Konoha's Crazy Dave

On this day, Hei Jue put down all the matters in the hands of the manure picking brigade.

Arrive at the Uchiha clan land

Madara sat on his seat and slowly opened his eyes. A pair of purple eyes with outlines like growth rings suddenly appeared in his eye sockets.

Hei Jue almost jumped for joy when he saw this scene! !How many years!How many years! !Mother is finally coming back! !

Go ahead and pick shit!Mother is the most important! !

"What should we do now??" Hashirama felt the silent atmosphere and asked a little unbearably.

"Go save mom!" Hei Jue shouted excitedly.

...

"...What was the process of saving your mother?" Dave looked at Hei Jue and asked.

"After Master Madara has the Samsara Eye, he can channel the heretic demon and inject the chakra of the nine tailed beasts into it to summon the Ten Tails. The Ten Tails will evolve into the final sacred tree, and Master Madara will fuse with it, Then release the Infinite Tsukuyomi, and mom will be resurrected!" Black Zetsu said excitedly.

"Hei Jue... you are a bit dishonest. There is one key step you didn't mention." Dave smiled and looked at Hei Jue and said.

"Uh... cough cough cough... it's... that's the one... the caster will eventually disappear when the mother comes..." Black Zetsu coughed awkwardly and said... Damn, this brat definitely knows something!hateful!

Madara gave Black Zetsu a cold look, and Black Zetsu was knocked away by a repulsive force.

Madara stood up slowly and looked at his hands

"This feeling... is not bad..." Madara smiled evilly and said slowly.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

"...I remember...the Heretic Golem seems to be sealed on the moon, right?" Dave thought about how to get Kaguya out without sacrificing people.

"Yes, yes! The heretic demon is sealed on the moon!" Hei Jue nodded quickly.

"If we go to the moon to directly remove the heretic golem, and then make it a sacred tree, and then find a scapegoat to fuse into it and release the ninjutsu you mentioned to be implemented on the moon, can your mother come out?" Dave thought. Want to say.

"..." Hei Jue didn't know what to say for a moment...Yes! TM’s heretic golem is sealed on the moon. If we get the heretic golem out and find a scapegoat, then mom can still come out too! !

"The question is how do we get to the moon??" Hei Jue has been waiting for a thousand years just to wait for a reincarnation eye to channel the heretic golem. If he had thought of this method a long time ago, he could just go to the moon and get out the heretic golem. , what kind of reincarnation eye are you doing?

"When I was on a mission outside a few years ago, I discovered a cave. There was a stone tablet in the cave. The stone tablet seemed to record a passage to the moon," Dave said blindly.

"Then what are you waiting for! Let's go quickly!!" Hei Jue pulled Dave's thigh and started to run...

...

Dave led everyone towards the scene in the plot he had watched...

Everyone fell into a lake, and everyone suddenly entered the genjutsu. This was a genjutsu lake, but Madara was not affected by the genjutsu and helped everyone unlock the genjutsu... But when he went to see Hashirama... This guy couldn't He was holding something in his arms and drooling, which made Madara sick...

After coming out of the lake in the opposite direction, they met a big crab... uh... Dave and Hashirama grilled it and ate it... uh... it was delicious...

After coming out of the cave, everyone looked at the distorted sea level, always feeling very weird... (This is based on the theatrical version, because there was not enough time, I did not read the details of how to enter the moon, sorry)

At this moment, in the castle of the moon

"Oops, Master! Someone broke into the moon!!" A figure rushed out of the castle and looked at a middle-aged man above the main seat and shouted.

"...Sigh...what a troubled time...Has the road to the moon from the ninja world been discovered yet? How is the situation of the separation of families now?" The middle-aged man sighed helplessly and then asked.

"The people on the other side of the branch... have already begun to have thoughts about the Tsangikan..." The person's words mentioned the branch... his tone seemed a bit low...

"Bastard! Are they even thinking about the reincarnation!" The middle-aged man's face turned red and he roared fiercely.

"Then what should we do now, Master?"

"Let's go find those outsiders first and see what their purpose is." The middle-aged man stood up slowly, and the two walked out of the castle...

Dave

"Interesting, there are people on the moon?" Madara looked at the castle buildings in front of him, his face full of interest.

"Ahem... Madara, will our sudden intrusion disturb them?" Hashirama walked to Madara's ear and said awkwardly.

Madara glanced at this b with disdain, Hashirama was still so timid and fearful.Hum hum, I will definitely fight with you when I go back. With the reincarnation eye, I am invincible!

"People from the ninja world, why do you come to us?" This is, two figures slowly walked up from a distance, looked at Dave and asked.

"Yo! Hello! My name is Senju Hashirama!! Eh??!! Why do you have supercilious eyes!!" Hashirama waved his hands happily and shouted.But when the two walked in and looked at their white eyes, Hashirama felt very surprised.

"We are the Otsutsuki clan. I am Otsutsuki Tagami, the current head of the clan," the middle-aged man said slowly.

"Eh? The Otsutsuki clan? What's your relationship with the Hyuga clan?" Hashirama was even more confused. His surname is not Hyuga?

"The Hyuga clan of the ninja world? Oh, it is recorded in ancient books that they are the lineage left by their ancestors in the ninja world. Our lineage followed our ancestors to the moon," Tiangami continued to explain.

"What is your purpose?" Tiangami asked.

"Go away! We are here to save my mother! Take out the Heretic Golem for me!" Hei Jue stepped forward and said fiercely.

"You...are here for the Heretic Golem?" Tian Shang's eyes became sharp and he asked with a sharp tone.

"Master of the house! What you did is not kind! We have guests here, why don't you tell us about our separation?" At this time, several more figures came from a distance, and a man came forward and looked at Tian Shang. asked angrily.

"What are you doing here? Tian Shang frowned. The people from the separated family are also here. Tsk, it seems like things are in trouble.

"Are you people from the ninja world?" The man smiled and did not answer Tian Shang. Instead, he looked at Madara over there and asked.