curse the world at hogwarts

Oops, my home was robbed!

Dumbledore's face was also extremely ugly. He never expected that Xiaofu would have the courage to fight in his own spring.

The two left Harry in the care of Aberforth, and in a flash they arrived at the school gate and quickly ran towards the castle.

There was no other way. Dumbledore was also afraid that the person controlled by Xiao Fu might be a senior student who had mastered Apparition, so he could only feel wronged and did not dare to let go of the school's ban on Apparition.

As soon as they rounded the Black Lake, the two of them heard a deafening sound, rumbling from the direction of the castle.

Dumbledore's heart tightened, and he almost yelled, "What the hell is this ancient magic god coming to do?"

Rhine, on the other hand, looked at the nearby environment in a daze, trying to find evidence whether he and Dumbledore had accidentally traveled to a parallel world...

"Whoosh whoosh~"

"Clap clap clap!"

"Chichichichichichi—咻~~~PIA!"

Isn't this scene of loud gongs and drums and blasting firecrackers a classic replica of the red-headed brother who decided to drop out of school in the late fifth grade and used fireworks and firecrackers to fuck Umbridge?

But the wizards and witches rushed forward, and at this moment they were still clinging to the edge of the Forbidden Forest, confirming that this was the original world of Rhine.

He immediately felt nervous. Could it be that he had guessed wrong?

Could it be that... George and Fred were controlled?

Question: Mrs. Weasley has never thought about who will die... This question has stumped many young wizards in Hogwarts Branch, and at the same time, it also stabbed their hearts.

Increasingly anxious, the two of them inadvertently gave themselves accelerating spells and other blue buffs, and quickly returned to the castle. They saw the little wizard who had escaped from the castle as if fleeing from the desert. He was basically still wearing pajamas and even holding a pillow. them.

Different from the anxious looks of the two of them, these little bastards actually had a hint of excitement on their faces?

you do not say!

The life ideal of the elementary school chickens - bombing the school, became a reality in front of them.

Rhine glared at the first few... among them the red-headed brother... and glared several times.

I hurt you all in vain!

I'll take care of you when I come back!

However, the five red heads of the Weasley family stood out among the crowd, which finally gave Rhine peace of mind that she did not have to face the Weasleys who regarded her as their own children...ahem...who loved her little brother. .

"What happened? Who did it?"

Rhine took out another conspicuous piece of cargo with his backhand. He was Gilderoy Lockhart.

Only this pure waste could, as a professor, stay away from the castle with the students and pretend to be dead from a serious injury.

Isn't that just being slapped twice in a row?

You are Hong Guoguo slandering Madam Pomfrey’s healing skills!

"I don't know!" Lockhart was also extremely frustrated. "As soon as I went out, I saw fireworks hitting Snape, and then..."

Then he ran out with the students?

Rhine's last trace of guilt for having done something wrong to Lockhart in order to leave Hannibal behind to do the dirty work finally disappeared.

Fortunately, there is no shortage of useless professors in Hogwarts, but there are many students who are sharp, alert and intelligent. One person quickly stood up.

It wasn't Hermione, the little girl was currently dozing in the arms of night owl Wednesday.

This is Percy Weasley, who is famous among the contemporary Hogwarts students for his excellent academic performance, rigorous and old-fashioned character.

"Professor Lyle, I saw it!"

The old-fashioned Percy struggled with the title, but gave up the fine tradition of calling each other by name at the Burrow.

"It's Mr. Filch!"

"..."

Rhine was stunned, and Dumbledore's face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum, as if he had been hit hard on the face by an invisible sledgehammer.

Is this reasonable?

This is unreasonable, but not completely unreasonable.

It can be said that whether it is Dumbledore, who claims to be educated without distinction, or Rhine, who insists on treating everyone equally, they will probably not put suspicion on Argus Filch, let alone the first time.

Because the other party is probably the most famous squib in the contemporary magic world.

Rhine had to admit that discrimination was really intangible and even unconscious, but it was everywhere. Even he, who thought he had seen it thoroughly, was not immune to it.

A squib is a person who comes from a wizarding family but cannot use magic. Generally speaking, he is sent to Muggle society when he is a teenager to avoid living out of place.

But I don’t know which immortal had such an idea that he arranged for Filch to be the castle administrator at Hogwarts, which trains countless little wizards...

Seeing so helplessly that generations of wizards came in empty-handed and returned with a full load, even a blindly optimistic and unbalanced character like Rhine could develop a psychopath if he was not kept safe.

From this point of view, it makes perfect sense that Filch would be confused.

How did Filch, who had been suppressed for most of his life, fall for Xiaofu step by step? Rhine, who has extensive experience in "online dating" with the other party, has almost finished figuring it out.

However, maybe even Dumbledore didn't expect it, or even if he did, he wouldn't have predicted it so accurately.

Argus Filch can actually cause big things at Hogwarts!

"Isn't this too much for Filch?"

The excited conversation of the red-headed brothers could be vaguely heard in the crowd.

"Yeah, if we had known he was so capable of causing trouble, why would we still have to fight with him?"

"To be honest, I'm a little scared now."

"how?"

"Looking at his behavior today, he must have brought out all the contraband confiscated in the past few decades..."

"If this had been used on us before, wouldn't we be dead?"

Rhine turned his head and looked over speechlessly, only to see two identical red heads with expressions of sudden enlightenment, clasping their hands towards the castle in an attitude of surviving a catastrophic disaster and destined to have good fortune in the future.

"Nawu Ming Ming is loud and vigorous, the vast and righteous Bodhisattva Filch, the boys are here to worship you and offer the highest respect... Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao——!"

The students next to them who were speechless to these two idiots watched in surprise as they were instantly hung upside down with a wave of Rhine's magic wand, finally gaining spiritual satisfaction.

Is it cheap?

So cheap!

however……

"Due to the resignation of the castle administrator for some reason, I, as the director of the Hogwarts Academic Affairs Office, will temporarily take over the responsibilities of the castle administrator."

Rhine announced to the students, causing a cry of mourning.

Seeing him beat up his red-headed brother is a joy to watch;

But thinking about his usual style of doing things, he usually loves the little wizards who are sneaky and unromantic... I burst into tears in my heart.

With the addition of Dumbledore, the Hogwarts professors, who had gathered together to deal with emergencies, quickly calmed down the explosions all over the castle.

But only on the surface.

Filch's decades-long collection is not false. After many young wizards were allowed to enter the castle, they suddenly ran to the office in tears with a smelly body, or were completely restrained by strange devices when passing by the corner, becoming Played in a place where people were watching.

Under Rhine's "public revenge", Severus Snape became the first emergency rescue captain of Hogwarts on the grounds of "profound magic, pure magic, quick response, and excellent skills".

Now the whole school can see the miserable look on his face as he gets the news of the new problem and then scurries around.

But in the circular principal's office, the remaining three deans plus Rhine were having a headache -

Where is Filch?

In other words, where can he go?