Konoha's Happy Naruto

The wind howled, and golden sand flew in the sky.

As a result, the dunes are constantly changing in size, making it difficult to leave a constant landscape, so it is easy to escape, and of course it is easy to get separated.

In an uninhabited place in the desert, Zetsu arrived here first after notifying Kisame and Itachi, because he thought that this evacuation would go as usual without any problems.

But after waiting for a while, Zetsu saw Itachi coming here alone, and asked with a confused look: "Where is Kisame? I remember I informed him."

"I don't know. Didn't you escape?"

Itachi also looked around carefully, his brows gradually began to frown, as if he was worried.

"We evacuated separately at that time. Although the possibility is very low, but the wind and sand are so strong now, will Kisame get lost?"

If someone is scolded by the country, he must be called "Zhou Cao".

"Impossible, this is absolutely impossible!"

"The Akatsuki organization doesn't accept waste, and Kisame was once an elite member of the ANBU of the Mist Ninja Village. How could he make such a low-level mistake?"

Because he didn't want to expose the information about the surveillance spores, he could only let some Bai Zetsu inquire about the information.

After a while, Jue got the least likely news and the news he least wanted to hear.

"Kisame is dead?! How did he die!"

"It seems that he was killed by Itachi's younger brother, Sasuke." Bai Zetsu pointed at Itachi next to him.

Itachi's deeply wrinkled face also showed some sadness. This was true. After all, he and Kisame had a good relationship.

But no matter how good the relationship is, it can't compare to his dear brother.

Although I didn’t give my dear brother a monthly reading this time due to some accidents, I can make up for it next time.

The problem is not big.

After calming down his emotions, Itachi said: "Being able to kill Kisame, it seems that Sasuke has grown very quickly, which is somewhat beyond our previous expectations."

Zetsu felt something was wrong, just like how she felt when she learned that Kyuubi's clone had left Konoha.

He looked at Itachi suspiciously, but quickly rejected his idea. If Itachi wanted to kill Kisame, there had been many better opportunities than this one before.

And just now, Itachi wanted to capture the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki at all costs.

"I will report the news of Kisame's death to Pain. You should return to the Land of Rain first. The new teammate organization will be arranged as soon as possible."

Jue's figure quickly dived and left here.

Itachi also put on his bamboo hat and walked slowly towards the Land of Rain like a lonely soul.

Under the bamboo hat, his eyes showed a different color.

……

"It's a good weapon."

"Weapon? Isn't this a fish?"

"But this thing has a hilt."

"But this thing can also eat."

Sakura threw a piece of fat in her hand into Samehada's mouth, and then discussed with Tenten whether Samehada was a fish or a knife.

Kakashi and Gai disposed of Kisame's body.

Fortunately, this time, thanks to the cooperation of actor Itachi, Kakashi finally got rid of the [-]-[-] curse.

As for Kisame's body.

As a powerful Mist Ninja Village Rebel Ninja, this thing is also very valuable.

Sasuke next to him, holding his trophy, Samehada, began to study how to use this thing.

But Samehada obviously doesn't like Sasuke, because Sasuke's chakra is too little to satisfy it. It liked Kisame before, but now, it likes the yellow-haired boy.

Naruto's chakra is of sufficient quantity, and Kyuubi's chakra is of sufficient quantity and quality. In Samehada's eyes, they are the best meal tickets.

So Samehada's muscles were twisting restlessly.

Sasuke got annoyed and threw Samehada on the ground, ready to reason.

The ruthless iron foot fell.

Boom!

Sparks shot out from the step, and then Sameji realized the truth, stopped resisting, and settled down.

"It's exactly what Naruto said. Physics and principles are interlinked. Even if you don't understand the language, you can still use your fists to make the other party feel your sincerity."

After Kakashi heard this, he looked at Naruto: "What nonsense do you usually talk to Sasuke?"

Naruto turned his head and remained silent.

I usually say a lot of things when I'm fooling Sasuke, but I don't know when I said this.

It could be this year or last year, or it could even be something I said when I was a kid.

Kakashi saw that Naruto had also forgotten, so he could only start to remind Sasuke.

"Sasuke, although this Samehada is your trophy, it is one of the seven ninja swords in the Mist Ninja Village of the Land of Water. If you are going to do missions near the Land of Water in the future, try not to take this sword. Come out well, otherwise you may cause some unnecessary trouble."

"Seven ninja swords? Are they the same as Naruto's decapitating sword? As for the guys in the Mist Ninja Village, don't worry. If they dare to cause trouble, I will reason with them."

Sasuke raised Samehada and hit his chest with his fist, making a thumping sound.

Just two words of "principle" were carved on the back of the armor's hand.

Kakashi raised his forehead and said: "The decapitating sword also belongs to the Mist Ninja Village, not Naruto. You two really grew up together, and your way of thinking is so similar. Forget it, you just have to know it."

After cleaning up the place, Kakashi went to explain the situation here to the caravan leader.

When Kai left, he was still struggling with Kisame's name: "Isn't it really called puffer fish? What kind of fish can this guy be?"

Sakura and Tenten were still discussing whether Samehada was a fish or a sword.

Sakura: "Sasuke-kun may not know this question, after all, Samehada can't speak."

Tiantian: "It would be great if I could cook the same shark muscles."

Sakura: "Why?"

Tiantian: "If it's fish, it will be cooked. If it's a knife, it'll be fine."

Next to him, Samehada was trembling as he was being carried on Sasuke's back. Although it couldn't speak, it could understand.

Samehada: Human women are so scary, I want to go home!

The quiet night passed quickly.

After daybreak, the convoy continued towards Suna Ninja Village as if nothing had happened.

Kakashi received Jiraiya's message again.

the other side.

Orochimaru, with Kabuto and Kimimaro, and several Root personnel behind him, found the Loulan ruins.

"This is where Itachi stayed for a long time? It's interesting, but we are still a step too late."

There are some dry weeds accumulated in the severely weathered building, and when the wind blows, dust and sand spread.

It was desolate, with no traces of living people at all.

"Lord Orochimaru, is it time to leave? There is nothing here." A root member asked.

"Are you questioning Lord Orochimaru?" Kimimaro glared at the guy who spoke.

"Itachi is a good planner. If this place is really so desolate, Itachi will not be attracted to stay."

Orochimaru raised his hand to stop Kimimaro and walked into the Loulan ruins: "I will only explain this once. Remember, Danzo sent you here to cooperate with me. There will be another time."

He didn't finish his words, but the murderous intention that permeated the air was clearly expressed.

The people in the roots nodded expressionlessly. They were not afraid of death, but they would not disobey Danzo's orders.

Under the command of Orochimaru, the people at the root quickly searched for valuable things in the Loulan ruins.

Orochimaru waited quietly: "I am very curious about what can attract Itachi in a place like this. It has been abandoned for so many years, and the buildings have been so badly weathered. There must be nothing that can be taken away, so there are only things that cannot be taken away. ,What could it be?"

Without waiting too long, someone from the root soon found the dragon vein.

Orochimaru followed and saw a strange kunai inserted into the dragon's veins. There was a strange sealing rune around the kunai.

"Is this the fourth generation's special kunai that uses the Flying Thunder God? Loulan really has something."

Licking his tongue around his lips, Orochimaru ordered: "Go check it out."

The two roots did not hesitate, walked out of the team, and used shadow clones to step forward to check.

But before the shadow clone came into contact with the kunai, a sudden change occurred.

Black Amaterasu flames suddenly appeared, igniting everyone here!

"what!"

"what is this!"

The people at the root were reduced to ashes amidst the screams.

Orochimaru used the Orochimaru substitute to escape the disaster, and Kimimaro had a layer of bone armor appear on his body surface, which then peeled off, and he also escaped Amaterasu's attack, but his complexion became worse.

Kabuto also used a ninjutsu similar to shedding skin to get rid of Amaterasu's attack.

"Itachi's back-up? He's such a difficult guy. Did you guess that I would come here?"

Orochimaru cautiously used his shadow clone to test a few times, and after confirming that it was safe, he stepped forward again.

"I've never seen this kind of sealing technique, but it should be able to be broken. Kabuto, Kimimaro, you guys, please keep watch and don't let anyone disturb me."

Bases around the world have been established, and countless barriers and soundproof barriers have been established, so Orochimaru also has a lot of experience in seals.

By the time Jiraiya caught up here, Orochimaru had almost broken the seal.

"Oshemaru, I finally found you!"

Jiraiya had a complicated expression. Although he had met his good friend, the sudden meeting made him not know what to say.

"Jiraiya, you're still the same."

Orochimaru's eyes moved, he stopped Kimimaro who was about to rush forward, and quickly returned to his former calm.

"You are no match for Jiraiya, retreat first."

"Orochimaru, what do you want to do in a place like this?" Jiraiya asked.

"You don't understand what I want to do."

"You are still the same, always saying that I don't understand." Jiraiya grinned: "It doesn't matter whether you understand or not. If I take you back, I will understand."

After spending so long with Naruto, he also learned Naruto's way of thinking. Although it was unexpected, it was very logical.

Jiraiya laughed, and Orochimaru also laughed. After laughing enough, Orochimaru said: "I take back what I said before. You still have some changes, but you still can't catch me this time."

Before he finished speaking, the dragon's veins changed, and a bright beam of light shot straight into the sky. Orochimaru jumped in without hesitation, followed closely by Kimimaro.

Kabuto hesitated for a second and then followed.

"Orochimaru, don't even think about running away this time!" Jiraiya shouted, and at the last moment when the light disappeared, his body also got into the light pillar.

The light beam disappeared, and the four people disappeared with it.

The howling wind soon erased all traces of this place.

The people at the root didn’t even leave their ashes.