Konoha's Crazy Dave

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Danzo really spent these two days in happiness and pain...

The happy thing is that when he was working hard in the Hokage Building, when he was tired, he looked at the Hokage Rock with his own face engraved through the window of the building, and Danzo immediately became full of energy again, which made his assistant Mito Kadeni very happy. Speechless, my assistant has no sense of existence at all...

Now, every day Mito Kabuto spends his time in the office drinking tea, watering the flowers, playing shogi on the computer, and receiving documents to Danzo. It's a very comfortable life.

The thing that makes Danzo unhappy is when he goes home at night... Well... after all, he is going to have a baby in three years. Comrade Danzo has been trembling when he walked for the past two days... Dave is even afraid of him going out. Killed by Feng Dan...

Tobirama and Izuna are liberated, and the old and the new are replacing each other. They have also entered the stage of retirement. They don't go anywhere every day, and just follow Hashirama and Madara around the village... I heard that four people were still alive in two days. We're going to have a concert called the Four Heavenly Kings of Konoha...

In love kidney company

"How's it going? How many old guys are there in Kakuzu's loan?" Kakuzu was sitting in the office, looking at the employees in front of him and asked in a serious voice.

"Uh...Financial Manager...do you want an overview or various stages?" the employee asked, stunned for a moment.

"Every stage of it," Jiaodu thought for a while.

"Inside Lao Lai... there are 347 people with less than 38 silver taels, 133 people with more than [-] silver taels but less than [-] silver taels, [-] people with more than [-] silver taels but less than one million silver taels, and only two people with more than one million silver taels... the first generation "Hokage-sama and that Namikaze Kirin" the employee took out the documents and said one by one.

"Don't worry about those two million taels, I can just go and get it myself. How many of the remaining people are in particularly bad conditions?" Jiaodu asked, rubbing his eyebrows.

"87 were overdue for more than half a year, and 19 were overdue for more than one year..."

"Okay, I understand, go ahead and do your work. The addresses of these people who are in particularly bad situations will be sent to my mailbox later." Kakuzu nodded.

After the employee left, Kakuzu looked at the address in the email he received on his computer and took out his cell phone.

"Hey, let's start taking action. I'll send you the address to Penguin. Those '17' people must be taken care of," Kakuzu said slowly after making a phone call.

"Understood" came from the other side of the phone and hung up.

night...

Someone's home in Konoha...

The man was lying in his room sleeping peacefully. Suddenly, several black shadows appeared at the window...

...the next day....

Before the man opened his eyes, he smelled something confusing. He slowly opened his eyes... sat up...

The word "pay back the money" was written in big letters on the wall in front of him. It was written in feces... It might still be thin... because golden liquid was constantly sliding down the wall like the ground... He could even see it. The liquid on the ground contained watermelon seeds and mutilated enoki mushrooms....

"....vomit!!!"

This situation appeared in the homes of 87 people in Konoha Village today... Some of them had severe vomiting and have been admitted to the hospital... They almost vomited out their gastric juice...

The other 17 people also have this thing on the wall in their homes. One of the 17 people is also a spy from other villages. In recent years, in order to prevent encounters with Konoha's horrible Uchiha turds, they have been helpless. It has been in their minds. There are countless scenes like this depicted in it, so I’m not particularly disgusted when encountering this kind of scene..

The question is how was he exposed?When he woke up in the morning and saw the two big characters on the wall, he didn't think anything was wrong... After cleaning up, he inadvertently licked his lips. At first, he only felt the smell of blood and stench. He went to take a photo of it in confusion. Look in the mirror...

His mouth was smeared with red and yellow stuff... The spy died instantly... This familiar red + shit yellow color... I had hemorrhoids before adding this spy... Well...everyone who understands understands...

This spy was so alive that he vomited to death... When the body was examined, it was discovered that this person was not from Konoha, which made Kakuzu furious.Not from Konoha?Where can I go to get the account?

After Danzo found out about this, he first strongly criticized Kakuzu for using this "inhumane" way to collect debts, and then arranged for some people to find which village this person came from. Oh, he was from Kirigakure...

The next day, Dave wanted to discuss something with Kakuzu

"What? Is he still on a business trip? What did he do??" Dave looked at the employee in confusion and asked.

"Uh... Manager Kakuzu said he went out to ask for a bill..." the employee said truthfully.

"...Okay, just let me know when he comes." Dave waved his hand helplessly and left here.

Mist Village

It only took Kakuzu and Black Zetsu a few hours to get here.

"Why did we come to Kirigakure to ask for a debt?" Black Zetsu looked at Kakuzu and asked in confusion.

"One of those 17 people is Kirigakure's spy. He just died yesterday. If he doesn't pay back the money, then go to Mizukage and ask him to pay him back." Kakuzu flashed a faint green light, holding a fist in his hand...

Anyone who dares not to pay back my Kakuto money has not even been born yet.court death!

"Have you brought everything?" Kakudu turned his head and looked at Hei Zetsu and asked.

"Bring it." Hei Jue nodded and patted the small backpack behind him.

"Let's go and pay!"

The two angrily groped into Kirigakure...

At night, Mizukage finished his work for the day. The tired Mizukage stretched himself and prepared to go back to sleep.And just when Mizukage stood up...

Suddenly, two black figures appeared in front of me...

The next day, there was a shock in the ninja world... The third generation Mizukage of Kirigakure Village in the Land of Water was seriously injured.When he was found, his mouth was still filled with feces.Because his spies owed the black-faced ghost 150 million taels of silver in Konoha and refused to repay him, after he died in Konoha, the black-faced ghost found Mizukage, seriously injured him, calculated the interest, and took it away. The treasury of Wuyin Village is [-] million silver taels...

The reputation of the black-faced buckling ghost became famous in the ninja world, and after the Mizukage was seriously injured, the other three village shadows hurriedly sent a message to their own spies in Konoha to come back quickly!Don’t owe money if you can’t come back!Whenever a black-faced ghost comes to the village, you will be responsible for the consequences!

If horrible shit is the nightmare of most ninjas in the ninja world, then the black-faced buck ghost is the nightmare of all shadows...

When Kakuzu returned to the village, Danzo looked at Kakuzu and felt something was wrong... After Danzo heard the news before, he quickly searched through all his account books in the past few years to see if he owed anything to Kakuzu. money...