Konoha's Happy Naruto

"You actually want me, an old man who's half dead, to take lessons. I really don't know what this guy thinks. Fortunately, I'm an immortal and I've learned magic before."

On the training ground, Jiraiya found an open space and was writing a manuscript.

It's not a paradise for intimacy, the psychological shadow is a bit big, and Jiraiya doesn't want to touch that thing for the time being.

Moreover, he just proved his innocence to Tsunade a few days ago, so he turned around and continued writing. Maybe Tsunade would book him a long-term bed in the hospital.

Looking up at the training ground, Jiraiya wanted to laugh. Although he was miserable now, when he saw something even worse, his heart instantly became more balanced.

In the training ground, Kakashi sat in the middle of the training ground, with Sasuke and Sakura on the right and Gai on the left.

Because he heard that Kakashi was going to take classes, Kai took the initiative to come over to visit and study.

Standing in front of the four people was Naruto, who was tapping on the blackboard and speaking very enthusiastically with a piece of chalk.

At the top of the blackboard, there are four big characters written, How to Cultivate Immortality!

"Kakashi-san, don't be distracted and listen to the class carefully. You should be like Kai-san and study more."

Naruto raised the corner of his mouth, broke off a small piece of chalk, flicked it with his finger, and hit Kakashi's hair.

Although the aim is to protect the forehead, don’t worry about these details.

Anyway, it’s great!

I was always beaten by Kakashi in the past, but this time I can finally beat him back openly!

Feeling that it was not enough, Naruto found another stone nearby.

Not big, just about the size of a basketball.

"Just beat me to death." Kakashi gave up resistance, lowered his head, and drew circles on the ground with a kunai in his hand.

It was already very humiliating to be surpassed by students, and now students were asked to teach.

I think back then, I, Kakashi, was also a genius ninja, until that day, there was a yellow hair in the team.

The nightmare begins and everything changes!

The title of Salted Fish Card has stayed with me ever since, and the reputation of being a [-]-[-] winner spreads among the team...

"If I could do it all over again, I wouldn't choose Class [-]..."

Kakashi was dejected, and Kai came over, bumped him with his butt, winked and said, "Kakashi, cheer up, you will never be depressed on the road of youth!"

Patting Kakashi on the back, Gai laughed twice and started taking notes quickly.

Naruto was also looking forward to seeing if Kai could learn Sage Mode.

What if you really learned it?

After all, my own magic does not seem to have high requirements for chakra. If it doesn't work, I can also ask the big fox for some equipment that increases the upper limit of chakra and put it on Kai.

Maybe there will really be a 'Xian Shu·Ye Kai'.

With one kick, Madara Uchiha might never be able to dance again in his life.

Uncle Kai from my village has an invincible appearance!

But if Ye Kai runs out, people will be gone, so it’s better to look forward to the Immortal Technique: Chao Peacock and the like.

Tsk tsk, maybe when the time comes, Kaguya won’t have to fight on her own, just throw a bomb in the back, and the edge stroke will be perfect and lonely.

Thinking about it this way, Kakashi is really a salty fish. If he doesn't learn Xianjutsu, he won't be able to paddle evenly in the future.

"Kakashi-sensei, you have to work hard! If you don't work hard, you will be abandoned by the times."

Kai also encouraged: "Kakashi, youth cannot be slacked off!"

Kakashi: "..."

There is no way to survive this day, the retirement application must be submitted!

Sakura saw this and quietly poked Sasuke: "Is it really okay to follow Naruto's example?"

Sasuke: "Don't worry, you won't die."

Sakura: "..."

Li Ying smashed the wall crazily: This is not what I asked!Wow ya ya ya ~

……

Naruto Office.

"The ninjas from Taki Ninja Village taking the exam have arrived so soon? Isn't it nearly a month before the registration time? And why are the people from Taki Ninja Village getting together with Tokuma? Are they trying to distract the Sharingan? ?

But now, except for Sasuke, no one in the Uchiha clan has opened the Sharingan. "

Looking at the report in front of her, Tsunade frowned.

Decided to let the ANBU pay more attention. The Taki Ninja Village is quite courageous. They sent people to attack the God of Ninja back then, but now they may not dare to send people to grab the Sharingan bloodline.

Although the report said that Fu was just making friends, Tsunade obviously didn't believe it, because normally, genin would not have autonomy when going to other ninja villages to avoid trouble.

Unless it's a Jinchūriki like Naruto.

He smiled and shook his head.

How is it possible, except for Naruto and those jinchūriki who became rebel ninjas, none of the remaining jinchūriki stayed in the village honestly.

The Kage from other villages wished that their own jinchuuriki would never leave the village.

Tsunade thought she was very open-minded and never restricted Naruto's going out.

She would never admit that she did this because she disliked Naruto for causing trouble.

"Tsunade-sama, this is the news just sent by the ANBU, about Class [-]." Shizune pursed her lips, holding back a smile and handed over the document.

Tsunade gave her a strange look: "What did Naruto do again?"

I blurted it out before I even finished reading the document.

"Jounin goes to listen to the genin's lectures? One dares to teach and the other dares to learn."

Tsunade was in pain and couldn't help but laugh.

Why are there so many weirdos in my village?

Are there any normal ninjas left?

Gai ran over to listen to the lecture, but Kakashi actually followed suit and Jiraiya was still watching.

When Tsunade complained, she didn't know that Jiraiya almost became one of the students.

Otherwise, you will have to laugh.

He smiled and shook his head and said:

"That's fine, let's let the trouble go away within Class [-]. Naruto can't always cause trouble and cause headaches for me, the Hokage. It's Kakashi's turn to bear the responsibility. After all, he is the teacher of Class [-]."

Feeling relaxed, Tsunade read the documents a little faster.

After reading today's documents, when there were still some summary reports left, Tsunade muttered: "Five researchers resigned yesterday? Aren't there usually only three or five in a month? Forget it, it's not nothing anyway. event."

……

Ninja Academy.

Wuhe Nuoyi was writing frantically.

The table was also divided into categories and placed with many written letters.

This pile is addressed to friends from Cloud Ninja Village, that pile is addressed to fellow residents from Earth Ninja Village, and the other pile is addressed to colleagues from Sand Ninja Village...

Even the people of Konoha were not spared.

Not only the five major ninja villages, but also the remaining small ninja villages, or researchers under the names of famous people from various countries, as long as they are capable, Itsuka Noichi will write letters.

He has only one purpose now.

Digging people, poaching people like crazy.

If you don’t poach people, you can’t stand it!

The project given by the boss was too difficult. The spaceship was usually only talked about by a group of people when they were bragging, and there was zero practical implementation.

"Huh, I've finally finished writing. Counting the ones that have been mailed out, there are more than 700 letters in total. There should be no missing ones. Those who are capable should be here. The missing ones are being reissued. Half of the people are here. , the project is guaranteed!”

Itsuka Noichi smiled happily.

He was not worried about how these people crossed the ninja world and came to Konoha. He had already written in the letter, hiring a ninja team, taking the invoice, and he would be reimbursed here!