Konoha's Crazy Dave

Madara looked at the VIP card in his hand and the crowded place in front of him, feeling a little at a loss.

After all, Hashirama is still a god of the ninja world and the first Hokage. Black Zetsu used Hashirama's name to successfully promote the shared toilet.

It just so happened that Madara wanted to go to the toilet, so let's go in and see what it was like.

The shared toilet is decorated in a magnificent way. When you enter it, you not only don’t smell the unique smell of the toilet, but the smell of perfume.

"Welcome to Heizhu Shared Toilet. Our aim is to make every visit to the toilet a pleasure."

"Hello, distinguished toilet person, do you want to relieve yourself or relieve yourself?" A Bai Zetsu behind the cabinet, wearing a suit, said with great respect when he saw Madara walking in.

"....Great solution..." Madara's mouth trembled slightly.

"Dear poopers, please choose your pooping method. There are four modes. You can learn about the options." Bai Jue introduced with a smile.

"VIP card..." Madara handed the card in his hand to Bai Zetsu.

"Oh! My God! You are actually a distinguished VIP shitter!" Bai Jue took the card and said in great surprise.

The more Madara listens, the weirder he feels...

"You are entitled to enjoy a luxurious single-room toilet for free once a month. Do you want to use it?" Bai Jue asked with a smile.

..use "Blob Nod."

"This is your room card. Go inside and turn left to the first elevator, room 5 on the fifth floor. I wish you smooth bowel movements." Bai Jue bowed and handed the room card to Madara and said with a smile.

"Oh, by the way, do you have anal fissure, anal prolapse, hemorrhoids, constipation and other gastrointestinal diseases?" Bai Jue suddenly thought of something and said.

"We have different solutions for different customers here, including various laxatives such as Xie Li Ting and Xie Ting Feng, as well as Kaiselu, which can be taken orally and then inserted," Bai Jue introduced.

"No, I don't have to, I don't have any problem." Madara had a headache and quickly waved his hand.

"Don't worry, you don't have to be shy to talk about this kind of thing. Our service tenet in Baijue is to serve with a smile. We will never reveal customer privacy and make customers feel like they are at home. In addition, the single rooms are all soundproof walls. You Don’t worry about others hearing and laughing at you for howling in pain while defecating,” Bai Jue introduced warmly.

"Shut up, I don't have any questions!"

"Okay, got it, happy shitting."

...

Madara went up to the fifth floor and looked at the rooms on both sides of the corridor. Madara always felt that something was wrong...

Arriving at the door of room 508, Madara swiped his card to enter...

Entering the door, Madara looked at the shiny toilet that had been wiped and the pit on the ground that seemed to be made of gold. Madara was a little confused.

But I can't think about that much anymore. Madara can hardly hold it in at such a big meeting.

I just sat on the toilet and was exerting my strength...

"Hello everyone, I'm so excited! I'm so playful..."

Suddenly, the TV on the wall in front of Madara turned on and played an advertisement...

"Suck up..."

Veins popped out on Madara's head... He punched the TV and broke it...

A few minutes later, Madara was done and just about to get up...

"Hello dear guest, I am a smart toilet. I have noticed that your butt has no residual warmth. Do you need to wipe your butt?" A voice suddenly came from the toilet.

"...Yes." Madara looked around and couldn't find a roll of toilet paper. He had no choice but to do this...

"what!!!"

Madara suddenly howled and jumped up from the toilet...

Madara turned around suddenly and saw that the toilet was spraying water...

"After flushing, do you need to wipe it?" the smart toilet said.

"...Yes" Madara almost gritted his teeth...

Soon, the straw that broke the camel's back appeared...

"Hello, guest, please squat down obediently and raise your buttocks. I am Bai Jue, Wiper No. 18. I will treat your buttocks with the most gentleness." Bai Jue suddenly jumped out from the floor, holding toilet paper in his hand. , said to Madara with a smile on his face.

...

"Ahhhhhhhh!!! Earth Explosion Star!"

...

Naruto's office

"Dave, the sun is a little brighter today." Danzo had been correcting documents for the whole day and looked back out the window to relax.

"No...those are two suns." Dave looked out the window and swallowed.

"Two suns? That's weird," Danzo murmured in confusion.

Then, the two looked at each other.

"not good!!!"

The two of them ran and jumped out of the building and rushed towards the scene...

"Uncle Madara! Calm down! Calm down!! This is Konoha! Konoha! Not anywhere else!!" When I arrived at the scene, I saw Madara emitting powerful beams of light over there, and his aura was comparable to that of Kaguya.

Madara has lost his mind at this moment, with the word anger written all over his face...

"Ahhhh!! My 500 million tael toilet!" At this time, Hashirama rushed over and roared sadly when he saw the toilet he had spent 500 million taels to build.

"Madara!! You have to compensate me!!" Hashirama looked at Madara and roared angrily.

Madara turned his head to look at Hashirama, and then the Rinnegan emitted purple light, and Susanoo with one arm and a big nose bag directly slapped Hashirama away...

"Think of something Dave!" Danzo snarled as he looked at Dave with a trembling voice.

"What can I do? Fight with Uncle Madara? Do you want Konoha anymore?!" Dave asked speechlessly.

"Wait a minute, I have an idea"

Then Dave took out his cell phone and made a call.

On the other side, Jiaodu, who was planning a game lottery in the company, received a call.

"What's wrong Dave?" Kakuzu asked after getting through.

"Come on! Uncle Ban has lost his mind!!" Dave roared.

"What can I do? Have I ever been able to fight?" Kakuzu said it was none of my business.

"The thousands of stores you sold in several streets in Konoha are all gone! I made a rough estimate and found that your loss this time was at least close to 100 billion, 100 billion!! How many years will you have to work!!! And it’s still expanding, Uncle Ban has already set his sights on your next street!!”

"Can you say that again?"

..Dave told it again...and applied some exaggeration, psychology and metaphorical rhetorical techniques...In fact, Madara is still somewhat rational, there were no casualties, and the stone used for the Earth Blast Star is also from the floor and this toilet. .At most, it would only be a loss of tens of millions.

Soon, in the direction of Konoha's Kidney Company, a powerful beam of light reaching the sky with a range of [-] meters appeared in the world...

This aura was so powerful that even Madara's aura was a bit weaker at the moment, and the whole earth was trembling...

"Huh? What is that? You're even more powerful than me?" Kaguya, who was preparing to make lunch for the children at home, naturally noticed the scene and murmured with a solemn face.

"Be careful! Lure Uncle Ban out for a fight! Otherwise, the losses will be huge again!!" Dave held the phone, swallowed his saliva and said tremblingly.

"Uchiha Madara!!!"

Between heaven and earth, a roar penetrated everyone's hearts...