Archdruid of Hogwarts

Ernie is not a doctor, and he doesn't know much about medical knowledge.

But it doesn't matter, druids know life very well.

Of course, this is a kind of extraordinary induction, a very idealistic one.

Detection in the extraordinary field does not pay attention to asking and asking, especially not using hands. This has been shown repeatedly in the HP series. If something goes wrong, don't touch it easily.

So even if Ernie came to take a closer look at Vernon's bed, the new information he would gain would be limited.

At this time, all he can do is guess.

Although he had no experience, he felt that it would not be wise to directly apply healing techniques. He might fight the power of the Shocking Curse in Vernon's body and hasten his death.

After thinking about it, he decided to use Nightmare's method first.

However, he did not intend to stick his face into the grass.

After all, it involves the soul, and even the druid's life healing system may not work.

Needless to say, the power of Vernon's Shocking Curse was too strong, eroding his inner universe and causing a huge impact. Who should he cry to?

Therefore, let’s use indirect methods like nightmare seeds.

He took out a test tube, and inside it was a nightmare blood curse that was as silky as Obscurus.

This was not Quirrell's, but one bred from his own blood.

If you want to be the master of nightmares and control others through the power of nightmares, strengthening the connection is necessary.

As for this nightmare blood curse, Ernie used it as a three-corpse brain pill.

After planting, connecting and controlling it in the form of dreams every once in a while is equivalent to taking the antidote regularly, which is not only harmless, but beneficial.

For example, it treats depression and other mental illnesses, allowing people to sleep without dreams and have a good night's sleep.

On the other hand, it is another kind of shocking curse.

Now, it's a gamble.

Betting on the power of nightmares is more powerful than the Shocking Curse.

Ernie is quite confident about this.

The power of nightmares comes from the ancient gods of Yamaguchi Mountain and is based on life, and many lives represented by the humans of Azeroth are transformed by the flesh and blood curse of the ancient gods.

It can be understood that the ancient gods are extraordinary versions of biological experts.

How could the extraordinary power used by such a god-level being be so low?

The actual reaction was as Ernie expected. After the Nightmare Blood Curse entered Vernon's body, it quickly gained a firm foothold and began to exert force.

The various problems caused by the Horror Curse have become the nourishment for the growth of the Nightmare Blood Curse.

The only bad thing is that these two powers have the characteristics of killing fat pigs, whether from the perspective of soul or flesh and blood.

Therefore, Vernon was as if he had undergone liposuction surgery. His body quickly shriveled up, and his skin did not fit properly. It was loose and exposed, and it looked scary and uncomfortable.

Ernie secretly breathed a sigh of relief, because he was not the one fighting on the front line and was not under his control. Instead, he was nervous and worrying about gains and losses.

As for the situation at hand, it is nothing more than a matter of rejuvenation.

However, if the problem is solved too easily, it will appear cheap. Especially if the target is a stupid woman like Penny, she must receive a beating and scolding service to get the right medicine.

So, facing Penny's concerned gaze, Ernie said with a cold face: "The most serious problem has been solved, but you have also seen that the evil power has consumed too much of his vitality, and fat is just a symptom.

What you can't see is that the evil power has also consumed a lot of his mental energy. It's hard to say whether he can wake up. "

Petunia trembled and said: "Sir, no, Master, you must have a solution, right? After all, even the most difficult problem has been solved."

Oh, you're not stupid, you can reason.

Ernie made a sarcastic face: "Don't look directly at me, you Muggle.

I helped him solve the problem. It was a favor that Harry got in exchange for asking the White Wizard.

Who do you think you are, you have the dignity to drive me? Or do you think that this near-death resurrection thaumaturgy is a cheap pill that can be bought for just a few pennies? "

Petunia lowered her eyebrows and lowered her eyes, "No, no, I never meant that, I just begged you..."

As a result, Ernie impatiently waved his hand and interrupted: "I told Lily back then that low-level creatures like you have broad minds and do not have enough wisdom in life.

You don’t understand that since there is something extraordinary in this world, it must be superior to the ordinary world.

You don't understand that without the extraordinary protection of justice, the mortal world, like a castle on the sand, will be destroyed at any time by those beings who use extraordinary power unscrupulously.

In addition to complaining, you will only drive away or trap and kill those extraordinary people who sympathize with you, are willing to reason with you, and are willing to abide by universal morality.

But they don’t know that the truly evil ones treat you as wild dogs and ants and kill them casually, just like the disaster that happened to your family not long ago.

You are so ungrateful. If it were not for the restraint of Mr. White Wizard, I would have taught you a lesson for Lily who sacrificed her life for a just cause.

Do you think Lily and James were just fooling around, offended someone they shouldn't have been offended, and ended up dead? In fact, they not only protect the extraordinary world, but also the mortal world.

Without their sacrifices, mortals would have been reduced to livestock pens slaughtered at will by the Dark Lord.

Now we know why Harry has such a big reputation, let us make an exception, right? Because he is the son of a heroic hero. "

Maybe Ernie was redressing his parents' grievances, and Harry couldn't help but burst into tears, and Petunia even burst into tears.

But a dog can't change eating shit. Of course, at best, it can be called a loving couple. Petunia turned her face and hugged Harry again: "Harry, save your uncle. He is the support of the family. Without him, this family will not be able to survive." That’s it!”

"Uh..." Harry was obviously in trouble and almost called Ernie by his first name. Ernie winked wildly and then realized: "Uh... Professor, please save my uncle."

Ernie continued with a dark face: "You have to know that favors are not unlimited. If you ask for too much, you will have to take on debt. When you need warriors who dare to die to deal with evil, you may be blamed."

Harry loudly said firmly: "I am willing, please save my uncle."

Ernie cursed in his heart: "Geez! Why can't you teach me? You agreed too happily. You have to show the struggle of human nature. It's just right to put on airs and let Penny do something good. Even if it's just a verbal promise, it's good. , I really can’t help you..."

"Don't think that because you are young, you can rely on him. In the wizarding world, you don't reach adulthood at the age of eighteen. You are already called sir, and you have to take on the responsibilities of a man.

Let me ask you again, Mr. Potter, are you sure you want to bear a life debt to save this man? "Harry didn't act well, so Ernie had no choice but to add his own drama and make the scene more grand.

At this time, Harry stepped into the role, acted his true self, and said solemnly: "I do!"

Petunia cried again, this time she was so moved by Harry's performance without saying a word.

"Okay, the wizard's promise is as good as gold, and the spiritual contract is established, and I will do what you want." Ernie pretended to be unpretentious, and then even more pretending to start doing the unnecessary spell-casting work. , just have to jump rope on the spot.

This time I used Life Bloom, with two layers of effects.

The radiant breath of fresh green life has a more visual effect.

It is also easy for people to feel the extraordinary breath. Just taking two breaths can make people feel refreshed, just like opening the legendary elixir, and the beeping effect is first-rate.

The body's self-regulatory function was stimulated, and the nutrients in the skin and internal organs were extracted and utilized. Vernon's figure returned to the state he had in his twenties. At that time, he was just a slightly fat man. Although his appearance was not good-looking, he At least he doesn't look stupid.

Perhaps stimulated by the strong recovery of his body, Vernon actually woke up, but he was obviously very weak. After confirming that his wife and son were fine, he muttered and fell asleep again.

Petunia also understood that Vernon was out of danger and just needed to rest.

After letting go of the important things that were hanging on her mind, Petunia suddenly felt sleepy, tired, and low on energy, but she still managed to keep her spirits up and looked at her son Dudley, with a pleading look on her face again.

Ernie was not used to it this time, and said to Harry: "You see, this is a mortal.

What they care about is not restricted at all. What they don't care about is that they should pay as much as they can. She wishes you could bear the debt for one more life so that her own son's hemorrhoids would get better.

You have saved two of their lives now, which is enough to make up for their material efforts and spiritual charity over the years.

I suggest you to sever the relationship. You can ask your godfather to be your guardian. There are plenty of houses in Hogsmeade. You are already a gentleman and can make your own decisions. "

Petunia responded quickly: "No, no, no, I am Harry's legal guardian, he is my nephew."

Ernie scolded: "Move your stinky face away, or lower your head when you speak. If you do it again, I will make you look good!"

Petunia was frightened and aggrieved, and lowered her head.

Ernie continued to scold: "Legal? Are you using mortal laws against extraordinary beings?

Howdareyou! ?

Don't you know that the laws of this world are just tools used by rulers to restrain you humble mud-legged people?

How dare you use this thing that wolves use to pen sheep as a bargaining chip in negotiations with a noble man like me? "

Penny trembled and cried: "I am just a family member, he is my nephew, and we share the same blood."

Ernie repeatedly poked his hand, pointed, and said disdainfully: "Look at this ugly face, it has its benefits, just remember that blood is thicker than water..."

Harry said loudly: "Professor Snape, please show due respect. After all, she is my aunt, the biological sister of your former comrade-in-arms Lily Potter."

"Stupid! Superficial!" Ernie acted like he was angry, yelled, and said: "I will wait for you outside, give you five minutes, and then follow me to deal with the aftermath. You don't think that everyone is sick. , your aunt’s family is suddenly fine, will the mortal officials and the Ministry of Magic turn a blind eye to it, right?”

After that, he walked out of the room with an aura similar to Snape's billowing black robes and didn't look back.

The last words were actually meant for Penny.

Penny did listen. Even though she is a housewife, she also vaguely understands the principle of "not worrying about scarcity but worrying about inequality".

For such a big thing, with such huge casualties, her family had to take full responsibility for fear of being eaten by people from all sides.

Her family is not a wealthy family, they can escape the law, they are just middle class. If there is no protection or suitable explanation, life is worse than death, do you believe it?

"Harry! Harry! You must help us again, otherwise we won't be able to pass this level at all. People's words are terrible, and their saliva can drown people. Usually the neighbors scold you. You know how it feels. This A hundred times more vicious than that, please, Harry!"

What he said was so unscrupulous that even Harry wanted to roll his eyes.

He said in his heart: "So you know very well what kind of suffering I usually suffer, and you pretend not to see it, and you even take pleasure in it, right? You are really yours!"

He followed the agreement he had made with Ernie early in the morning and said, "I'll go back and change the relevant documents, and I need your cooperation.

Uncle, he doesn't know his situation clearly.

My cousin is underage and his words cannot be used as evidence.

Then if you can bite him to death, it won't be a big problem.

Of course, my cousin must be properly restrained. Or, use magic to get it done. However, I don’t recommend it. Surgery on minors can have side effects, similar to allergic reactions, or even worse.

There are physiological differences between ordinary people and extraordinary people. Extraordinary people will be fine, but ordinary people may not. "

Penny was a little flustered and promised again and again: "No need to cast a spell, no need to cast a spell, I will definitely control him."

"Okay, then give me your confession. When someone asks, just say that you were the escort and were not at home when the incident occurred. The only ones injured were my uncle and my cousin.

Among them, my uncle was seriously injured in order to protect my cousin.

You don’t know exactly how it got better. "

Penny frowned and said, "Is this okay? I don't know how it got better?"

Harry explained: "The extraordinary team to solve the problem will arrive later.

In theory, all injury issues will be resolved. At least on the surface, that's what it looks like.

However, the extraordinary team will only solve extraordinary problems and will not consider supplementing recovery techniques.

For the same reason, physiology is different, and truly applicable recovery techniques are very expensive.

Most extraordinary people don't care much about mortals, they just deal with errands.

And they don't care about your injury at all.

So if you don't hide it, they will definitely know that other extraordinary beings have taken action, and then they will find me.

The Ministry of Magic does not allow spells to be cast on mortals, both good and bad. I am just trying to make a fool of myself, do you understand? "

Penny nodded.

"Then, you need to pay attention to the details here. For example, you have to clean up the medical equipment that was given to you before and move it to my uncle's place. And..."

Harry said as he took out some clothes from his fanny pack.

Said: "I went to Privet Drive before, and it was blocked, but I still got some items."

Then he took out a stack of bills and handed them to Penny.

Petunia pushed her away, and Harry explained: "Before, two adults in the family had an accident, and my cousin Dudley was a minor, so the treatment had to go through official procedures.

It's different now. If there are adults in good health in this family, they have to go through the normal payment process and make up for all these things, so you have a lot to do.

Things like paying for medical expenses, applying for accident claims, etc., you have to make up for what the normal situation would be like. You also need to apply for a new bank card and identity certificate. The money is for your convenience. "

Petunia now had a good reputation and knew that Harry was thoughtful.

"That's it, you try your best to do what you need to do. It doesn't matter if it doesn't work, it's just that the relationship with Chaofan is missing. I can get out of the way reasonably and legally, and you can also be relaxed."

"No, no, Harry! Friendships are revealed in times of crisis. It was your uncle and I who were at fault in the past. You are our relative."

Harry was quite embarrassed to have his elders apologize in a low voice, especially because there was an element of deliberately tampering with the work. He said: "Let the past go by and focus on the present. After you clean up, take a nap as soon as possible. You have to do errands during the day. , gotta stay awake.”

He took out another candy box and handed it to Penny: "This candy can relieve pain, but it will not affect recovery like morphine. Give it to my cousin, no more than two pieces a day. Magic is unreasonable and wrong. If something goes wrong, remember.”

Petunia said yes again and again, tears streaming down her face once again.

After pretending to be successful, Harry took the initiative to hug Petunia and reassured: "Everything will be fine. Pay attention to the message I sent Hedwig later. If I want you to travel, don't hesitate and leave immediately. By the way, remember to give Hedwig a message. Wei prepares some small meat sticks, it would be bad if she refuses to work hard and delays things."

Penny asked with a horrified look on her face: "The danger has not passed yet?"

Harry shook his head: "Following the Privet Drive incident, this latest ravage has a radius of two kilometers and tens of thousands of victims.

Several Aurors who were specifically responsible for fighting had been injured or killed.

Once this kind of unworldly evil appears, it will cause huge disasters.

Many disasters and disasters in mortal history were actually caused by extraordinary beings.

It's just that the officials distorted and covered up to avoid panic.

This evil spirit is now hiding in the subway system. You should know how complicated it is there. "

Penny's hands and feet suddenly felt cold, and she was confused: "Then, this, this..."

"So, pay attention to my news. Also, don't try to be clever and leave by force.

If you act more ordinary, the authorities and the Ministry of Magic will ignore you. If you make a fuss, you will be targeted immediately.

Do you know what I mean? At this time, citizens' rights and interests are not taken into account. Even this hospital is a military officer and must obey the arrangements. This is a citizen's duty.

Therefore, even if you leave, you must have cooperation from me, such as issuing a special pass or something. After all, no one can say whether my uncle's illness is contagious or not, and no one dares to take responsibility.

So, be sure not to be impulsive on your part. "

"Okay! I understand. Harry, this time it's all up to you. When you get home during the winter vacation, your uncle and I will solemnly thank you again."

"No need to do this, I will feel uncomfortable. I regard you as my relatives. After all, you are my only blood relative. You have raised me since I was a baby."

"Yeah!" Penny was about to shed tears again. She was really touched by her emotions tonight.

Everything after that was lackluster, except for being laughed at by Ernie: "You're overtime!" The rest was to complete it one link at a time as planned...