Mixing things up in Marvel

Two months later…………

It was lunch break at Zhongcheng High School. Adolescent boys showed off their immature bodies and secreted strong male hormones to attract girls.

The girls are also in the mood for love. They wear miniskirts that look like they are wearing nothing, revealing their precocious white blossoms. With a casual look, the boys nearby are fascinated and drooled.

Peter Parker, who was only 15 years old, shuttled among the noisy crowds. Although he was very envious of couples, he was relatively introverted and stammered when he spoke to girls. In the end, the girl couldn't stand it anymore. He left behind the words "Peter, you are a good man" and walked away, leaving only Peter Parker who turned into stone and shattered on the ground.

"Please give way, please please give way."

The road ahead was blocked, so Peter had no choice but to ask for permission. However, the students who were having a wet French kiss would not pay attention to Peter's request. Peter could only sigh helplessly, then bent down and tried to squeeze through the gap in the crowd.

Peter walked carefully through the crowd, but a fat man weighing more than 200 pounds was rummaging for something in the locker. Peter swallowed hard to prevent himself from bumping into him.

Suddenly the fat man stepped back and happily took out a piece of bread. Peter was startled by his sudden retreat and reflexively stretched out his palm to touch the fat man.

boom!

The huge force came and pushed the fat man back in, crushing the locker with his entire body.

Peter was shocked. He could only lower his head and pretend that nothing was wrong, and quickly left, muttering in a low voice: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I didn't know you were so light. I didn't use any force, I didn't use any force..."

"Hey Peter, where are you going in such a hurry?"

A fat palm suddenly placed on his shoulder, which frightened Peter so much that he almost swung out another palm. Fortunately, he held back this time and looked up to see that the source of the sound was his friend, the fat Ned.

I saw him smiling honestly and saying, "Peter, what are you doing? Let's play Lego together tonight."

Peter nodded wildly as if he had thought of something: "Brother, didn't you go to some club at noon? Why are you still here?"

"Oh, I'm going there soon. I just bumped into you on the way to remind you of your plans for the evening."

After saying that, he turned around and left. Before Peter could breathe a sigh of relief, Ned suddenly turned around and said, "Peter, do you want to join the club? I'm from the Return Club. The main task of our club is to sleep."

Why is there such a silly club? It shouldn't be that such a silly club can actually apply for approval. It must be the principal and others who are clever again.

Peter grumbled inwardly as he declined Ned's club invitation.

Ned said regretfully: "What a pity. If you join us, we can compete to see who can fall asleep faster."

"..."

"I met Peter that night, and your new necklace is quite nice and looks very tasteful."

Peter grabbed the necklace around his neck and smiled awkwardly: "Yeah, I think so too. Ned, go to the club and it won't be good if you're late later."

After finally seeing Ned off, Peter quickly walked to his locker.

He released his hand covering the necklace and saw a white badge in the shape of garlic hanging around his neck.

Two months ago, Peter gained a series of superpowers similar to those of a spider. At first, he was worried about whether he was a mutant or something, but then he thought about mutants who awakened their powers after being bitten by a spider. This should be considered... a mutant?

Peter was very excited to get super powers. He felt that he could be a superhero like Iron Man.

But he doesn't have the money ability to run around the world like Tony. He can only try his luck in Queens and become a trainee hero.

And because of his modest family background, his battle uniform is still made from various shabby pajamas from his past. The battle uniform stitched with red and blue pajamas looks very funny. Every time he helps the old lady cross the road, he will be praised as a good baby, although he Repeatedly emphasize that he is "Spider-Man" not "Spider-Baby".

But looking at the expression on the old woman's face, one could tell that she definitely didn't listen. In addition, there were very few robberies and murders in Queens, so he never got rid of the title of "Spider Baby".

This made him very distressed. He wanted to be a superhero who saves the world, not a Cosplay enthusiast.

And a month ago, after I secretly completed my daily heroic deeds at night and returned home, I found a wretched pervert wearing a red and black tights sitting on my bed with the lights off. It seemed that he had been waiting for a long time.

Peter was instantly shocked when he saw him for the first time. He swore that he had never seen such a perfect combination of sandy, vulgar, mean and other temperaments... a person?

The sand sculpture also spoke at this moment: "Hey, hey, oh! My dear Parker, I miss you so much. I finally found you. As a reward, join my team and reconnect with me!"

Facing a wretched pervert who sneaked into the house and knew his name, Peter should have been nervous, but for some reason Peter felt that he couldn't be nervous at all when he saw this guy, and even wanted to laugh a little bit.

However, Peter still had the courage to ask carefully: "Who are you, what are you doing in my house, and what did you do to Mei!"

The guy in front of him laughed again: "Parker, don't be nervous. My name is Deadpool. In other comics, we are close friends. Although your aunt is very beautiful and has a sexy figure, as the saying goes, friends and aunts are not welcome... Don’t bully me, I won’t do anything to her, the most I can do is treat her to a warm hot dog hehehe.”

When Peter heard this, he felt all the blood in his body surge upwards, his mind went blank, and the unprecedented anger made him punch the hardest in his life.

boom!

By the time Peter reacted, his hand had already blasted the entire chest of the self-proclaimed Deadpool in front of him, and blood spurted out all over the sheets.

Deadpool's head tilted and he fell on the bed motionless.

Peter looked at the blood on his hands and felt horrified. He had killed someone, he had killed someone...

Looking at Deadpool's miserable state again, Peter felt his stomach churn, and he took the trash can and retched.

And suddenly there was a cry from outside: "Peter, Peter, is that you? I was asleep and didn't notice you coming back. I met a strange man in red and black tights on the road. He said he was your friend." , and also gave me two extra-large hot dogs, which tasted pretty good. I left one for you in the kitchen, remember to eat it later."

Mei, it’s my aunt Mei!It's great that she is okay, but something happened to me. I killed someone, an innocent person...

Peter was very happy to hear that his aunt was okay, but the guilt of killing made him ashamed, and just when he was about to surrender to the police station, the Deadpool who was supposed to be missing stood up again on the bed.

I saw Deadpool dancing and cursing: "Oh God, the new clothes I just sewed were broken by your powerful guy again. In this world, you are only 15 years old. Why are you so well-developed and just broken?" The place is still hurting and bleeding..."

Peter stared at Deadpool with his mouth open as if nothing happened. He only felt that he had struck too lightly just now, and that he should have slapped his mouth...