Konoha's Happy Naruto

"Master Ninjas, this is a small business, we don't want to destroy it."

The shop owner came out and stood tremblingly in front of Naruto and others, wiping his sweat with a towel and preparing to ask for compensation.

Shizune was a little embarrassed and subconsciously glanced at the pet pig in her arms, Dolphin.

"I really want to lose a lot of money. I don't have enough money. Even if I sell Dolphin, I will still be short..."

Dolphin seemed to feel the danger, and screamed "Puff", moving uneasily.

Because they really don't have much money, food and accommodation are okay, but compensation... If they don't want to sell themselves, they have no choice but to run away.

So Shizune looked at Naruto and the other three for help.

Sasuke wouldn't have a lot of money with him, and Sakura was just an ordinary family, so they all looked at Naruto.

Because Naruto wanted to buy snacks for Hinata, he always had a seal scroll on him to hold money.

Without saying a word, Naruto simply discussed the compensation with the boss and left with a few people after paying the money.

"Let's go and see how the lecherous old man was beaten. Don't be beaten to death. I'm still waiting for him to return to the village to reimburse him."

"Are you just worried that no one will reimburse you? It's a shame that Mr. Jiraiya treats you so well." Sakura dragged Sasuke to follow her.

"I say this because I know that the lecherous old man cannot be beaten to death so easily, and how has he treated me well? I am the one who usually beats the most, and he still doesn't give me medical expenses!"

"That's because you always destroy Jiraiya-sensei's manuscripts."

"You directly said that the little pornographic book is terrible, and judging from the current situation, you might as well let me ruin it..."

Naruto and Sakura are the main ones, with Sasuke making corrections from time to time.

He quickly described an image of Jiraiya.

But it was far from the image of Jiraiya in Shizune's mind.

Tsunade usually wouldn't tell her about Jiraiya and Orochimaru, so Shizune always thought that among the Sannin, only her own Lady Tsunade was unreliable.

Doesn't that seem to be the case now?

Jiraiya-sama actually wrote a pornographic book?And peeking into the women's bathtub?

Is this the legendary Sannin?

Shizune began to wonder what kind of person Orochimaru was. Did the legendary Lord Leng have an unknown side?

He appears to be an upright person, but secretly he is an idiot?

Then he was discovered, and then he defected from Konoha...

The group of people quickly came to a high place. Looking down, they could clearly feel Tsunade's anger from the constant explosions in Tanshu Street and the rising dust from time to time.

"Do you think Jiraiya-sensei will really be beaten to death by Tsunade-sama?"

Sakura was a little worried. This situation didn't look like Naruto said it was okay.

However, on one side was the teacher who accepted her as a disciple, and on the other side was the idol she admired very much. It seemed inappropriate to cheer for anyone, and she also thought that Teacher Jiraiya had gone too far.

How can anyone blatantly give pornographic books to girls?

You gave it away secretly!

"Probably not. Tsunade-sama is very measured in her actions and will not really hurt Jiraiya-sama..."

Before Shizune finished speaking, she heard Tsunade's furious voice coming from the distance.

"It's useless to argue, go to hell, Jiraiya!"

boom! ! !

Then there was an even bigger cloud of smoke and dust.

Several houses that seemed to be in disrepair were affected and collapsed one after another after wailing.

The loan shark who usually chased after Tsunade to collect debts wanted to go up and yell a few words at first, but when he saw this scene, he got cold feet.

Money is an external thing, you can ask for it at any time, you only have one life, if it is gone, it is gone.

Even those who were ready to watch the excitement stayed far away.

Shizune coughed lightly and clasped her hands in front of her chest: "Now I can only pray for Lord Jiraiya, hoping... that he can keep his body intact."

Dolphin also pretended to make a few "poofs".

Naruto laughed dryly. As expected of the woman who followed Tsunade, she was so ruthless that most people couldn't match it.

But Jiraiya actually dared to hand the pornographic book to Tsunade. Why didn't he realize that the lecherous old man was so brave before?

If you had been so brave earlier, maybe your child with Tsunade would be as old as me.

When it comes to seeking death, I, Naruto, would like to call you the strongest!

I used to play in pediatrics!

"But in this case, it may be more difficult for Jiraiya to chase Tsunade, but it might also be reduced?"

Naruto rubbed his chin and thought wildly.

Maybe... Tsunade will awaken to something strange after reading the Little Yellow Book?

Several people sat together, admiring the scenery of Tuchu Street, and chatting from time to time.

Jiraiya: Tsunade!Listen to my explanation, it's all Naruto's fault!

Tsunade: Do you think I can't recognize your handwriting?Repent of your sins!

What disappeared under the sunset was Jiraiya's youth.

evening.

Jiraiya limped and found the four Narutos who were still watching the show, followed by an angry Tsunade.

Jiraiya covered his face, and his words were still unclear: "I've seen enough of the show, let's go."

Naruto: "Where to go?"

Tsunade said angrily: "Crematorium!"

Naruto looked at Jiraiya in confusion, are you sure you don't want to save him for a while?

"No, you don't have to go to the crematorium. Let's go to the hotel first and return to Konoha tomorrow." Jiraiya sneered and explained in a low voice that he didn't dare to touch Tsunade's troubles now.

Angry monster girls are just plain scary.

"Tsunade agreed?" Naruto glanced between Tsunade and Jiraiya.

Why did you agree to become Hokage after a fight?

Is your fight serious?

Is it persuasive or persuasive?

"Immortals have their own tricks."

Jiraiya chuckled and waited until Tsunade left with Shizune before explaining.

"Tsunade was angry at the time and didn't pay too much attention. She broke a lot of things along the way, and she had no money to compensate. So I promised her that as long as she serves as the fifth Hokage of the village, Konoha will compensate her."

Naruto looked at Jiraiya in surprise.

"Licious old man, is this also included in your calculations?"

"How is it possible... I just happened to take advantage of it."

Jiraiya's face darkened, he walked up to Naruto and punched him!

"If you hadn't always destroyed my manuscripts, how could I have put them together with such important letters!"

Naruto covered his head and glared at Jiraiya.

"Blame me? If you had asked me to destroy that thing, it would have been fine. Lecherous old man, just wait! I will tell Tsunade about your 'suitors lining up from the Hokage Building to the gate of Konoha'!"

"Do I have so many suitors?" Jiraiya was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered that this was what he had said to Naruto at that time!

"Naruto, come back!"

The next morning.

Naruto's two clones walked in the center of the team carrying Jiraiya who was lying on a stretcher.

Jiraiya: "What a sin! Why did I accept such a disciple in the first place!"