Konoha's Happy Naruto

"Licious old man, do you know where Tsunade is?"

"Of course I know. Tsunade is very famous in the gambling world. With this clue, ANBU has found her approximate location, in a place called Tanshu Street."

"But we have to rush there quickly. For some reasons, Tsunade rarely stays in one place for too long. If we go too late, it will be troublesome to find Tsunade."

After hearing Jiraiya's words, Naruto gave him a sympathetic look.

Are you still covering for your goddess?You deserve it for not being able to catch Tsunade.

For some reason, isn't it the legendary 'Big Fat Sheep'?

After all these years of gambling, I have never won a few times, and every time I win, something bad happens.

It can be called a model of losing when gambling. He is addicted to food. The big fox plays games every day and can still use gold coins to buy equipment. This one can only lose money.

Shizune, the personal butler, is often worried that they will live on the street. The one thing she always talks about is: Tsunade-sama!No more gambling!Otherwise we would have to sleep on the street!

The creditors chasing after Tsunade for debts could circle Konoha three times!

I don't know what these loan sharks are trying to do by lending money to Tsunade.

Do you really think Tsunade can pay back the money?

You can't just be greedy for Tsunade's body, right?

Tsunade's little fists won't hammer them into a pulp!

And as a top medical ninja, Tsunade is absolutely skilled in biological castration and other things.

I don’t know why Konoha chose such a bad gambler to be Hokage, couldn’t Jiraiya do the same?

They're all Sannin, Jiraiya doesn't have any cards?

Huh?

Naruto lowered his head and thought, he seemed to have discovered a blind spot.

Tsunade was a gambler, but she couldn't easily mobilize the village's funds, so there was no harm.

Jiraiya is also a pervert and will spy on women's baths all day long, which is extremely harmful.

So choosing Tsunade over Jiraiya was probably the result of the push from all the female jounin?

After all, there are lessons learned from the past three generations. Among the guests received by the bathhouse, there are absolutely no female jounin...

A group of four people walked around and then got ready to rest in an unnamed town.

Naruto felt that this place looked familiar.

"Is this the place where Jiraiya was seduced? Why didn't you see the young lady seducing the lecherous old man?"

There was some murmuring in his heart, and then Naruto asked Kyuubi in the sealed space.

"Big Fox, have you sensed Itachi and Kisame?"

"No, I haven't sensed the chakra of these two people since I left the village."

"is it?"

Naruto remembered his previous conversation with Itachi.

"Weasel and Shark are not really looking for Orochimaru, are they?"

at the same time.

A secret base of Orochimaru.

Orochimaru was lying on the hospital bed, with various tubes inserted into his two arms. Kimimaro stood beside the bed, controlling the instruments.

"Kabuto, have you found Tsunade?" Orochimaru's voice was a little different from before. The damage to the soul caused by the corpse seal was much more serious than he imagined.

He can no longer feel the presence of his arms, his whole body is much weaker, and he has also become a little irritable.

"Lord Orochimaru, we have sent extra manpower to look for it, but it will probably take some time. Please be patient..."

Kabuto adjusted his glasses on the bridge of his nose.

Regarding Orochimaru's injury, Kabuto thought it could be alleviated somewhat, and even if it couldn't, it wouldn't be worse than it is now.

But Orochimaru didn't trust him and asked Kimimaro to stay by his bedside.

"We are sending more manpower and sending out all the people we can. The most important thing now is to find Tsunade. All other things can be suspended first..."

Before Orochimaru could finish speaking, he felt a slight vibration in the base.

Some dirt fell from the roof.

"Kabuto, what's going on? Are there any enemies?" Orochimaru had a scary expression on his face.

"I'll go check it out right away."

Kabuto ducked away, and soon came back with the teleportation technique, his tone a bit panicked.

"Lord Orochimaru, the invading enemies are Uchiha Itachi and Inogaki Kisame! They are almost finding the entrance to the base, please evacuate quickly!"

"What?! How did they find this place!"

Some cold sweat broke out on Orochimaru's forehead. The scene of being instantly killed by Itachi seemed to still be vivid in his mind.

It was also from that time that Orochimaru knew the flaw of his immortal reincarnation, and his resistance to illusions was almost zero, so he focused on Sasuke's Sharingan in an attempt to make up for his flaw.

But it's useless to think about it now. When he was in good condition, he couldn't deal with Itachi's genjutsu, let alone his current soul-injured state.

"Kimimaro, pack your things, let's get out of here."

the other side.

Kisame chopped down the mutants that rushed up with his sword and said: "These things don't seem to be formed naturally. Orochimaru is really a crazy guy. He actually created so many mutants. Mr. Itachi, why did you suddenly think of chasing Orochimaru?" ?”

Itachi calmly threw a few shurikens and nailed the two mutants.

"As a betrayer of the organization, if there is a chance, of course we must clean it up. Isn't this what Payne said? And we happened to get the information about Orochimaru and have nothing else to do, so it doesn't matter if we stop by. "

The Xiao organization has a 007 work system, with no days off all year round and random overtime work. Not only is there no salary, but once you join, you must work until death.You cannot quit, otherwise you will be hunted down.

Kisame knew this, so he nodded without asking.

And Itachi's inner thoughts: I killed my entire family and clan just because of Sasuke, how dare this snake touch my beloved Oudou?Die to me! ! !

When the two of them entered the base, the place was already deserted.

"Orochimaru is worthy of being the one who escaped from Pain. His escape was so clean and tidy. Mr. Itachi, are we still chasing him?"

Kisame looked around and found no clues before asking.

"If I look at it again, even if it is a well-prepared escape plan, there will be some omissions."

Itachi searched casually, but judging from the scarlet three-magatama Sharingan, he was not as casual as he appeared.

After a while.

The corners of Itachi's mouth turned up a little, but he quickly regained his composure.

"It's an easy clue to find. Let's go and follow the tail to find the snake."

Kisame retracted his muscles and followed Itachi.

He didn't know why, but he always felt that Mr. Itachi was a little different today.

After all, the clues that took so long to be found with the three magatama can't be said to be 'easy to find', right?

"Mr. Itachi may not be in a good mood today. Maybe Orochimaru has offended him somewhere."

Kisame was thinking, and an idea that he thought was ridiculous flashed through his mind.

"It can't be because Orochimaru attacked Sasuke before, right? This is too funny. How can someone like Mr. Itachi care about his younger brother?"

"After all, this is a dangerous man who slaughtered the entire clan."