Konoha's Happy Naruto

In the evening, the convoy stopped and began to set up camp to prepare for rest.

Naruto had many shadow clones and did it very quickly. When he came out of the tent, he saw Sasuke standing there motionless, like a statue.

"Sasuke, what are you looking at?"

"Look at the sand sculpture."

Sasuke stared at Naruto and answered seriously, then pointed at the sand sculpture made by Kai and Xiao Li not far away.

Naruto smiled, his teeth squeaking.

Has this bitch gotten itchy again recently?

"Can you be more precise?"

"Accurately?" Sasuke thought for a while: "Look at the big sand sculpture."

Isn't it over? Naruto rolled up his sleeves and was about to tell Sasuke why the flowers were so red, but was stopped by Xianyu Ka.

"Stop making trouble, it's time to eat. Today's dinner is specially made by Kate... um, youth cuisine, um, youth cuisine."

Kakashi repeated it, and even through the mask, you could see that his expression was no longer tense.

"Youth cuisine? Teacher Kai can cook? How does it taste?"

"The taste... is very special." Kakashi couldn't think of other adjectives.

Naruto became interested and wanted to take a look, this was quite new.

But it makes sense to think about it. Although Kai is very passionate, passionate people also need to eat. When he was a child, Kai was not the jounin he is now. Without such an income, he would have starved to death if he could not cook.

Everyone knows that Kaihuang can kick off the finale, but who has ever eaten the food cooked by Kaihuang?

You have to see this.

Moreover, Naruto was curious about how Kai cooked, but before, their meals had always been provided by the team.

A green kappa in an apron?

Just thinking about it makes people...eyesick.

But soon, Naruto regretted his decision.

Because the place where Kai and Xiao Li were cooking was exactly where Sasuke said the 'big sand sculpture' was.

It's not appropriate to call it a sand sculpture, because this thing is actually a simple stove built by Kai, a stove full of youthful atmosphere.

If it weren't for the pot placed on it, Naruto might not even recognize it as a stove.

Whose stove has an arm holding a thumb up?

Oh, there are two, and there is a small circle next to it. It looks like Xiao Li made it.

The scene where Kai and Xiao Li are cooking is also a bit bohemian.

There was no apron or anything like that as Naruto imagined, just a pair of emerald green tights, full of energy.

Youthful slogans abound.

The iron pot flipped rapidly, and the food inside jumped into the air, and even formed a circle because of the speed.

The performance is impressive, but the taste is questionable.

Because this is a desert and there is no shelter around, there is probably a considerable amount of sand mixed in the food.

Naruto's eyelids jumped when he saw it, and he turned around and asked: "Are you sure you can eat the food made like this?"

"Maybe, Kai can use chakra to separate the sand around the iron pot..." Kakashi was not sure.

"That's not the point. Didn't you see that the food was almost dark? You still didn't stop them and let them continue to behave like this. What are they going to eat tonight? Also, how did they suddenly think of cooking? About this?"

Naruto looked at the state of Kai and Xiao Li. It didn't look like they were cooking, but rather like they were breaking steel bars.

Do those dishes have a grudge against you?

Stop it, the food is getting darker. If it continues like this, it will turn into big black coals.

"Stop? Who can stop you when you do something?" Kakashi looked over with dead fish eyes.

"As for how I came up with it, it was because of a passionate youth speech given by a certain guy named Uzumaki Naruto some time ago. Kai has wanted to make youth dishes many times along the way. In this situation, he has already been suppressed. Can’t go down anymore.”

Of course Kakashi stopped him for the sake of his belly.

But he couldn't stop him all the time. After all, Kai was his good friend, and all he wanted to do was make a meal.

Although the cooked food looks unappetizing, the worst thing is... I'm going to be hungry.

Anyway, I still have soldiers’ food pills in my ninja bag. If I’m a bit more cheeky, I can go somewhere else to get some food tonight.

Because Kai had to cook, the team did not prepare meals for Kakashi and others tonight.

Naruto stretched out his finger, turned it, and pointed it at himself.

There is even a pot of its own in here?

I just want to trick Tsunade!

Why was I the first one to get hurt?

It can only be said that the plan cannot keep up with the changes.

and……

"I didn't talk about my youth about cooking, did I?" Naruto recalled and confirmed.

Kakashi smiled and said nothing.

If you didn't tell me, wouldn't Kai introduce the old and bring out the new on his own?

I had never thought of this before, just because no one helped Kai open his mind.

Now Naruto's introduction has pointed out the direction, so without delaying his practice, Kai and Xiao Li will further improve the definition of youth.

So now, their youth has not only expanded in scope, but has even extended into some strange directions.

Cuisine is contained in these strange directions.

As for the rest.

Including but not limited to, competition when going to the toilet, competition when eating, competition when sleeping, etc.

Of course, the above competitions were conducted by Kai and Kakashi.

Kakashi experienced a new experience that he had never experienced before.

It only took 3 minutes, and he... hated this competition.

Kakashi was miserable about this, and even missed the old Kai.

In the past, Kai was still so simple and easy to fool, and he could quickly fool him with rock, paper, scissors, but now Kai can no longer get satisfaction from such a simple competition.

Kakashi felt his body was getting weaker again and he wanted to retire.

While Naruto and Kakashi were talking, Kai and Xiao Li had already prepared the rice and served it.

"Everyone, please use it slowly."

The two looked at the group of people expectantly.

Naruto had mixed feelings in his heart. There was something wrong with the rice in front of him!

The rice on the dinner plate is covered with a layer of... bright black curry, hot and bubbling.

The nose twitched.

The aroma of the food was not smelled, because the air was filled with burnt and spicy smells.

If he hadn't known that Kai was absolutely fine, he would have thought that Kai was sent by Danzo to assassinate him.

Trying to poison myself with these foods.

He popped a bubble with a spoon, and the black soup splashed all over Naruto's face, making him unable to keep it down.

The more I look at this thing, the more it looks like Venom from the Marvel movies.

terrible.

"Is this kind of thing really okay?" Naruto expressed doubt.

"Don't worry, this is a magical dish I learned in a mysterious shop. Although this is my first time making it, it looks pretty good!"

Kai took two big bites, and his body began to tremble uncontrollably: "This is the taste! Although it is not very authentic, it should be [-]% of the standard! Youthful!"

Xiao Li was also eating next to him, and his reaction was more obvious than Kai's.

His face was turning red at a speed visible to the naked eye, and white steam was rising from his head.

Before that, Naruto had always thought that Steam Princess was synonymous with cuteness, just like his own Hinata.

Until today I saw Xiao Li, the 'Steam Girl'.

What kind of weird way is this to open?

It's a nightmare!

Stop talking and go wash your eyes.

But what can be confirmed now is that this rice is not poisonous, and there is no inedible things like sand in it.

Except that the appearance and taste may be a little strange due to the production method, in general it still belongs to the category of food.

But after struggling with the spoon for a long time, Naruto didn't dare to take his mouth off.

Eating this dark delicacy into your stomach is simply an arduous task that is difficult to accomplish.

He secretly glanced at his surroundings.

Kai was warmly greeting Kakashi to eat, while Xiao Li was already eating until tears were streaming down his face, and he was still shouting about youth in a low voice.

After making sure that the two were not paying attention to him, Naruto secretly summoned a Big Mouth Flower at his feet.

"I'll give you something delicious, open your mouth."

But the big-mouthed flower has no intelligence and cannot understand human speech. Perhaps only Dave, who speaks crookedly, can communicate normally with these plants.

So Naruto thought for a second, then opened Dazuihua's mouth and poured the rice directly into it.

Kai and Xiao Li's efforts were not wasted, and no food was wasted.

perfect.

Then, Naruto saw the big-mouthed flower who had eaten the food, as if he was drunk.

Staggering, swaying, Bachi fell to the ground, unconscious.

Naruto observed two seconds of silence at this.

"It's so miserable. This kind of youthful food is really not something I can bear at my age. I'll give it a try when I grow up... and die."

Forget it while you are alive.

Life is too short, why jump in line.

Clapping his hands and preparing to leave, Naruto was surprised to find that the plate in front of him was filled with food again.

"What the hell, does this thing have an automatic refill function? Or did Kai notice my little move?"

Look up.

Kai and Xiao Li, eating and eating, pestering Kakashi and Kakashi, did not pay attention to themselves.

"No, I remember that I had clearly poured the food into Dazui Hua's mouth. Could it be that there is something wrong with my memory..."

Stopping mid-sentence, Naruto keenly noticed from the corner of his eyes that Sasuke's dinner plate next to him was empty!

This can't happen!

That bitch Sasuke actually poured food into my bowl!

Sure enough, my skin is itchy!

But Naruto couldn't have an attack now for fear of attracting Kai's attention.

He could only glare at Sasuke, and then summon a new big-mouthed flower again to get rid of the food in front of him.

The first one didn't work, and it hasn't recovered yet.

After everything was done, as expected, a new plate of untouched food appeared in front of me.

This time it's Sakura.

What's even more outrageous is that he still has his empty plate in his hand!

These two are indeed a pair!

"You two have gone too far!" Naruto growled softly.

"I'm sorry, but I really can't keep my mouth shut when it comes to this kind of food. Please help me, just this once." Sakura clasped her hands together, showing the rare weakness that a girl should have.

It’s really hard for Brother Ying.

Forget it, for the sake of your husband making so much money for me over the years, I did this favor.

Naruto handed over the empty dinner plate and continued to harm the new big-mouthed flower.

then……

Naruto saw Tenten staring at him eagerly. Although Neji didn't look directly at him, he kept looking this way.

What else can I say, one is my uncle and the other is probably my future sister-in-law.

For the sake of future family stability, help!

Quietly exchange empty plates.

As a result, there were two more fallen big-mouthed flowers on the ground.

While Gai was still pestering Kakashi, a group of people said, "I'm full," and quickly left here with the unconscious Big Mouth Flower in their arms.

Kakashi: Come back quickly, I can't bear it alone.

"Naruto, thank you so much this time. Teacher Kai always does some troublesome things. By the way, are those plants okay?"

While Tiantian dragged Neci to thank him, he didn't forget to complain.

She was worried about the plants, too.

Naruto's plant shop is doing very well now, and some of them are even sold to other cities, so most people know about this thing.

During the sales process, they have been promoting that this thing has no wisdom, but there are some things that girls cannot explain clearly.

"The plant is fine, take it back and rest for a few days and it will recover." Naruto also wanted to tease Neji, but he felt a little uncomfortable, so he didn't say anything.

After a brief chat, Naruto was ready to find trouble with Sasuke.

If this bitch hadn't started it, would he have done this?

But before that, these five dying big-mouthed flowers must be settled first.

Although the big-mouthed flower has no wisdom, it has done him a big favor after all. It would be a bit bad to just throw it away after using it.

Try to salvage it.

"I need to find some flower pots. Will sunlight help this situation?"

Just do what you say, but after testing, sunlight has little effect on the current situation of the big-mouthed flower.

Because this is not an injury, just indigestion, at most a little food poisoning.

"It seems we can only let the plant recover on its own."

After placing the five big-mouthed flowers in the tent, Naruto clenched his fists and left, ready to tell Sasuke why the flowers were so red.

……

Itachi and Kisame followed Zetsu's map and quickly found the convoy escorted by Naruto and others.

"Mr. Itachi, the location Zetsu provided is just ahead. Do you want to go directly?"

After confirming again, Kisame put away the map and held Samehada's hand, because according to intelligence, there was also a green-skinned kappa who had kicked him in Konoha Village in the camp ahead.

He always remembered that guy named Kai.

Now he is ready to settle old and new grudges together.

"Just go over there. Jiraiya is not with the Jinchuriki this time. This is a good opportunity."

Itachi still had a paralyzed expression on his face, and he probably only showed his 'Uchiha's wild laughter' when he was beating Sasuke.

But it was impossible to catch Naruto, and he was ready to act.

Itachi's eye power not only recovered, but even improved a bit, and his eyesight also recovered, so he started to think about causing trouble.

Before the two of them got close to Naruto's camp, they heard the sound of banging metal.

When they got closer, they saw a yellow-haired man riding on a man in armor, doing crazy output, and there was a little girl with pink hair next to him.

"???" With his recovered eyesight, Itachi recognized that the yellow hair was that he and Kisame were trying to find the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki. According to intelligence, the one lying on the ground was his younger brother, Uchiha Sasuke. ?

Your younger brother was bullied? !

"Kisame, take action." After Itachi finished speaking, he took off his hat and looked at Naruto.

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