Konoha's Happy Naruto

"After that brat Naruto was hospitalized, it felt like the whole world had become quiet. This kind of peaceful life is what I need. This should be Naruto's daily life."

Tsunade put down the file and leaned on the table, playing with her dolphin.

After Koharu and Mito Katoen and other senior executives were packed away by the third generation, there was no one to stare at Tsunade and nag her, so she was very comfortable now.

After Shizune saw it, she urged angrily:

"Tsunade-sama, you are lazy again. It is obvious that the files on your desk have not been reduced at all! And you are the Hokage, but it turns out that I am the one who handles the most files. If you keep doing this, I will resign. I really I resigned..."

"I know, I know."

Tsunade waved her hand, tossed the pig aside, and continued working.

Although he knew that Shizune was just joking, he didn't want to go too far, so he could only complain while reading the file.

"I just said I didn't want to be Hokage, but that guy Jiraiya had to go find me. Now I regret it and there's no place to resign. One or two of them are both big-headed guys. I feel like I need to find a sixth generation as soon as possible. Just take over, huh? This is..."

Tsunade picked up the file and read it carefully.

"There were three people from the root last night. They quietly left the village to investigate something. Their whereabouts were secretive? Did that guy Danzo start making small moves again? He is also a restless guy."

"The teacher has obviously taken away so many annoying guys at that time, why can't he add another Danzo? This kind of guy will only add chaos if he stays. It seems that he will take someone to the root later."

"With this document, Naruto is almost healed? As expected of the Uzumaki clan, can't this guy just let me worry a little and stay in bed for two more days? It seems that the beating was gentle at that time!"

"This one... is terrible!"

Tsunade's movements paused, and she stood up from her seat in an instant, as if facing a formidable enemy, her expression was very panicked, and cold sweat broke out on her forehead.

The things above are major events that can threaten you!

It was clearly written on the document.

'A group of loan sharks are heading towards Konoha in a group, numbering around 230. '

The creditors are coming!

"I have to run quickly!"

Tsunade grabbed the pigeon, dragged Shizune and was about to run away with the bucket, then she remembered that she was now the Hokage.

It’s so funny that you can’t run away at all!

Coupled with the fact that Naruto was likely to cause trouble again after being discharged from the hospital, Tsunade felt like her whole body was numb.

Sitting slumped in the Hokage chair, it felt like the world had lost its color.

The headaches come one after another, why can't there be one thing to make myself happy?

Sure enough, I shouldn't have agreed to Jiraiya at that time!

It's all Jiraiya's fault!

"No! You have to find a way! If you can't solve the trouble, throw out the source of the trouble first!"

There was no way around loan sharking. If there was a way, she wouldn't have been hiding from debts at that time.

But Naruto can still solve it.

Although the Nine-Tailed Jinchuuriki cannot be beaten to death, and she cannot be beaten to death, Naruto can be thrown outside the village. Instead of letting Naruto cause trouble in the village, it is better to release him and cause trouble outside!

"Let me see if there is any suitable mission. Let's throw that Naruto guy out first and then talk about it... Escort mission? To the Land of Snow?"

……

Konoha Hospital.

"Licious old man, I'm almost healed. I can be discharged from the hospital tomorrow. Look, not only can I walk, I can also run. Hey, I can also jump! I jump!"

Naruto, who was wrapped like a mummy, was jumping up and down in the ward like a monkey.

"How about it, are you surprised? Are you surprised? Are you happy? Don't worry, I will come to see you often after I am discharged from the hospital! And I will bring you a lot of my favorite things to eat!"

"What a sin! Traitor! Don't run away!"

"Do you think I'm stupid? I won't let you hit me if I don't run away!"

Jiraiya reluctantly got out of bed, picked up the crutches beside the bed, and swayed after Naruto like an extra-large penguin.

The two of them were chasing each other in the ward, which was very lively.

Suddenly, the door was opened.

Naruto and Jiraiya stopped and turned to look at the same time, and saw Kakashi standing at the door with Sakura and Sasuke holding a fruit basket.

Then the two of them returned to their hospital beds as if nothing had happened, pretending to be dying.

Naruto: "I seem to be dying. I just came back to my senses."

Jiraiya: "..."

Kakashi sighed: "Jiraiya-sama, and Naruto, you seem to be recovering well. No wonder Hokage-sama issued the mission and said that he must take you with him."

"Going on a mission?"

Naruto's voice rose an octave: "Can't you see that I am a critically ill patient who is dying! Can you still have some sympathy? Genin have no human rights! I protest, I..."

Before he finished speaking, Kakashi took out an apple from the fruit basket and blocked Naruto's mouth: "The Hokage's order, protest is invalid."

Are you still dying?

This person is full of energy and looks healthier than me.

Obviously I am the one who needs a vacation the most.

Ah, my vacation was ruined again!

After three seconds of silence for his lost vacation, Kakashi looked at Jiraiya.

"Jiraiya-sama, this time the Hokage has called on you to go with me."

"Do I want to go too? I am also a dying patient." Jiraiya's face froze, but he quickly figured out the key, looked at Sasuke in the tin can, and then asked Kakashi with his eyes .

Kakashi nodded.

Jiraiya understood.

He went there to be on guard against Orochimaru, but at the thought of seeing Orochimaru, Jiraiya was still a little excited.

Meeting good friends is a pleasant thing.

"When to set off?"

"Hokage-sama said as soon as possible, preferably tomorrow morning if possible, because we have to contact the mission target first this afternoon."

After a few brief exchanges about the mission situation, Kakashi and the other three left.

When leaving, he resisted Naruto who was pretending to be dead.

Being carried by Kakashi and Sasuke, Naruto's legs kicked up and down.

"You don't even spare the dying people. What do you want to do? I'm a patient! Is there any justice..."

Unable to stand the strange looks from the people around him, Kakashi could only block Naruto's mouth again.

"Stop making trouble. You have almost recovered. Now you being here will only affect Master Jiraiya's rest. And don't you like staying here? I just happened to take you out so that you can leave. In this place, if you don’t say anything, I will take it as your acquiescence.”

Naruto's eyes widened angrily and he shouted MMP in his heart.

You should take the apple out of my mouth!

How can I speak with my mouth blocked?

You guys call this subjugation into a move!

No one cares anymore!

I want to complain!