're not praising me... Naruto looked at Kakashi, then looked at Tsunade: "What's the reward? Let me tell you first, I'm not interested in money."
What Naruto said was true. He had already achieved this goal. The daily net profit of his store was enough to pay for an S-level mission, so it didn't matter whether it was money or not.
"What do you want?" Tsunade asked.
"what do you want?"
Naruto repeated, he really hadn't thought about this problem.
But he doesn't want much. The first thing on the list is to marry Hinata.The second one is to attack the guys who were recorded in notebooks, and the third one is to use the Internet.
But none of these three Tsunade could complete.
You can't tell Tsunade, 'Don't move, stick your head over and let me pound it?' '
Even honest people know this is impossible.
At least Tsunade must be tied up with a rope first.
After thinking about it, Naruto thought of the Flying Thunder God that he had always coveted.
"How about showing me the sealed book?"
"Naruto, don't be ridiculous. The ninjutsu in the book of seals are all forbidden techniques, and the reward from just one B-level mission is not enough to redeem the ninjutsu in the book of seals."
Jiraiya reminded Naruto not to seek death.
Because Tsunade was angry, the first person to be beaten was Jiraiya, who was sitting next to Tsunade.
However, Jiraiya seemed to enjoy this matter a little bit, always testing on the edge of danger. If this were not the case, Tsunade would not have hit him before.
Naruto quickly covered his eyes, feeling that Jiraiya was becoming more and more immoral in front of Tsunade.
"The B-level tasks are not enough, but the total contribution I have made to the village should be enough. Look at the passionate delivery people outside. I am responsible for all this."
Tsunade's eyes widened: "Are you still embarrassed to mention this?"
Naruto glared back confidently.
"Why can't I mention that although a lot of green-skinned kappas have been created, is this something I can control? This is an accident!"
"...You are only allowed to choose one ninjutsu from the Book of Sealings."
Tsunade directly drew the bottom line, because this matter really gave her a headache. There were still a lot of problems to be solved in the village, and she couldn't delay on one thing for too long.
"Okay, I reluctantly agreed."
One by one, anyway, the only one Naruto wanted to learn was the Flying Thunder God. After agreeing, he quickly thought about situations similar to the current situation in his mind.
The tasks are simple, but there are too many to complete. There are not enough manpower in the organization and the budget cannot be increased...
Naruto's eyes lit up.
Isn’t this what happens when tutors assign topics to graduate students!
But now there are no free graduate students, so... students from Ninja School!
Naruto spoke his thoughts.
Tsunade and the others looked at each other, feeling that it was feasible, and started discussing quickly.
Naruto was bored, so he summoned a frozen lettuce to nibble on. The office was too hot.
But this time I won’t make iced juice, otherwise I will have to take it away from Tsunade again.
"It's not too difficult to execute. The tasks performed by a genin team can be done by two or three ninja school student teams. The scope is limited to the village, and safety is no problem."
"But if students make money, won't it have a bad impact? I'm afraid those parents will object. After all, this is a delay in learning."
When Shikaku spoke, he looked at Naruto.
"This problem is easy to solve." Naruto took two bites of frozen lettuce and said, "It's not good for students to make money, so don't give them money."
"Let them do it in vain? Then the parents will object even more."
"Won't you try another way? Convert the money you get from completing tasks into credits according to a certain ratio, and then the village will build a ninjutsu reading room in the ninja school, put some low-level ninjutsu or training experience in it, and borrow it The ninjutsu and experience need to be exchanged for credits."
"Ninjutsu can be reused, and the village can also use the rewards for completing tasks to expand the school, or do other things. I don't need to say more about how to spend the money. Of course, if you feel that you can't spend all the money, You can give it to me.”
Regarding the Ninja School, Naruto had long wanted to complain.
Graduated civilian ninjas know nothing except the Three Body Techniques, which is okay in peacetime, but in wartime, there is no other way except cannon fodder.
Build a ninjutsu reading room and give them a way to survive.
"This...can be considered."
Tsunade nodded, agreeing. This plan may be blocked by the ninja family, but now that the top management has been purged, she feels that she can withstand it.
"Draw up a plan and prepare to try..."
Before he could finish speaking, there was a commotion outside.
The five people in the office looked around and saw a huge creature appearing inside Konoha Village.
"Huge psychic beast, enemy invasion? That location is Satomi Hill Villa!"
"Roar!!!"
A huge roar came out.
Tsunade, Jiraiya, and Kakashi rushed over with the teleportation technique at the same time, and Shikaku and Shizune quickly left to mobilize manpower.
Naruto stood by the window with an incredulous look on his face. The frozen lettuce in his hand fell to the ground and was taken away by the dolphin.
"This is... Tyrannosaurus rex?!"
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