The villain of Kuaishou is my treasure

The three conditions for Xiao Rao to return to Yang.

Clean up performance.

Emperor's own handwriting.

God-given merit!

Right now, Liu Lie is taking the first step. He stayed up half the night and wrote a [-]-word case report with his own handwriting... or a brush!

He used classical Chinese!

Twenty thousand words!

What's more, "The Analects of Confucius" is only more than 1 words, and Liu Lie came to [-] for writing a case report. Moreover, the words are beautiful, the writing is neat, and the thin gold body is vigorous and powerful!

It should be pleasing to watch.

but……

Xiao Rao is very upset!

God knows, when she woke up, she saw Liu Lie smiling all over her face, and ran over to her embarrassedly holding these things, and read them to her several times, then wrote the catalog herself in front of her, and finally said that she would burn them. How did you feel when you gave to the underworld?

It's hard to describe anyway.

【...So, did you give up the chance to sleep with me last night and strengthen our relationship just to write a [-]-word essay? 】

[Or the one that burns after writing? 】

Xiao Rao was speechless.

[Uh, you really deserve to be the protagonist in the criminal investigation world, so different! 】

9527 is also very emotional.

【Hey, hard-working short master, meow said you deserved not to be able to get a wife~】

Black Plump gracefully spread out his paws.

One person, one unified, one meow, it's rare to be confused at the same time.

They were speechless.

Liu Lie didn't realize it. He even admired his overnight results. Then, he threw the brush away and called the servant woman to let him carry the brazier and light the flame. Do you want me to burn incense and bathe and fast for three days?"

He turned to look at Xiao Rao and asked very seriously.

Xiao Rao: ...

"Don't be so troublesome, this matter is not on your mind, just burn it casually."

She said in a complicated mood.

"Oh, that's right, sincerity is true."

Liu Lie nodded approvingly, and then respectfully threw the results of the night into the brazier.

When the paper meets the fire, it curls up and burns instantly, and green smoke curls up.

Liu Lie took a fire chopstick, squatted down and fiddled with it without any image, to make it burn faster, and even muttered words in his mouth...

If you listen carefully, you are telling the story of the case in a 'forced' way.

Xiao Rao watched silently, thinking: ...

The last time I was harassed by other people's operations was the last time!

She sighed slightly, and finally shook her sleeves slightly, a ghostly aura flew up from her fingertips following her movements, and was wiped directly into the green smoke. The sparks and smoke that had been burned and scattered suddenly suddenly Like being picked up by a small whirlwind, it forms a straight line and goes straight to the sky.

Then, like a jellyfish expanding, the smoke spread out with a 'splash', covering the entire study room, and finally entering the room.

Twenty thousand words were burned.

Liu Lie's delicate face was dyed bright red with excitement, and the corners of his mouth were grinning. He turned his head and asked in surprise, "Miss Xiao, Miss Xiao, has my letter arrived in the underworld? Will the King of Hades receive it? Will there really be a god?" Do ghosts see it?"

Although he has personally experienced many supernatural events, and there is a living ghost standing beside him, there is a big difference between experiencing and creating... He is very excited.

"Well, I received it, and I will read it."

Xiao Rao nodded weakly, half helplessly, half indulgently responding.

[Forget it, what can I do if it's on the stall?Just play tricks. 】

She chuckled dotingly.

9527: [Hmph! 】

She turned the ball of light coquettishly, pointed her butt at Liu Lie, jealousy made her wall torn apart.

Obviously she should be sister Rao's big baby!

【I'm not angry, Liu Lie... Your current pet only exists in one world, it will be changed next time, I am the one who exists forever!And, you, it's because you are short that your thighs favor you more. 】

【I, I don't know as much as you! 】

9527 grumbled.

Xiao Rao glanced at her, and didn't want to pay attention to this small system that competed for favor over a cross-species.

Hei Chuanpang, on the other hand, looked at 9527's pitiful buttocks, couldn't help but stepped forward, picked up the little light ball with two pink fleshy claws, put it on top of his head, and meowed in his mouth: [99 Don't be sad, the beautiful raucous is biased towards the master, so let Meow Lai prefer you! 】

[Between you and the beautiful Rao Rao, Meow favors you the most! 】

【Are you happy like this? 】

His perfectly shaped beautiful cat pupils looked at 9527 seriously.

9527: […]

???

Suddenly a little shy, she grabbed Hei Pangpang's ears with her small hands, and said as if she was very embarrassed: [Pangpang, don't talk nonsense that makes the main board heat up, just now my operating system is stuck. 】

[But... hehe, it's good that you prefer me. Anyway, in Sister Rao's eyes, neither you nor me are as important as her man. 】

【She doesn't even hug us to sleep! 】

She murmured under her breath.

Heipangpang nodded deeply.

Xiao Rao: ...

[Hey, isn't it a little too much for you to complain about me in front of me?Besides, you two love each other, throw me aside? 】

She teased with a smile, and somehow felt a little full in her stomach.

Xiao Rao rubbed her stomach.

Over there, Liu Lie also disposed of the burnt paper ashes, his exquisite face was flushed, and he wanted to ask about the official procedures of the underworld...

Xiao Rao had a headache for a moment.

"Then what, um, Mr. Liu, let me figure it out, the opportunity my master said has arrived, I should go to ask the Lord Long Live to ask for the decree!"

In Yuanshen's memory, Emperor Mingde was hit by a beam today, and she was going to save someone.

"Ah, that's it...then I will tell you Long Live for you."

As soon as Liu Lie heard that it was a serious matter, he naturally responded, tidied up one person and one ghost, and left the house directly.

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The imperial palace, Qiankun Palace.

Emperor Mingde sat in the treasure hall, playing with a jade seal boredly, which was brought out by Liu Lie from the 'City God's Temple'.

"Oh, what a pity, as the Son of Heaven, I can't leave the palace at will. I've never seen such a grand scene. It's so boring... What's the use of saying that I'm the Son of Heaven, a real dragon, a god descended from the earth, and an emperor on earth? "

"I can't even watch the excitement... Besides, alas, since I am a god, why don't my former colleagues come to see me?"

"I don't ask too much. I don't want to soar in the daytime and live forever as a god. At least let me enjoy the feeling of flying through the clouds, or invite me to go to the heaven to have fun, even if it's a dream!"

"... Ariel brought that City God's apprentice here, I wonder if this one can open my eyes..."

"If you can't go to heaven, it's okay to go to the underworld to have a look!"

He sighed, and muttered expectantly, but as soon as he finished speaking, there was a piercing 'squeak' sound in Qiankun Palace!

Emperor Mingde was startled, and instinctively raised his head to look at the source of the voice.

then……

He clearly saw that the beam of Qiankun Hall was actually broken, and it hit him straight.

No, when I said I went to the underworld to have a look, I meant it literally, it was a trip to the fairyland, not being smashed to death! !

Jinkou Yuyan doesn't have to be realized so quickly!

You don't have to! !