Konoha's Happy Naruto

Rain country.

When Naruto and others returned to Konoha, Itachi and Fei also came here with Hidan.

Kakuzu, who was rescued, was sent here first. In the process of looking for a rebellious nin to replenish his heart, he met Itachi and Fei.

After a brief exchange, we decided to go to the leader of the organization together.

Pain Tiandao appeared, standing on the roof in the rain, looking at Itachi, A Fei and others in front of him.

A Fei was also holding a flower pot with the top opening blocked. This was his masterpiece.

When entering the Land of Rain, Fei very thoughtfully sealed the top of the flowerpot because he was afraid that Hidan-senpai's wounds would be infected by the rain.

So after this period of fermentation, Hidan took a big step towards the direction of biological and chemical weapons.

Putting the flower pot down, A Fei carefully used the branches to lift the seal on the top of the flower pot.

Suddenly, a pungent smell that could not be described in words came out. This smell could not be completely blocked even by the pouring rain in the Land of Rain.

A Fei accidentally smelled some of it. He lay on the ground and rolled his eyes, making a look of dying struggle: "Doctor, I need a doctor~"

Hidan: "%*￥^amp;%#..."

"What happened?"

Payne watched all this expressionlessly.

Behind the scenes, Nagato frowned. The Akatsuki organization had been damaged one after another recently, forcing him to consider what Zetsu had mentioned before.

Although he is confident to the point of arrogance, the capture of tailed beasts has not started yet, and it will be very troublesome if the members are lost at this rate.

"We encountered a madman, a madman with yellow hair!" Kakuzu touched his chest, still a little scared. As an old monster who has lived for so many years, this was the closest he came to death.

It was almost like that, if Jue Jue had not saved him, he would have really died.

"Correction, the yellow-haired madman you are talking about is Konoha's Nine-Tails Jinchuuriki, and the ones who made Hidan like this are Itachi's younger brother, Uchiha Sasuke and Hatake Kakashi." Zetsu said from the side. Drill out.

He wanted to tell Kakuzu this information at first, but after Kakuzu woke up, he hurriedly replenished his heart.

There was only one heart left, which made him very insecure.

Even after meeting Itachi, Kakuzu still insisted on replenishing five hearts before rushing back.

And Nagato didn't know what he was busy with before, and he didn't get any news from Zetsu.

"Is it Konoha again this time?" Payne's dead face made it impossible to see the expression.

"Zetsu, help Hidan recover first. Ignore Konoha for the time being and let them live for a while. If the tailed beasts are captured out of order, there will be problems. In addition, inform Scorpion and Deidara and ask them to be there recently. Although the activities in the Kingdom of Wind are a little rushed, the plan can start soon.”

Zetsu nodded, and soon a white Zetsu's body was brought over. Zetsu held his breath, carefully took out Hidan's head, placed it on it, then quickly stepped back, and his two palms fell off on their own.

He was going back to get a new pair.

"Kakuzu, what happens next is up to you. After all, you do this kind of thing all the time."

Jiaodu hesitated: "It's okay to do it often, but there has never been such... such a special situation before."

"There will always be a first time. Hurry up. A body without a head will soon die."

After Zetsu's repeated urging, Kakuzu used Ji Yu's thread to sew Hidan's head and body together.

However, Kakuzu abandoned those lines that were too close to Hidan.

The first thing Hidan did when he got his body was to remove the dirt from his mouth and look for Fei's location with fierce eyes.

"A Fei! I must sacrifice you to the evil god!"

"Wow, Hidan-senpai, you are so ruthless. It was obviously me who brought you back. Although there was a slight mistake in the process, you can't blame me entirely."

Ah Fei pinched his thumb and index finger together, leaving a gap in the middle.

"Asshole! How dare you mention an accident?!" Hidan's hair suddenly exploded, and he controlled his still not very sensitive body and rushed towards Fei.

Ah Fei threw up his sleeves and ran away in a hurry: "Hidan-senpai, don't come over! It really stinks!"

Wherever Hidan passed, everyone, including Itachi, Kakuzu, and Zetsu, hid in haste.

Pain couldn't stand the messy scene, so he used Shinra Tenzheng to separate Hidan and Fei.

"That's enough, continue to perform your mission."

A Fei nodded quickly. Although he had malicious intentions to retaliate against Hidan, the smell he created was indeed beyond his expectation: "Itachi-senpai, let's go."

Hidan snorted, moved his body, and found Kakuzu: "Let's go."

The corner of Jiaodu's mouth twitched and he silently took a step back: "The mission is not very urgent, how about... you go take a shower first?"

Hidan's face darkened, but he also knew that he really should rinse it off.

But when he entered the bathhouse, he enjoyed the treatment of the river god entering the bathhouse in Spirited Away.

Everyone you meet will stay away.

Hidan was furious, he wanted to send all these guys to see the evil god, but he just thought about it.

This is the territory of Yu Ninja Village, and Pain covers it.

Payne, who wants the world to feel pain, is still very kind to the villagers of Yu Ninja Village.

Kakuzu took this time to study the map.

He and Hidan were responsible for the second tail of Kumo Ninja Village and the seventh tail of Taki Ninja Village.

However, the Cloud Ninja Village has now increased its vigilance due to the Tailed Beast Clone incident, making it difficult to infiltrate, and the Nanao's ranking is too low, so Kakuzu decided to hunt high-quality ninjas first to replace the low-quality heart in the body.

Although the Earthly Resentment Yu gave Kakuzu the ability to be nearly immortal, it also made Kakuzu's strength affected by the strength of the original owner of the heart within him.

The higher the strength of the original owner of the heart, the higher the upper limit of the strength that the horn can exert.

Otherwise, with the accumulation of time and Kakuzu's ninja talent, he should be close to Nagato's level now, because his body will not age with time.

After watching for a long time, Kakuzu finally locked his sights on the Land of Fire.

As the most prosperous country, it also has the largest number of high-quality ninjas.

Although he was very embarrassed by the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki, Kakuzu didn't believe that he could meet that guy by such a coincidence this time.

After a while.

Hidan washed it hard for a while, made sure it was clean, and then came over. There were still some bloodshot eyes on his face, and it looked like a layer of skin had been shed.

But Kakuzu still frowned slightly: "It's not washed well, it still smells."

"Impossible, I've rubbed a layer of skin off!"

Hidan wiped his face with his fingers, and a faint layer of blood appeared on his fingertips, proving that he was not lying.

"Probably, it's been marinated."

"...I'm going to kill that guy Fei!" Hidan didn't even mention the sacrifice, he just wanted to cut Fei into pieces.

"Let's talk about this later. Let's go to the Fire Country first."