Konoha's Happy Naruto

early morning.

It was just dawn.

After coming out of the hotel and strolling around Konoha Village, little Kyuubi was about to have breakfast when he quickly sensed the presence of little Shukaku.

"The tanuki escaped so quickly? It was faster than expected. It seems that the sealing technique of the sand ninja is really bad."

I think back then, when Little Kyuubi wanted to let a clone come outside, he used chakra to corrode the seal for many years before he managed to succeed.

As a result, Shukaku-chan managed to do it in just one night, and maybe even faster.

It's really better than a beast, and it's maddened to death.

Little Kyuubi recognized the direction, twisted his slightly rounded body, and jumped on the roof.

The loud noise kindly woke up many sleepy villagers.

In this regard, the villagers sent warm and beautiful blessings.

"Who the hell bothered me when I was sleeping!"

"What ****, you don't let people sleep so early in the morning, I **** you ****!"

"****,****!"

Xiao Jiuwei was indifferent to this and was preparing to wake up these hospitable villagers in the next few days.

Soon, the little Kyuubi followed the sense between the tailed beasts and found the still unconscious Shukaku lying on the roof.

Little Shukaku was biting his slippers at this time, lying on his back on the roof, his face was a little dark, white foam kept flowing out of the corners of his mouth, and his feet were twitching from time to time.

"Is the little raccoon cat full?"

Xiao Jiuwei took a closer look and immediately felt a pungent smell of sour and rotten odor that was difficult to describe in words.

"What kind of biological weapon is this!"

He retched twice, pinched his nose and quickly moved away, breathing in the fresh air. Little Kyuubi looked at little Shukaku not far away with lingering fear.

"The smell is simply too strong, and this is the extent of hell on earth."

"I didn't expect that the little civet cat would have such a hobby and would secretly eat such smelly slippers. Should I give him something like stinky tofu or dried durian to eat in the future?"

Little Kyuubi turned around and wanted to leave, but considering that letting little Shukaku roam around Konoha might cause some unnecessary trouble, he planned to wake up little Shukaku first and tell him some things he needed to do to stay here. Rules to follow.

After all, if you steal a smelly slipper this time, you might steal a smelly sock next time...

Just thinking about it makes Kitsune feel sick to his stomach, so he might as well interrupt Shukaku's path to perversion.

Shukaku, who was wronged, cried and fainted in the toilet.

However, after pinching his nose and trying to get closer several times, Little Kyuubi finally gave up.

He almost lives in the food court, but he really can't stand the pungent smell.

This is a kind of torture for yourself!

"These slippers must have been stepped on and then dried on the steamer! How did this unpleasant stench come about!"

Taking two steps back, the little Kyuubi used the whip formed from chakra to hit the little Shukaku hard.

Snapped!

"Ow!"

Little Shukaku woke up instantly.

"Which guy attacked%￥#... Bah! Ugh~"

Vomiting out the smelly slippers in his mouth, little Shukaku held his hands against the wall and kept retching.

It looks like the delivery person who has eaten black garlic.

The little Kyuubi next to him looked at him with pity.

"What a poor fellow."

"It turns out that it's not a special hobby, but it's so hungry that it doesn't choose what to eat. But this civet cat doesn't seem very smart. Are those slippers edible? And they are slippers with that weird smell. Wow, it's really impossible. Imagine how hungry the civet cat must have been at that time."

Little Shukaku recovered a little, and began to hold on to the wall, quickly looking for the guy who attacked him, and then saw Little Kyuubi not far away, who was making comments.

"Stinky fox...pig?"

Because he was too surprised, little Shukaku's eyes widened a little, and his small eyes contained great doubts.

Why does the pig in front of me have nine tails?

And it still has the aura of Nine Lamas?

What did the Nine Lamas do to the pigs?

No, tailed beasts can't reproduce, right?

Little Kyuubi narrowed his eyes and looked at Little Shukaku: "Little tanuki, I feel your malice!"

Little Shukaku: "Oh, I don't know where the wild boar got the Nine Lama's chakras from, please show your true form! Be careful, I will slap you to pieces!"

Little Kyuubi: "Wild boar? Beat me to pieces? Hahahaha~ You have grown up, little raccoon cat. I will let you know why the flowers are so red!"

Little Kyuubi waved his claws, and a pig suddenly rushed forward, directly slapping Little Shukaku into the soil, and the slaps fell like raindrops.

"Even I can't recognize you. Your head must have been smashed by Hashirama's Wood Release!"

clap clap clap!

"Do you feel the familiar iron fist?"

clap clap clap!

"I am no longer a wild boar!"

When little Shukaku woke up from the trap, he wanted to rise up and resist, but was soon suppressed by the ruthless iron palm of little Kyuubi.

"You can't afford it, so you actually carried out a sneak attack!"

"You were waiting for me to get up!"

"I……"

"stop fighting……"

……

Under the earnest teachings of Xiao Kyuubi, Xiao Shukaku finally realized his mistake and decided to change his past.

Then, little Kyuubi saw how pitiful little Shukaku was, so he decided to take him to eat real food.

"Is this the hotel you're talking about? It doesn't look like much."

"Oh, stupid, the real treasures are hidden in the small shops on the street."

Little Shukaku followed little Kyuubi into a roadside restaurant, looking at everything here curiously.

This roadside restaurant looks a bit old, and the wallpaper on the walls is a bit mottled. Near the roof, there are oil stains accumulated over the years that are difficult to remove, but there is no dust. It is obviously cleaned with intention.

There are several dining tables, tables and chairs placed in the store, making the already small space seem a bit cramped.

It was still too early now, and there were only a few people sitting at the table.

Although Xiao Shukaku had seen these things before, he didn't pay much attention to them because he was just doing damage at that time.

Later, after being sealed in the Jinchuriki's body, the Jinchuriki's activities were also restricted, making it difficult to visit leisurely like this.

And when I looked through the seal, I didn't see the reality with my own eyes.

"Is there anything good here? Don't tell me it's human food. I don't eat human food." Little Shukaku turned to Little Kyuubi.

After Xiao Jiuwei finished ordering the meal, he smiled contemptuously: "You are so hungry that you eat slippers, and you still say you don't eat human food?"

Little Shukaku pounded the table angrily: "How many times have I told you, I didn't steal those slippers!"

"You can't even steal it."

"I never steal anything!"

"That's because you can't steal it from anyone, you scumbag with a tail!"

"Ahhhh, you stinky fox! Isn't it great to have more tails!"

"Haha, I'm so sorry. Having more tails is great."

While the fox and the tanuki were quarreling, the meals were brought out one after another by the waiter. Although he was curious about which ninja's psychic beast the little tanuki was, he didn't ask any more questions, nor did he doubt that the two psychic beasts had given him the gift. Can't afford the money.

Because Kyuubi's reputation as a foodie has spread throughout all the food streets in Konoha.

According to legend, as long as you get the appreciation of this psychic beast, doubling your sales volume is not a dream!

Therefore, major restaurants and food stalls are instantly motivated to research new meals.

Looking at the food on the table, the little Shukaku who was arguing at the table moved his nose, smelled the fragrance in the air, and blurted out.

"It's delicious."

the next day.

Just when Naruto was about to go to the Hokage Building to ask the Hokage for the qualification to build a signal base station, he saw Little Kyuubi and Little Shukaku holding each other's shoulders and striding down the food street.

"Smelly fox, this thing you recommended tastes really good."

"Oh, I don't need to question my taste."

"Go to that dessert shop in front?"

"let's go!"

Naruto said with a puzzled look on his face: "This tanuki ran out too fast, but why do these two have such a good relationship?"