Konoha's Happy Naruto

"Hey~ hey~"

Tsunade sat in the office and sighed.

Holding on to the time, she felt that Kakashi's seventh team had almost completed its mission, and when they came back, they didn't see Naruto's clone returning to the village. She thought it would go smoothly this time and nothing extra happened.

Pretty happy.

Now it seems that it is better to ask Naruto to send something back halfway!

"Naruto, why don't you send something back during the next mission? Otherwise, I'm afraid my heart won't be able to bear it."

If other villages knew about the bombing of Rain Ninja Village, they would definitely make some fuss about it.

Sand Ninja Village and Mist Ninja Village are okay, the other two will definitely do this.

Now that Konoha is preparing for peaceful development, it will be very difficult to do so after being caught in such a situation.

Tsunade looked at Naruto.

She felt that Naruto was like a lottery machine. You had no idea whether what was coming out next would be a surprise or a shock.

Moreover, when staying in the village, things will be made randomly every once in a while. There is no pattern at all in the size and scope of the things involved.

You can't avoid it even if you throw it out to do tasks!

But for now, when I go out to do a mission, sending things back on the way is the least harmful.

The others...the smaller one bombed the Valley of the End, and the larger one almost bombed the Rain Ninja Village!

There is too much uncertainty!

And according to Kakashi's report, Naruto still has six of such powerful things.

Tsunade felt that Naruto was like a mobile powder keg, and that one day his hand would slip and the village would really be blown up.

Being the Hokage was a bit exciting and she was considering resigning.

Naruto looked up blankly: "Why is it happening to me again? I already told you that I didn't do it!"

Nagato blew it up himself!Go find him!

Kakashi and Tsunade didn't speak, just stared at Naruto.

Make it up, make it up again, we don’t believe it at all!

Naruto took out a piece of paper from his ninja bag, slapped it angrily on the Hokage's desk, turned around and left.

One or two people have been wronged, and this village can no longer stay!

Isn’t it just a gift? I’ll give you a big one next time!

Maybe next time, I will send you that Nagato who wants the world to feel pain!

Let’s fight against rice together!

Seeing that no one was paying attention, Sakura and Sasuke took the opportunity to slip out.

Tsunade and Kakashi looked at each other and sighed helplessly.

"Ignore him, your mission report said there was something abnormal about Hanzo?"

Kakashi nodded: "It feels like something went wrong with Hanzo, and although the explosion did not affect the village, it was very wide and the impact would not be small. We were leaving the Rain Ninja Village at that time.

With Hanzo's character, he should doubt us emotionally and rationally, and then send someone to question us in a hurry. This is in line with his demigod character.Normally, the messenger sent by Yu Ren Village should not be much slower than us, and they will arrive this afternoon at the latest.

If no one comes by then, Hanzo's situation may not be optimistic. In the worst case, he may have been replaced by someone now. "

Tsunade was silent and then let Kakashi go back to rest.

Shizune came closer: "Tsunade-sama, is Hanzo, once known as a demigod, really going to have problems?"

"Why not? That guy is from the same era as the old man. As he gets older, his strength will naturally decline. You don't know how much strength you have left. It's not impossible to be killed secretly. Orochimaru, that guy, can't he be killed secretly? The Fourth Kazekage?"

"But isn't it said that the Fourth Kazekage is very weak?" Shizune said truthfully.

"That's just a legend, Luo Sha... is still very strong..."

Tsunade was a little unsure. The person she was most familiar with in Sand Ninja Village was Chiyo, a master of poison.

Back then, one of the two was poisoning and the other was detoxifying. They were matched in chess.

Tsunade was not familiar with Rasa's words, shook her head, and ignored them: "Anyway, those who can become a shadow will not be weak, even the current Gaara.

The intelligence said that Shukaku in Gaara's body was no longer attacking the seal, and he might have become a perfect Jinchūriki. "

"Anyway, let's see if the envoy from Yu Ninja Village will come over first. By the way, call Shikaku over."

Mute: "..."

Tsunade was completely unconscious and looked at the table in front of her.

"What did Naruto leave behind when he left?"

Picking it up, there were four large black characters written on the paper, 'Resignation Application', and two lines of small characters below.

Applicant: Uzumaki Naruto.

Reason: There are no good people in the village!

"...Is Naruto drifting away, or is my Tsunade unable to hold the sword?!"

Tsunade's face darkened.

I didn't even mention resigning, but this guy actually proposed to resign? !

……

"Kakashi, the old woman, and the lecherous old man are a bunch of hateful guys. Now I have almost mastered the sage mode. If I get familiar with it again, I will hang them all up and beat them so that you don't believe me."

"By the way, there is another Raikage. This one needs to be hung up and beaten a few more times!"

When he came to the training ground, Naruto handed the small meteorite fragment to his shadow clone to practice the sage mode, and he was ready to leave the training ground.

Before he had gone far, he was patted on the shoulder by a big hand.

"Who do you want to hang up and beat?"

Jiraiya looked at Naruto.

He was originally planning to come here to help Naruto unlock some of the seals that sealed the space, but as soon as he found Naruto at the training ground, he heard this guy say that he wanted to hammer him.

Evil!

You must fight more times now, otherwise you may not be able to fight in the future!

Jiraiya raised his eyebrows and pushed up his sleeves.

"Hey! Lecherous old man, when I achieve my mastery of immortality, I will fuck your shiny big pussy!" Naruto roared angrily, turned around and ran away, and then bumped into Tsunade who was coming over with a resignation application.

"Uzumaki Naruto!"

"Uzumaki Naruto!"

Jiraiya and Tsunade chased after each other at the same time.

"How come these two are getting together! Help!"

On this day, the villagers of Konoha saw a happy family of three running around the village.

"Tsunade-sama and Jiraiya-sama have come together."

"Look, Tsunade-sama seems to be holding a letter in her hand."

"Is it Jiraiya-sama's love letter? The boy in front accidentally discovered it, and then Tsunade-sama and Jiraiya-sama became angry and chased and beat them at the same time..."

Before the ninja could finish speaking, a shoehorn suddenly appeared and was slapped against the wall next to him.

His limbs twitched twice, his neck tilted, and he fainted.

The others looked in the direction and saw that Jiraiya had only one shoe left on his foot.

Another person said subconsciously: "Sure enough, I guessed it right..."

Peng!

Jiraiya no longer had any shoes on his feet.

The remaining people looked at the two brothers in distress with sympathy.

Tsunade's chakra control was very good. Although the two of them were not hurt, they would not wake up for a while and would probably lie down for the night.

How miserable.

Even if you know it, don't say it in front of others!

It must have been hung on the wall by Tsunade-sama.