Mixing things up in Marvel

Fu Xie was walking on the street and he didn't know where he was going. At this moment, he was wearing Superman's eyes. Not to mention the passers-by, even his parents who died in this life were resurrected and appeared in front of him, and they couldn't recognize Fu Xie.

He kept Braised Pork at home. Ever since it could talk, Fu Xie never dared to take it out casually again.

I remember one time Fu Xie was very ignorant and took braised pork out. On the way, Fu Xie didn't pay attention and ran to chat with someone else's dog. While flirting with the dog, he said to its owner, "This My sister belongs to me today, I advise you not to be ungrateful!"

This almost made the other party go crazy. He thought he was mentally deranged and hallucinating. He immediately wanted to call the police, arrest the braised pork, and send him to a mental hospital.

If Fu Xie hadn't arrived in time to hypnotize the man, things would have been in trouble.

From then on, he no longer dared to take braised pork out casually. It was better to keep it at home and watch soap operas.

I randomly found a Chinese restaurant, paid for dinner, and left cursing.

He vowed to buy this restaurant soon, and he would invite the most authentic cooking masters from China to cook, regardless of whether it lost money or not, just to have an authentic Chinese meal in the future was worth it. , he is not short of money anyway!

I regretted eating the food from this restaurant. It was clearly Western food with the name of a Chinese restaurant.

Can you believe that Mapo Tofu is actually sweet!

And what is the boiled fish fillet made of? It looks no different from the domestic ones, but when you eat it, it tastes absolutely devastating!

After he asked the restaurant manager, he found out that the boiled fish fillet was actually made from extra-large canned herring!

No wonder he smelled a strange smell before eating it. It turned out to be this reason.

I bought a few boxes of chewing gum, instant coffee, and Feizhai Happy Water from a convenience store and continued shopping on the street.

At this moment, the sound of helicopters suddenly came from the sky. Fu Xie looked up in the air and found many helicopters flying over and heading straight for Manhattan.

He found that the helicopters flying over included not only TV stations but also military-specific armed helicopters, which made him feel that something was wrong.

What hurt was that his cell phone was out of battery and left at home, otherwise he could just call Tony and ask what happened.

Fortunately, there is an electrical appliance supermarket nearby, and the TV placed under the transparent glass is playing the latest news in real time.

On the TV, the news host held down the headset, dropped the script after three seconds, unzipped his tie and took off his jacket with an excited look. Just when Fu Shi thought he was going to face the camera, he saw the host's enthusiastic tone. And he said quickly: "Please don't change the channel, I guarantee this news is worth every penny!"

The TV screen left the live broadcast room, and the camera turned to the sky above New York, with Manhattan, the economic center of New York, below. Of course, if it was only to broadcast the bustling night view of Manhattan, then 50.00% of the viewers in front of the TV would choose to change the channel, and the remaining 50.00% of the viewers would He would choose to turn off the TV directly, but it was obvious that Manhattan was particularly different tonight.

It's so lively!

As an economic center, Manhattan is usually very lively, but the liveliness here is different from that.

Except for the few TV station helicopters I saw before, the sky was full of military armed helicopters circling.

The combat vehicles and tanks on the ground slowly passed by, and the weapons they were equipped with all indicated that they were not simulated toys. Some keen viewers even saw temporary calm fortresses made of sandbags in the erratic lens, and large numbers of marine soldiers. A steady stream of people poured into the streets, and police officers were deployed to evacuate the crowds.

The audience in front of the TV looked confused. What happened? Could it be that aliens had invaded, or were mutants about to go to war and prepare to become masters?

The audience in front of the TV watched as their adrenaline surged, and the G wave reached its limit. The unknown crisis that was about to come ignited the violence factor in their bodies. They howled and called for friends, and opened bottles of beer at home. He held a carnival party, even put on heavy makeup like a will-o'-the-wisp boy, kicked open the door, raised the torches and guns in his hands, and wanted to launch a human cleansing plan.

However, not long after he left the house, he was shot on the spot by the Medi police who were maintaining order.

The people of Medi, who are seeking death, have begun to look forward to the battle that is about to begin. They have never thought about the devastating impact it will have on the economy of the United States if Manhattan is really destroyed by an unknown danger today.

Well, maybe they knew the seriousness of this matter when they all went out to drink Mistral on the street.

Fu Xie frowned in thought as he watched the appearance of Manhattan on TV. He seemed to have seen this scene somewhere before.

Quickly review the timeline of Marvel movies from the bottom of my heart, starting with Captain America, followed by Captain Marvel 1, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 1, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2...

The Incredible Hulk's final battlefield is in Manhattan!

But this timeline is wrong. Ivan has been killed by Tony, and the plot of Iron Man [-] has ended long ago. Why is the plot of The Incredible Hulk only happening now?

and many more……

At this time, Fu Xie seemed to have thought of something again. It must be that his appearance caused the damn butterfly effect, causing the Incredible Hulk plot to appear now when it was supposed to end!

Suddenly Fu Xie's face changed, and in his perception, an extremely powerful malice appeared in Manhattan. The unabashed aura made Fu Xie feel suffocated.

You know, it's quite a distance from Manhattan.

I didn't expect that it could be sensed from such a distance, so the owner of this aura no longer had to think about that shit-yellow inferior product.

The Hulk’s mortal enemy—the Abomination!

A huge roar came from the TV, and Fu Xie looked over hurriedly.

With a huge body of nearly four meters, Abomination is very conspicuous in the chaos. The pillar-like thick arms and thighs are full of muscles. The huge strength allows him to easily lift an armored vehicle. The bone spurs on the back and limbs extend out of the skin. Ferocious and full of aggression.

This big guy was running rampant on the streets of Manhattan. The layers of defenses that the soldiers had painstakingly laid out could not even stop him for a second. Tanks were torn to pieces, and airplanes were blown up by cars casually thrown by Abomination, like toy models. He solved it easily.

The ferocious firepower of the US military did not even leave a white mark on his body, and the well-equipped modern thermal weapons were defeated steadily by a hateful man.

"What the hell, what else is there in the minds of the US military besides shit all day long? Do you feel that your life is too leisurely and you want to have fun early or something? If you want to have fun, let me know. I am very willing to help. You guys are so busy, as soon as you open your mouth, I promise to use Madara Uchiha's character card to destroy all your military bases!" Fu Xie looked at the killing spree on the TV and cursed with hatred and disdain.

But seeing the people's heartbreaking cries for help coming from the TV made Fu Xie hesitate a little. He actually didn't want to pay too much attention to this matter. According to the plot, Hulk would come out and defeat the Abomination later.

But if you do this, more people will die, but what does that matter?

He doesn't consider himself a villain, but he's definitely not a good person. He doesn't consider himself a superhero either. At most, he's an anti-hero.

After thinking about it, Fu Xie sighed and went. He couldn't help but be an anti-hero, so he could still be considered a hero. If he could make Abomination kill less, let him kill less.