Xueba Queen's vest

Shen Qing is not the only one who faces family urges to marry during the holidays.

And Comrade Zhou Baiyan and Zhou Dabao.

Moreover, the degree of being ferociously urged to marry far surpassed that of Shen Qing.

The matter started from the last time Zhou Baiyan released the pigeon of his blind date.

At that time, Ye Wushuang's participation in the Ixta civil war as a stateless soldier had just become popular all over the world, and everyone knew that she was in great danger.

A relative in Zhou Baiyan's family who has not figured out his blood relationship until now introduced him to a blind date.

How to choose between the two, even the dogs at the entrance of the village know how to choose.

He rushed to Ixta without hesitation, and after changing his appearance, he integrated into the government army led by Ye Wushuang.

Due to his outstanding performance, he was quickly selected by Ye Wushuang as an undercover agent who sneaked into the rebel army to steal information, code-named "Chameleon".

There is one thing to say, isn't it easy to let a world's top killer go undercover or something?

Not only did he successfully complete the task assigned to him by Ye Wushuang, but he also conveniently dismantled the escape helicopter used by the senior officer of country A who commanded the rebel army to fight.

Of course, he is not a devil.

He personally drew a helicopter assembly manual for the military officer of country a.

Fearing that their mentality would explode, he even attached a smiling face as a comfort, which is very humane.

After the war, he did not go to Ye Wushuang to report to receive credit.

Because his purpose of coming to Ixta was only to help her.

You can leave after helping.

If you don't leave, it will be bad if she finds out. She is so smart and sharp, if she finds out who he is, it will be so embarrassing.

and.

She is safe and happy, that is the reward he wants most.

He returned home without stopping.

Then I was scolded by my dear mother Tao Jiafang:

"Zhou Dabao, your skin is itchy, don't you, let you go on a blind date, you can hide outside for several months? Do you know how long the girl waited for you in the coffee shop? Do you know how angry the matchmaker is?

Tell me the truth, what were you doing out there? "

In the past few months, Zhou Baiyan only reported that he was safe in Yixu Pagoda every day, and the other questions were "no reply, something happened", which made Tao Jiafang very angry.

But Zhou Baiyan can't say that he fought in Yixu Pagoda?

He thought for a while and came up with a perfect excuse: "I had a hard time abroad, and I finally met my parents and returned to China. I didn't want to get married so soon, and take on another responsibility early, so I worked outside. While traveling through the mountains and rivers of the Xia Kingdom."

As Ji Shen said, he sold lighters on the streets of Wenneng abroad, and Wuneng's bathroom was connected to the sewer. He was even more versatile than that almighty robot, and he was extremely tired.

As soon as these words came out, Tao Jiafang was stunned, her eyes were red, and she felt extremely guilty in her heart.

If it hadn't been for her carelessness back then, her eldest treasure would not have been abducted, and lived on the streets at a young age, suffering from hardships.

She choked up: "You are right, you are still young, why are you so anxious to marry a wife and have children? It's my mother's fault.

But you can't just run away from home without saying a word, you can tell your mother if you don't want to, unhappy, or wrong.

You tell your mother, and she will know your inner thoughts. If you don't communicate, you will only misunderstand and hurt each other. "

In those years when she lost her child, she dreamed about how to be a good mother.

Seeing his mother apologize, while Zhou Baiyan was moved, he also felt somewhat guilty of lying.

He nodded slightly: "I see, next time if there is anything, I will take the initiative to tell my mother."

"That's about the same." Tao Jiafang nodded in satisfaction.

Mother Tao Jiafang didn't pursue it anymore, and father Zhou Hu naturally didn't pursue it either.

He felt that what his wife said was what he said, and my son was healthy.

The matter of releasing the pigeons of the blind date is over for them.

But with relatives, it can't be revealed.

The countryside is a simple place, and it is also a place where something can be spread.

"The Zhou family's long-lost Dabao ran away from home for several months to avoid blind dates." In the village, there are three different motives, seven different scripts, and sixteen different endings.

During the Chinese New Year this year, this aunt and that aunt, this hall and that cousin, this uncle and that uncle, it seems that the relatives who can never say the right thing are gathered together.

After the fun, it's time for the "main course".

At the dinner table, all kinds of relatives show off, exaggerate and sarcasm, appearing in turn.

If words can be turned into weapons, I don't know how many martial arts films can be made.

In short, the winner is elated, and the loser is unhappy.

As the saying goes, join if you can't beat it.

Sitting on the sofa holding a bowl and watching TV, Zhou Baiyan, who was at the bottom of the chain of scorn from his relatives, was taken out.

My aunt said: "Dabao, I heard that you released the pigeons of your blind date for several months, so don't dare to do this next time, if you do this again, the matchmaker will not be willing to introduce you.

Every time my son goes on a blind date, he is never late, and people praise my son for his politeness if he fails, but the fate is not good enough. "

The uncle said: "Although you are good-looking, you have been abroad all these years and have never been to school, and you don't even have a decent degree.

Let me ask my daughter who is studying in Beijing to introduce you to an adult university?It is easy to find a job if you have a degree, and if you find a job, going on a blind date can also increase the success rate. "

The second uncle scoffed and added to the topic: "What kind of decent job can I find if I go to an adult university? My son is now working in a listed company with an annual salary of more than 50. If you want me to say, self-study and self-study at a prestigious university is the most useful!"

Someone's unlucky kid joined the topic, gloating: "I just saw that he was still playing mobile games, and I don't know how he can keep playing at his age."

"Still playing games? You can't play games, games are the most harmful, Jiafang, Zhou Hu, we know you two love your child, but you can't indulge Dabao like this! You're hurting him!"

"Yes, the ratio of male to female is very out of balance now. Experts say that there will be many male bachelors in the future. Dabao is like this now. I don't dare to think about what will happen in the future!"

"How to find a job without a degree, how to make money without a job, how to buy a house without making money, how to get married without buying a house, how to carry on the family without getting married, and no one will bury you when you die without carrying on the family!"

There was a lot of chatter, full of anxiety, Tao Jiafang and Zhou Hu were taken aback by what they said, feeling like the sky was about to collapse.

Seeing this, Zhou Baiyan put down the bowl and chopsticks, and slowly got off the sofa.

He walked up to his aunt with a kind and gentle look:

"Auntie, you are so right. I should really learn from your son. By the way, your son has been on blind dates for so many times, but they have not succeeded. Could it be that he has some hidden disease? He can't be gay, right? Don't worry, I'm just asking casually, mainly because there was a news a while ago, that's it, it was said that a man's blind date failed for many years, and it turned out that he was not interested in women, and he hid it from his parents for many years."

He looked at his uncle again:

"Uncle, what you said is also reasonable. I don't have a degree, so it's really hard to find a job. What's your daughter's major? Chinese language and literature? No way? This major sounds high and unpopular, but the job is It’s really hard to find, the last one who graduated from Chinese language couldn’t find a decent job, guess what? She’s re-majorized, money wasted and time wasted on books, it’s so miserable.”

He went to the second uncle again:

"Second Uncle, your son is amazing. I will definitely take your son as an example. Where exactly does your son work? Huanyu? Ah, it's nothing, it's pretty good, ah, you want me to say it? Then I Let’s just say, don’t look at your son’s salary is high now, the market is already saturated, after the bonus period, it’s said on TV that the future annual salary of this industry will be greatly reduced.”

"Little nephew, you taught me the same thing." He patted the unlucky boy next door on the shoulder:

"It's really inappropriate for me to play with a mobile phone at my age. It's not like you. You study hard, work hard, and even wake up the dreamer. I have nothing to be grateful for. I just ordered [-] papers online. There are English history, chemistry, geography, physics and biology, you must like it very much, right?"

The voice fell to the ground, and the audience——

Crow, sparrow, nothing, sound.

Zhou Baiyan looked innocent: "Why are you looking at me? Eat, keep eating."