Konoha's Crazy Dave

When I got home, it was getting late...

Tsukimi was so anxious that she called Mito and Akatsuki over... If they hadn't seen Mikoto come back, the three of them would have gone out to look for her...

When they listened to Feng Qin's explanation...

After a while...

"Hey, dad, you're here too."

"coming"

"Uncle"

"Here comes Hadive"

"Father"

"Here we come"

The father and son took Hashirama and Tobirama to their knees on the floor...

"Uncle, why are you kneeling here?" Dave looked at Zhu Jian and asked.

"What's wrong, Madara and I went to the Internet cafe just now. In a fit of excitement, Madara and I got into a fight, and we were beaten for miles around the Internet cafe. Humph! Isn't it because I don't have money to compensate? Kyuubi actually sued me. Also. Uchiha Kagami, I am his teacher, my dear teacher! He actually wanted to imprison me! Then...notified Mito to bail me out...and then...I knelt down here..." Hashirama was excited for a moment, He said unhappily for a while...

"Father, where are you?" Dave was silent for a while, then looked at Tobirama and asked.

"We did an experiment and blew up the Hokage Rock," Tobirama said calmly, as if he didn't do it.

"What about you, what did you blow up?" Dave shook his head helplessly, looked at his son and asked.

"It seemed like it was Valentine's Day yesterday. Brother Jiraiya asked me to use the Flying Thunder God to go to his house to get a gift for Sister Tsunade... Who knew... the box in which Brother Jiraiya put the gift was the same as the box he usually puts his underwear in? ..Then... after Sister Tsunade took out a pair of underwear from the box... she chased Brother Jiraiya and killed Rokujoji... causing the whole village to freak out... Mother When I asked, I found out that it was me... and then I knelt here..." Dai Yue's words were full of resentment towards Jiraiya...

Two elders, one middle and one younger, four men knelt under the moonlight, sighing...

On the other side, Kakuzu has arrived at Cloud Hidden Village...

Arriving at the Raikage Building in Kumogakure Village, he broke open the glass of Raikage's office and rushed in...

Raikage was suddenly stunned...

"Who?" Lei Ying looked at the masked man in front of him unkindly.

"Akatsuki Organization, Olmo" Kakuzu said calmly.

"Akatsuki Organization? Come and follow Duck Neck!"

"Are you sick??" Kakuzu yelled, but before he said anything, why did he suddenly get a duck neck?

"Hmph, I can't forget the harm your Akatsuki organization did to my Yunyin Village more than ten years ago! Today, you will pay for it with your life!" Lei Ying roared angrily.

"Wait a minute, what harm did our Akatsuki organization do to your Yunyin Village more than ten years ago?"

"Water gun! Bah! Bah water gun!"

...

"Ahem, that was an accident. Although we in the Akatsuki organization belong to the same organization, if there is no mission, they are still their own individuals. The water magic gun that was used more than ten years ago was done by Blade. I have nothing to do with it. What's wrong with Olmo?" Kakuzu coughed twice in embarrassment and explained.

"Anyway, you are all from the same organization, so just die for him!" Lei Ying didn't care so much, because the matter of the water magic gun caused such a stain on their Yunyin Village. Once the village gets involved in any political affairs, people in other villages will just say, what do you, a bunch of muscular idiots in Yunyin Village who use water guns as magical weapons, know?

"Wait a minute! I'm not here to fight with you, I'm here to help your Hidden Cloud Village!" Kakuzu waved his hand quickly and said.

"unnecessary!"

After a while...

A bunch of wires behind Kakuzu are holding hundreds or thousands of grenades...

"Do it, do it. As long as you do it, I will throw the hundreds of grenades behind me into your Cloud Hidden Village," Kakuzu sneered.

"You! Bastard! What on earth do you want to do!" Lei Ying was almost pissed to death...

"It's just business, isn't it good to be nice and friendly?" Kakudu asked with a smile.

"...Tell me what kind of business you are doing, and if you dare to fool me with a water gun, I will kill you from the end of the world!" Raikage slapped the table and yelled.

"I heard that your village is also producing mobile phones, but the mobile phones produced are not good enough. I have the Konoha Love Kidney Company and the production technology of the Love Kidney phone. Do you need it?" Kakuzu asked with a smile.

"The manufacturing process of the Kidney Mobile Phone? Can you, the Akatsuki Organization, get this? Do you think I'm a fool, or do you think that Konoha's Dave, Naruto and the others are fools?" Raikage shook his head in disbelief.

"You don't have to worry about whether we can get it or not. There are many members of our Akatsuki organization. From the top management of the village to the common people in the village, we all have our spies. Maybe there are some of our people among the top management of your village. Kakuzu said to scare him.

"But how can I believe that what you gave me is true?" Raikage asked after thinking for a while.

"I didn't come alone this time. I also brought the most brilliant scientists from our organization. Come out," Kakuzu said lightly, and then a small white snake sprang out from his sleeve.

The little snake slowly opened a large mouth that did not match his size, and slowly walked out of it a figure wearing a lace net...

"Who are you?" Lei Ying asked in a solemn voice.

"Here it is to Nima. Ego. Dabidu. Just call me Dabidu." Orochimaru said slowly. Although he didn't know what the name meant, it was still better than that Raijin...

"Big nose pocket? When did the Akatsuki organization have this person? There is no news. Let's do this. Whatever materials you need, just make them right here under my nose. I will believe you." Raikage was confused. He murmured and then said.

"it is good"

Soon, Orochimaru, witnessed by Raikage, made a mobile phone that looked exactly like the latest version of the Aishen 13.

The Raikage took a good look at his phone, and then looked at the process material diagram that Kakuzu gave him, and it was indeed the case.

"Let's talk about a price."

"One billion"

"Why don't you go and grab it?" Raikage roared.

Kakuzu narrowed his eyes when he heard this...

Orochimaru on the side saw Kakuzu's expression, swallowed his saliva, said hello to Kakuzu, immediately got into the little snake and left...

Its daybreak..

Kakuzu left here happily with 20 billion...

As for the Raikage over there, although he was extremely heartbroken, looking at the material map in his hand, he comforted himself that he would definitely be able to earn it back in the future...

The Raikage is just a little confused... So why does Olmo's price increase and negotiation techniques seem familiar... I seem to have seen them somewhere...

Forget it, don’t think about it anymore, let’s make a mobile phone first!

The next day, Yunyin Village released a message.

We want to destroy the love kidney!