Archdruid of Hogwarts

Four years have passed since Aurors and dark wizards fought side by side to exterminate pure-blood families that were neither Death Eaters nor the Order of the Phoenix.

Despite successfully smearing the MacMillan family, the fragile agreement between the Aurors and the dark wizards has long since disappeared.

Now, the thundering war drums sounded again.

Background sound: ‘Woooo…’ the cold wind howls.

The choir chorus: "Kumi Sanrai, Talutarai, Kuwa Sansuo Harutanrai, Kumi Sansuo, Lelu Tasai Trench... Laite Lai Seha Yi, rely on Mi Sanxilu... Ya …”

'Thum, thump, thump thump...'

Accompanied by the increasingly rapid music, the druid threw away his rusty broken sword, carried his walking stick, and ran vigorously through the mountains and forests.

He crossed the gurgling stream and jumped over the rock platform with a drop of several meters. The weeds he stepped on made a crunching sound, and hissed through the air. Then, in the purple magic light and smoke, he transformed into a vigorous head. Under the bright moonlight, on the side of a spectacular waterfall, a spotted cheetah jumped off a stone wall, crushed a puddle, and then jumped off a cliff of tens of meters.

There is no way, a man who comes with his own BGM, no, boy, is such a dick.

Below the cliff is a huge pool, where the cheetah turns into a young killer whale and swims freely. This is the last part of Midnight Fitness.

When you've had enough fun, jump out of the water, transform into a moon-winged owl and fly into the sky.

This is the archdruid's unique mount form. Jianghu is commonly known as Big Bird.

In order to have porcelain white and shiny feathers, the boy deliberately entered a line of code through the command console: .Learn68996, thereby gaining the werewolf's dual-form transformation ability.

In this way, we have werewolf blood, and Moonwing's fur color will be white after transforming.

Kul Tirans are okay, but the adult image of a beer-bellied man is too off-putting, and the character creation panel is locked, making it impossible to create a new account.

That's right, this boy is our protagonist, the time traveler King Sledgehammer, now named Ernie McMillan. When this summer is over, the little wizards will enroll in Hogwarts.

After enjoying the fun of flying freely, Ernie returned home, entered the house through the window, took out his big pants from the closet, went to the bathroom and took a shower, returned to the room with his shirtless body, dried his hair, and lay down on the bed. 'Bang bang! ’ There was a knock on the door.

"Baby! Are you asleep?"

"Sleeping!" Ernie replied angrily.

Then Selina opened the door and came in.

Ernie said helplessly: "I'm fine, no need to cover myself with a quilt."

Selina said coyly: "No, it's windy outside and it's going to rain."

While talking, there was a very cooperative "Click!" ’ There was a flash, and there was a ‘bang’ of thunder.

"and then?"

"You know, mom is afraid of thunder, and when it rains, the house becomes very damp..."

"So what you mean is that in this midsummer season, the doors and windows are closed tightly, the air conditioner is turned on to the maximum, and then a fire is lit in the fireplace and the floor is laid next to the stove?"

Selena's eyes formed crescent moons, she kept nodding, and finally added: "And a pillow!" After saying that, she looked over pitifully.

Ernie muttered in a low voice: "Is this just a disease?"

Then I thought: "What happened to Druid's Tiger Balm? No one in this world can let me be a nanny!!!"

Seeing that her son was indifferent, Selena bit her silver teeth and performed her special move:

She cried in a nasal voice: "My baby, you are the only close relative of mine. Don't you want a mother now?"

"Exaggerated acting skills!" Ernie secretly complained. Although I knew it was an act, I still felt soft. Some people said lazily, "Okay, I agree."

Selena happily said "Hey!" and then rushed over with a quilt in her arms, shouting: "I want a bear"...

After a few minutes, the scent of pine wood began to waft through the room along with the warmth of the fire.

Ernie turned into a giant bear and became Selina's heat reflection plate and oversized pillow. She contentedly rested her arms on the bear's arms, hugged the bear's waist, and fell asleep on the mattress with a small quilt.

Ernie held Selina in his arms and thought helplessly: "Who is not a baby?"

Then I thought: "Speaking of this Britain, the dimensions are similar to those in the Northeast. The wind is strong and the humidity is heavy. They know how to bake bricks with clay, but why haven't they invented an energy-saving and easy-to-use mortal artifact - the fire pit?"

Thinking again: "In a few days, we will move to the restored MacMillan ancestral home. It seems right to bring the Squib relatives who were close to Selina in the past to live together. Otherwise, wait until I go to Hogwart Tzu, Selena will only be lonelier.

When the time comes, find me a cheap father. Should you agree or not?

Are any male wizards of their age reliable?

Although the grievances were cleared and money was obtained, the embarrassing situation of the Macmillan family in the British wizarding circle did not ease much.

Now it also has a strong fat flavor, which is really worrying.

But when Voldemort is resurrected in a few years, it will probably be even more embarrassing and worrying, right?

well! Obviously, financial freedom is only about not being in danger of material scarcity. If you want to be truly free, you must have power and prove it to the world. "

I also thought: "After these years of exploration, Xiaoyao 837 has almost mastered the golden finger. But it is only a quantitative expansion, not a qualitative leap.

Moreover, the stand-alone server cannot be compared with the official server after all. There are many bugs, so I dare not waste it. Once it crashes and cannot be restarted, it is doomed.

The most important thing is that the core of transcendence is idealism and sensibility. To make dreams come true requires mental strength and emotional strength. If you want to make items from the stand-alone world real in this world, the consumption is really high.

There is everything in the dream, but when you open your eyes, you can only cook dumplings in a teapot, which is a bit tricky..."

In fact, in the past few years since Ernie traveled through time, he has been working on solving this crucial monetization problem, and has achieved certain results.

For example, anger can be an emotion, and the giant bear, the guardian form of the Druid's combat profession in Yamakou Mountain, is prone to anger and is good at controlling and utilizing it.

Plus the Alchemical Rage Potion. Better results.

However, among many emotions, the power of negative emotions is relatively low in cost performance.

This is determined by the attribute bias of the combat profession. If it is a death knight, demon hunter, warlock and the like based on shadow, evil energy, and the power of death, then the power of negative emotions will be of higher value.

Druid is a combat profession in the natural god system, and is theoretically neutral. However, humans are sunlight creatures, biased towards the positive side, and must be like Flame Druid, Dark Shaman (Harrom and Harlem in Battle of Orgrimmar). Cardris), Ernie thought, was a typical narrowing of the road.

For positive druids, the most precious emotional power is love, followed by happiness.

Give love, receive love.

Happiness is made happier by sharing.

This almost determines his strength, which is already linked to the concept of 'good guy'.

Therefore, good people are rewarded, which is his motto in this life.

The most important thing in life is to be happy. is his course of action.

Of course, life is not just pure white. Many items in the dream world also require other emotional strength to take out.

Therefore, in an emotion of fear, he had thought about the Boggart.

There is no definite whereabouts for the others.

Maybe, try to be a douchebag to get pain?

Watch more tear-jerker movies to get grief?

Actively suffer from procrastination to gain anxiety...

The following are all just imagination. To be honest, in the past four years, in addition to trying to get rid of poverty, the most effective and most effective attempt he made was to save his anger by doing things.

When a new day came, Selena sat at the dining table early, with her legs together, her feet kicking, a napkin tied to her chest, and playing with knives and forks in her hands, looking eagerly like a hungry cat waiting for food. Ernie, who was busy in front of the stove, kept muttering: "Isn't it better yet? Isn't it better yet?"

Ernie took the time to glance at Selina, who was acting like a coquettish child, and thought to herself: "Is this the legendary happy appearance of a woman, as if she has been charmed by a rejuvenation curse?"

In fact, Selena always presents herself with a dignified, calm and elegant image.

It once reminded Ernie of the heroine in the show "The Good Wife" that he had watched a little bit in his previous life. You clearly knew that she was making a fight, but you didn't dare to take it lightly.

Only in front of him was he like this.

But it doesn’t happen overnight.

In the beginning, she pretended to be a good mother.

Later, she performed her true character, expressing the pain, confusion, worry, and fear caused by the hardships life had imposed on her.

Later, it became more and more common for me to become quiet and dazed.

Later, she gradually started to smile, and her eyes looked at him with a different kind of doting.

Finally, he began to lose age, as if he was about to become a baby in one breath.

"Boom boom! Today's main breakfast: clams dipped in goblin mustard, side dish: baked eggs with herbs, staple food: spiced bread. Drink: morning dew wine."

While announcing the name of the dish, Ernie brought the meal to the table. It was completely up to Michelin standards. Not only was the dish itself excellent, but the presentation was also very particular.

Selina sniffed each one first, and then said happily: "I want to eat."

Cut a piece of herbal baked egg. After tasting it, he narrowed his eyes happily, then cut another piece: "Come on, Master Cook, give me a piece as a reward."

"I'll just do it myself."

"No, you must eat what I feed."

"Okay, um, delicious! Thanks for the food!"...

It took the mother and son more than half an hour to finish the disgusting breakfast.

Then, Ernie went to wash up and change clothes, while Selina washed the pots and dishes.

In fact, with cooking magic, these tasks can be completed automatically.

But Selina felt that the magic operation was not in place, so she was happy to do it herself.

According to Selena, this is how she spent her girlhood.

Although he has a close relationship with the ancient Black family, the emperor also has poor relatives, and Selina's natal family is not well off. The situation of favoring sons over daughters in the family is also quite serious. If there is any good thing, let's focus on Selena's two uncles first.

This is also an important reason why Selena got married early.

"Your father is actually an older child. His understanding of the love between men and women is superficial, and he doesn't care much about it. His good upbringing made him capable of shouldering the responsibilities of a husband and father in those early years.

Suffering makes people grow quickly. During those crisis-ridden and precarious years, we sparked the spark of love. Then he left very suddenly and forever..."

When Selena mentioned the past, she was certainly sad, but it seemed more like she was talking about her lost youth. She had more regrets, but she could also accept this ending.

At times like this, Selena would miss Hogwarts.

In her mind, Hogwarts created her own glass slipper. Without it, she would probably have spent her life on the path of Cinderella.

Well, Ernie admitted that after being talked about a lot by Selina, he also had a sense of sanctuary in Hogwarts.