Konoha's Happy Naruto

Several shadow clones were sitting in the woods, absorbing natural energy and monitoring the surrounding situation, but because they had not yet fully mastered the magic, they were always exploding.

Fortunately Naruto Chakrador.

In front of the tombstone of the third generation, there are several square mounds of earth that serve as tables and chairs.

Just like when the third generation taught Naruto how to read.

But Naruto didn't know how to use Earth Release, so he dug the soil from the nearby woods and piled it up.

There were several plates of food and some drinks on the table.

The one in front of Naruto was a drink, and the one on the Sandai's side was wine.

There were several speakers placed in the open space in the distance. The songs were chosen by Naruto last night. They were cheerful but solemn, and they were just the right songs for joy and mourning.

However, these songs have no names. They should be composed by some wandering artists. After all, the ninja world does not pay attention to this.

There are very few songs that can bear the author's name.

Melodious singing came from the speakers, and several shadow clones released their transformation skills and danced randomly, like a group of demons dancing.

Some of them used seduction techniques.

The ultimate ninjutsu that the third generation had never had the opportunity to see before his death was seen this time.

After Naruto looked at it, he felt his head was buzzing, and he quickly took out the half-filled bottle of painkillers from his arms.

This was what the third generation was wearing on the day he died in the battle. Naruto originally wanted to give it to Iruka or Jiraiya, but he didn't expect to use it first.

In the past, Naruto always asked others to take painkillers, but this time it was finally his turn, and he was still angry with his shadow clone.

Why did the Nidaime invent this ninjutsu when he had nothing to do? !

It's just a sin!

This pot...it's up to you.

Door room!

After taking the painkillers, Naruto breathed a sigh of relief and poured a glass of wine into the open space next to the third generation's tombstone.

He started talking here and there, but as he continued, he came to what he had always wanted to say.

"Old man, I understand you, have you ever understood me? You always thought I was fooling around, but I am really serious about my work..."

As a new youth in the 21st century, I just want the ninja world to develop towards the world I know.

Obviously, ninjas have all kinds of magical ninjutsu, which can push productivity to an incredible level.

Deidara's secret technique can produce nano bombs. What does this mean?

This shows that he has the ability to rub nano-scale chips with his hands!

Whether it is 5 nanometers, 7 nanometers, or 14 nanometers, if a chip of this level can be rubbed by hand, shouldn't it be offered as a national treasure?

As a result, people set off fireworks in the ninja world, and finally they set off a big one and blew themselves up like fireworks.

Itachi's Amaterasu.

It is said to be able to burn all objects. With this, what type of steel cannot be smelted?

He was actually used to burn people, and then he couldn't be burned!

Oil girl family.

Humanoid self-propelled insect repellent, absolutely zero pollution, zero residue.

But he was forced to become an undefeated myth that is always forgotten.

The sand ninja's puppet.

A super construction worker, one can equal at least five construction workers, right?There is no need to eat or worry about personal safety.

As a result, he was taken to the battlefield to fight...

Is this how 'fragile' is used?

The most egregious one is Yunyin Village.

He secretly crafted a super cannon that could shatter the moon.

Even the earth cannot do this!

Then all of the above, because of the war, eventually developed into the current situation of five villages fighting.

Who can blame this?

Group possession?

He might not be able to carry it.

Naruto thought for a long time, traced the source, and finally placed the blame on the Six Paths Sage.

Because Kaguya wants to kill all humans, she has a bigger pot to blame.

It is precisely because of the above operations that make people lose consciousness that Naruto decided to use his own way to change this tragic and miserable ninja world.

It's just that Sandai and others don't understand, that's why they feel a headache.

Naruto confidently threw the blame off his head.

And he also has the confidence to do so.

The takeout business provides convenience to many villagers and also allows many genin to earn more salaries.

The mobile phone assembly line factory provides hundreds of villagers with high-paying jobs and indirectly drives a number of related industries.

Foodies Kyuubi and Shukaku are like two catfish, stirring up several lifeless food streets.

There was also Zabuza's seafood factory, which directly reduced the price of seafood in Konoha and its surrounding areas by [-]%.

And some smart businessmen began to slowly learn from Naruto's factory system.

A spark called industrial civilization has been ignited in the ninja world.

However, nothing Naruto does is systematic.

Because there is always a Sword of Damocles named 'Otsutsuki' hanging above the head of the ninja world.

So Naruto needs power.

This is the first time Naruto has said these things, and it is the first time even the Nine-Tails in the sealed space knows.

"Should I do something?" Looking at the game interface that once again turned into a gray screen, Jiuwei fell into thinking.

Naruto talked a lot, everything that could be said but could not be said.

With the celestial being's clone standing guard, it's safe here.

So Naruto said it reassuringly.

As he spoke, Naruto poured wine for the third generation's tombstone and began to drink himself.

At the end of the drink, Naruto hugged a rabbit that ran out of the forest and refused to let go, trying to get rid of it.

The angry Kyuubi kicked him unconscious.

You actually want to have sex with a rabbit?

What should I do with my eldest granddaughter? !

Still, the shadow clone dancing next to him couldn't stand it anymore, so he cleaned up the scene and returned home with the main body on his back.

Shadow clone: ​​I have endured pressure that I should not bear at my age...the original body!Stop moving!Shadow clones can explode...

Peng!

The smoke cleared and Naruto fell to the ground.

Fortunately, he hit the ground face first.

The second shadow clone took over the heavy task and said tragically:

"Even after my death, my sons will survive; sons will beget grandchildren, and grandsons will beget sons; sons will beget sons, and sons will beget grandsons; descendants will be inexhaustible..."

Before he finished speaking, he was punched by the clone next to him. Who the hell are you talking about? !

They are all shadow clones, why are you so showy?

Did you take extra classes? !

After some arduous ordeal, the clone finally completed the task.

Lying on the bed, Naruto was still yelling.

"From now on, I am the eldest brother, and you are the second brother. Let's go to the Xiao organization to grab a third brother. The three of us will become sworn brothers in the peach garden! Huh? No peach trees? Wait until I plant one..."

The shadow clone stood aside and wrote all this in the diary with an expressionless face.

After sacrificing so many brothers to get you back, you are still here trying to get your way?

Wait for the society to die!

at the same time.

In a certain house of the Sarutobi clan.

Konohamaru looked at the information that was almost filling the room behind him and felt like crying.

This was all what he and the elders in the clan wanted after he came back.

The elders were very pleased and began to borrow materials from their old friends.

Borrow some from this house, exchange a lot from that house, and soon there will be so many.

In the end, the elders said: It’s not enough!

"Ahhh~ Grandpa, your request is really difficult~"

Konohamaru glanced at the writing brush hanging on the wall, crying and studying at the same time.

"Ahhhh~"

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PS: Because I don’t drink often, I ignored the fact that you can’t drink while taking medicine. Thanks to the book friend ‘Bad Little Fish’ for correcting me.

Warm reminder: Do not drink alcohol while taking medicine~