Xueba Queen's vest

After playing football with Pan Wei, Zhou Baiyan became the first non-student grassroots in the history of Tunghai University.

The video clips of the game recorded by the fan girl were continuously disseminated by football fans, and finally spread to the provincial football team.

The manager of the football team also paid a quick visit and asked Zhou Baiyan if he was interested in joining the professional league.

Zhou Baiyan refused without any hesitation.

After breaking away from the killer world, he just wants to be an ordinary person who eats and waits to die for the rest of his life.

Rejected by the team manager, Zhou Baiyan also has to reject the fans who have sprung up like bamboo shoots after the rain—it's all caused by the eight-pack abs.

After a week, no one who intercepted him asking for contact information or showing love was repeated.

Lao Li laughed beside him: "Dabao, you have become a big star too, your father is right, maybe you really want to bring a daughter-in-law back to see them!"

This is the joke that Zhou Hu said to Zhou Baiyan before.

With a blank expression on his face, Zhou Baiyan cut out a piece of cardboard with scissors, and then took a black marker to write down "no date", "don't eat", "not hungry", "don't want", "don't like", "not interested", "get out of the way, thank you".

"What is this?" Old Li leaned over, not understanding.

"Instructions." Zhou Baiyan's tone was bored.

He had had enough of repeating the same words over and over again.

After finishing writing, he found a rope to pass through the cardboard, and then hung the cardboard around his neck: "I'm going to patrol."

"Hey, you... aren't you the same as a dog tag? Haha." Old Li was overjoyed.

He felt that the child Dabao was really fun sometimes, but sometimes he was really lonely.

Others of the same age are either dating girls or friends during their holidays.

Only Dabao stays in the dormitory every day, playing mobile games at most.

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the other side.

Zhou Baiyan patrolled the alleys in the school, regardless of whether the people around him wanted to burst out laughing or felt outrageous eyes, he moved forward lazily.

A young lady from the dance department came from the east, holding a cake that she cooked herself.

Zhou Baiyan didn't say a word, and raised the sign hanging on his chest.

After reading it, the young lady sighed and left.

A little sister from the foreign language department came from the west, holding two football match tickets in her hand.

Zhou Baiyan's silence is golden, holding up the sign hanging on his chest.

The little sister finished watching, bit her lip and left.

Zhou Baiyan was in a good mood and was very satisfied with the effect brought by the "instructions".

He felt that with this thing, he could save a lot of trouble.

But he didn't expect that the photo of him "wearing a dog tag" was also uploaded to the forum.

At first, everyone thought that Zhou Baiyan's appearance was too funny, and it seemed that he was annoyed by the flirting, so he had to resort to this trick.

Until someone said: "Am I the only one who thinks that Zhou Dabao's handwriting is also beautiful? It's thin and powerful, just like printing!"

Just happened to be browsing the forum, when Pan Wei saw this message, he left an anonymous message with a cold face: "It's not necessarily his handwriting, is it?"

The reason for his anonymity was that he had failed in the previous two confrontations with Zhou Baiyan, and he had become the object of public ridicule.

He was ashamed to go with his name.

Ding dong.

He received a reply quickly.

"It's his handwriting. When I entered school, I saw him write on the cardboard with my own eyes."

One stone stirred up a thousand waves, and the number of comments grew wildly.

"My God, this is actually a word that the security guard can write?"

"It looks even better than me, who has practiced calligraphy for more than ten years..."

"Beautiful skin and eight-pack abs, interesting soul dog brand attack, I declare that I love Dabao every day! He is really cute!"

"Like a handsome and majestic wolf who displeases everyone and wants to bark his teeth when he looks at the world."

"God upstairs sums it up!"

"Thanks to Pan Wei from the Department of History for the real-name system. Without your overreaching, we really would not have discovered this treasure in the world!"

Pan Wei's face turned blue.

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downstairs.

Zhou Baiyan planned to return the same way after patrolling the school.

As soon as he turned around, he found that at the end of the road, a group of boys and girls came running in the dark, and they made strange sounds like "Hey hee hee hee, ahahaha".

Zhou Baiyan: "?"

Zombie virus broke out?

When they got closer, Zhou Baiyan realized that there was also a sign hanging in front of them, which said "just make an appointment", "just eat", "just be hungry", "just want", "just like", "just be interested", "just be interested" Don't get out of the way."

Zhou Baiyan: "..."

This is more terrifying than zombies!

He ran away!

As a result, he ran, they chased, he ran wildly, and they chased wildly.

Zhou Baiyan didn't care about what was in front of him, he ran whenever he could find a way, and slipped through any cracks.

The end result of running like this is that he came to a campus lake with an unobstructed view on the left, and a big green tree that would definitely be surrounded by green trees on the right if he dared to climb it.

Behind is a stubborn pursuer who is more terrifying than a zombie invasion, and in front is a bare, pointless high wall.

Zhou Baiyan felt a chill in his heart, and two words appeared in his mind very cooperatively:

It’s over.

He, who had never been to this place before, pushed himself into a dead end.

This is the most embarrassing moment in the career of a top killer, bar none!

Zhou Baiyan felt ashamed and angry!

In the next second, he was pulled into the door next to him by a hand as white as jade.

Zhou Baiyan's pupils shrank, and the life of a killer all year round made his pupils show a murderous look. He turned around and grabbed the man's neck, and pushed him against the wall.

As long as there is a little force in the hand, this person can drive the crane west.

"Uh." Chen Mujin had difficulty breathing, and her fair skin turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Chen Mujin? Why are you here?" Zhou Baiyan's expression changed, and he quickly let go of his hand.

Chen Mujin panted heavily while pointing to the "office" sign next to her.

It turned out that this was Chen Mujin's office.

This building is also an office building.

Just as Zhou Baiyan was about to say something, the footsteps of boys and girls came from outside, accompanied by conversations such as "Where did Dabao go", "It should be here", "Go to the office and ask", "I'll ask Mr. Chen first".

Zhou Baiyan's expression changed again.

Chen Muqin looked left and right, but couldn't find a place to hide, so she quickly stuffed Zhou Baiyan under her desk, then sat on the chair, and stepped forward.

When Zhou Baiyan reacted, he was already in a cramped and dark corner.

In front of her was a pair of well-proportioned, beautiful legs clad in black silk, with a faint feminine fragrance wafting from her nostrils.

knock knock knock.

There was a knock on the door.

"Come in." Chen Mujin's voice was somewhat hoarse after being pinched.

"Mr. Chen, have you seen Zhou Dabao's security in our school?" the student asked obediently.

"No." Chen Mujin spoke nonsense with her eyes open.

"Okay, excuse me." The student left obediently and closed the door.

Chen Mujin breathed a sigh of relief, quickly stood up and moved away from the chair, leaned over and frowned, with a gentle voice:

"They're gone, come out quickly."

Zhou Baiyan got out from inside, rubbed the back of his neck, and looked away: "Sorry, I just pinched you."

"It's okay, you don't know it's me."

Chen Mujin looked at the "dog tag", and the words on it made her cover her lips and laugh out loud.

Brother Dabao has really carried out his own style to the end.

"Is it funny?" Zhou Baiyan pulled his face.

"It's very cute." Chen Mujin corrected, picked up the book and left:

"I'm going to class, you can wait before leaving, lest they have not gone far."

cute?

Zhou Baiyan thought of his game friend "Scorching Qinglian", and then his face stretched even longer.

He hates that adjective.