The Periodic Table of Words at Hogwarts

By the time a few people arrived at Flourishes and Blotts Bookstore, the place was already in chaos.I saw two middle-aged men rolling in a ball on the ground and wrestling with each other. Lucius grabbed a handful of red hair from Arthur's head, which was not bushy. Arthur, who was not willing to be outdone, punched Mal in the face. Fu's face even had a few teeth knocked out.

"Punch him in the face"! (Ron)

"Button his left eyeball"! (George)

"Button his right eyeball"! (Fred)

"Don't fight anymore"! (Ginny)

"No wonder you Weasleys are called pureblood shame, Arthur."The old Malfoy, whose lips were swollen, was somewhat slurred when he spoke, but this still could not hide the malice in his words. "I only know how to hang out with these dirty Muggles every day"...

Before he finished speaking, Chris, who couldn't stand hearing anymore, clenched his fists and rushed forward, slashing Lucius's shoulder with a knife.Accompanied by a crisp sound and old Malfoy's scream, the scapula and clavicle, which had become fragile due to incest, snapped into two pieces.

"I told your son to bully my daughter in school"!Mr. Granger punched Malfoy Sr. in the face.It was just a punch, right on the nose, causing blood to spurt out. The nose was crooked to one side, but it was like opening a soy sauce shop, with salty, sour and spicy all coming out.

"I told you not to educate your son properly"!Mr. Granger punched Lucius in the face again.Just a punch at the edge of the eye socket and the tip of the eyebrow caused the cracks in the eyelids and black beads to burst out. It was like opening a colorful silk shop, with red, black and purple all blooming out.

"I called you"...Chris wanted to hit him a third time.But at the moment he raised his fist, Mr. Granger suddenly felt an inexplicable sense of crisis.The experience of serving in the Royal Airborne Regiment prompted him to immediately lower his head and perform a tactical roll to the left.

A Western sword about 10 feet long and weighing one kilogram passed through the location of his head at the speed of an arrow. It penetrated deeply into the ground with a harsh whistling sound that cut through the air and splashed countless drops. Dust and gravel.The painful feeling when the sharp gravel scratched his cheek clearly told Chris that this was not a dream.

Someone threw this heavy sword at a speed no less than that of a bow and arrow!

"Morning, Lucius."Hekmadia, who was twenty steps away, said lazily.

"Senior Hekmelia"! *3

Lucius and the Weasleys all screamed in surprise, but Mr. Granger's face suddenly froze after hearing the familiar voice.

"Morning, morning, Lieutenant Qi, Qi Luoer."At this time, Mr. Granger was speaking as if he was possessed by Professor Quirrell, stammering constantly.

"Good morning, Master Chief Granger."Hekmelia walked towards this side unhurriedly, with a charming smile on her face, and her lightweight nylon combat boots made a clicking sound on the ground.

"Since we said goodbye at the Mars Cup, it's been 15 years since we last met."~Hekmelia smiled and clenched her fists, making a rattling sound.

"Yeah, yeah".Chris swallowed in horror and continued to back away.

"What are you going to do?" A little brown-haired girl holding a thick stack of books mustered up the courage to shout towards Hekmadia.

"May I have your name"?Hekmadia squatted down and asked friendly questions to the little girl.

"My name is Hermione Granger."The little girl replied slightly panicked.

"Chris is your father"?

"Yes".

"Then do you know what your father did when he was serving before?"

"What, what happened"?

"He actually put laxatives in our dragoon regiment's dinner before the exercise!"Hekmelia said angrily, "Four people from our two platoons were eventually sent to the hospital, and we lost the championship that was within reach"!

After hearing this, Hermione turned her head to look at Mr. Granger behind her in shock, showing an expression of disbelief.

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"No, I, no"... Mr. Granger tried hard to retort, but couldn't say a word.

"I guess you must have gone back for revenge."Zhang Qi muttered in a low voice, "You are not the one who suffers from being mute."

"It's true. After I came out of the toilet, I slipped into their equipment tent and cut a paracord in Chris's parachute bag."Hekmadia didn't know when she walked back to Zhang Qi, and suddenly stretched out her hands to pinch his face.

"I just knew how to help other girls, but I forgot to help your mother too."Hekmadia pulled Zhang Qi's face hard. "Tell me, are you attracted to her?"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu I didn't," Zhang Qi said vaguely as his face was pinched.

"Falling pure-blood families like Greengrass welcome us to marry." ~ Hekmedia suddenly had a weird and inappropriate smile on her face.She came closer to Zhang Qi, lowered her voice and continued: "There are only one pair of sisters left alive in the Greengrass family, so do you want to think about it? Oh, by the way. Do you like the elder sister or the younger sister? Or do you want two? All"……

"Ahem, cough, cough, long time no see, Heikemedia-senpai."There was a hint of embarrassment in Lucius's vague tone. "You are still the same as before."

"You obviously want to say that I am still as unruly as before, right?"Hekmadia rolled her eyes, and then took out her silver wand from her waist.

"Blessed Mother".

As a soft white light flashed, Lucius instantly felt that the wound on his body no longer hurt, replaced by the itchy feeling of healing.After a while, all the wounds on his body healed.

"The Vatican's curse... the cartilage on your nose has also been repaired for you. But I can't do anything about the missing teeth. Remember to buy a bottle of tooth replacement potion when you go back."

"Thank you, senior sister."Lucius said gratefully.

"Long time no see, Molly."Hekmadia stood up and greeted Mrs. Weasley cordially.

"Long time no see, Hekmadia-senpai."Mrs. Weasley said enthusiastically. "We are all old, but you are still so young."

"Let me see, well, these are your kids"?Hekmelia let out an exaggerated exclamation on purpose. "You can really give birth"!

Both of them laughed at the same time.

"Ron, Ginny, Percy and George and Fred"!After looking around, Hekmadia clapped her hands with satisfaction. "I remember correctly, right?"

"He's George and I'm Fred."

"No, no, no, I'm George, he's Fred."

"Shut up, both of you"!Mrs. Weasley skillfully raised her hand and tapped each twin on the forehead.

"This is...Harry"?Hekmadia, who saw Harry at a glance, walked forward quickly, gently held Harry's cheeks with both hands, and looked directly into the green eyes for a long time.

"You have the same eyes as your mother"... Hekmedia looked up to the sky with an expression of melancholy and recollection.

"You, you know my mother"?Harry asked in surprise.

"Your mother and I had a good relationship in school."Hekmedia rubbed Harry's head and said, "I heard that your uncle's family treated you very badly"?

A strong killing intent spread out from Hekmadia, and everyone present shivered involuntarily.

"Ahem, cough, cough, let me help solve this matter."Seeing something bad, Zhang Qi hurried over.

"Hello Mr. Potter, my name is Zhang Qi, and Zhang Qiu from Ravenclaw House is my cousin."

"Hello".Harry stretched out his hand and shook Zhang Qi's hand. The first-year student in front of him gave him a pretty good feeling.

This is probably what Malfoy would look like if he could learn well.

"I know you".Hermione on the side suddenly shouted, "You are the most popular novel writer this year, and the "Dragen Raja" that just won the award is your work."

"I didn't expect to meet my loyal readers here."Zhang Qi wanted to tease the little girl, so he continued: "Then who do you think is better, me or Lockhart? There will be a prize for the correct answer."

"Well, you're better"?Hermione was stunned for a moment, then reacted immediately.

"correct"!Zhang Qi snapped his fingers with satisfaction, "After school starts, I will give you a hardcover copy of Dragon Clan 2: Eyes of the Mourner, which has not been released yet, plus Xia Mi's swimsuit figurine."

"Alito"'s petite body suddenly shook when he heard these words.

Because whoever suddenly has someone yelling in his ear, "Don't stop him, I will kill him!"This should be the reaction...