Konoha's Happy Naruto

"That's it. Although investigating Konoha's existing strength is one of our goals this time, it will be really troublesome if we go too deep."

Itachi stopped and looked ahead. He could guess that there would be a trap ahead, and so could Kisame.

Therefore, even if you are acting, you should not overdo it, otherwise you will pretend to know nothing and jump into the trap. It will not be easy to explain to Payne.

But he wanted to know how the two tailed beast clones wanted to deal with this situation. If they just hoped for traps or reinforcements, then Kisame could only use Samehada to take away their chakra.

"Haha, if that's the case, then it's up to me!"

The nine tails of the little Kyuubi stood up behind him, and chakra surged around him.

Little Shukaku was also ready to fight.

Itachi and Kisame stood ready, the reputation of being the strongest tailed beast was great, not to mention having a one tail beside them.

Even if they are just clones, they should not be underestimated.

Taking a deep breath, Little Jiuwei looked up to the sky and screamed: "Help!!!"

Then he grabbed little Shukaku and ran away.

The flying sand hit the somewhat messy faces of Itachi and Kisame.

???

I thought you were going to fight to the death, but you actually ran away!

What about your dignity as the strongest tailed beast!

Itachi thought about many scenarios, but he never thought that these two guys would give up their dignity and run away.

He and Kisame didn't react for a moment, and they were stunned for a moment before catching up.

Because Kyuubi's style has always been to fight to the death, even when he was beaten by the first Hokage with one hand, Kyuubi never thought of retreating.

So Itachi and Kisame naturally thought that Kyuubi was going to attack.

The serious Kyuubi must be what they thought.

But this Kyuubi is not serious.

How can a 93-year-old comrade confront you head-on?

Oh, plus the 12 years that traveled back in time, Kyuubi is now one hundred and five years old.

He is a hundred years old and has a brain problem, so he uses his clone to fight the Akatsuki organization head-on.

So Xiao Jiuwei ran with peace of mind.

"Smelly fox, you can actually run away?" Little Shukaku looked like he was meeting Nine Lamas for the first time.

"Can the tailed beast thing be called an escape? I call it a strategic retreat!"

Just after he said a few words, a huge and dark shadow enveloped him from top to bottom.

"Damn tailed beast! How dare you play tricks on us!"

There was uncontrollable anger in Kisame's eyes, because he was actually deceived by a tailed beast that was recognized as a brainless beast in the ninja world!

The same shark in his hand suddenly swung down and slashed at the little nine-tails that made him angry.

Suddenly, a large green-skinned kappa sprang out from a distance and kicked Kisame's shark face.

"Knoba Gang Force Whirlwind!"

At this time, 'Sasuke' also sprang out from the grass and punched Itachi.

"One against seven! Punch me!"

Itachi caught the fist. Although it felt a little strange, it was indeed his brother's chakra fluctuation, so Tsukuyomi, who was full of brotherly love, greeted him.

Monthly reading space.

In the red sky, with a red moon hanging in the middle, the whole world seems to be polluted by the Ke style.

The world seems like a black and white picture drawn by a naughty child, and the space is very distorted.

Itachi was holding up a small kunai, preparing to make his dear brother suffer.

Then he saw a yellow figure on the cross who was both familiar and unfamiliar to him.

Itachi's hand holding the kunai shook.

"Kyuubi Jinchuuriki? How come you have my brother's chakra?"

Naruto looked at Itachi, revealing a row of big white teeth.

The reason why he possesses Sasuke's chakra is because of a plan that year, the 'Chakra Exchange' plan.

Initially, inspired by Uchiha Madara absorbing Hashirama's chakra and then opening the Rinnegan Eye, Naruto wanted to see what changes would happen after he and Sasuke exchanged chakra.

As a result, nothing has changed after so many years, but the chakra exchange continues.

Naruto hadn't had time to absorb today's Sasuke's chakra, so he used the transformation technique to become Sasuke, and then used Sasuke's chakra to disguise himself as Sasuke.

It is estimated that only Sakura, who often checks Sasuke's body, and Hinata, who buys clothes for Naruto, can tell the difference.

The presbyopic Itachi is a little worse.

The reason why Naruto disguised himself as Sasuke was because he wanted to tell Itachi something through the Tsukiyomi space.

"One against seven, I'm here to negotiate."

Itachi ignored it and silently replaced the small kunai in his hand with a long-handled katana.

Without mercy, he stabbed directly.

Naruto gasped, then stopped mid-breath.

Because he found that it wasn't particularly painful, and it wasn't even as painful as when he and Kyuubi held the 'Ming Fox Competition', when the big fox beat him.

It turns out that the big fox is so mean to attack?

I'm stabbing you here, and you're still distracted... Itachi felt that he was being underestimated.

So there was another Weasel on the left and right sides again, and he said at the same time:

"This is the Tsukuyomi world. Time, space, and quality are all under my control. In the next 72 hours, I will stab you with a knife non-stop. I don't know if you can continue like this. Ignore it."

Naruto recovered from the pain.

"One against seven, I'm really here to negotiate."

prick!

Itachi turned a deaf ear: "There are still 71 hours, 59 minutes and 59 seconds."

Naruto glared at him.

This is also a dog. When I first thought I was Sasuke, I was alone and using a small kunai. Now I realize that I am not your dear Oudou. Not only did I use a machete, but I was stabbed by three people. I!

Is he really a super brother who can seal six seconds every second when he meets Sasuke?

"One against seven! I'm really here to negotiate!"

Itachi saw that Naruto was very angry and decided to add some spice.

There was a pulling sensation, and both Naruto and Itachi were split in two.

The six weasels raised their swords and stabbed them out at the same time.

This can't go on like this, I have to say something to calm Itachi... Naruto thought for a while.

"Did you know that Sasuke has a girlfriend?"

Itachi was unmoved.

"Did you know that Sasuke learned the Rasengan and opened the three Magatama Sharingan?"

Itachi perseveres.

"Sasuke has a boyfriend, did you know?"

Itachi's hand shook, paused for a moment, and then thrust harder.

Naruto gasped.

Itachi reacted, although it was negative, but as long as he was listening, he was afraid that Itachi wasn't listening at all, so what he said would be in vain.

After sorting out his words, Naruto said:

"When you said it was for Sasuke's Sharingan, I didn't believe it. As a cunning disciple like you, it's okay to leave your Sharingan to Sasuke, because you know that the Mangekyo Sharingan will lose its light in the end. You don't want to Sasuke became blind, right? But the fusion of two pairs of kaleidoscopes with depleted pupil power must not be as good as the fusion of two pairs of kaleidoscopes with full pupil power, right?"

After stabbing, Itachi's hand stopped in place for a long time before he said, "What do you want to say?"

The Uchiha clan is all insane!Who taught you to stab someone and talk at the same time?You can't take out the knife first... Naruto moved his body, and the corners of his mouth twitched in pain, but he didn't speak.

After Itachi reacted and pulled out the knife, Naruto said:

"The reason why Kaleidoscope will go blind is because the restored pupil power cannot match the consumption. But if there is a large amount of energy as a supplement, it may be possible to make up for this consumption."

"I know that there is an ancient Loulan country in the Kingdom of Wind. There is a huge dragon vein there with inexhaustible energy. Theoretically, it will be helpful to your kaleidoscope. You can try it."

What Naruto said was not groundless, but was proven by actual examples.

That is Obito.

Kakashi could only use the kaleidoscope in the later stages, and he used it very sparingly. Just like this, by the time of the fourth battle, his eyesight was greatly reduced.

Obito immediately used the kaleidoscope as a flat A, and when it came to the final battle, it was no big deal.

The only difference between Obito and Kakashi is that Obito has Hashirama cells.

Hashirama cells can provide a large amount of life force and chakra, and may also contain some Asura chakra.

In addition to Asura's chakra, there are two other things left, and Dragon Veins can also provide them.

As for the other one, Danzo, who also has Hashirama cells and Sharingan...

Forget about the guy who uses the Sharingan as a resurrection coin.

Naruto's words made Itachi a little moved, and his reason told him that this was impossible, but Itachi was still ready to go and have a look, and asked, "Why are you telling me this?"

"Why? Because I need you, my little brother, to cause some trouble for those who want to arrest me."

"Where did you learn about the purpose of the Akatsuki organization?"

Naruto looked at Itachi: "There is a kind of person who is born with knowledge."

For those who have watched Naruto, if they traveled through time, what would it be called if they didn’t know it from birth?

"Finally, here is a piece of news about your brother. There is a snake with malicious intentions, targeting Sasuke."