Naruto Ultimate Sasa
Chapter 188 "Is your place legal?"
Many years later, Di Lu wrote in his memoirs:
The first time I came into contact with a girl in my life was one spring. When I was young and ignorant, I walked into Qingfeng's drugstore and was caught off guard by her and hit me on the head.
It seems that there is no way to avenge this hatred in my lifetime.
Of course, there was no mention of the shameless trip to the drugstore.
I thought this situation was embarrassing enough now, but I didn't expect it would be even more embarrassing later.
While Di Lu was still dazed, the remaining three little girls took turns stepping forward and "stroking" the reflective little bald head.
The last Inuzuka Hana also knocked twice with 'Bang Bang'.
"He's really bald and soft."
"It also reflects light."
"But it's still pretty hard to knock on."
Qingfeng just wanted to say that if they had the opportunity to see Dilu turn on the 'Thousand Hands Mode', they would be amazed that the little bald head not only reflects light, but also emits light, and it is also a golden light.
Jilu had completely given up resistance and remained expressionless when being knocked down by Inuzuka Hana.
Except for his master, no one had ever touched his bald head. Today, it was touched by more than one person. He suddenly felt that life was meaningless. This ninja world should be destroyed.
All I could think about was that I was dirty and my head was touched by a little girl.
There is a saying that Qingfeng wanted to try it herself when she saw how happy they were touching it.
Then try?
Slowly walking in front of Dilu, Dilu suddenly reacted, turned around and ran out of the pharmacy without looking back.
It's really scary here. The woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. This sentence is indeed true. She was almost eaten.
The rest of the people looked at each other in confusion. No one could understand what was wrong with this little monk. ?Why did you run out suddenly?Will you come back?
Qingfeng reluctantly explained: "Monks must abide by the rules and regulations. Men and women are not allowed to interact with each other, and they are not allowed to have contact with women. What the four of you did today is really too much. Don't want to touch a monk's head when you see him, like this not good."
Although Dilu has already broken the commandment of 'lust in food and drink'.
"Then what did you want to do when you tiptoed up to him just now?"
Is it really that obvious that you want to touch your head?This red bean is indeed not cute at all.
"I just wanted to enlighten him, but who knew he turned around and ran away..."
"Shadow Clone Technique."
No matter what, he ran away from the drugstore. It would be really troublesome if he couldn't think about it. It would be more serious to use his shadow clone to persuade him to find a place to stay.
"Huh, no one would believe what you say."
"Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it."
Uchiha Itachi and Yamato didn't pay much attention to the little monk who appeared. They were more concerned about another issue.
"We have completed fifty low-level missions. Have we met the requirements? Can we take on higher-level missions tomorrow?"
The one who spoke was Yamato. He used to be a low-level person. Any task was like dancing on the tip of a knife. If you were not careful, you would die. Before, even the Third Hokage dared to assassinate people. Now he has nothing to do every day, catching cats and dogs. Really. I'm a little uncomfortable with it, it's too comfortable, and it's completely overqualified.
"We haven't seen Minato-sensei for three days. If he doesn't show up tomorrow, we will have to continue doing low-level tasks."
Thinking of this, the three of them were a little frustrated. It was really uncomfortable to have a family-oriented teacher.
"せーの" "se-no" "preparation"
What is this sudden harmony of four little girls?
Qingfeng was shocked, thinking that he would just start singing "Love Cycle"!
Fortunately, the next step was not to 'open your voice', but to say "Clone Technique" in unison.
Originally there were only four little girls, but now there are suddenly eight.
What is this for?Is it scary at night?By the way, double happiness can only be achieved by shadow clones, right?The clone technique breaks into pieces at a touch.
"Keep your voice down next time. Together, you may disturb the people around you."
Looking at the expressions of the four people, it was obvious that they were just saying, "Come on, praise me for my speed." It was better to praise them.
"But you've all learned the cloning technique, it's still pretty good."
Next to him, Uchiha Itachi also rarely said: "It's already great."
As for Yamato, who was not familiar with them, he did not take the liberty to speak.
The four people who received the compliment smiled happily.
"We have asked Mr. Hayama to apply for early graduation today. It's awesome!"
"It's only one year later than you."
"However, there are quite a lot of people who applied for early graduation this time. Hinata Tetsu, Moonlight Hayate, and the always transparent "Yakushi Kabuto" also applied for early graduation."
"I just don't know why Trident didn't apply. There are obviously not many people in the class, and they have also mastered the Three Body Technique."
Qingfeng understood these early graduates as soon as he heard that they were all ninjas with families. The only "Yakushi Kabuto" who did not have a family was the real genius of the orphanage.
As for the four Trident brothers, they definitely want to dominate the ninja school for another year. The ninja school is really suitable for them and they are not willing to leave easily.
"Don't forget about the theoretical textbooks. The graduation assessment is not only about the Three Body Skills, but also if there are many people who graduate early, the school will also increase the difficulty of graduation."
"At that time, there may be actual combat. If you have time, you should learn one more ninjutsu passed down from the family, so that you can be foolproof."
Qingfeng really didn't feel it, so much time had passed, and now even several little girls had applied to graduate early. Thinking about it, they would soon be graduating for a year, and they were still fighting wits and courage with D-level tasks in the village.
The four little girls also finished showing off. Seeing that it was getting late, Yamato took the lead to leave. Itachi and Izumi Uchiha also left, but the remaining three had no intention of leaving at all.
After everyone left, the three of them went upstairs chatting and laughing without giving Qingfeng any time to react. They just occupied Qingfeng's bed according to the old rules.
Thinking of the fiasco last time, Qingfeng didn't bother to argue now. They could do whatever they wanted, and they could just sell the bed to them.
Ignoring them, he followed the shadow clone to find the little bald man. It seemed that Shadow Clone No. [-]’s advice did not go well, and it even had the opposite effect?
Sure enough, Shadow Clone No. [-] is useless.
"Little Baldy, you're standing by the river and you're not thinking of jumping into it, are you?"
How fragile does a person have to be before he wants to jump into a river?Moreover, this little bald man is not an ordinary person. He killed his uncle with his own hands. He shouldn't be looking for death after a few little girls touched his bald head, right?
Looking at the little bald head, there is no reaction at all. This is really unscientific. There is another anecdote in the ninja world: 'A monk wants to die if he is touched by a woman'.
Qingfeng was too lazy to talk nonsense, so she grabbed him by the collar and went directly to a "overnight stay".
When I walked in, I asked, "Is your place legal?"
"Of course it's formal..."
"Who lives in the formal place..."
Qingfeng pulled Dilu and walked out. The boss behind chased him out, "There are irregularities, come in and experience it..."
Good guy, this boss really doesn't tell the truth. If Qingfeng hadn't tried and really wanted to put the monk in such a place, then Dilu would not be depressed tomorrow, but he would really be seeking death and survival.
I went back and forth and asked several houses according to the method just now, and finally found one that was completely legitimate, so I threw Dilu into the room.
"mission completed."
The first time I came into contact with a girl in my life was one spring. When I was young and ignorant, I walked into Qingfeng's drugstore and was caught off guard by her and hit me on the head.
It seems that there is no way to avenge this hatred in my lifetime.
Of course, there was no mention of the shameless trip to the drugstore.
I thought this situation was embarrassing enough now, but I didn't expect it would be even more embarrassing later.
While Di Lu was still dazed, the remaining three little girls took turns stepping forward and "stroking" the reflective little bald head.
The last Inuzuka Hana also knocked twice with 'Bang Bang'.
"He's really bald and soft."
"It also reflects light."
"But it's still pretty hard to knock on."
Qingfeng just wanted to say that if they had the opportunity to see Dilu turn on the 'Thousand Hands Mode', they would be amazed that the little bald head not only reflects light, but also emits light, and it is also a golden light.
Jilu had completely given up resistance and remained expressionless when being knocked down by Inuzuka Hana.
Except for his master, no one had ever touched his bald head. Today, it was touched by more than one person. He suddenly felt that life was meaningless. This ninja world should be destroyed.
All I could think about was that I was dirty and my head was touched by a little girl.
There is a saying that Qingfeng wanted to try it herself when she saw how happy they were touching it.
Then try?
Slowly walking in front of Dilu, Dilu suddenly reacted, turned around and ran out of the pharmacy without looking back.
It's really scary here. The woman at the foot of the mountain is a tiger. This sentence is indeed true. She was almost eaten.
The rest of the people looked at each other in confusion. No one could understand what was wrong with this little monk. ?Why did you run out suddenly?Will you come back?
Qingfeng reluctantly explained: "Monks must abide by the rules and regulations. Men and women are not allowed to interact with each other, and they are not allowed to have contact with women. What the four of you did today is really too much. Don't want to touch a monk's head when you see him, like this not good."
Although Dilu has already broken the commandment of 'lust in food and drink'.
"Then what did you want to do when you tiptoed up to him just now?"
Is it really that obvious that you want to touch your head?This red bean is indeed not cute at all.
"I just wanted to enlighten him, but who knew he turned around and ran away..."
"Shadow Clone Technique."
No matter what, he ran away from the drugstore. It would be really troublesome if he couldn't think about it. It would be more serious to use his shadow clone to persuade him to find a place to stay.
"Huh, no one would believe what you say."
"Whether you believe it or not, anyway, I believe it."
Uchiha Itachi and Yamato didn't pay much attention to the little monk who appeared. They were more concerned about another issue.
"We have completed fifty low-level missions. Have we met the requirements? Can we take on higher-level missions tomorrow?"
The one who spoke was Yamato. He used to be a low-level person. Any task was like dancing on the tip of a knife. If you were not careful, you would die. Before, even the Third Hokage dared to assassinate people. Now he has nothing to do every day, catching cats and dogs. Really. I'm a little uncomfortable with it, it's too comfortable, and it's completely overqualified.
"We haven't seen Minato-sensei for three days. If he doesn't show up tomorrow, we will have to continue doing low-level tasks."
Thinking of this, the three of them were a little frustrated. It was really uncomfortable to have a family-oriented teacher.
"せーの" "se-no" "preparation"
What is this sudden harmony of four little girls?
Qingfeng was shocked, thinking that he would just start singing "Love Cycle"!
Fortunately, the next step was not to 'open your voice', but to say "Clone Technique" in unison.
Originally there were only four little girls, but now there are suddenly eight.
What is this for?Is it scary at night?By the way, double happiness can only be achieved by shadow clones, right?The clone technique breaks into pieces at a touch.
"Keep your voice down next time. Together, you may disturb the people around you."
Looking at the expressions of the four people, it was obvious that they were just saying, "Come on, praise me for my speed." It was better to praise them.
"But you've all learned the cloning technique, it's still pretty good."
Next to him, Uchiha Itachi also rarely said: "It's already great."
As for Yamato, who was not familiar with them, he did not take the liberty to speak.
The four people who received the compliment smiled happily.
"We have asked Mr. Hayama to apply for early graduation today. It's awesome!"
"It's only one year later than you."
"However, there are quite a lot of people who applied for early graduation this time. Hinata Tetsu, Moonlight Hayate, and the always transparent "Yakushi Kabuto" also applied for early graduation."
"I just don't know why Trident didn't apply. There are obviously not many people in the class, and they have also mastered the Three Body Technique."
Qingfeng understood these early graduates as soon as he heard that they were all ninjas with families. The only "Yakushi Kabuto" who did not have a family was the real genius of the orphanage.
As for the four Trident brothers, they definitely want to dominate the ninja school for another year. The ninja school is really suitable for them and they are not willing to leave easily.
"Don't forget about the theoretical textbooks. The graduation assessment is not only about the Three Body Skills, but also if there are many people who graduate early, the school will also increase the difficulty of graduation."
"At that time, there may be actual combat. If you have time, you should learn one more ninjutsu passed down from the family, so that you can be foolproof."
Qingfeng really didn't feel it, so much time had passed, and now even several little girls had applied to graduate early. Thinking about it, they would soon be graduating for a year, and they were still fighting wits and courage with D-level tasks in the village.
The four little girls also finished showing off. Seeing that it was getting late, Yamato took the lead to leave. Itachi and Izumi Uchiha also left, but the remaining three had no intention of leaving at all.
After everyone left, the three of them went upstairs chatting and laughing without giving Qingfeng any time to react. They just occupied Qingfeng's bed according to the old rules.
Thinking of the fiasco last time, Qingfeng didn't bother to argue now. They could do whatever they wanted, and they could just sell the bed to them.
Ignoring them, he followed the shadow clone to find the little bald man. It seemed that Shadow Clone No. [-]’s advice did not go well, and it even had the opposite effect?
Sure enough, Shadow Clone No. [-] is useless.
"Little Baldy, you're standing by the river and you're not thinking of jumping into it, are you?"
How fragile does a person have to be before he wants to jump into a river?Moreover, this little bald man is not an ordinary person. He killed his uncle with his own hands. He shouldn't be looking for death after a few little girls touched his bald head, right?
Looking at the little bald head, there is no reaction at all. This is really unscientific. There is another anecdote in the ninja world: 'A monk wants to die if he is touched by a woman'.
Qingfeng was too lazy to talk nonsense, so she grabbed him by the collar and went directly to a "overnight stay".
When I walked in, I asked, "Is your place legal?"
"Of course it's formal..."
"Who lives in the formal place..."
Qingfeng pulled Dilu and walked out. The boss behind chased him out, "There are irregularities, come in and experience it..."
Good guy, this boss really doesn't tell the truth. If Qingfeng hadn't tried and really wanted to put the monk in such a place, then Dilu would not be depressed tomorrow, but he would really be seeking death and survival.
I went back and forth and asked several houses according to the method just now, and finally found one that was completely legitimate, so I threw Dilu into the room.
"mission completed."
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