Konoha's Happy Naruto

After a heated debate, Naruto finally got a fairly satisfactory funding.

After walking out of the Hokage Building and looking at the sky, Naruto decided to buy something first and then go see Jiraiya.

at the same time.

Tsunade felt that today's task had been overfulfilled, so she stretched out and showed off her proud curves.She was going to hand over all the unimportant files to Mute, and then get off work and go have a drink.

As soon as I got up, I heard the office door knocking again.

"Enter."

Tsunade frowned, ready to see who would disturb her from skipping work.

But the ones who came in were not people, but two chubby little guys, with their erect tails swinging behind them.

"This is a psychic beast raised by some ninja..."

Tsunade was confused at first, and then realized that this was the clone of Kyuubi and Ichibi who wandered around the village and sold some things from time to time!

Although the information said that the body shapes of the two clones had changed greatly, she had not expected such a big change in body shape.

This is much fatter than our own dolphins!

If she hadn't seen it with her own eyes, it would be hard for her to believe that it was a tailed beast.

It wasn't like this when these guys were tied up outside the gate of Konoha by their grandfather.

Tsunade clearly remembered that when she, accompanied by her grandfather, went to deliver food to the nine tailed beasts, these guys didn't eat at all.

On the contrary, I still dislike it.

What have the tailed beasts experienced in these years?

"Are you here to sell something?"

Although confused, Tsunade took out a report from the drawer.This was the price that the third generation paid for the things he sold to Kyuubi.

At the bottom of the report, there is even written when the price can be lowered.

"I really want to sell something, but there are some differences."

Little Kyuubi looked at the height of the sofa. He couldn't see Tsunade when he was sitting on it, and it was inconvenient to talk about things, so he simply jumped on the table.

bang.

Like a heavy object falling to the ground, the table that had been hammered by Tsunade made an unbearable creaking sound, but it still stood firm.

Shukaku-chan just came to express his position, so he sat on the sofa and ate the snacks Shizune gave him.

"I'm here this time mainly because I want to open a store. I need your approval for a business license. The guy working below won't give me this thing, so I have to come to you."

"Well, as for the price...huh?!"

Tsunade stood up suddenly and stared at Kyuubi.

what did she hear?

Tailed beast wants to open a store?

Was it some boring guy who cast an illusion on me?

Tsunade looked around warily.

Little Kyuubi had no choice but to pat the table, attracting Tsunade's attention.

"Little girl, I am serious. No one is using illusions or anything like that on you. Really, when will you guys let go of your prejudice against tailed beasts?"

"This is not a matter of prejudice, it is actually this...this..."

Tsunade thought for a long time and couldn't think of a suitable explanation. She could only say: "Your behavior is really incredible, just like some uneasy kid."

The little Kyuubi waved and grabbed it nonchalantly.

"Isn't this still a matter of prejudice? As an intelligent creature, I believe that you humans should maintain the most basic respect for us tailed beasts, instead of treating us as unintelligent beasts."

Tsunade was silent for a moment and then said: "I'm sorry, this is indeed an oversight on my part, but the harm you caused in the past cannot be ignored."

"Again, I'm talking about this kind of nonsense. From the time I was born to now, the number of people I've killed is not enough for you to kill each other. Okay, let's not talk about this problem anymore. I want to open a store, so hurry up and write a approval note."

Tsunade had a headache, but she sat down and found the batch slip.

After all, the current little Kyuubi is not harmful to the village, and it also boosts the economy.

So if approved, it won’t be a big deal.

"What kind of store do you want to open?"

"Hmm... a stuffed toy store."

Xiao Jiuwei's expression was very serious. This was his decision after careful consideration.

Because his equipment is not suitable for selling to civilians, nor is it suitable for selling to ordinary ninjas.

So I made this choice based on my own resources.

……

"Hello, which ward does Jiraiya live in?"

Naruto was acting very well-behaved while carrying a pile of food.

"Ah, you are talking about Lord Jiraiya among the Sannin, right? He is currently in Ward 103."

"Thank you."

When Naruto left, he could still hear the nurses discussing Jiraiya.

"I heard that Lord Jiraiya was seriously injured this time."

"Yes, it was cured by Tsunade-sama herself."

"It must be some very dangerous mission..."

Naruto chuckled twice in his heart.

What kind of mission is spying on Tsunade taking a bath?

Walking through the corridor, Naruto entered Ward 103.

The environment here is quite good, with single rooms and complete facilities.

The sun shines through the window and shines right on Jiraiya.

"Licious old man, I'm here to see you!"

Naruto carried the things in front of Jiraiya: "Beef jerky, dried fruit, and some extra hard nuts are all my favorites. See if I treat you well."

Jiraiya, who was tied up as a mummy, was very happy at first, but after hearing Naruto's words, his nose became crooked with anger.

Can I eat these things now?

And what the hell are you giving me your favorite food?

"Traitor! You really want to piss me off, don't you?"

"Don't be so angry. If you had listened to my advice and got rid of these bad habits, nothing would have happened. You have been pursuing it for so many years and you still haven't discovered the reason why you have never succeeded..."

Listening to Naruto's endless talk, Jiraiya was somewhat unable to refute, but some things were not so easy to correct, let alone problems that had lasted for so many years.

Out of sight, out of mind, Jiraiya closed his eyes and prepared to play dead.

Seeing that Jiraiya was distracted, Naruto frowned and squatted beside the bed, reaching out to poke the wound.

"Licious old man, are you listening to me?"

"I... vomit! Traitor! Stay away from me!"

"No! As a considerate and considerate disciple, I will definitely help you correct your bad habits!"

"I don't have to! Let's go!"

Naruto: Poke!

"Ugh! Traitor, you..."

Poking!

"Whoops!"

Charge up and poke!

……

A stocky nurse drove Naruto out of the hospital with a broom, then stared at him with her hands on her hips.

"You're crying and howling in the ward, disturbing other patients' rest! If you make trouble like this next time, you won't be allowed in!"

Naruto stared back, and then when he saw the nurse picking up the broom, he turned and ran away.

Naruto, who dared to kill Orochimaru with a knife, was afraid of the nurses in the hospital.

Because being a mummy here for seven days left a deep impression on him, and he almost had a psychological shadow on the nurse.

This may be the magical law of nature.

After escaping from the hospital, Naruto patted the dirt on his body and walked towards the Ninja Academy, preparing to hand over the funds and then advertise for the construction of the base station!

Connecting every village to the Internet is finally coming true.

It's not easy!