Konoha's Happy Naruto

MMP!Lecherous old man, I have something to say about MMP today!

You can't even recognize me?

Have you forgotten about your disciple who is pronounced Namikaze Minato and written Namikaze Chuuji?

Look at my face and the color of my hair, don’t you think we look a lot alike...?

Naruto looked at his own image in the nearby mirror.

His face was smeared with mud, his head was a mess, covered with mud, and his body was still covered with weeds. It was indeed difficult for people to recognize him.

But that's not the reason why you can't recognize me!

Since you are unkind, don't blame me for being unrighteous!

Lecherous old man, accept the punishment of justice!

"The first door, open the door, open it!"

The air wave created directly blew the dirt off Naruto's head, and his golden hair shot straight into the sky, much like a Saiyan when he transformed.

The only drawback is that the air waves on his body are not golden.

But Naruto was still very satisfied with this, and before anyone could react, a pig rushed over!

Lifting one foot, the size 42 shoes slapped onto Jiraiya's size 52 face.

Unprepared, Jiraiya turned around in the air for two and a half weeks with a distorted face, and then his whole body was stuck to the wall, and his legs subconsciously kicked twice.

"Sir Jiraiya!"

Sakura was the first to react and ran over quickly, preparing to pull Jiraiya off the wall.

This was the legendary Sannin, the master of her future husband Sasuke, so she had to establish a good relationship with him in advance.

Sasuke took a step slower.

"Naruto, what are you convulsing about again?"

Kakashi looked at the dust floating in front of him without changing his expression.

Jiraiya was his master, the master of Naruto's father. Normally, Jiraiya would not recognize Naruto, which would indeed make Naruto angry.

But with Naruto's current appearance, who could recognize him immediately?

And Kakashi didn't think that Naruto knew Jiraiya's identity, so he just thought that Naruto was losing his mind again.

Naruto only realized this after he kicked him, but even after kicking him, he couldn't pretend that nothing happened. His brain was running fast, and he quickly came up with a very reasonable reason.

"I...I saw him peeping into the women's bath that day!"

Jiraiya among the Sannin is a very contradictory man who fully demonstrates the complexity of human beings.

He could travel for decades for a prophecy made by the Great Toad Immortal, just to find the illusory possibility of world peace.

He liked Tsunade, who was also a Sannin and had never married before being killed by Pain.

A frog at the bottom of a well will eventually end up in the sea. These are the words Jiraiya said before he died. They are very heroic.

Jiraiya has a very charming personality, he is kind, free and unrestrained, and he is heroic when fighting.

but……

Jiraiya is also the author of the best-selling pornographic books in the ninja world, the Intimate Paradise series.

In the ninja world, people who are prostitutes are a typical representative of those who have lost contact.

Everywhere Jiraiya goes, you can see him in the red light district or around the women's bathhouse.

If you didn't see it, then Jiraiya was probably writing a pornographic book out of inspiration.

Two behaviors that can be called opposites are perfectly integrated with Jiraiya.

He has created this Jiraiya that makes people love and hate him at the same time.

So the reasons Naruto gave were impeccable.

Kakashi could only sigh helplessly at this.

Sakura's hand that was about to help Jiraiya stopped in mid-air, and subconsciously retracted it.

Sasuke also stopped, and the smile on his face because he worshiped the legendary Sannin as his master quickly disappeared, and then he looked at Jiraiya carefully.

His upright brain began to spin, thinking about what Jiraiya, who was peeping in the women's bath, could teach him.

Jiraiya, who had just been buckled down from the wall, noticed the solemn atmosphere here. He felt that he should say something to save his dignity in front of his two future apprentices.

Because he also recognized Naruto's identity when he rushed over.

And he was originally going to accept Naruto as his apprentice.

"Well, I appeared in the women's bathhouse purely for the purpose of creating art that people like. The great material collection was not comparable to the low-end method of voyeurism."

Then, Jiraiya turned to Sakura who was still worried and said: "Little girl, you can rest assured that although I like to collect materials, I am not interested in women with very flat figures..."

Before he could finish speaking, an angry Sakura punched him into the wall again.

Li Ying: I haven’t reached the growth stage yet, I haven’t developed yet!Not flat! ! !Moreover, is it really okay for Sasuke-kun to learn from this guy?

"Kakashi-sensei, is this guy really the legendary Sannin?" Sakura clenched her fists, with bulging veins on her forehead, and looked at Kakashi. She was very angry, and her eyes were full of doubt. .

I don’t know if it’s because Jiraiya peeped into the women’s bath, or because Jiraiya said she had a flat figure…

"This is indeed Jiraiya-sama among the three ninjas. He is very powerful. Although he has some...well, rather special hobbies, Jiraiya-sama spends a large part of his time traveling in the ninja world. He is knowledgeable and personable. Integrity can be trusted..."

When Kakashi spoke, he casually put the affectionate paradise in his hand into his ninja bag.

The suspicion in Sakura's eyes deepened.

"Kakashi is right, I am such a person, and in addition to the title of Sannin, you can also call me Toad, Toad, Sen, and Human!"

Jiraiya came out of the wall again, turned over in the air, and landed firmly in front of everyone. He patted the ground with his hand, and an adult-sized toad appeared at Jiraiya's feet.

Then Jiraiya shook his long hair, put his front foot on the head of the toad, and looked at Naruto: "Young man, I think you have amazing bones. You must be a rare genius in the ninja world. Are you interested in becoming my disciple?"

There is a ghost with amazing bones. I thought you were going to teach me the palm technique of falling from the sky... Naruto patted the dirt on his head and said, "What can you teach me? Let's talk about it first, I have a beautiful woman." As a friend, I would never do such a thing as peeping into a women’s bath!”

The accent on the words 'beautiful girlfriend' was deliberately added.

Jiraiya choked on the words he had prepared: "Today's new generation is really unpredictable."

Could it be that the name of Sannin is not loud enough and he is lonely?

Jiraiya touched his chin and began to quickly think of ways to deal with it.

When Kakashi told him before that Naruto was the most unexpected ninja, he still didn't believe it, but now he believed it.

Who can bear to open the Eight-door Dunjia to greet each other when they meet?

But if something unexpected happens, you can’t say hello in a normal way, right?

After thinking for a while, Jiraiya said: "I have a super powerful ninjutsu that doesn't require any seals. It can break gold and gravel. Do you want to learn it? If you want to learn it, please become your teacher."