Konoha's Happy Naruto

"Hahahaha, is this all you can do! Use all your strength and show me the power that was once called the Sannin!"

Sasuke rushed forward with a kunai and made tentative contact, but the kunai stabbed directly into Orochimaru's body.

Just when I was surprised, I discovered that it was just a skin sac similar to that of a snake, with nothing inside.

"The strength is good, but in terms of actual combat, he is still too young. If he is not careful, he will die."

Orochimaru's cold and joking voice sounded in the open space, and then Orochimaru's head emerged from the soil, his neck instantly became extremely long, and he quietly came behind Sasuke, opening his mouth wide, ready to apply the curse seal of heaven.

Seeing all this, Sakura only had time to throw out a kunai: "Sasuke!"

Sasuke tried his best to dodge.

Just when he was about to be bitten, a big black mouse with red eyes attacked from a distance, with sparks and lightning, directly pierced Orochimaru's head, and then rubbed it against the ground.

The big black mouse with red eyes in the smoke said calmly: "Raikiri."

At the same time, Naruto's clone, which had absorbed the senjutsu energy, also followed. Using his half-hearted sense of senjutsu, he locked onto Orochimaru who was escaping underground, and instantly threw a one-meter-large cherry bomb.

"Come out and get you!"

A loud bang.

The wave of air caused both Kakashi and Sasuke to become unstable, and their shadow clones exploded.

The corpses of several big snakes appeared at the bottom of the pit. Orochimaru lay on his back under the snake corpses, motionless.

But no one thought He was dead.

In terms of life-saving means, Orochimaru claims to be second, but no one dares to claim first.

Moreover, if too much energy is not spent on seeking immortality, his strength may not be much worse than Jiraiya in the immortal state.

Before the smoke and dust completely dispersed, Orochimaru's skin split like a snake shedding, and Orochimaru climbed out and split again, several times.

Orochimaru's injuries had completely disappeared.

Jumping out of the pit, Orochimaru was more alert.

"Naruto Uzumaki and Kakashi? Tsk tsk, Kakashi, who was known as a genius back then, is now almost inferior to his disciples. What have you been doing all these years?"

It was obviously just a simple confrontation, but Kakashi was sweating from behind. Orochimaru's powerful strength put him under great pressure: "Orochimaru! What are you doing in Konoha!"

"Kakashi-sensei, he wants Sasuke's body!" Sakura said as she poked her head to the side.

But Kakashi, who has been reading pornographic books all year round, and Naruto, a socially good young man who has read countless pornographic films before time travel, obviously have wrong ideas.

Kakashi, who was clearly feeling stressed before, suddenly couldn't get nervous now.

Naruto is indeed poisonous... Kakashi decisively throws the blame.

Orochimaru's eyes swept over and stayed on Naruto for a moment longer.

This yellow hair was mentioned in the information Danzo gave him before.

Konoha's Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki is suspected of being able to mobilize the power of some tailed beasts. He has been addicted to taijutsu all year round, and his grades in the ninja school's written examination are the worst. He can always do things that people can't understand.

Among them, what concerned him the most was the control of the power of the nine tails.

Moreover, Orochimaru, who had studied senjutsu, keenly noticed the difference between Naruto's shadow clones.

"I don't have a fully mastered magical technique, so I let the shadow clone perform it?"

A very tricky but effective method, but also very wasteful.

Uncontrollable chakra mixed with natural energy cannot be withdrawn from the body.

However, Naruto's huge amount of chakra can ignore these consumption.

Plus that weird, explosive fruit.

In Orochimaru's heart, Naruto was already more dangerous than Kakashi.

After thinking for a moment, Orochimaru was ready to retreat. Although he might not lose in a fight, as a poisonous snake hiding in the dark, he did not like meaningless battles.

And Kakashi and Naruto can't always stay by Sasuke's side.

When the time comes, he can always find the opportunity for Sasuke to be alone. How to sneak in is not a difficult task for Orochimaru.

"I came to Konoha this time just because I was bored and wanted to wander around. It can be said to have been planned for a long time, or it can be said to be a whim. However, it seems that I came at the wrong time today. It seems that I can only look for Sasuke next time. Let’s chat.”

"And if Sasuke-kun wants to gain power, you can come to me. As long as you give your body to me, I will help you kill Itachi."

After saying the last sentence, Orochimaru's body turned into a pile of dirt, and his body had already disappeared.

"Run away now?" Sakura didn't understand. The guy named Orochimaru was very strong and he shouldn't run away.

"The battle between ninjas is not only based on strength, but...our support has also arrived."

Kakashi looked at the ANBU in the distance, who were rushing over.

Because this chuunin exam is very important, ANBU patrols are very intensive.

It only took a few minutes for Orochimaru to go from appearance to retreat.

"But if we don't come, Sasuke will probably be planted with the same curse seal as Kurenai by Orochimaru." Kakashi was silent for a moment, and took out the kissing paradise from his ninja tool bag.

There may be a lot of troubles next, so you have to finish this plot quickly now.

This Kakashi is hopeless.

Looking around, he looked at Sakura who was swallowing her saliva and checking Sasuke.

Naruto felt that he was the only one in this team who could save something.

Excellent people always have to take on more responsibilities.

……

Naruto Building.

The third generation knocked on the pipe in his hand: "Is Orochimaru's goal the Sharingan?"

"It's not sure yet, but He mentioned Itachi. It is currently speculated that what Orochimaru wants is the Uchiha clan, either by blood or Sharingan. As for the purpose, it is probably to take revenge on Itachi."

Nara Shikaku analyzed carefully, while Kakashi stood beside him with his hands in his pockets, expressionless.

"In that case, let's first strengthen the vigilance around the Uchiha survivors. On Sasuke's side, Kakashi, you need to pay more attention."

While the Sandaime and others were discussing, Naruto and the other three were also discussing outside the office.

"Sasuke, you should have a personal bodyguard in the next period of time."

"I don't need that kind of thing."

"No, you do, especially when you need to use the bathroom."

Naruto's expression was very serious: "That Orochimaru who wants to bite you may bite you on your penis or butt when it's convenient for you."

"No, it's impossible!"

Sasuke's face turned red and white.

Sakura used her superb chakra control to keep her face expressionless, but the nosebleeds from her nose betrayed her inner thoughts.

Kakashi, who happened to be walking out of the Hokage's office, heard this and punched Naruto on the head.

"Asshole! How could Orochimaru do such a thing! What are you thinking about every day?"

Naruto covered his head and retorted confidently: "You who read pornographic books all day long, how dare you say that to me?!"