Konoha's Crazy Dave

Hashirama quickly put down his headphones and went outside to see what was going on...

"What's going on? Is there anyone fighting over there in the Valley of the End?" Hashirama murmured in confusion as he listened to the noise coming from the direction of the Valley of the End.

"Izanagi!"

...

Hashirama vaguely heard a voice coming from the other side... Well... it turned out to be Danzo's kid... Who was he fighting there?

Hashirama felt it with chakra. It was Dave. Are they fighting?Forget it, let's go back to PK, they are probably just joking.

night...

Madara, Hashirama, Tobirama, Izuna, Dave, Kagami, Hiruzen, Danzo... eight people came out to drink... It was Hashirama who called out, wanting to know what happened today, the Valley of the End He had been fighting for a whole day, Konoha was shaking all the time, and Hashirama wanted to ask what was going on.

Of course, part of the reason is that Hashirama lost the PK with Madara today. Hashirama took it for granted that it was because Dave and Danzo fought today, which affected his own state, and that was why he lost the PK.So I called out Madara and said harsh words...

"Danzo, why did you and Dave spend the whole day fighting in the Valley of the End today?" Hashirama asked, looking at Danzo in confusion.

"It's okay, teacher, Dave and I are playing around, right Dave?" Danzo shook his head and asked Dave with sharp eyes.

"Yes, yes...it's just a joke..." Dave, who was bruised and swollen, nodded.

Danzo is a scoundrel... No matter what tricks he uses, he just says one word, Izanagi... In the end, Dave gave up the struggle... and let Danzo vent his anger by beating him violently. ...

"It's a joke. You should pay attention to the impact next time. Konoha was shaking all day today, which made me lose the PK with Madara today! Damn it! Madara, I will definitely do it next time. I’ll beat you! Isn’t it just shouting Mai? I can do it too! Hum!” Hashirama said with disdain on his face as he crossed his arms.

"Do you also want to dance?" Madara, wearing a big gold chain, said with the same disdain.

"Forget it, let's have a drink." Tobirama shook his head speechlessly.

Hiruzen and Kagami were sitting in the corner shivering... They originally came to see Danzo and Dave for a drink and asked what happened today... and then they were dragged here...

three hours later...

"Um...Jing...you...let's...let's stop drinking...let's go home and sleep..." Dave looked at Jing who was drinking desperately and asked tremblingly.

Usually when the four of them go out to drink, they always order until they finish... Just drink and chat for a while... What's going on today... They've drank dozens of bottles...

"Sleep?! Sleep... why are you sleeping! Come on! Keep drinking!" Jing's face turned red, and he patted the table angrily and shouted.

"Jing, stop drinking, stop drinking. We're not outsiders. Why are you drinking so much?" Quan Nai on the side also hurriedly stopped her.

"You!" Jing Mi stared at Quan Nai with a finger.

Danzo, Dave, and Hiruzen looked at each other... always feeling that something bad would happen later...

"Uchiha Izuna! You...you're a der! Don't...don't stop me! Little...be careful with me...I'll give you a shit! Keep drinking!" Kage pointed at Izuna and shouted tremblingly.

Looking at Uchiha Izuna's livid face, everyone remained silent...

"And you! Uchiha Madara!" Kage, who was already drunk, started to act drunkenly. He stepped on the bench with one foot and pointed at Uchiha Madara over there tremblingly and shouted.

"You're crazy! Shut up!" Hiruzen and Dave on the side slapped their foreheads speechlessly and quickly pulled down the mirror they were standing on.

"Don't pull me! Be careful to give you two a shit... shit... shit read!" Jing, who was pulled to the ground, broke free and said with a drunken face...

"...Well...if you want to die, I won't stop you..." Dave and Hiruzen looked at each other, um...I don't care about you...

"Uchiha Madara! I...I tell you! I...I, Uchiha Kage...are...now...now the leader of the Uchiha clan! You...you, don't even think about hitting me again! If I hadn't looked...for your sake Yes...Senior...I...I will punch...you...believe it or not...I will make you unable to get out of bed for three days!"

"And you three! Dave! Hiruzen! Danzo!"

Looking at Madara, Danzo, Hiruzen, and Dave, whose Rinnegan eyes were already shining over there, they were planning to hide away, but suddenly they heard this guy calling him...

"You... you... are my best friends... brothers!"

Hmm... It's still a personal thing... The fists that the three people just raised silently lowered...

"I treat you... as brothers! And you?! You! You actually treat me as your father!"

"The man who rides the horse can't stand it anymore! Fuck him!" Dave picked up a plate of food on the table and threw it directly in Jing's face.

"Hiruzen! Channel the monkey demon out! Stick it in his ass!"

"The ape demon refuses to channel the spirit and tells me to get out. Wait a minute, boss! Bring the shit stick from your toilet!"

The boss fled in a hurry... These people really... If you can't drink, don't drink... One by one, they are acting like crazy... Call the police quickly...

"Danzo! The zombie seal...forget it...don't kill him...don't use your hands, just kick him!"

"Get out of the way." At this time, after the three of them fought for a while... Madara stood up slowly and said.

Dave and the other three quickly got out of the way...

"Super. Shenluo Tianzheng!"

"This is a small business for me!!"

...

Hashirama, Madara, Izuna, and Tobirama left in style... Dave silently took out money to compensate the boss for his losses... Danzo and Hiruzen headed to the hospital with Kagami, who was no longer human... .

Later, Dave went to the hospital...looking at the mirror that was wrapped up into a mummy and was still in a coma...a flying kick...directly kicked the mummy mirror out of the window...

"Dave! The mirror is like this! Why are you beating him?" Danzo asked hurriedly.

"I will compensate the boss 500 million silver taels," Dave said expressionlessly.

"It's only 500 million, you don't need to be so angry!" Danzo said speechlessly.

"Really? Uncle Madara's Shinra Tenzheng. Now that street is in ruins. Oh, yes, yes, I remembered it. Didn't you, Hokage, build that street as a developer? The 5 million final payment has not yet been made. Here it is, the agreed time is three years, and it will be accepted in three months in Jiaodu... You may not be able to get your... [-] million..."

...

"Where's the mirror?"

"He's lying downstairs."

"Hiruzen, can you lend me the monkey demon?"

"..The ape demon told you to get out of here."

"That's it...all the zombies are sealed!"

"Calm down! Calm down, Danzo! The mirror is like this! Why are you killing him? It's only 5 million! You don't need to be so angry!" Dave, who was dragging Danzo's thigh, was stunned after saying this. ..Why does this sound familiar...