Konoha's Crazy Dave

Hanzo looked at the business card...

I thought of what the older generation said a few years ago...

"Hanzo... I'm very happy that you are respected as a demigod by the ninja world. From now on, the Rain Hidden Village will depend on you... Ahem... Hanzo, remember, everyone in the ninja world is You can mess with him! But you can’t mess with that person!" The old man lay weakly on the hospital bed.

"Who is it, senior?" Hanzo asked in confusion.

"The black-faced devil... Remember, Hanzo, the most you can lose is your life if you fight against other people. If you fight with him, you will throw away your life and your life together with your book and your background!"

"Yes, I remember"

Hanzo recalled the old man's warning to him... He looked at the name on the business card in front of him and swallowed...

He had faced off against Jiao ten years ago. At that time, the old man had not said this to him, so he was young and frivolous at that time and had no idea how much the opponent weighed.When he told the old man what happened, the old man was so frightened that he almost lost his wits... That's how the old man warned him while lying on the hospital bed...

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If you encounter any problems in the above industries, please call the following number: ********.Mr. Kakuzu.

Price determines quality, quality is linked to service, and capable people do capable things. ——Kakuzu. (The one with the highest price will be given priority)

After reading the business card, Hanzo swallowed...

"Your name is Loquat Juzo, right? What does his business card mean? How can you ask him to come over?" Hanzo swallowed. He did have a big problem that he needed to consult Kakuzu.

"Well, it's simple, just call his phone number. Isn't it right? You don't even know this? Don't you even have mobile phones in your village?" Loquat Juuzang asked doubtfully

"No" Hanzo shook his head.

Kakuzu is responsible for exporting mobile phones and other supplies... He is not blind... Just a poor guy like Yuyin Village still imports, he must be out of his mind.

"Okay, I'll call you and call him over." Loquat Juuzang nodded helplessly, took the business card, and called Kakuzu based on the number on it.

Jiaodu over there received a call and appeared in front of the two of them in less than a minute. The business was coming.

Hanzo looked at Kakuzu and swallowed...

night...

Dave got up from the office. Well, it was getting dark and it was time to go home and continue sleeping.

Dave stretched out and walked out of the office where he had slept all day. Suddenly, he noticed that the light in a nearby room was still on.

"This idiot left without even turning off the light. It's true. I'll turn it off. The in-laws from the province will come over tomorrow and make a fuss about it." Dave stretched out and walked to the door...

Just as Dave was about to reach out and push the door open, there was movement inside. Dave stopped extending his hand and leaned on the door to listen.

"If you say that, it will be a bit difficult to help Yuyin Village get out of the predicament of constant rain, hiss."

"Is there really a way? Please tell me, please tell me!"

It's Kakuzu, but judging by the tone of his voice... uh... I guess he's about to start blackmailing again... Dave outside the door thought...

"In this way, since your Amegakure Village will soon be my friendly village of Konoha, I can't give you an embarrassing price, five hundred million, to help you solve this problem, just after this war is over, how about"

"Five hundred million?!...Okay! No problem!" Hanzo struggled to think for a while, but then he thought that if there was no rain in Yuyin Village, then the economic situation of Yuyin Village would gradually improve. , although 20 million is the money Yuyin Village saved in [-] years...but it's worth it!

"Okay, okay, it's decided. Just bring the money in a few days. When the war is over, I will solve it for you immediately."

Then, Hanzo excitedly held Kakuzu's hand, squeaked and warmed his throat, and left happily.

Looking at Hanzo's leaping steps, Dave, who was hiding in the corner, came out.

"5 million, that is the profit of Yuyin Village for nearly 20 years. Are you ripping it off too hard? I don't even dare to say that it will be completely solved for the rain in Yuyin Village. If technological means are used, 5 million , it seems a bit not enough. However, judging from our decades of friendship, you will never do anything to lose money. Tell me how you want to solve it." Dave walked in and looked at the person sitting over there. Kakuzu, who was drinking tea lightly at the table, asked in confusion.

"Shhh" Kakudu stretched out his fingers and shushed lightly.

"The essence of rain is that the water on the ground turns into water vapor and evaporates into the air after being illuminated by the sun. The water vapor condenses into small water droplets when it encounters cold air at high altitudes. It rains continuously in Yuyin Village. It may have something to do with his geographical location. "Jiaodu always talks in one way.

"Stop! I'm not here to listen to your lecture, please be more precise." Dave has a headache...

"Leaving aside the geographical location, the rain in Amegakure Village lasted for at least a hundred years. The dark clouds accumulated over Amegakure Village are probably as big as Konoha. It's a very simple thing," Kakuzu said slowly.

"..." Dave stared at Kakuzu, waiting for Kakuzu's next words.

"Since the dark clouds are lingering there, it's easy to just give him a big sinus and beat him away," Kakuzu said slowly.

"Fight away...where are you going?" Dave was speechless...

"Sunagakure, isn't that little brat Rasa going to be the fourth generation soon? The sandstorm in their village is serious and there is no water all year round. He solved this problem in one go."

"How much does Luo Sha promise to give you?" Dave asked the subject directly...

"Two billion, it's harmful. For Sunagakure, who is rich in minerals and can also refine gold, it's a waste of money," Kakuzu said with a smile.

"Okay, the last question is, how do you defeat the dark clouds of Amegakure to Sunagakure? That is not something that ordinary technology can do. According to the current technological means, it will take at least another ten years to have such technology." Dave asked looking at Kakuzu.

Jiao didn't answer Dave, but instead made a phone call.

"Hey, is this Hashirama? I have a job here. Can you do it for 1000 taels? It's a very simple job, just using your thousands of hands. Okay, ok, you've grown sperm too, Hashirama . 1500 taels! My reserve price is up! Otherwise I won’t make any money on this order. Okay, you owe me a favor, okay, okay, I’ll call you when the time comes. The tone of money, and you Hashirama also made money...

"Okay, the person who hit him has been found. What technology should he use? If one big sinus can't blow away that thing, then 1000 big sinuses will be needed," Jiaodu said with a slight smile.

Dave was completely dumbfounded...

"I paid 1500 taels and received 25 billion taels. Not only did I receive favors from Hashirama, but also from Sunagakure and Amegakure. I also became famous myself. If they have something to do in the future, they will still look for me. I can continue to make profits like this. I earn with my blood”

"It's just economic complementarity and integration."

After saying that, Kakuzu left, leaving only Dave's back, hiding his achievements and fame... Dave was left dumbfounded...