Konoha's Happy Naruto

"So, this is the whole story of your mission?"

After listening to the report, although Tsunade didn't say much, the atmosphere in the office instantly became solemn.

Kakashi was on pins and needles.

Jiraiya was watching his nose and his eyes, and his mouth was watching his heart. He tried to persuade you in the office, but you didn't listen.It's okay now. The statues are all gone. I heard the crater was quite big.

Shizune already had the original list of construction workers in her hand, ready to submit it at any time.

Shenyue Izuyun and Gangzitie had already slipped back to look at the gate when they submitted the report.

At this time, Naruto, who was the center of attention, raised his hand and said, "There is one more thing."

With everyone watching, he turned around and ran out, then brought in the wooden basin that Sasuke was standing outside and placed it in front of Tsunade.

The strange fish inside showed its head, puffed out a bubble, and black thin lines protruded from the water, squirming restlessly.

Suddenly seeing such a deformed species, Tsunade frowned.

At the same time, Naruto took out half of Kakuzu's corpse from the seal scroll and swung his fingers between the corpse and the strange fish.

"That's the guy."

"This is the dangerous guy I'm talking about, the extremely dangerous rebel ninja who once assassinated the First Hokage, Kakuzu!"

Naruto looked at Tsunade with a serious expression and glanced at the strange fish.

What you often say, I have said it for you, so you can die with peace of mind.

"What does this have to do with you blowing up statues?"

Tsunade looked at the same black lines on the fish and the carcass, and was not impressed.

And in her memory, she had never heard her grandfather Hashirama mention this kind of weird black line, but it seemed that she had vaguely seen it in Konoha's records.

But this doesn't mean anything. During the Warring States Period before the establishment of Konoha, as a potential member of the Senju clan, Hashirama was frequently assassinated whether he was young or as an adult.

It was only after Hashirama became stronger that these unattractive and ineffective things were gradually abandoned.

But Tsunade was startled after a moment, quickly stood up and walked around the table to carefully observe Kakuzu's body.

The medical ninja's intuition allowed her to sense something was wrong with Kakuzu's body.

"The corpse is too young. It doesn't look like a guy from the previous era. Wait, this is..."

After confirming that there would be no blood in the body, Tsunade used a chakra scalpel to cut open Kakuzu's body and saw five broken hearts.

The blood-red color still made her feel a little uncomfortable. Looking away, she asked: "Naruto, what else do you know?"

"This guy is a rebellious ninja from Taki Ninja Village. He uses a special secret technique that is extremely powerful. If he takes action, not a single blade of grass will grow within a hundred miles, and the fields will be littered with corpses..."

Kakashi interrupted Naruto: "Stop playing tricks and talk about the important points."

There was not a single blade of grass growing within a hundred miles. If there was such a ninjutsu, the First Hokage would have suppressed it long ago.

I really don't know where Naruto saw such an adjective. Aren't a lot of novels on roadside stalls supposed to be confiscated?

Is there a resurgence?

Kakashi still remembers those strange novels that Naruto took out from his ninja bag.

There is a mess like "The Super Cold-faced Killer Lost in the Ninja Village", "The Evil Village Tyrant", "The Demon-Slaying Warrior of the Village", "You Are the Pride of the Village".

Did you change the series this time?

It seems we need to check.

Naruto also felt that he had blown a bit too much, so he coughed and continued:

"In short, he is extremely powerful. The last time I was in the Kingdom of Tian, ​​I fought against him. At that time, the color of the sky and the earth changed, and the sun and the moon lost all light! The lecherous old man can vouch for me."

Jiraiya nodded slightly. To a certain extent, Naruto was right.

Although the lack of light from the sun and the moon is a bit exaggerated, the ninjutsu that looks like a little sun can be called a change in the color of the world.

"But I remember that this guy was beaten to death by you last time, and he showed up again this time. Did he fake his death to escape?" Jiraiya asked.

Naruto gave Jiraiya a thumbs up for his assist.

"I thought so too. In order to avoid future troubles, I took the risk of using a more powerful ninjutsu this time. The situation at that time could no longer take care of the two statues."

Tsunade didn't fully believe it and turned to look at Jiraiya and Kakashi.

She needs professional judgment.

Jiraiya and Kakashi looked at each other and nodded in confirmation.

Tsunade knew what was going on.

The statue in the Valley of the End is important whether it is important or not.

But after all, it was to commemorate the decisive battle between the first generation and Madara, so there still had to be an explanation.

Tsunade returned to her seat and sighed, looked up at Naruto, and sighed again.

Then he took out a small white pill bottle from the drawer, took out two pills and took them.

There are three big characters written on the bottle: 'Painkiller'.

After pondering for a moment, he said: "I can forgive you for obeying the authority when the matter is urgent, but..."

Naruto's smile froze on his face, waiting for Tsunade's next words.

"You want to restore the Valley of the End to its original state, whether you hire someone to do it or do it yourself, you have to clean up this mess yourself."

"It's impossible to make the same one again." Naruto reminded.

"It doesn't matter, as long as they are [-]% similar."

Tsunade doesn't care about this kind of thing. She has experienced a lot, and she feels a lot more open-minded.

Well, maybe the painkillers are doing their job.

Seeing nothing else, Naruto quickly left here, not even noticing the list of construction workers that Shizune waved.

"Naruto! Naruto!" Calling twice had no effect. After Shizune asked Tsunade for instructions, she chased after him.

"Tsunade, if you give this task to Naruto, aren't you afraid of problems happening again?" Jiraiya asked.

"Anyway, it's already like this. How can it be worse? It's better to let Naruto solve the trouble he caused and distract his excessive energy."

Tsunade asked Shikaku for advice, and Shikaku spent 3 minutes coming up with it.

……

"Naruto, this is the list and contact address of the previous construction workers of the Valley of the End statue. Although some of them are already very old, they should be able to recommend suitable candidates to you."

Shizune caught up and finished speaking in one breath.

After Naruto took over the list, she felt relaxed, and finally her efforts during this period were not in vain.

"Uh, thank you."

Before Naruto could finish thanking him, Shizune turned and returned to the office.

There are still a lot of files waiting to be processed in the office.

Tsunade couldn't count on it, so Shizune could only work hard. If this list hadn't wasted part of her time, she wouldn't have chased it out.

Naruto looked down at the list and began to mentally sift through the designs for the statue.

Naturally, I want to make a statue with my own unique style, but if it is [-]% similar...

Naruto quickly found a solution that was close to his heart.

It's almost the same as the original statue, except that it has Hashirama and Madara raising their middle fingers to each other with arrogant expressions.